 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the SNES drunk playing SNES drunk. Yeah, that's right. We're playing Star Fox I am four or five sheets to the wind here and Yeah, let's play training mode. What the hell? I enjoy training mode because it's just I don't know I don't know why I enjoy training mode. It's freaking hilarious Oh Shut up, Peppy just stop talking Shut up. You shut up, too. Anyway. Yeah, I've got a bunch of games Queued up in random or I just pick the handful and I'm gonna play a bunch and I love Star Fox because it's I It's one of the it's the best game for the super that you just plug it in you play it Fly around Damn it, I fucking fuck it. I give up Crash crash crash You gotta love how My teammates they're just kind of casually just fly past me as I'm crashing to my death All right, let's go Yeah in the middle, I guess that's why I find training so amusing Because I liked I like dying I enjoy dying not this intro I guess this long-ass intro defeats the purpose of You know the plug-and-play aspect of it, but whatever God way too drunk way too drunk Damn it Funny story actually not a funny story, but There was this kid I went to elementary school with his His name is Robert Rudell and that sounds just like what Falco says there Yeah, so I always Called him Remember nothing about that guy whatsoever Remember nothing about him personally I like this guy in the left coming up here I Like this guy in the left here, you just you don't even hit him He just walks out and blows up falls over Yeah, that's that sounds like a you problem peppy not a me problem Jesus That's never not funny to me. You know if I don't get any enemies here. It's I'm gonna have to flip to the next game. Thank you blue guy. Thank you brown guy. Let's put this crown guy down here Thank you for showing up Eating a laser Appreciate it very much. Whoa Whoa Yeah, I guess who's not gonna help you buddy Me but deliberately not help you I want you to stop talking to me if you can't handle One guy just kind of coasting after you. That's that's your problem What was the initiation to become a pilot thing you just have to be a talking Constantly in trouble. Why is this why do you whining to me? Can you handle your own shit? What? All right, I think it's time to I'm getting bored with this Flip to the next game. What do we got here? I think it's yes Contra, you know what that means. I Need a little more of a challenge. Let's put it on. No, no, no, no, that's not what I want to do Here and yeah Contra 3 hard mode. I May immediately regret this decision, but I don't care. Let's go. Come on. Let's go Yeah So I'm talking about look at his arms shake Fires off the gun Thing about this game is that it's no God. No It's really hard to talk and play this at the same time whoa whoa Next that was I I oh no This is not gonna bode well either. This is one really hard game What was I thinking when I picked these games? I can't play these. I can't even talk and play these I wonder if the if the ROM still has the slowdown It's really hard for me to talk and play these games I would be the worst let's play guy ever because I can't Talk and play at the same time. It's hard for me. I Don't understand how people are able to do that personally and just be able to talk and do stuff at the same time It's very very difficult for me because I'm not that Coordinated I'm one of those people that Just has to Go with the flow man, you know oh geez Yeah, see what I mean. I'm freaking terrible The worst thing about this game. Yeah, you got to start all the way at the back at the beginning fuckers You know what? Smart not exactly the smartest strategy there I'm gonna go all the way back and Hang out back here You know, I don't think it's I'm no astrologist. I don't know physics that well, but I don't think it's possible to have like 12 dozen planets just kind of hanging out next to each other like that without Colliding at some point. I'm sorry our type background, but you're lying to me That's what I get trying to learn. Is it astronomy astrology? I don't know I'm kind of an idiot Terminology kind of thing watch me get killed in the same spot. It's gonna happen I'm not a god damn it. I'm not a shoot-em-up person. I'm terrible. All right. What's next? Let's let's go to what's next NBA Jam Tournament Edition I have an idea for this game. I'm gonna put in the dunk code This is one of the best even if you hate basketball or if you don't care about basketball. You got to love NBA Jam It's it's really fun. It's so silly Dumbass announcer guy, I remember that iguana logo being like wow that looks so good I can't believe how good that looks. It's Super Nintendo so advanced look at the 3D stuff And it still looks good now. It's just not you know, it's very ordinary Thank you, thank you for welcoming me. I appreciate that I feel welcomed Now if he hadn't said that I'm Not sure would feel as welcome that maybe I'd switch to the next game. What do you think of that? it's the power of a Power of a welcoming presence. All right, I got to be what am I doing? That's right. There's no Jordan in this game There's no partly either. I got to be my hometown Minnesota Timberwolves Cuz they're so bad Fucking gotta be the whitest guy ever Christian later because I'm the whitest guy ever. There's nobody whiter than me Oh god, this is gonna be awesome. Hell. Yes. I got the power up dunks. This is gonna rule. Oh Come on. I forgot to turn on the They turn off the computer assistants Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let them score. Congratulations. Nice going Dallas All right, let's see if this how this works. All right, that works fine. I haven't played this in a long time At least not for a long All right, tied it for let's you gotta love white-ass Christian later being able to frickin Oh Come on. How do you not grab that rebound? Come on. Later. What's your friend? He makes up for it with an amazing half-court dunk. Oh nice play. Harry grabbed it What just happened, oh What I can't come on dunk you bastard. What kind of shot was that? It was terrible What I lost my superpowers Go get them dug west And we don't need to draft Ray Allen because we already have dug west idiots All right, now let's try it. Let's try it from back Endless I just love that. I just love it. It's so funny If you knew if you understood how lame Christian later was and what a snobby ass Whoops What a snobby ass pretty boy. He was You'd you'd have a better understanding of how frickin ridiculous hilarious that was didn't I block that Block that shot and he still was able to dunk it. That's a little Somebody explain the physics on that one again, I'm getting in arguing Yeah, I'm arguing about physics in a Super Nintendo game where that happens So insane Oh, of course it goes in that's a NBA Jam stable the computer always makes the buzzer reader Fair or not, okay, what's next what do we got here with you damn right? I'm an idiot. I don't know what I was thinking here. Just look at that menacing artwork. You know, it's not bad looking It's kind of cool looking anyway. Yeah, never mind. I don't actually want to play that. I just wanted to Throw it out on there Let's try super punch out. Let's see. I'm still sipping away at my Drink here, and I am just Let's see how I fare Hey Take that and that and that and take that and take that Right to your mustache. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm really bad at this. This is I just I'm Halfway decent at the NES game. I can get somewhat far. I can't beat it. I can't beat Tyson, but Behold the power of the yay But yeah, this game. Oh, that was well timed Stay down stay down. I Didn't play this game in ages Bigly coiffed hair his poor stomach. He'll never have kids Wait, that would be it. What am I talking about? I don't know what that meant. Maybe if I was hitting the groin But the stomach. I'm not so sure Pizza cake sounds like a bad idea actually right now it sounds awesome To sign me up for some of that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go bear hugger. I just said that I don't remember how to beat this guy Honestly, God, I don't remember what you're supposed to do Oh What was that? Okay, I don't remember this very well. I this isn't gonna end well for me Oh It doesn't help that I have the reaction time right now of like a dead moose Shit, I don't know what to do. What do I do? I don't know what to do. Oh I'm still alive. I thought I was dead there Think to it. Oh shit. Shit. Stop doing that. Fuck face. Oh This Christmas tree of chess chair you've got there, buddy. What is that? Why why do you make that sound? It's like Donald Duck voice Wow, I got three punches three three punches three normal punches take that mr. No, I'm not going back for another second. Let's play SimCity. Let's let's just throw in a quick round of SimCity and I'm gonna Yeah, anger video game there already did a thing or no It was technically as James and Mike play already did a bit on how long it takes for these fucking maps to load It never made sense to me either like If they can fit 999 of these things, why would it take a thousand years to call the thing up? Just Jesus Christ Yeah, whatever. All right, let's name it. Sure. Let's go Let's go hardcore. I don't think I've ever even played this game on hard. Oh Shit, I didn't want to do that. What was I thinking as if you needed any more proof that I'm All right, I think I'm done It's very yeah, yeah, the power plant needs power that makes sense Not a good start for the city of Smith I'm out of here. I gotta go lay down Till next time viewers. Have a good day. Please Try and have a good day