 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Bill Maher annoys me. Really? Yeah, I love Bill Maher. It's just a no it's like it's so like It's so like detached and privileged some of his takes especially on religion like you don't believe in God I know but it's annoying. It's like he's a rich guy who has tons of money to do whatever he want Wants and it lives in the first world to do that right and he's screaming at the top of the lungs as lungs That God doesn't exist and then some poor person that's going to spell their entire life Maybe being hungry Maybe they got to get a job cleaning some fucking pots or something like that and their whole life They literally have nothing and they're just hoping they get to go to heaven He's like hey guess what you don't even get that but he don't know either though That's my thing they shut the fuck up Why are you gonna take away the one thing that poor person is looking forward to it's like a douchey things to do I think it's just an opinion I think I think all of us have to realize that everybody just has their opinion everybody has their different worldviews if bill Maher chooses to be an atheist cool if you choose to be a full-blown Christian who believes in God great Right, it's neither neither is right neither is wrong none of us know like I can't say it's an easy place to come from like Being rich and going there is no God. It's like it's really easy and it's almost arrogant because you're like hey I did this all myself. I get all the credit like God gets none of the credit for where I'm at right now I made it. I feel like it's almost it's it feel like it's almost a selfish version like people who have extreme success And like extreme luck. I feel like you should almost give it up to God more Listen, I believe in God. I'm a God-fearing person You know I'm saying um, but I'm not gonna knock you if you don't all I'm gonna tell you is God bless you Oh I really hope you're right good boy if you were Based on everything I've read it. Yeah scripture. What are you gonna have held on your hands? Doesn't it seem weird that why you need to say that to folks man? It's just I don't know But I I I want to take away the thing that that means so much to them Like why why you want to remove that from them if you watch this show He's not pushy about it though. Man. He did a whole documentary called. Yeah. Yeah, whatever And after you did that like he's he's not pushing about like he'll like even if it comes up on this show people will be like Well, I know you don't believe in God. He'd be like, yeah Like you don't he don't as long as that's the angle now He's not debating. Yeah, I retract what I said then if he's changed his ways, but there was a time I heard him on rogan He's not rogan. Uh, yeah, he's on rogan. I was watching a little bit. He said he never um, He said never thought cosby was funny. I can't sit here and act like I did either Oh, you'd never know what you're talking about. I like the cosby show No, he's like I never thought the show was good and I never Cosby show was great I don't know if it's I don't I mean listen. Cosby show is great. I don't know what to tell them But I'm sitting here thinking like was it great because of build-up. Yeah, it was I mean, yeah, you produced him sure, but I never watched it stand up. I never watched I spy and under that shit like that I never I but to be honest with you. I never checked for anything other than fat Albert Yeah, I never even checked it down. I don't know. It's just an interesting take that I find like the people that are like staunchly atheist They're all like really wealthy Like all these like real hardcore atheists like screaming at the top of their lungs and I know some I know some middle-aged middle middle-class Atheists The what the famous celebrity atheists for the people I knew that didn't believe in god weren't even famous at all. They were just Regular people right. Yeah Say what? What do I believe in? I honestly don't know. I thought you was atheist for a while. No, I've never been uh And I'm not I'm not I wasn't raised with any religion. So I can't say I'm religious But I I like the idea of there being something else out there. I don't know if it's higher power I don't know if it's an organized religion like Yeah, like maybe maybe agnostic that's shit in the car. No, but you know why I'm not agnostic because like I think agnostic is like I believe in god. I just don't know which religion is right essentially So maybe it is that but I don't even think god is one religion. I think that I think god I think these are people I think religion in its best form like The most altruistic form not in a version of religion that's trying to like maybe control people etc I think the most kind and warm version of religion is people who understood uh Their relationship with god or the universe whatever it is and they were like hey if we do these things We feel better if you and they tried to share those things with other people So they would feel better too and when those other people didn't do it They're like all right motherfucker just do it and you'll go to heaven But really what do they say faith is in the works or something like that or faith without works is dead It I really think that the heaven actually exists in life if you do these things opposed to Suffer your whole life and then you get this heaven afterwards. I feel like you can create your own Personal hell you create your own personal heaven. Yeah, I'm saying I think you can have physical hell physical heaven emotional hell Emotional heaven spiritual hell spiritual heaven, you know mental hell mental heaven I just think it's about the kind of work that you want to do on yourself while you're here But I I agree with you like I don't think god is one religion either because if you really believe in god Then you see god and all things. Yes, you don't look at a muslim and say oh, he's not god Right, you don't look at a christian and say oh, he's not god You don't look at a jewish man and say oh, he's not god Right, you know I'm saying you don't even look at atheists and say oh, that's not god Because if you believe in god, it doesn't matter what they believe right I see the god in you even if you don't believe that god exists right so and and and yo God created all of us in his image according to his likeness. Who says we're all not all Images of god who says god ain't sitting back looking like these stupid motherfuckers arguing over the same shit You know me like I should navigate these motherfuckers free will but in that crazy All these religions arguing over the same shit like 90% of everyone is the same Don't hurt people don't steal don't kill people don't do all this other shit And you all gonna kill each other over the literally you agree on Politicians don't even agree on this much shit. No It's crazy And by the way, every religion the root the root of what you all believe into the same thing God that's it It don't matter how you get there how many times you pray to him a day Do you believe in this you all believe in this one entity? Called god That should be it. Yeah, like that should be it. Fuck the practices. Yeah, you know what I mean? Oh, well, you don't do field service. Oh, you don't pray five times a day. Oh, you're circumcised Yeah, yeah, I mean like who gives a fuck. Yeah Doesn't circumcision have to do with something. Yes Jews Muslims get circumcised I'm clean-looking cocks out there in the middle east. Ain't no sand caught in that dick What if that's why they did it? What if that was the only reason is that sand was getting caught in digs Desert is in my dick desert and your dick Your girl's like stop it honey. You got desert dick and you're like, all right. Hold on. Let me get rid of that shit What if that was the whole reason Man mixing with the schmegma. Can you imagine those little grains of sand with the so painful under that foreskin? So painful because they didn't have beds, right? What do you mean? They're sleeping right there on the sand I think the cutting the dick off Was just about getting sand out of the fucking dick so you could please your girl It don't matter how wet a pussy is sand gonna dry it up What if in order to clean the schmegma they used to just air out their dicks and let the camels lick the schmegma Son they do got a long tongue That tongue could get in there What if the hump in the camel is years and years of schmegma Because they can't digest it It just sits there It just sits there It's schmegma in sand Yes, yo, we figured out camel hump bro. We figured out camels, we figured out circumcised dicks Yo, think about it. Nobody who doesn't come from sand has a circumcised dick Right all these people in europe ain't no sand in europe. They don't got circumcised dicks That's schmegma, bro. It's a deadly combination. It really it for the girl led to circumcision For the fucking girl. Oh, it's all conserved for the girl Come on dude Tell a google that Just google sand and uncircumcised penis. I don't want to see what comes up. It has to be Yo, bro. It has to be it's a little trunk. It has to be man. Yeah Uh, mckayla's birthday today. Ah Come here mckayla She's 37 today No, she's not. Yeah, she is Stop playing 37 bro. It's almost over for mckayla, you're 37 today How old Congratulations. Do we have this mic on right there? Oh Happy birthday mckayla It's brought you in for a little eye candy. You know what i'm saying I was just sitting observing give you cash out for something. Maybe you get a dollar I'm serious Can I solicit? Would you fuck a nigger who had uh, whoa, dude, whoa Would you have sexual relations to you, man? Man, shut up. What the hell Would you have sexual relations with a man who had sand and schmegma in his uncircumcised penis? Yes No, but I've I have experienced like a guy like when he takes off his pants I saw like it was uncircumcised and what did you do? Abort mission. Hold on. No stop abort mission But it looks like a pussy and you hook up with girls. No, it does not it looks like a turtleneck Yeah, that's what a pussy looks like a loose turtleneck. No, no way Not mine. What the hell you ever seen a pussy on a pussy you ever seen a turtleneck on a hanger I think it's something you need to tell us bro turtleneck on a hanger a turtleneck on a hanger is not Filled up so it folds this way and it just looks like a pussy No way hose a don't hang your turtlenecks. So listen, well now questioning Yeah, listen, I'm trying to take who got you at least two pussies in my dad We need to do another untuck it commercial I don't I'm not upset if the pussy look like the hotel bed after you kick it open Wow You know, you know, you know the hotel bed all tucked in under the mattress and then you just get in there like I'm getting comfy today That should be tight. That should be tight You gotta kick it open bro. Give me some lady a holiday and express