Yo,Yo yo wake up texters, listen in Uncle Sam's after more boogeymen Dubya left Barack in a jam Way over in Afghanistan So drop dat i-Phone get a gun We're gonna have a whole lotta fun
And it's one, two, three, four What are we fighting for? Not freedom or our fellow man Next stop Afghanistan
And it's five, six, seven, eight Open up those pearly gates cause there ain't no need to wonder why For oil we're all gonna die.
Now Come McChrystal let's move fast Your big chance has come at last Gotta kill all those towel heads Though muslims aint who we should dread Our robber barons now they're the ones Who blew the Towers to kingdom come.
Well Come on Wall Street Don't move so slow Since 9-1-1 it's go-go-go. There's plenty money to be made Supply both sides with tools of da trade. Just hope if they grab a bomb, They drop it on Dick Cheney's lawn
Well Come on mothers throughout the land Send your child to Afghanistan. Come on fathers, don't hesitate, Send 'em off before it's too late. Be the first one on your block To have your kid come home in a box.
Wave ba ba ba bye to the bus Like Strummer said you're one of us Cold water in your face Brings to you back to this awful place Wave bye bye yeah wave bye bye
The Magnificent Afghanistan is a song produced and performed by Johnny Punish. Lyrics by Bruce Arnold. The lyrics are based on the song VIETNAM RAG by Country Joe MacDonald. The melody is loosely based the song The Magnificent Seven by The Clash. It is dedicated to our U.S. Veterans and active military who fight in Afghanistan, Pakistan for the war U.S. President Barack Obama is about to expand. With leaders like the now deceased Benazir Bhutto gone from the scene, war is omnipresent and this song is simply about The Magnificent Afghanistan. Enjoy!