 Hello, you should all know me by now, Adam Olinger, Adam Does Movies channel on YouTube, still shaking your head no. I was just here not that long ago trying out for a part on The Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Rings series by Amazon. If they ever make it to two towers, I'm stuttering already. I'm nervous. If the Prime series ever gets to two towers, I'm ready. I want to prove it. I'm gonna do a myriad of different characters. So just Here we go. What are we holding on to, Sam? That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and that's worth fighting for. Oh, come on! We can take them! It's a long way. Toss me. What? I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf. What we need are a few good taters. What's taters precious? What's taters eh? Potatoes, boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Even you can say no to that. Oh, that's what you could. Spiraling nice fish, give it to us nice and wriggled it. You left out one of the chief characters, Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam. Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious. So was I. And then they gaze super gay and longingly into each other's eyes. Yep. What's happening out there? Shall I describe it to you? We want it. We need it. We must have the precious they stole it from us. Sneaky little habitus, wicked, tricksy, false. No, no, not master. That's precious, false. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie. Master is my friend. You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you. I'm not listening. I'm not listening. A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. No, no. Murderer, go away. Go home. Go home. Frodo must finish his task alone. He's not alone. Sam went with him. Did he? Did he indeed? Good. Yes. Very good. Where would you be without me? Go home. Go home. I saved you. I hate you. I hate you. What did you say? Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore. What? I lost Dungeons to the highest peak. I fought with the morog of Morgoth. Until our last, I drew down my enemy and smocked his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as a life age on earth. I've been sent back until my task is done. Yes, precious. Yes, precious. She could. That's kind of a catty bitchy version of Gollum. Yes, precious. They have business with the orcs. I'm just going to talk at this uncomfortably slow and boring-ass pace for the rest of my lines. So bear with me. I don't have a watch, but it's going to be about six hours for the tree shit. Ents. I'm sorry, they're ants, not trees. That's disrespectful. I'm tree-beard in this one. If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall. My hand's on, like, this cool-ass globe with the eye. It's the ring, isn't it, Mr. Frodo? It's getting heavier, Sam. Sam. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. This is my favorite scene. It's the horseback battle. Legolas has a horse run behind him. He gets on this thing. He mounts his steed in the most unnatural and badass way possible. He grabs it, like, nonchalantly, somehow throws his body up this way, then spins back the other way, completely ignoring the laws of physics. They're coming. None of that happened in the movie, but it's going to in the TV show. What's this thinking? Are innocent people gonna die? Just a little jar jar in there for fun. It sounds just like Gollum. I can also do Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Or Hange means family. And family means nobody gets left behind. Nobody. They all sound pretty much the same, but that's what you're going to get with me. Very little talent, very little skill. Let me have the job. Legolas surfboarding down the steps. That's not in the film. Thank you for your time. I'll be in my trailer that I drove here in, because I sold my house. This is my dream. This is my dream. It's all riding in the trailer. If the intern chick, Mary, you want to come with? No, okay. Well, whatever.