 Hollywood men, they call me Hollywood men, too proud to stare at the sun That longs for one final chance, one chance to shoot for the sky For that war, that circle one who believes someone to share Bike movies are out. I did three bike films for you for practically nothing Hey, you know, you made a lot of money on me We're not going to start on that, are we, Rafe? And I stole the $125,000 to make this movie and a lot of people are depending on me and I'm not going to let them down I need $375,000 if you don't give it to me, I'm screwed Sorry, Rafe. No. Let's get out of here Yeah, let's get out of here Rafe, wait a minute. Here's a number in southern Florida The man's name is Angelo Russo I'd advise you not to call him Rafe, when do we stop? Anything you want, Mr. Russo, you got it Angelo Rafe, call me Angelo Angelo, okay. Angelo, let me tell you, we're going to make ourselves a good film I know we will, Rafe Then everything is settled Oh, Tony, wasn't there one more thing you wanted to mention to Rafe? Oh, yeah. Can I see you alone for a minute, Rafe? Excuse us, Ms. Martin Not just a couple more things I want to nail down Oh, yeah. Well, sure, hang on Can I freshen your drink, Ms. Martin? We put up $375,000. You put up $125,000. We split the profits 50-50 Yeah, that's what Mr. Russo outlined You provide that you produce a product in a specified time for the specified money Right, four weeks we can do it Yeah, but if you don't do it, we're going to need some collateral, Rafe It's just good business What do you mean collateral? You're on your own last picture outright You got residual rights on two TV series You got points and four other movies dribbling in You got a nice house in Beverly Hills That's a lot of collateral You said you could reduce in four weeks I can't... I can... Look, I... Want to do this movie, Rafe? Yes, I want to do this movie There's no problem Drop the contracts Is everything agreeable? Rafe, when do we start? I can start in three weeks Make a good movie, Mr. Hollywood Now we all know what we're talking about, right? Are you sure, Rafe? I understand the terms, Mr. Russo I understand the terms, Mr. Russo You understand the terms We got enough insurance on our end How you been, Harvey? Good, good, good, how are you? Good Got a little job for you Guy's name is Stoker He's doing a movie down the Fort Lauderdale I want you down his ass, harass him, break his balls I want the movie finished Without on time Rafe Stoker the actor? Yeah I'll handle it When? Three, four weeks Here Get 5,000 more when the job is done You picked the right guy for this I've, uh... I've been in a few movies myself Just get the job done Dominic Oh, damn guys, anyway I'm gonna make some bread, Mr. Russo A lot more than he thinks You mean we got a job, Harvey? We got another job? Yeah, in a while I'll keep a secret, all right? Don't tell the others I ain't gonna say nothing to nobody, Harvey You know I ain't gonna say nothing to nobody My buddy, Mr. Oates Hey, Harvey Can we go and have a beer with the rest of the gang? Yeah All right Didn't you get it? You got a problem? No problem Just working 26 hours a day And I just shot a chase sequence It takes three cameras and I have one I'm shooting this with short ends From Gone With The Wind Dave The crew's so tired they can't... Dave? Did you get the shot? You bet your ass All right, Pranit Pranit, come on up Get him up And right in the middle of the thing, I can feel it come off And mustache came off I must have won the job Barney, what? Barney and went off the end of the pier Is that what I was wearing? Yeah, uh-huh Good news Hey, Barney I don't care if he's a bare-ass naked That's the greatest goddamn job I've ever seen Okay Well, let's take it from the top Come on, Harry You see, as a matter of fact We were supposed to shoot the film in California And the heart of something will shine So you can get yourself right back on schedule That's what I'm trying to do, Mr. Susan Hey, hey, hey You want to be in the movies? Jesus, come here I'm asked to as well JJ, you too Get your ass over here Come here You guys, uh What do you like to be in a movie? Let's go Stereophonic Soul There's a movie shooting right now Just wondering if you guys like to be in it Hey, Harvey, I'd like to be in the movies How are you going to get us in the movies? Well, if the star of the movie Happens to be a personal friend of mine Dum-dum Yeah, all right, all right Turn up, we're going to be in a movie Why not? Hey, James Hey, do I look good enough to be a movie star? Movie star Mama You are Certainly, I'm Mr. Woods First, I want to get some wheels But I'm not sure Just shut up and do what I tell you A little fun, too Right behind the door over there I call you Excuse me Yeah Look, I didn't mean to bother you I was wondering if you had any nat lotion Nat lotion Nat lotion Nat lotion No, for nats We don't have any nat lotion So, uh Okay then, heck, I'll just pop into town And, uh You know, I gotta say one thing Before I go I really love what you've done with your band I'm trying to tell you Will we try to make it comfortable, you know Heck, I think it's terrific Were you kidding me? I got a friend of mine Who was an absolute fanatic on the Heck, he's right on the side Uh, Rhodes, come on in the side Don't take a look at this place I think you'll like it Hey, uh Rhodes What do you think of this? Jesus, this is nice, Harvey You had mine, Rhodes, and this nice I spent a lot of money on this thing And I would like to spend some time with this chick You know what I mean? Then you got the icebox, too, Harvey Rhodes, that's very good I didn't even see the icebox Audrey, come here Okay, sit this turkey right over here Because I want to go right over here Right up over here Right up over the top of the hood Hold that camera down So we miss the ramp Bring it down The ramp clear? Just about it Huh? Get Barney warmed up More shit this turkey 33, partner Okay, turn it over, dude Did I say something? Temmels Is he the one with the Jesus, Larry, get her out of here Look, lady We're trying to eat in peace Oh, please To watch Get out of here We're just trying to have a little fun with her, come on Harvey, you know that this lady Right here Is on the committee Planned parenthood This is federal narcotics aid You know what this is, punk Oh Get out of here You two get out of here right now I'm sorry, I consider this We had a party earlier Get you on Riley, miss, I apologize Let's get this lady I can't have any fun anymore Damn cops, they break our parents Christ You gotta pick a copy I'm gonna kick you to that I got his punk hanging I'll have to take that crap off Nobody, man You sure was pissed off Taxidos This is excellent work I thought you liked that, Harvey Know what I'm gonna do? Just for this? I'm gonna see that you Get a feature role Me? Feature role Let's get the hell out of here This is the first day We actually shot everything We scheduled Yeah I just wonder if there's any good It was good Hey, Ray Bye, 30 production meeting Okay Kissing you Nice week Hey Well, what I want to tell you is I mean that I noticed that you know That I screwed the shot You noticed I I didn't have a leather jacket on Well, I'll do it again for free I know it's a little budget film You need the bread I mean, that's all there is to it Hey Let me tell you something, partner You go off a 30-foot pier 70 miles an hour on a motorcycle And you jump 150 feet If somebody notices That you don't have a black leather jacket on I'm gonna kiss your And Macy's window And give you 30 seconds to draw a crowd You know what I mean? A tough guy, huh? Well, bam! 30 for four or five years Okay, later Okay, buddy Okay, okay Hey, well, what about the dailies? Look at the dailies lunchtime Barney Have you got the fight scene blocked out Because we have to have a date? It's together Give me about an hour Talk to you about an hour about it Okay, okay And I promise you this time I'm not gonna punch you I'd like to last time I love it Can I say something? What? What if it rains? I'll get you an umbrella Dave, if it rains Then we move inside the store And everything is fine Right? We don't have the store I'll get the store, Janice I'll take care of it Oh, you know what? Listen, I don't want to bring up bad news Or anything I have a little prudium for the fellas No money since Tuesday Hey, Barney Oh, but he didn't ask you About a hundred times Not to talk to me about prudium Or money You talked to Dennis You talked to Dennis Dennis told me to talk to you He did talk to me about it, Ray But I told him to talk to you Because until you talk to him Break him in We don't have any money I'll talk to break him in All right? Who's in charge? I guess I am, officer What, uh What can I do for you? Wait a minute I'm gonna tell you one time And I want you to listen to me I don't want to hear these loud Son of a bitch on my streets again Well, we had a permit And I told you what we were Gonna be filming She said it was all right So you're not listening to me If I hear these loud Bastards on the streets again You're not gonna have any permit Yes, sir You're charming Barney baffled enough for a phone Would you? Cover it Hey Anybody working with me? Everybody's a god We've got a light problem We've got a power problem moving out We've got a light problem And then we use it for What's the matter with this? It's a generator Ain't gonna put out enough juice And we got two lights over it Bill, Bill, yeah Get a gaffer Oh, yeah More handle it for me, will you? Handle it All right, thanks Don't worry about it, Ray If we don't match the light We can always donate To Phil through the Rail Institute I mean the guy's a great guy And all that When I was at the Snake River I was gonna jump the canyon I just dropped me a little mescaline I had my 950 Bill me a ramp Took off with a ramp I just came over the thing And I missed it by eight feet You know what happened? What happened? I died What is your joke? Let's go So you wanted to be in show business, huh, kid? You just keep laughing You've just seen this coming up next Uh-oh What's the mind, Mr. Ray Stoker? Is he a... It's a friend of mine Yeah, yeah, he's in makeup Makeup where? Over here? It's around the corner How's it going, good? It's fine You've been, man It's been a long time How are you? Jesus Christ Good to see you Julie Martin Julie Excuse me Julie, listen I'm not just your average fan I'm just amacking myself I'll tell you Listen, baby, I'd just like I'd like you to know Thank you Hey Hey I don't want to be in polite Or anything like that But we gotta go back to work I'd say some of us I don't remember you Soon they forget I've worked two and a half weeks I worked with you on a run And you run for Christ's sake Give me a break Hey, Harvey here was in Spartacus, man Spartacus, Kirk Douglas Yeah, let me introduce my friend, Rhoads Rhoads, say a little Rhoads, Rhoads, Rhoads Yeah, you play in the mud Man, it makes me crazy Yeah, she's got to be She's got to be, she's got to be I promise you You look just about good next to me You look so bad yourself You told me what You're worse than me About a thousand times Yeah, I'm not Who's the bike, sir? You get two choices, man You start early in the morning In the dark Let's get back to work All right, strike your arc He can play the poker up That bullshit's gonna let him get away with that Let's go, brother Settle down, settle down We've got ourselves a move in the night Okay, you're right Okay Okay Yeah, she said Both He ain't gonna go for it You blow up his generator He'll go for it No way You get next to him He's gonna knock you on your ass Again Shut up I saw him on a couple TV series Looks about half tough to me He knows all In the movies, Hoff? Oh, yeah, man Harvey was in Spartacus We're Kirk Douglas Hi, Hoff How did we do? I'm making my tea with stoker I want you to Pick up the camera Buy my associates here Around the drinks Anything they want And give the bill to this guy here, Jesus Okay I can try and stick it a quarter Mr. Rousseau, nice to see you Thank you You're probably waiting for me right over here Hi, nice to see you Nice to see you Always a pleasure, Julie What can I get for you? Oh, nothing for me Thank you Waiter, how about me A final champagne, please For my friends To celebrate our new venture here Thanks a lot, Angelo And thank you for coming over Because I know how busy you are Never too busy for you, Ray And my partners and I Are very pleased to see the publicity That the new movie is bringing into the area Hey, that's great Then everything's fine Oh, that's terrific Yeah, we're doing some stuff You can't believe it, Julie I mean, Rave is doing the directing I'm sorry It was fantastic We're doing no problems Well, we got a couple We got a couple of little problems We ran into some rain And we weren't expecting that And then some bikers came through And shot a couple of holes Holes in the generator Don't worry about the pumps The generator's in short Yeah, I know the generator's in short But some things came up that we... Angelo Angelo, we're behind schedule We're not really that far behind schedule Rave, how far behind? Five days I see My partners and I Give you three hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars In return, you promised a good commercial product These are your figures How much more? Well, if we don't run into any more Unforeseen circumstances I need another hundred thousand dollars Oh, a hundred thousand dollars Absolutely out of the question She said she wanted me to turn her up Out of the car to get some coke And I came back And this is what Matatou was when I came back All the doors were all the same What room is that? Business is business If you can't fulfill your commitment We're prepared to write it off We won't be happy Look, Angelo, I'm trying to do something here That budget I gave you was bottom line I wasn't... I... I can learn Rave, I'll give you fifty thousand more That's not enough The partners and I Will commit ourselves To fifty thousand more Not fifty-one Fifty If you'll guarantee me a good commercial product If not, then that's settled Then we have no more problems No, sir But why don't you let me use my money And be some of... God damn it, we have been through that Just you being here with me on the front Me I'm telling you, sorry Could I... Could I trouble you both for an autograph? I'd be very pleased When did you get out of here? You came on my set You shot a couple of holes in the generator And I punched you in the mouth Let's call that even But I want to tell you, if I see you again Or you get back on my set And I don't give a shit about that gorilla there I'm gonna hurt you Let's keep it quiet You didn't want to meet? Sure, yeah, sure I never quite know which one to take out But this thing's got five more big ones in it And it's got a hair trick, so you'd better be sure He's not gonna let us be in this movie But you told me I was gonna be in a movie, so Harvey What he's gonna do, though, is he's gonna give us some money To let him finish his movie Mr. Rose, what do you think the budget would be on a Stupid little turkey movie like Mr. Stoker here's making? What do you think? I don't know, Harvey, I... Well, what do you think, Harvey? Come on, Rose, give me a ticket guest Give me a ballpark figure, give me a guest I don't know, Harvey About 300,000? Sure About 300,000 Yeah Very good, Rose, about 300,000 Well, Mr. Stoker here's gonna give us 10% of his budget, how much would that be, Rose? Uh, $3,000, Harvey $30,000 Yeah, $30,000 $30,000 I don't have $30,000 And now you don't have any pockets, stupid But you can get it I just saw Mr. Moneybag's walking out of here I know you can get it And you're gonna get it You know why? We're gonna borrow Miss Julie for a while Shut up You shut up Borrow Miss Julie for a while And then when you get it, we'll have Sort of a swap, you know So what we'll do now is just go for a nice little ride We'll drop you off somewhere I'll get you buzz in the morning Okay Yeah Why don't you walk out of here with Mr. Stoker I'll follow behind him, Miss Julie Is that okay with you, Mr. Movistar? Get out of here, man, it comes You had to ride your main silent I don't want to remain silent I want to know what the hell I'm doing In the back of a police car with handcuffs on me You're going to jail, what do you think you're doing? What for? Who are those guys you fight with back there? Look, I don't know who they were I know they were out of their goddamn minds What do they want with you? Hey, look, how am I going to report it to you? You wanted to chase me out of town already once today Now any of you people are going to get down to some reality That's the real gun I saw out there These people aren't playing around with you What the hell do you think you're doing? You want to make one of these cheap Hollywood movies? Now we had this damn town cleaned up But that biker's coming to you And that damn movie crew came in here Now they're back You know, it's really ridiculous I don't believe it Being here with you was like playing a Bad scene in a Bean movie with a dumb honky sheriff Will you keep it up, Mouth? I'll show you a honky cop You got a cigarette? I don't smoke I didn't figure you would Look, I know there's hope you'd understand But all I wanted to do was make a movie I didn't want to cause you any problems I didn't want to cause me any pain But I got to finish this movie Do you love me? You got to finish your movie Yeah Well, I tell you what, I'm going to let you finish your movie But I'm not doing you any favor Because this dumb honky cop Wants a piece of their ass Thank you Can I ask you something? You haven't shut your mouth yet, have you? What I'd like to know is Who do you hate most? Me? The biker's or You're just going to have to wait and find out, aren't you? That's the right one in there What's he doing in there? Please, sir, just be patient The doctor knows what he's doing How long is he going to be in there? I told you before, just take a seat Take a seat, patient Shoot him If he was your friend, you'd worry about how he was Sick Relax and sit down You can relax and sit down If your friend was in there, just relax What's wrong with your little boy? Oh, he's fine, it's his father What's wrong with his father? Oh, he was hurt this afternoon My friend was hurt, too Next time you relax and sit down and don't worry about it Yes, of course, yes, I worry about my husband, too What's his name, your little boy? Eddie Eddie, come here, I'm not going to hurt you You're afraid of me? Dr. John You know he wouldn't hurt your little boy, you know that? Of course not, no Eddie, you want the three stooges? You want me to tell you the story of all the three stooges, Eddie? Hey, Hoff, you all right? Hey, just a minute, sir Who's responsible for this bill? This bill must be paid before we let you leave, sir Do you have any identification? Blue Cross? Any medical insurance? No, we don't take credit cards Have you got a driver's license? You're a long way from home, Thomas Is this your address? Hey, listen, get a hold of your friend He can't leave here without signing this I'm sorry, but I need a signature Sorry, everything's going to be all right Sorry, everything's all right Shouldn't ask him for that Didn't mean to kill a man I didn't, man, I didn't mean to kill a hove You just tell me what you want me to do I'll make up for it, anything you want, man I'm going to kill Stoker All right, we'll kill Stoker, Harvey I'll help you get him, man Not you You let me down tonight, Ruth I'm going to kill Stoker All right, Harvey All right, Harvey, whatever you say You kill Stoker, man Stoker, he's got to know it was me, though No, I'm staying here with him You're crazy, I don't know what's going on If you're running around with guns, it's not make-believe anymore I got to stack a pistol up your belly tonight Wait, I'm okay I know you are, and that's why I'm putting you on airplane this morning for Los Angeles So you're going to stay okay If you're staying here, I am staying here That's a wrap, isn't it? It's a wrap I mean it, man But I'm just going to shut down a whole movie and send every- There is no movie anywhere in the world It means as much as you mean to me I know that You feel better, Harvey? We can't afford to put it in reverse That's all right, you can kill it I'm on the downside of 50, pardon me And I'm just about ready to hang it up There's been a lot of rides in my day This just ain't making it You better start getting your face together, Dave Because you don't want your friend to finish the movie without you Don't like me, do you? You're all right, Harvey Why haven't you asked me how I'm- How's your head today, Harvey? How you doing, babe? Fine, thank you Good, I'm glad, man, I'm real glad for you Because you need that JJ Yeah You're laughing before Go, Harvey I got a joke for you Look at yourself, Harvey You're ridiculous, man You're gonna kill Stoker? You can't pull your pants up with our King Kong to help you And you're gonna kill Stoker? Give me a break I ain't never gonna tell nobody, man I promise, man I'm gonna be with you always I ain't never gonna tell nobody We can get that coming But I hope you don't do this every night I'm a makeup man, not a plastic surgeon Guy, you have done a fantastic job But you still make an ugly chick You're getting plugged in Come on Let's go Picking up, son Scene 26, take one Now pick us up Direct continuation of the last scene Come down here, Julie and I Two cops after us over the railing And strike that You pick us up down here Because Julie's never gonna get over that ring Alright, I'm gonna take a solo shot Take a hit at that second yellow box Bud, you tie me 20 feet behind me Give me a pop Bam Hit it Keep on going right around As soon as we clear that center of the boat, Dave Otherwise, I'm gonna pan you all the way Okay, I can do this in one reflector Give me one reflector on the end Down there Got it One reflector Sky Hey, Gene, say the coffee break Get that reflector Set the camera up down in the end And give me a G15 for it Let's go get a drip Happy Audrey We'll just stay within the... Home, right? One of those freaks raped me Thousand You still shooting me Now we need more insurance To protect our investment Just a few papers for you to sign, Dave I got $125,000 of my own money In this film I got my life and... Sign these papers So you'll be in our office Tomorrow morning with all our investment When you finish the movie You get 50% back for the asking Most of you ready? Yeah Keep it rolling, keep it rolling You got doubles on it You got doubles on my hat All right, look Just stand here I'm gonna hit you with that left And you're going in You got it? Yeah Here you go That's a plan Barney You guys get up out of the water Would you please? Yeah I want to show you about this boat Nice time you worked in Turkey Yeah I'm gonna adjust for that All right, here's what's gonna happen, Barney I just kicked the two cops in the water There's still sirens all over They're coming in I'm gonna jump on a boat I'm gonna tell her to get down Because we don't have the money to double her Soon as... Soon as I ram that thing forward It's gonna be a cut It's gonna be you So why don't you get in the drag? Sounds good You know this is a really fine boat It does about 150 miles an hour What I can do is take up around that buoy And hit that curve Come back right to that bridge Barney, will you wear the jacket this time? Good thinking Dave Bring it on down here Come on Look at that for right here They ain't gonna get no better with that We'll shoot it Ready, Ray? You bet Take one Action He's getting in hard I got it Alright, I'll get off Where'd he come from, man? Yeah Sure, of course No problem Did a good job, Hollywood man Barney Beach Cafe They said a half an hour It's been 40 minutes Let's go They took half my movie And I'm gonna get it back Well, it doesn't seem worth it Well, for Christ's sake, Ray A few days ago there were dead bodies all over town Do you think that a movie is worth it? It wasn't my fault I finished the movie And it's good Sure, it was good