 Wait a second. Is this where Blizzard got the idea of changing all the pictures of women to fruit? Is this where they got the idea? Guys, let's start with a little recap. NMP Lawls Mod Oro got banned for the C-word. People that say the C-word, I don't understand what- I don't even know- it cannot be the case, Twitch. That cannot be what you're doing. That- that is crazy. So Why are you guys banning everyone's mods? Mods are- like this is- this is so- this is when like, like, this is so ass backwards. So you know what kind of happened with this? I feel like Hassan got a lot of hate at first and then the way that Twitch handled it like has like made Hassan have to be like almost like a martyr. It's trying to flip back the other way because it's like, bro, this whole thing is dumb. Like what? At first it was like, okay, this is stupid. Like chill. And then it got to the point where it was like, okay, well now this is stupid. This whole thing has just gotten so unbelievably dumb. I don't know, man. It just blows my mind. Yeah, it blows my mind. Quinn gets roasted by MasterChef Season 5 contestant. People kept giving Train a bunch of shit before we were watching MasterChef and now like, everybody's streaming MasterChef to the point where I'm like, God, somebody streams something else other than MasterChef. I'm so tired of seeing people stream MasterChef, but like, I didn't have a problem with Train doing it before. In fact, it was great that Train was doing it because it made for a good meme. Gordo streams, all that stuff. But now like everybody's streaming like, will somebody please stream something else? Skar, are you guys excited hearing there's new Naruto Fortnite skins? Do you like Naruto? Yeah, I like Naruto. Okay. Did you see the new Naruto? The new, the new Fortnite skins? No, there's new Naruto Fortnite skins. Well, we had one for... There's like, you can play as Naruto, the Kashi Sasuke Scepter, and the like, this is where... Oh, that's cool. Why is he running around the house like that? Actually, she shows his dirty ass room. That's worse than mine. Hey, that is worse than mine ever was. Well, they have self-defense. I have not seen them yet, but I'm told that they are incredible. Okay. Oh, I'm Bill Scruff, Bill Scruff, tactical defense. Today, I'm going to show you a few techniques to survive tense combat situations. Drunken Iris position. Okay, I'm going to deploy tactical banana peel. There he goes. He's slipping from this position. Waste control. Now I can guide him away. I have total control of these dots. Situation two, firearm. Okay. He closes the distance. Bam. I have barrel control, but I'm not out of the woods yet. Oh, we saw this video. Did we watch it on my subreddit? I go for nose control. I have the nose. Watch this. I have your nose. I bother for the firearm. I take the firearms. Don't worry. Take it back. He's confused. He blows his own brains out. Situation three. Crane kick. Don't attack the legs. That's a rookie move. I get naval control. Oh, what's on your shirt? Bam. Blast to the nose. Crane, you'll concussion. He's dead. Last situation. Classic situation. Two perverts are approaching me. It's hot. I blow. Grab the d***. Rip the d***. I have the d***. Bill Scruff, tactical defense. Good bet. This is totally Derek Comedy inspired. What is Derek Comedy? You know what? You guys want to talk about Masterchef and all this, whatever. People watching shows on stream. If I could watch The Office, the entirety of The Office, without getting in trouble, this is the show I would watch. Either this or Rest of Development is so fricking funny, man. Or Always Sunny. Except Always Sunny was probably TOS. Actually, you know what? The Office would be TOS too. You could watch Early Always Sunny? No. Early Always, like one of the first episodes of Always Sunny, they say the N-word. You know what the problem with Rest of Development is? A Rest of Development's issue was two things. One, you can't just pick up an episode of Rest of Development, watch it and have it be funny. That's why this show didn't really have staying power for more than a few seasons when it aired on TV. Honestly, even watching the episodes from week to week is kind of hard. If you watch one episode one week and then you watch another episode next week, then you miss jokes. You forget stuff. It's a lot of just like it's just recurring humor and inside jokes throughout the whole thing, which is amazingly funny when you can binge watch it like on Netflix or something. And this was before Netflix. I watched through the entirety of this show I think four or five times and every single time I watched it, I found something new that was funny. I feel like Always Sunny, The Office, Rest of Development was like prime TV. I'm trying to think if there's anything else that was in that tier. And it's at times I would say it's even funnier than the office at times. But the difference between Parks and Rec and the office is you don't develop that same degree of attachment to the characters. Like the office, people get like parasocial with the office. That's why sometimes people don't like like hardcore The Office fans because they're like almost like parasocial Andes for a TV show. Big Bang Theory is so like, oh, we're nerds. LOL. Bazinga. Big Bang is so bad. Big Bang was like, listen, hey, people got mad at Hasan. People have gotten mad at, you know, hey, this guy said this slur, this slur. I'll be honest, liking Big Bang Theory is almost as offensive. You forgot to watch this for tangent. What is this? Life situation number four, the most common one of them all. Your mugger's in the trunk of your car. Her hands are bound. She's mugging you. She's mugging you with her bound hands because she wants crack. So what's the first thing you're going to do? Risk control. Get a little risk control. And she can probably feel that. I'm moving her around. Complete control. And then once you have control of her like that, you can just take her wherever you want to go in the trunk of your car. And then just, sounds like some, sounds like some muggers are coming in police cars. Dude, I miss the old internet, man. Old internet was so good. But I don't know. Don't jerk off to this. To what? Oh, nice. This place is perfect. Yeah, I found it on this website where people can list their vacation homes. Hasn't let me down yet. Hey guys, check this out. Wait, can I watch this? Wait a second. Is this where Blizzard got the idea of changing all the pictures of women to fruit? Is this where they got the idea? What? Don't jerk off to this. That's hilarious. Who would jerk off to a picture of a bowl of fruit? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, this is it. This is a hundred percent. This is a hundred percent the reason they changed the fruit. What? No way. Dude, this is so funny. I don't know if I can watch this. Is this TOS? This is bonus funny because of Blizzard. Oh my gosh. Maya got a Roomba and definitely hasn't lost her mind. This is Henry and he's not enslaved because he actually just really, really loves cleaning. That's all he loves doing. And when he's not turned on, he's lifeless. So instead of feeling bad about running him ever because it felt like slavery, I run him all the time and he's happy. You know what Maya reminds me of? It reminds me of an always sunny in Philadelphia character. You had old Maya who like barely knew what Twitch was and she was bird girl and she was just like playing with animals on her stream. To now she's just like full degen talking about robot slave Roombas and I mean even this and me eating a banana in the background. She was like this totally like normal person. Maya is the priest from always sunny. Kind of. You know what? I want to do a lot more YouTube. I want to do a whole lot more like YouTube videos and stuff like that. Like it just straight up YouTube content but I have to make the time to do it. Right now I'm at the point where I just need to get back to streaming because I've barely streamed this month.