 Woo! Today's an exciting day. I may or may not be up to something. Literally the most clutch elevator of all time. If I escalator, if I have to climb this escalator, it'd be a problem, man. Oh, you're not here. How you doing, man? Good to meet you, officer. LG is low-key getting slapped up by phase right now. It's not a good look. LG is a better team. They said Fortnite. Fortnite where? Can you hear Fortnite? I hear Fortnite. We got a cutie patootie behind us. Wow, you're corny. It's his big moment right here. This guy right here is the biggest hug in the world. It's so corny, man. God damn. We saw a little show mass between LG and phase. It was kind of wavy. But the Raptors game is heading up right now. We got court-side, T-side. Crouching! Crouching! Crouching! That was the most obnoxious car I've ever heard in my life. That's the loud car. It's the one that sounds good. Like mine, for example. And it's just like that. This isn't sounding good at all. What am I looking at? I'll see if you feel walking in this elevator, bro. Let's find out, buddy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why are you in the camera? We're gonna go upstairs and get murdered, will ya? Cheers! Yo, security didn't think I belonged when I was sitting on the lower bowl. They're definitely gonna wild out when I sit court-side, bro. It's gonna be crazy. I can't catch a break with this camera. First the border, now this. People see a DSLR and they immediately bug out like I'm a professional filmmaker. I'm gonna shoot the same thing with my iPhone X. Yo, sitting court-side is like an entirely new experience. I don't know what it is. Honestly, I don't even like sitting lower bowl that much. This is lit! Like, of course, it's something fresh, bro. I'm telling you, man. Who put lit? I'm lit! Look, I have a media mask. Today I have media. Yo, how'd you get that, bro? I'm cooler than you. Only I got one. This court-side sees so wave, yo. I'm telling you. You gotta work all summer. Save up and just ball out in one event. Against like a garbage team, so the tickets are kind of cheaper. Hey, yo, come! I just wanted to acknowledge me, you know? He's literally googling people's names. I've never seen anyone so unqualified for a court-side seat. Oh, no, that's crazy, yo. I found him. That's crazy. Oh, that's my cousin. We're twins. Don't tell me what you're looking like. A little bit? No. A little bit. Come on. Everyone always says you look like him in the comments. Everyone says you look alike. And you go crazy forever. Why does $5 say that these little kids could beat you in basketball? Okay. Hey, shoot that one young buck. Shoot that one young buck. Shoot a young buck. That's the cutest thing ever, guys. Oh, I am? Really? Obviously not you, man. Why, do you watch Agent Zero Zero? What's up, guys? I'm on TV, of course I am, baby. I upload the video and a ton of people who watch it, but it's just really cool to have it like in stadium, you know? Could you hooper real life? You can hooper? You not a hooper? Man, not a hooper. I need you to do me a favor, okay? Go home, youtube.com slash agent zero zero. You're going to see yourself. No, that's him. You're going to see yourself on there. How's that sound? You subscribe. You're going to be on the channel. Oh, the guy's wearing a sweatshirt. He's all right. Well, you're not wearing a sweater after sweating. He's wearing a sweatshirt. He's okay. He doesn't have the high price threads that you have on there, Matt and Pete. Oh, thank you very much. Pause, Matt. Jack, what y'all talking about, man? You tell me I can't wear a sweater and be in the front row? My eyes? Damn it, man. I thought Jack would have been like, yo, that's my guy type, you know? Oh, I feel backstabbed, guys. I feel... This hurts. I need to start buying so many court side seats. I need to go there every single day, every single game, until Jack takes back what he said about me. Yo, huge shout out to the Raptor, Uprising, by the way, for sending us those tickets. If I ever go again, bro, I'ma go in like a... What should I go in? I'ma go in like shorts and like a no-slee t-shirt. They're my guys, though. I can't be mad for too long. The guys that are beside us told us they've been sitting there for a while, years and years and years now, and they've never had that happen. It just... What is it? About when I go to the games, like, immediately accidents start happening. Look, there's something wrong with me, y'all. The border, I almost died, and then you get elbowed by a massive seven-foot NBA player. It can't happen in a sequence like that. It's too much of a coincidence. I don't know what you're gonna wear if you ever go again. The Jerusalemers are waiting for you to make another appearance. You're welcome. Resume. 3, 2, 1, go! I'm sure, man, you got tackled. You got killed. I got body. You know, my elbow, that ass hurts, bro. Because I protect myself like this. Y'all, you ever see the cameraman get bodied sometimes when you watch him again? That's him. I know how it feels now. I cut like a one-quick elbow to the side of my head. Everything was not right. I tried. He listened, though. Go, go! Saying that. I'm trying to help the team, bro. You're still helping. It's a five-point lead. Say, too! You guys, you're so happy about... Guess what? You're mad sweaty, boy. You need your own locker room after this. Oh, don't hug me, man. Don't touch me. And the moxie to his face is kind of big. You're really big, man. Gee, man! It's been down. You see this? On my life, man! All right, tell them toke. Tell them toke. I mixed it up. Ow! Well, since A-Book, you won't take a picture of me, man. I'm just going to, you know, pretend like I'm going to do it myself. You know? Just go, cheese! And then, that's it. That's all I got. Try and get kicked, though. Give me some scarves, though. Give me some scarves, though. At least three more scarves, man. All right, oh, three, two, one. So I heard you had a very good day, sir. I had a phenomenal day. We wrapped this one, and, bro, Cody Zellich had to take me out. He saw I was having so much fun, man. He said he didn't want to have it. All right, I got it. Here you guys go. We're going to have to keep the basketball for a service fee. Ah, I appreciate it, guys. Have a good day. Yeah, I heard Matt and Leo were roasting me on the broadcast. They said I wasn't dressed like someone who says corset. Oh, the guy's wearing a sweatshirt. He's all right. Well, you know, we're holding like wedding. Does he take twizzlers? Does Asia take the twizzlers? Ah, you know, I'm going to take twizzlers, too, man. Yo, listen, buddy. What happened to healthy? Hand them over. I'm not going to eat it, bro. Hand them over. Hey. I'm over, too. Fax. Fax. Someone was chilling here, bro. We're back. Somebody barked the chair out of the house. Yo, if you move around too much, bro, it's just a dead-go-fall. Do you know that? Do you feel it? I feel like there's been plenty of murder scenes shot in this specific elevator. Yo, this is a banger, at least. It is a house. Happy birthday, Max. You can take yourself a view. Happy birthday. Do you want to say something on camera, buddy? Hi.