 There's a great big poll in the middle of my head before I'm red Also follow my existential dread Existential Fred dread cuz I'm with you and Think about some patron official Twitter account today. We're acting to a stand-up comedian Yes, oh, yes same joke every time every time How there was one time I didn't do it and stupid babies caught it and called me out for it Said Rick must be low energy today because he can't stand up for the stand-up. It's is called cab drivers and hair up Pear and Perry Okay, I heard say his name stand-up comedy by Karen ish Talwar known for his cynical jokes Ha Karen ish Talwar talks about cab drivers and why Hera Perry's songs are what they are a Herapair it's like the film because I believe there's a actually Kumar Herapair, I don't know. Let's hope we understand and get the joke That's always the yeah, I can guarantee you. We're not gonna get those jokes So thank you to the subbers because they subbed it Thank you subbers who sub you're so sublicious Because sometimes we'll react to stuff and not know that there's a bunch of Hindi and then we miss all the funny Yep, we don't like to miss the funny. We don't want to miss the funny. We are the funny We are the funny Anyway, here we go So my best friend was in hospital recently and I wanted to go and visit her so I booked a cab. I Asked the cab driver sir. I'm a holy family hospital. But I can't run it. He said Leela They're taking a phone car get a patient You don't have to go outside your comfort zone. I will improvise You don't need to change your plans. I just wanted to meet any random person I was just gonna get a well soon I He kept quiet for a while. I enjoyed There was a homeless guy at the window. I mean you feel bad for homeless people and I felt bad for him But I was disappointed with him as an audience Line zero Bollywood pictures Already make you the authority on my future This is my set, this is my mask, this is the stuff that I carry around. Yes, it doesn't get in difficult situations. For this, I need time and effort. And then, he's like, if you give me one rupee, he'll give me 10,000 rupees. I'm thinking, you give me one rupee. I mean, you need more than 10,000 rupees. Why are you laughing? Listen, man, I'm your friend too. I like this demeanour. At this point, we just have... awkwardness. Look, I told you, this is going to be funny. I just told you, this is going to be a show. If you want to watch something funny, sit at home and watch Hira Firi. Look, Hira Firi, there's nothing funny in this world. Hira Firi is such a funny movie, that no one worked hard on her songs. That's the one with Akshay. All the songs are just sounds. Just sounds. I haven't seen it yet. I've been writing it since I was a kid. And he's like, wow, wow. Do you like his... I feel like if I was ever stand-up comedian, which I probably will never be, that one, it's a similar style that I would bring, because I would want to make people feel uncomfortable. Right. Yeah. I enjoy that. Cover topics make people uncomfortable. The first part of the stuff we understood, he was really funny, obviously. And I'm sure he was really funny if we understood it, but obviously that joke was not meant for us at the end. And the cab driver joke was actually, there was a double funny in that, in the fact that at least in Calcutta, cab drivers won't always take you where you want to go. Really? Why? They just... It's funny. It says they won't refuse service, but half the time when you ask them, if you say like, I need to go to the airport. Seriously? Really? Yeah. I'm needing to go to Salt Lake. What? They don't want to drive to Salt Lake. Weird. Yeah. Like half the time, when you ask the yellow cabs, and then they're upset that Uber's there. So it's kind of like... You should be working. Yeah. I don't know if it's that way everywhere, but it's definitively that way. It's funny. In Calcutta, where the cab driver will just... Or take you where they want you to go. It's that way in New York, too. I promise you, if you've never been to New York, take a cab with a New Yorker. Because I took Ashley to New York, and they assumed that, because Ashley's with me, we were talking about the city, we didn't know the city. And so we're going from the Empire State Building to the World Trade Center. I know how to get there. So we're going, and he made a left. And I said to Ashley, I said, and I said it loud enough for the driver to hear. I said, he thinks we're tourists. If he makes another wrong turn, I'm calling him out for it. And he made another right turn and went the right way. Because they're trying to get the cab fare to last longer. So yeah, you got to be careful with the cab drivers, folks. And if you're a cab driver out there, you be honest, and you accept those rides. Anyways. Yeah, but I thought, the stuff I understood, it was really funny. I liked his demeanor. I enjoyed jokes that like, you're not, what he was talking about, the homeless person. Most people, like when he's joking about the homeless person, most people feel very uncomfortable. He's like, you shouldn't joke about that. Right. I was a little bit like, oh, let's really not joke about that guy. That is my favorite thing. But it was very witty. I really liked that joke about, if you give me a rupee, God will give you 10,000. He's like, well, then you give me the rupee because you need the 10,000 rupees for a life. He seems really, really funny. I'd like to see more of his stuff. Obviously, stuff that we would relate to, a film that we have never seen, and we've never even seen one of the songs. We do not understand the context. Don't let the context, not his fault. That joke's not for us. No, it's for you. You guys were probably laughing hysterically. I probably were drinking your tea and spitting it out. Another hallucination, wasn't it? And I got the fly. No, no, no. It's the drugs. It was Jeff Goldblum flying around. And life finds a way. That's my spot on, Jeff Goldblum impression. Spot on. He's got it. If you don't know what that's from, you haven't been watching. It's from Girls of Commerichutra.