 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that show I still haven't seen it, but I know which one you're talking about now Okay, we're live to the blacklist Okay, the blacklist I'm there might be blacklist lovers here, but I'm not one of them I think it's a bit weak. Don't don't I don't even know what it is. Oh It's one of those blacklist lovers. Just remember I didn't say it I mean in every free moment of my life It's a show that my father-in-law loves I'm still very stuck on Barry. That is my favorite show right now. Did you watch this week's I did What oh my goodness? Yeah, what's Stuck on Barry. It's getting dark. Oh Barry is the name of the show. Yeah We are stuck. Yes. Yes. Oh, it's Barry as in B a Yeah, it's a really good show, but it's it's dark HBO. Oh dark. Okay. Maybe I don't need that It's not super dark It's it's it's dark, but it's not like It's funny. That's it's not as dark as dark can be it's not like handmade stale dark Nothing is The premise is dark. It's taking a turn where I'm like, okay, we're gonna have to deal with something Bill Hader plays an assassin who wants to get out of the business and become an actor Right interesting And so there is a lot of comedy involved, but it's also like the subject matter is Not lighthearted Um at all I'll I might watch it since I have HBO Nordic here. It's really good. It's really good Okay, are we ready to go? I am Mm-hmm. Let's do it then. Here we go Daily tech news show is powered by you and hats to find out more head to daily tech news show.com slash support This is the daily google news for tuesday may 8th 2018 in los angeles on top merit and with some other news to contribute from studio feline I'm sarah lane And from finland. I'm patrick. Sorry. I'm a little bit tired today And so there's a lot of news out there to wade through Tire a man out plus the time difference between us Thankfully, we have roger chang to bring us all together. Hello. I'm here to bring people together He's like an infinity gauntlet of tech news. No, that doesn't work I was thinking more like a large pizza pie where everyone sits around the table. That's much better Yeah, the soul slice The time slice Yeah, the mushroom, but no anchovy slice Most of the show is going to be about google i o not pizza, but let's start with a few tech things you should know Google's research department which includes computer vision health care machine learning among other things is rebranding under the name google ai Which will include all of research google.com channels and affiliated social links like twitter and google plus channels Well, they thought everybody was looking at microsoft build and google i o facebook Just shook up the house chris cox will now run a new division in facebook called family of apps That'll include facebook instagram whatsapp and messenger david marcus who was running messenger will now run a new team dedicated to the blockchain Which alongside ar vr and ai will be part of a new division called new platforms and infra under cto mike schrupper And vice president of growth. Javier olivan will now oversee a third division called central product services Which includes shared features like ads and security and to top it all off Remember jan kuhm left whatsapp. Well, they've got a new boss chris daniels takes over as vp of whatsapp Daniels most recently was running facebook's internet dot org efforts. They're the folks that offer free basics by facebook Hey, couldn't they have called it new platforms and infrastructure? Like do they have to try and sound cool? I'm just copying and pasting from recode with that name. I don't know that that's the official name Before we start throwing stuff at them. Let's let's just be careful that's um microsoft announced better terms for windows developers selling apps in its microsoft store Reducing its share of the revenue of the revenue it collects from third-party windows apps that aren't games The new terms give developers 95 of sales and 85 if microsoft helps surface the app Through spotlights or as part of a collection for games microsoft still collects 30 of revenue for apps of a non-subscriber basis And 15 of subscription based uh game apps No word exactly when these changes will go live Basically microsoft saying Please please use our app store. Please Yeah, I mean it's undercutting both the google play and the apple's app store Which both take 30 of apps across the board. So It'll be interesting to see if this Encourages more development Square is launching square for restaurants a software platform for restaurant operations that handles booking tables and managing that after meal check Square acquired on demand food delivery business caviar back in 2014 for reported 90 million dollars Now it's coming to light a little bit why that acquisition was made It's part of the new restaurant system Square says its software has the ability to update menus and floor layouts remotely performance tracking tip splitting fraud protection as well Square for restaurants is the company's third point of sale offering after launching square for retail and square for appointments for service-based businesses Twitter for android's application package shows code for encrypted direct messages, you know dms a secret Conversation option could help twitter better complete encrypted communication or compete with encrypted and communication apps like signal telegram WhatsApp apks often contain code for unlaunched features the companies are testing before the features go live If they go live, there's no guarantee 18 months ago whistleblower edward snowden Asked twitter CEO jack dorsey for encrypted dm and dorsey at the time said that's reasonable and something we'll think about So maybe they did it The real question is when will twitter include a story's functionality? That's what I want to know. That's not the real question It might be it's a different question. Okay fine. Fine. It's additional when you're Some answer statements android appears to now be recognizing amazon's voice assistant as a possible google assistant substitute for the same way It does microsoft's cortana So you can set alexa to be your default assist app instead of google assistant You'll need amazon's alexa app then make the switch in the settings apps default apps assist and voice input setting After a long press on your home button your new amazon default assistant will fire up just like Assistant would yeah Is a very very very good move in my opinion on google sport Hey folks, don't forget you can get all the tech headlines each day in about five minutes by subscribing to daily tech headlines available on The amazon echo the google home and the anchor app or at daily tech headlines dot com All right, let's talk a little bit more about google i o we're going to go through Uh the groups of announcements they had today first thing I want to give acknowledgement to is accessibility google adding morse code To gboard for accessibility it comes to gboard on ios and android now Granted they could do more But it's nice to see that google and microsoft both continued this trend of of treating accessibility seriously in their keynotes May have an image to make up for the big tech companies Yeah, and if people are like wait a minute morse code. How does that accessible? The example they used was a couple who are developers one of which uh can't speak Uh and she has limited mobility So she's able to just tap left or right to create dots and dashes Which is makes it easier for her to type out things that are then spoken by texas speech. That's amazing. I love it In the artificial intelligence realm google photos will start suggesting fixes to photos Like it'll say oh, did you want to rotate that looks like it's on its side or it's a little bright We can dim that down for you or vice versa Can also recognize people in photos and offer to share the photos with those people There's a colorize option so you can make your black and white or sepia tone cut photos color Using a little ai google photos scan can fix photos of documents by zooming in and cropping them and also turn them into pdf's if you want google also announced tensor processor unit three which is of course optimized for google tensor flow And gmail's getting smart compose which pops up suggestions to complete the sentence you're writing You just press tab if you want to accept the suggestion that's going to roll out to all users this month Sounds scary Well, it's not Make sure you read the autocomplete, you know, oh right right. Yes Uh, I love the idea, you know when I first read about like black and white photos going to color What in the world like aren't we all making our colors photos black and white, you know for artistic purposes However, if you're scanning old photos or Otherwise, you know what want to go the other way that's pretty cool It's yeah, it's a little bit of a specific use but when you do have a use for it It's it's really nice. It's really impressive how the scope of suggestions that ai's can Create is getting wider and wider. I mean if we just take the example of gmail We've had suggestions for words for a long time Especially on on mobile phones keyboards. And now it's actually suggesting entire bits of sentences And I will have to wait and see how relevant they are But it's so contextually complex that it's even more impressive than words, obviously It's just it keeps chugging along, you know, and and however Worried we might be about where this is going It doesn't seem like it it's going to stop anytime soon. So I the price is a lot about me that the pdf thing was The thing I was most excited Uh, let's talk about google assistant, which of course incorporates a lot of this ai Google assistant will now be able to answer follow-up questions without you needing to say the trigger phrase over and over google calls that continued conversation Assistant will also be able to handle multiple requests in one sentence For instance, I could say what was the cardinal score last night and how many rbi's did marcello zuna have? And assistant will be able to parse that and say oh the cardinals won three two and i was in ahead three rbi's or whatever The big one though that everyone's talking about is google duplex Which brings together text to speech and deep learning Google showed off using the assistant to make calls to real locations that didn't know it was a bot They did one with a salon and one with a restaurant Where assistant understood the context had verbal pauses like ums and aas And was able to book appointments and reservations Uh google will use this to phone businesses to get holiday hours and update the listings automatically starting this summer This was definitely something where they said it's not ready for everybody to use yet It doesn't work all the time But we just kind of wanted to show it off and it was pretty impressive Pretty impressive It was unbelievable like literally I cannot believe That it actually works the way they're uh presenting it and they were pretty straightforward in saying, you know It doesn't always work like this and they even have a a few examples They just published an article detailing the whole thing and they have examples where it doesn't work and but Even if it works half as well as they're advertising it I'm telling you I I cannot believe it works this well You have to go and listen to one of those conversations to check out how impressive it is I I trust google enough that I think they are at least close to that representation But if I didn't know how good they are I would you know if you listen to the conversation No one in the world would would Assume that this was not a human being speaking it was it's not readily apparent Especially because it would talk over the person on the phone and say, uh Oh, I gotcha and things like that like it it was very natural now. Pichai admitted He's like not every one of the tests that we've done has been Has been as smooth as the ones you're hearing now Uh and the the one with the restaurant was not smooth on the side of the restaurant The restaurant would kept misunderstanding what it was saying and it had to adapt to that and understand that there was a Misunderstanding and then try to correct the misunderstanding which was impressive So I I doubt that it works that well all the time. We saw the two really impressive versions of this Which is why it's hard to believe I think it's it's expected that it wouldn't work that well all the time But honestly the fact that it might work that well some of the time even is already impressive You know, it's already kind of unbelievable that it would be able to achieve this Even a portion of the attempts that it does Here's a really dumb question. So, you know in in in real life Let's say I'm calling my hair salon. I want an appointment, right? And so I'm essentially giving them the reverse phone tree where you know Things get to a point without me having to do anything, you know without them having to actually talk to me What is the benefit? From someone being confused to the point where they think that google duplex is really a person Because you don't have to do it yourself. You just say But if they knew what I was doing, what does it matter that I'm using google duplex Why does it have to mimic a person to the point where they wouldn't be able to discern the difference? Oh, because they don't know that it's a bot and the if if they it introduced itself by saying Hello, I am a bot and I am going to make an appointment for my master They they would pick, you know, they would hang up immediately I I think the point is not to fool them The point is to be able to handle whatever the person on the other line and says in a way that would make a human comfortable Well, it's not even yeah, it's just like no, I think it plays a lot being able to understand the other person Causes them to think they're talking to a human But the point isn't to fool them. The point is let's make sure we are able to handle this conversation Well, yes and no I do think the point is also to fool them a little bit because any business that would have a system in place to handle automated Conversations or, you know reservation systems would not need this It's kind of like designing a robot to use a door and a handle, you know, it's it's using Something that was designed for humans So it's kind of mimicking the human so that it doesn't have to You know, the the environment doesn't have to be designed for it. I think here. It's the same thing Google creates a system that Any to adapt to Human interaction so that on the side of the business, they don't have to do anything. They're just receiving a phone call All right, a few more google assistant news pieces There's a setting called pretty please launching latest this year that teaches children to use polite language For instance, when children say please assistant responds with positive reinforcement Also will not work if they don't say the magic word google's adding six new voice variants to google assistant Built on a system called wave net to make it more natural sounding and later this year. John legend's voice will be available I've been waiting for that right, wow Which means that all the calls to salons and restaurants will be made by john legend in the future And uh google demonstrated lenovo smart displays with google assistant and those devices are coming in july So how do you guys feel about the idea that google's like well, let's make kids more polite By using this very specific sociological way of doing so I have to say it's an option. It's not on by it's not forcing them. It's for parents to be like We want to teach the kids to be polite. Yeah, it would be nice if you could um customize that Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's so it's okay The the thing that impressed me a little bit more was the john legend thing I wonder how much they paid him to to do that And how do they have restrictions on how they can use his voice? Like it's everyone you're going to see people have uh google assistant say Silly and offensive things with john legend's voice The key was you uh legends voice will be used in certain contexts. Right. Right. That is the key takeaway phrase Google news is getting a redesign. It'll aim to help you keep up Understand and support the sources Google news will use reinforcement learning an AI training technique to better understand your behaviors and give you five top stories Right at the top when you open the app New tabs will include a for you section a headline section a favorite section and the newsstand will move into google news That'll contain local news and youtube videos not the newsstand But the whole thing a feature called newscasts will give you an automatically generated preview of a story from multiple sources Another feature called full coverage will organize stories into a viewable timeline And subscribe with google will give you access across platforms Of more than 60 publishers so you don't have to log in again if you're on the web or ios or android All that comes to android ios and the web in 127 countries now And everybody should have it by next week Well as somebody who uses google news religiously particularly for daily tech headlines I welcome uh these advancements google news is already an invaluable tool for me So anything that makes it more robust? I'm into it. I hate I use google news the way it works right now. I don't want them messing with the way it's presented I'm gonna have to come up with a new way of doing things Old man tom is I know newscasts newscasts are essentially Stories adapted to this format. It was very reminiscent of the stories format again Um, I'm very curious to hear what the deal is between uh google the google account link to the publishers And who gets the information do the publishers get the information about Their subscribers because that was the sticking point That the issue that was happening between apple and the publishers and why they didn't want to use apples The answer is yes, they do because google google is a little looser about that stuff And I don't think they would have signed on otherwise, but we don't know that for sure Uh, let's talk about android pumpernickel, which is not the name of android p They didn't announce that but they did announce adaptive battery Using some deep learning more ai to figure out which apps you'll likely use And then manage the battery life appropriately to update only those apps adaptive brightness similarly for the brightness on your screen App actions will predict the next option in an app You're likely to take and present that to you making it easier for you to get onto the next task Something called slices Will let apps put their buttons elsewhere in the ui the first example will be search So if you search for lift it will show you like two slices like oh here are the current prices Here's how to book a ride an early developer program for actions and slices will open next month And ml kit was introduced ml kit will let developers work with google's cloud or directly on the device to add machine learning It is also cross cross platform. So it runs on ios and android I think slices were really interesting in that whole Uh description. I I don't think it's just button. It's it's the buttons. It's basically a slice of the entire app That they can that's true. That's a good point. Yeah, so so it's a way of uh Getting an app the portion of the app outside of the app itself so it can be reused in the whole system It also means that google can create uis that don't require you to go to the app So you stay within google's I guess context It's an interesting concept Android will add a dashboard that shows you how much you use your phone and prompt you to take a break Notifications can be rolled up into a daily digest YouTube will roll out that option this week. There's a kids are awesome Feature to help you manage your kids screen time. All of these tools are launching with the company's digital well-being site later this This later on the on tuesday, which is the day we're recording this show Uh, there's also a bunch of other digital well-being features android p will give you hard App controls to manage your time on your phone like setting time limits So an app will get grayed out when it hits the limit to remind you you shouldn't be using that There's a feature called shush That can have your phone go in to do not disturb when you flip it over on a table So it won't even vibrate do not disturb. We'll also now mute visual disturbances like notifications Winddown mode will set the phone to gray scale at a certain time of night When you're supposed to be asleep to kind of help you put the phone down before you go to bed And coming this fall starting with the pixel android p beta coming to pixel plus and seven devices right now So you can get it now for the pixel nokia vivo one plus sony xiaomi essential and opo phones You know as somebody who goes into airplane mode, of course, this is on ios because that's what I have regularly But still that's like that's sort of like an all or nothing thing The idea to be like I need to not be disturbed in certain scenarios in this certain way or there are certain apps where I need to limit my time, you know, i'm on instagram too much during the day or what have you I love the idea of being able to get more granular with this. Yeah google maps had a bunch of announcements too google maps getting integration with google assistant So you can ask it to do things like share your eta with someone by text message or control the music While you're driving you don't have to touch the device google now able to add new addresses to businesses and other locations Directly to the map using ai and satellite imagery so it can just look and say oh that's that's a burger joint Let's add that a new feature called for you Yes, they also use that phrasing in google news will feature recommendations on google maps trending listings other new stuff to help You discovered new places in your neighborhood google maps while the new score called your match To find you places you might like based on your preferences Shortlist is a feature that lets friends vote on options. So if you're like, where should we eat? You can all use google maps to coordinate That's coming to ios and android versions of google maps this summer And soon you can get updates from small businesses and book appointments and make orders From within google maps So make it maps more about just nap more than about just navigation a little bit more of like a four square swarm integration into google maps if you're already in there Is this something you guys see yourself using because i definitely do this is stuff where i've been using google maps Kind of in a workaround for and wish it could do this kind of things not so much the group planning part But they're like, you know understand what i'm looking for let me know when there's new stuff around that i might be interested in Yeah, it's again suggestions. Yeah, I think I like that. Um, I'm also very impressed by the Its ability to read into photos and satellite imagery to populate its uh, it's data database that is really impressive again Google will now combine ai with street view on google maps So labels directions and locations will show up on the screen If you need walking directions, you can just hold it up and it'll show you the scene you're looking at and say Oh, you'll want to turn right right up there Also google lens is going to use image and object recognition to identify stuff in your photos Things like landmarks or food Starting next week google lens will be integrated into the camera app of all google pixel devices As well as the lg g7 and a few other android phones lens can also recognize words In a picture to allow copy and paste from the real world Your camera to sign like oh i want to send the name of that place to my friend Copy it out of lens in the photo into your text message If you show it a menu item you can say what is that and it'll show you a picture of the word that is on the menu There's also something called style match that'll make suggestions for things that match the style of something You see in the camera like furniture or clothing And you don't even have to be taking a photo of it to do that. You can just do it live in the camera In fact real-time results is coming to more situations over time I feel like I should be using google lens more all of the features seem awesome Um, maybe it's because i'm not using android as my uh phone So maybe that's why i'm not using it, but it seems like Things that would make my life easier. I'm not sure why i'm not using it more. I remember in 1999 Wanting to take a headline out of the screensavers website and show it to my boss And wishing I wish I could just take it off the screen and carry it over to her And this is Almost that yeah, well it kind of would be right. Yeah Yeah, you could send them a picture the photo of the thing sure, but like I just wanted to grab it with my hands not quite there All right, uh, finally waymo for some reason got up on stage. They're not google They're a separate company owned by google's parent company alphabet So I don't know what they were doing at google i o other than the fact they used to be part of google Uh waymo is launching in phoenix With self-driving car service later this year Uh, in other words, no no driver. Uh, this will be service available later this year in phoenix Waymo intends to partner with multiple car companies. Uh, they they mentioned that CEO john craftchick said that deep learning research from google brain has reduced error rates for detecting pedestrians by 100 times A very important thing for waymo to emphasize in light of what uber seems to have discovered regarding detection of pedestrians and the fatal crash that they suffered Waymo said it has logged 6 million miles and also runs a constant simulation with 25,000 cars in it To prepare machine learning for new situations. For instance weather driving simulations have allowed them to learn how to see through weather related sensor noise like snow, uh, so so Bad weather driving has been one thing that has been more difficult for self-driving cars to learn how to navigate through and they're making some progress there So just to be clear the service they're launching in phoenix is a city-wide, uh, autonomous Cab service which you can, uh, call with an app, correct? I don't know how city-wide it is. It may be limited to an area of public streets It's not in a private park and you can use an app to call for a cab and it's basically uber autonomous uber in phoenix Later this year. Mm-hmm. That is something that we did not expect to see Happening so soon and that could if it works now, of course phoenix is probably an easier Uh city to navigate than some i don't know european city like paris for example Well, yeah, the weather related stuff as well. It's maybe dust or rain there, but not as often as other locations Yeah, but it's just like the organization of the city. It's a lot more It's traffic and um, but still it's actually going to be a life Well, if it launches a life service for a real city It's a pretty curious if there's not an actual google more way. I'm sorry waymo person in there in these cars Waiting for some 100 clarification on that Thanks, everybody who participates in our subreddit You can submit stories and vote on them at dailytechnewshow.reddit.com and facebook.com slash groups slash daily tech news show Before we get out of here. Let's check the mailbag. Let's do it. Timmy D wrote in This is in reference to monday's show and robert was hoping to get some ar tips Timmy D says just wanted to send over a couple of companies that are doing ar for industrial uses Like the clean room situation that robert was talking about yesterday real wear has a headset that runs android and can do most of what the Uh emailer described. He's talking about robert real wear dot com. Also. Dackery d a q r i has a platform and a headset Not as mature as real wear, but still cool that can do what was described By the way, we had somebody else write in Yeah to to to suggest dackery as well. That's dackery dot com slash work sense Holo lens is capable of course says timmy d, but you need good devs or a third party to help you build your application And then uh, we forwarded these emails that we've been getting to robert and robert just wrote back right before the show Thanks for all the awesome input. I may have just blown the department's budget for the next two fiscal years You're welcome sent from my commodore vic 20 is what is the signature Uh, thanks to everybody who not only writes in for for suggestions But everybody who also writes in to help out and also thanks to patrick beijar for being on the show today patrick What has been going on in your world? well, listen I'm going to address the listeners directly right now if you're not listening to la onde vous tech Then really you should what are you doing like okay? It's in french you might not speak french, but you might want to speak french you might want to practice your french Well, go listen to la onde vous tech. It's very easy. 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Good night and good luck Just buy a hat, okay Uh, oh, I didn't mean to steal your kome line I didn't realize was that you had actually written that in no, it's okay. It's okay. I kind of I kind of was like I know I put that in there like I just remembered because I know kome. He's been around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I just remembered that and then I looked down I was like, oh crap. She wrote that down. No, it's okay. It's okay. I'm glad you did because I was sort of I got a little lost where I was like, where did I put that little note? Oh, yeah I should have put it over to the right Um, yeah, no worries. No worries got through a lot got through a lot Yeah, that was we we nailed 30 minutes exactly like we did you were on it That was crazy You guys moved it's good. Yeah, I and I don't feel like we shortchanged anything. No, you actually did a really good job Just like the google io presentation. We were inspired by you And in that vein I have two titles that I liked one is Um, google please get it google please. The other one is google duplex is a legend Great google, please Get it pretty like this is a pretty pleased. Yeah And then google duplex is a legend. Those are my two faves Google duplex is a legend. It's pretty good. Those are both good There was something about the pretty pleased thing like I didn't want to get like too like I don't like that, but I was like, I don't know like it sounds like a like a Looks sounds like brainwashing No, not brainwashing, but like a children's Oh I don't know some behavioral modification I don't know just like child oppression Yeah, don't impress my kid, you know, I I kind of do that. Anyway, I keep telling I keep telling ella you say, please Like if she wants something Well, that's a that's and I I know that that's a big thing with parenting I just there's something about the pretty pleased thing that I was like I don't know. It's a little it's a little too little house on the prairie. Kind of yeah Yeah, I guess Mother may I kind of think it might be a little too. I think I understand what Sarah's gonna it it might be a it might feel a little kind of heavy-handed and kind of a um What was her name not who's who's uh the the etiquette person in the newspaper column am randers dear abbey dear abbey like kind of like Well, you know kind of a little old school Yeah, a little old school like saying pretty please just like you just said please that is that you're right That's polite, but I just don't think that it's necessarily the handy is a good way of saying Yeah, yeah, so google duplex is a legend or google Google have to get on. Oh google, please. I like questions. Should there be a comma? Yes Google please google, please What was dear abbey's sister who also had the and landers that's right. No, Emily post Yeah I used to actually really like those gongs I've never really read them I remember one about like not liking your in-laws or something in one of those columns if i'm a very interesting It's basically just bite your bite your Bio-cow says I had the comma and then I took it out before I submitted it I thought it was too much. It's probably right I'm putting it back in Google please Man, I'm sorry. I just love this hat It's a great hat. You should have it surgically attached to your head No, I want to be able to take it on and off You want to be like an old you you should take it off when you go inside or when you're like tipping your head Yep, mm-hmm. Yep, that means wrap up Steel top story That's what we should do we should come up with uh with signs Yeah, forget the whole spreadsheet, you know red and orange really well When I when I yank on my ear three times. It means wrap up Yeah, when I you know Would you would you scratch your nose either your nose is itchy or You want to move on to the next story, right? I have a fly on my shirt Well, I look forward to the warriors wrapping up their series tonight One way or another Well, just actually a one way or else it continues Oh, I see The calves one, right? So yeah, yeah, yeah calves calves it's Philly or boston Yep. Mm-hmm. Look at me. I know some nba things. You do I know the warriors Where's a three in one? So, okay, you know, they either advance or they keep going W. Scott is one says I will pre-order one of those hats. I love me some hats. Thank you. That's awesome They are only going to be pre-orders for one more day. I think I think He's going to start getting them and start shipping them. I can't remember if he will order The the amount friday and then it'll take, you know, they'll have to come in and then he'll start shipping them But he's not waiting as long as he was planning Uh, because it was going to be may 17th before the shipping would happen But I think I think he thinks it might ship out before that so Yeah, the two weeks pre-order period, it's probably going to be lower It's probably going to be the last two weeks because we had so many people are interested in them, which is cool I'm glad y'all like them too. Now. We'll have to do the new logo And then Then well, it'll be like, you know, like the whole jersey craze, right? Where we have like the throwback Can we come up with a 20s there? Yeah, yeah Remember when DTNS was in brooklyn? It was all yeah DTNS all in one like a like the stl or the la. Yeah Back when they were the brooklyn monthly tech news show Dispatched by telegraph I already know MSG is in toxic. Why would you put that in there? Who are you? Well, I don't know if it's toxic people Some people have allergies to it to it. It's it's a natural recurring compound. You find it in mushrooms You know, I have to say, um I love mushrooms knowing that I love mushrooms too my goodness But I also knowing that I've eaten MSG at places where it wasn't MSG free I don't have a sensitivity to it. It doesn't do anything to me But I know people who would be like, oh, I'd have a horrible headache after Yeah, the only thing I can say it does in large amounts to me is it makes me very sweaty like I just start sweating By the way Oh, no, just popped up on my little thing On now his little brain Little facebook post It popped up on my little notification window and you have to turn them off turn them off. Actually, this is not a bad thing Yeah, msg has never bothered me but anything that has too much sodium bothers me. Well, so that's very related I noticed Uh, I didn't notice I was uh, I'm trying to remember what I was reading but notifications are worse for you than msg That uh To get around some of the no msg some manufacturers just add a lot more salt to their products. Yeah I mean I I even though I like I have this place where I get my ramen regularly and Boy, do I love that ramen? But it's like it's clearly way over salted because the next morning I have like moon face You know, it's like I mean, I know exactly what i'm doing and i'm over salty Yeah, if you get joy or miso ramen, it may not be as bad It's all pretty salty But it's delicious and I know what i'm doing and i'm willing to deal and you're always in control You can stop when you want to Ramen anytime I order when I want and I don't when I don't you know, you drink enough water and it all kind of Works itself out but But that's not the same as like having a sensitivity. That's just like That's what happens when people eat too much salt There comes on the show tomorrow and her face is like three times the normal size. Did you have ramen last night? I can quit anytime Oh Yeah, you know, it's true for certain foods some people have a hard time breaking away with especially if it's like chocolate or anything that Makes people somewhat happy if they're depressed Yeah Well, yeah, people addiction to sugar. That's a real thing for some people I cannot I used to love sugar now. I really have to head off the emails We're using addiction loosely here. We know we know actually addictive the way opium is We're just Yeah A ritual that you don't necessarily want to give up Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you become reliant and has and leads to addictive like behaviors Yeah, like like like horse horse racehorse gambling or Yes, if you start eating sugar, you'll be betting the horses On buying Rolex that I already wiped out Start with her. She's yeah I I have a secret plan is to bet only on the horses that will win Uh-huh I never thought about that. That's my system I always but I mean all kidding aside There was a horse track, um close to where I grew up and we you know, my dad and I would go every once About and obviously I was not able to legally bet but you know, I'd tell him but I thought the cool names were But that was really it was like whatever's like 20 to 1 or has like the weirdest name like that's the horse I want because It was fun, but it wasn't a great way to win I want is very into horses and you know every year we all kind of text each other during the kataki derby But she actually knows what's going on So be like she'll be like who you who you're rooting for it. I'll be like funny name Which should be like, okay. Yeah, like why? Yeah, like you're not even trying. He doesn't even bother That horse has the heaviest jockey of them all it's not going to go anywhere Yes, but his name is funny money 32 This is uh my ex-wife's third boat. I really hate those long Two clubs like there's names for race horses that are like just not like they're Not only ridiculous. They're just really long or hard to pronounce or it's like there was one that was like Uh, what was it something investment? It was just silly It's sort of like like what people name their boats. Yeah, exactly Okay, it probably has some significance, but like It's a bit of a tongue twister I was uh, I was for my boy jack during the kataki derby Because my sister's dog is named jack, which this year. She's like, all right fine. I'm gonna be for my boy jack too then I was for um audio book Because I like or i'm sorry What was it audio book? There's a horse named audio book. Yeah Oh audible. His name is audible. Oh, okay. I was for audible because I like audiobooks That was the one that got my sister like Mendelssohn is my second pick and in third place kindlea book I think sometimes they come up with the names just to trip up the announcer These these these were not tripled these the the names are you actually not that bad That's that's kind of a stereotype because occasionally there's a really long name super plough There was a speaking of last week tonight Which I was talking about in our good day internet preshow They had a a funny skit about All of the horses that didn't win the kentucky derby that had ridiculously long silly names I can't remember what any of the jokes were now, but it was very funny third-bytes alimony payment Something like that. I don't feel like there were any that were crazy long this year coming around the bed and third-bytes alimony You just just thinking of all the crazy things. That's like a that's like a looney tunes thing That's not a thing that actually happens though. Is it I remember I went to one What's the one golden gate fields the one on the peninsula and they used to No, no the one on no the one that used to be in san mateo before they I think golden gate fields is in like between. Oh bay meadows. I'm thinking bay meadows. Oh, okay Yeah, yeah, I went to one. I won five bucks. So here here are the here's the order of finish from the kentucky derby justify Good magic audible instilled regard my boy jack bravazo hoffberg lone sailor vino rosso Solomini forensic fire bolt doro flame way enticed promises fulfilled free drop billy noble indy combatant magnum moon and mendelson So his promises fulfilled. Is that two separate horses or one horse? That was one horse promises fulfilled And he finished 15th. So he must not have promised much Maybe he fulfilled his promise of coming in 15th. Yeah, exactly Yeah, there were not any crates. Sometimes they're there's like one that's a little longer, but it wasn't really That kind of sucks. What do you do with the horse if it doesn't win after a while? You just sell it out to stud Well, you don't want to stud a horse that doesn't win, right? Yeah, that might still have good, you know good bones. I don't know. I don't know anything about horses Yeah, what are you asking us for? Do we look like we grew up in a horse ranch? I actually grew up near horses. I'll ask my sister. She keeps horses There you go Hey sis, what do you do with the horses that don't hey? Oh, I didn't mention it because I was all excited about the hats But there's the meetup in australia Coming up for me. I will be in australia and that is May 15th in sydney at 6 p.m at hearts pub and may 22nd in melbourne at 6 p.m at bart ronica One or maybe both will have my sister so you can ask her all the horse questions Nice She probably would love that she probably or just you know, like what was little tom like? Oh, yeah. She'll tell us everything Love that. Mm-hmm. All right On that note, uh, we'll see y'all tomorrow with scott johnson. All right. Goodbye videos