 Hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing more a bit life and we're going to be doing a little bit differently today so far I have a really really bad track record on this game it always seems to end with me going to jail for a billion years and dying of tuberculosis so this time I'm going to leave it up to fate we're going to use a random number generator to make all of our decisions first name random second name choice perfect okay vaccination what am I gonna do what the hell is a conniption fit all right well whatever it is i'm throwing it why am i smart zero what is wrong with me is my person insane i guess that would explain why everything's decided by a random number generator i have pneumonia this is not going well so far i think random choice got a bad rng i have depression oh my god what the hell i have pneumonia asthma and depression and i just started school great my classmate just came in and slammed the door and now according to the random numbers i have to attack him just a natural reaction to someone slamming a door oh my god i'm such a narc my friend is skipping school and now i gotta report him he attacked me for it of course oh no he banged my buttocks okay and now i'm suffering from pink eye it's suspicious what does this road sign mean i don't know what does it mean it means hill ahead i passed to be fair the theory test in ireland is multiple choice and that's how i passed all right let's decide our future we're applying to university and what are we gonna do we're gonna do information systems i'm not even sure what that implies but there you go and i got rejected anyway so it's probably for the best okay now we're gonna enlist in the military i don't like where this is going all right we're going in the coast guard that's not too bad okay i was saying i may as well apply as an officer it's way more money but the random number generator says no enlist in the coast guard and we got rejected nobody wants me what is it is it because i'm on the verge of death and my smarts are literally seven out of a hundred all right let's try this again what what can i do we're doing a bad time job apparently we want to be a bell hop i didn't even get that either jeez christ okay get a job good fantastic what job do we want six okay six junior business analyst uh something tells me i'm not gonna get this no i got rejected this is gonna take a while isn't it pets it are perfect what's my rate okay 10 that's not bad dental school not bad i was rejected perfect sick i'm always supposed to get a job okay good community college perfect sign me up yes this is good you graduated what are we doing now take some time off i don't know if that was a good answer yes okay i became an usher you witness a protester filming porn in public what do i do magic eight ball i look the other way right let's look at activities what are we gonna do we're going to the spa getting a haircut this is very exciting content now we're going to a fertility clinic please don't get a vasectomy shit oh wait there's another chance to get out of this okay nope we're getting the vasectomy great successful probably best that we stop this genetic line here if this is how his life is he just has to do whatever this random eight ball tells him to do love good good find a date but don't ask her out okay great safe sex or not i mean i have vasectomy but there's other dangers okay we're not going with it oh god we're going to the casino what's my bet gonna be oh magic eight ball give five grand i want 17 do i hit her stand i'll stand i lost perfect sick what a waste of money and i'm addicted to gambling i went to the casino once lost five grand on one play and now i have an addiction to gambling i don't understand how addictions in this game work what if i just don't go like i'm in control you're feeling an insurmountable temptation to visit the casino i just realized that no i'm not in control where are we going we're going to the other casino what's our bet gonna be this is gonna end badly another five grand please stand he said hit me okay 13 you're gonna stand there you okay no he wants another one okay we're bust great can you stop doing this can we get rid of the nose stop go away i'm in control i put it in 1 to 23 again to see what we're going next and it came up to we're going back to the casino what's my bet please be low 10 grand jesus christ okay deal me in please stand thank you yes i won even though it's probably gonna make their addiction just worse we're going back to the fertility clinic i don't know if there's any point all right well random number generator from one to one what am i gonna do one oh that's a surprise all right let's go clubbing oh god a priest is offering me adderall do i want it no thou art a sinner good man random choice right let's see what we're gonna do with my job god you want to join the military again the navy this time plies an officer i got rejected well no surprise there oh my god the addiction is strong please resist yes good man i guess we're getting a pet oh my god it costs 1315 all right fine buy it i'm gonna name it after my motivation to buy it too god he's going on another one night stand just please be safe for once in your life no of course we're not you immediately go to get tested for an std please tell me you're okay i mean he's happy at least and his smarts is somehow going up oh Jesus i think we're emigrating where are we going kuba that's a nice place to be fair i've emigrated to kuba okay now i'm unemployed again and i'm trying to join their military he really wants this but they don't want him a collection specialist six dollars an hour really well i got the job okay now we're doing the lottery i mean maybe it was good to emigrate to get away from those fecking casinos oh my god i'm buying another pet oh thank god i got rejected failed interview if i can't even adopt a pet from a shelter there's no way i'm gonna ever get a job one what are we doing we're adopting a child oh thank god it got rejected a reason for finances i mean he's got a good enough amount of money oh we're going on a vacation great but i'm not gonna have money for long oh my god two and a half grand fine at least he's happy you are bored on the couch with a friend introduced you to a game called fortnight i got the answer i'd rather play bit life very accurate oh my god the addiction to gamble is back oh my god the stakes are so high in this casino oh for facts i have to bet 50 grand that's over half my net worth i got 21 i did it i got 21 i got 50 grand wow i should use a random number generator for my real life oh jesus christ i'm getting plastic surgery what am i getting a gender reassignment jesus christ that's a big decision to make on the role of a dice well it was successful cut almighty just woke up one day rolled a dice it's like oh well i guess i'm getting reassigned here's we'll use a random name generator too all right my name is dunkley hey there friends how's it going my name is dunkley now we're going to the horse races i don't know if this is a good idea no oh oh jesus okay what are we betting okay 25 grand it's still bad but it could have been worse come on flaps up which is flaps up okay he's the top come on flaps up please please get your flaps up get your flaps up a perfect sake i knew crusty toe was going to win it can that gambling addiction go away now have i learned yet it's weird because they never go gambling like they've gone gambling like five times in their life but every time it's been like i will bet 50 grand oh no i'm getting another pet jesus christ please don't allow me get it exotic pet of course i'm just pissing away money your name is four we're gonna stop visiting this fertility clinic they don't want our sperm oh wait no i'm getting artificially inseminated oh no oh oh oh jesus christ are we gonna do it or not of course we are okay artificially inseminate me it was unsuccessful okay that's probably for the best but that was such a waste of money okay i'm about to declare my sexuality tell me magic eight ball what am i i'm gay it's a good way of deciding i guess okay we're about to commit some crime oh my god these are awesome i can rob a train why didn't i have this option before what are we doing arranging a hitman of course we do we want to kill a random person or my friend a random person a random little old lady you found a hitman going with the name of Thanos see i should snap her out of existence he pulled off the hit on a little old lady using a butter knife good job Thanos my smarts are flying up for some reason i keep rewarding my dog for doing really shitty things not to worry i'm getting another pet oh good it's the animal shelter they probably won't allow me have one yeah i fail the interview i don't know what my person says in the interviews maybe it's because every question they ask me i just start shaking my eight ball and then answering them 10 we are going to rob a train all right which i know you've done some research i want to train you want to rob at the watch tower link yeah that's what i was thinking too oh please do 420 that's the real high noon it didn't show up i guess the train conductor was probably high himself oh my gambling addiction is kicking in but i've resisted the urge good job oh no my other gambling addiction is setting in and this time we're going to the casino please don't bet 100 it's all my money no it's why you have 10 okay please do not stand it's like the perfect hand to hit on the ideal hand to hit on if anything double down they went bust thank god i just want 100 grand against the odds is right i have a lifetime casino earnings of 150 000 now and my net worth is 210 000 maybe a gambling addiction ain't so bad i have an idea okay everything's going to charity when i die that's quite nice oh we're going on a date great but no they're not my type as usual every time they're like i want to go on a date actually no i don't want to go on a date another date come on no updating our will to the exact same thing just wasting our lawyer's time oh can we go on a date again and i hook up this she cried as you patted ways is that like you'll miss me or just you're ashamed of what you did i'm pretty sure it was the latter southeast asia cruise how is my horse race addiction kicking in i'm on a boat how can i see ours is racing okay my fling just sent me a pic of the fresh bikini waxing and i'm gonna filer a straining order apparently my dog keeps walking for the fan facing me after farting i decided not to address her behavior my person's so feckin happy though look at this 100 percent maybe a random choice is the way to go oh god what am i gonna declare myself as now my person is extremely confused i'm straight all of a sudden i change every few years i have so much money should i should i invest shop for cars please don't spend a lot i'm as six that's not bad we're gonna apply for a loan yay i got a car i don't know what good that is for me i want to ask for a raise or for more hours i don't want to resign but what do you want magic eight ball you want to resign for the sake please get me a better job cashier come on i can do that oh no what am i going to answer do you have any plans for future education i'm committed to lifelong learning i don't know if that's a good one okay good i got the job oh jeez christ i just got my job and now i'm emigrating again well off to a run i go tonight my request am i going to emigrate illegally yes yes i have you were legally emigrated it actually worked i've tried that like a hundred times in this game and it's never worked and for a part-time job oh god i hope i get a two dollar an hour job as opposed to a one nope boutique associate at one dollar an hour okay the magic eight ball says i can buy a house ah yes i've always wanted a haunted colonial home and we're buying it with cash great i mean at least i'm gonna live like royalty over here i've done some money for this economy see sometimes it's just getting me nice stuff like i'm getting a nice blow dry on my my hair and whatnot that's kind of nice we go to the horse races of course we do oh thank god there are no horse races in a round because gambling is illegal perfect lottery is that also illegal no i can do the lottery at least but luckily that doesn't seem to come up that often oh my god five again you really want to go to the horse races stop it i don't think adoption is gonna work yeah i don't i don't have finances apparently even though i'm extremely wealthy just because i have a dollar an hour job doesn't mean i'm not like super rich don't worry we're doing the lottery again this will solve my problems no apparently not oh we're getting plastic surgery again what are we getting this time a brazilian butt lift great i got the achievement booty call stop trying to go to the horse races we're going on vacation just please don't get caught and deported i shouldn't even be here this is a bad idea all right we're going back to england what how much money are you gonna spend on the ticket yeah five grand whatever and we're getting another pet how many pets am i gonna have how are they still alive it must be so old at this point and we have a cat called three we're just missing one now oh my god are you serious another pet please stop you have enough oh we got a one all right that is enough now you have one through four oh i'm gonna declare my sexuality again what am i now i'm gay finally two is dead oh no now they're gonna add another pet called two aren't they oh god we're going to the fertility clinic again stop it luckily it just never works oh god we're emigrating is this a good idea will this work am i gonna get arrested i'm back to the united kingdom okay we made it now they're gonna start gambling again aren't they oh no we're emigrating we just got back where are we going we're going to serbian now are we gonna emigrate illegally yes we are i was caught oh god don't resist please oh we're resisting i've been deported back to cuba instead of the uk oh my god we're emigrating immediately again i think i have an addiction to emigration all right to napal it is it got approved great i'm in napal now you know what that means time to declare my sexuality i'm gay i mean i think i was already i think it's just uh reconfirming that can i talk to child no we're still getting rejected for that oh good gambling is illegal in napal as well we're safe but plastic surgery is still on the table oh great another gender reassignment it's gonna cost 64 grand jesus christ okay well it was successful we're going back to random again random choice is my name once again may as well declare my sexuality again what am i now i'm gay i just keep saying it every now and again i'm just sitting there like i am gay just screaming it well time for some crime what are we doing now we're murdering someone oh jesus christ do it we're gonna murder murdering a co-worker at least he wasn't a random blind man i'll please give them an elephant laxative it's foolproof oh no we're strangling them that's much less fun he called the police oh jesus public defender it is i've been sentenced to life god damn it why do i always end in prison look at him he's still happy out he doesn't understand what's going on he's like my eight ball will get me out of this one god what are we gonna end up doing in prison we're gonna appeal my sentence i think this is kind of pointless i can't afford anyone no we can't afford buddha and asosia so i'm sorry we're sending a letter now this is very tame compared to what i could have been she didn't bother to respond okay that is not tame that is savage and i hate her for it i'm gonna kill her next if they ball tells me to i'm gonna attempt to bribe someone who is unsuccessful all got got beaten by the prison guards they bashed my coccyx don't worry i'm going joining a gang please join the wrinkly sneaks yes the wrinkly sneaks i got rejected am i not wrinkly enough oh i got depression because the wrinkly sneaks and let me play with them god he really wants to join a gang stop it stop it the dattletail squad and on feared gang all right this seems up my alley but also a bad idea i got rejected even from them no don't bribe them again it's not gonna work yell that me at least they didn't beat the shit out of me again no stop trying to join a gang it's not working oh my god i got in and it's a pretty rudeless one oh no what am i gonna do to this prisoner stop stop mess with him no don't mess with him he's so crazy look at his craziness meter and his size meter he's 72 though he's in the wrinkly sneaks i'm gonna start a gang war i told him i was gonna steal all his shit oh my god well both my parents died and now my person's pretty unhappy what do i do about this magic eight ball what do i do i go to the infirmary good answer oh but i'm demanding to go they'd refused of course they did time to start a riot apparently recruit as many prisoners you kind of join the riot don't run into the walls the guards are your chain of prisoners what oh it's just snake come on everyone join the riot snake this is so strange what oh my god jesus christ okay did we win i yes one person died i hope it was me it's a bit extended by three years i'm serving life i don't give a shit now i'm going to cry are you sure you want to cry a prison i don't know the eight ball says so no one noticed good your gang the brain brothers have kicked you out what why because i cried once it's okay to cry okay apparently now we're going to try and escape oh good it's an easy one i think run yes yes i got out now what are we going to do we're going to update my will fantastic the first thing you should do after you escape from prison and i mean only one option so yeah it's going to charity what do we do next of course we visit the sperm bank and then we adopt a pet yes this escape plan is going perfectly just trying to act natural they won't let me because i have no space for another pet that's probably a good thing i'll type or some plastic surgery this is a good thing to do after you escape prison look at that another gender reassignment oh no it's a tummy tuck okay that's less money i think that'll throw the cops off my center and now we're emigrating this is a bad idea but are we going to emigrate illegally yes we are i made it what the hell how is this working now this tummy tuck has worked wonders for me now we're going to commit some crime jesus christ we're going to arrange a hitman again aren't we oh no we're going to kill someone sorry my bad atomic wedgie sorry friend he stormed you and pierced my brain he killed me what the hell dude friends don't do that to friends i got an achievement cunning really like up until i went to prison it was one of my most successful bit life lives yet so maybe i should start doing this in real life just doing a random choice number generator for every choice all right should i end the video heads yes tails no yeah i should all right well i guess we're gonna end the video there then i hope you enjoyed this was a bit of a strange one but if you want to see more bit life do let me know because i would be up for playing it i hope you didn't enjoy it was a bit of an odd idea but i thought it was a fun one i appreciate you watching as always folks i do hope you will come back again tomorrow and yeah i'll see you next time bye for now