 It's 2021, folks. We're at the peak of technology. We've never been more technologically advanced than we are now in every day. We take a step further. And that is why in the great year of 2021, I decided to show off. One of the greatest pieces of technology in the entire world. I bought it in a video a while back. And here it is, the Wii. This video is being recorded. Hold on, you guys wanna know what resolution we're rocking here? Oh, 40p, baby. Today, I'm playing one of the greatest games that has ever been created. The greatest launch title of all time. Wii Sports, baby. I also have Wii Sports Resort as well, which we might switch to a little bit later. What a savior this game has been during quarantine since I got it. I got this maybe a month ago. And almost every night I've been playing Wii Sports because it's fucking sick, dude. Let's start off with tennis. There's me. There's your boy. Yes. Let's just do a single game. Start off with a single game against me and Matt. You guys are about to be fucking crushed. Demolished. Ah! Did you see that? Did you see the kind of athleticism that I brought to the field today? Come fuck with me, Matt. I'll kill you. The backswing. I'll do better. God. This one's for you. Ow. I like actually kinda hurt my shoulder. God damn it. Oh, that's nice. You know, harder isn't always better. That was nice. Oh! 1540. I'm letting my arrogance and my cocky attitude ruin. Oh! Wii Tennis is a lot better when you actually have other people to play against. Like somebody in the same, here watch. Hold on. Here's me now. Justin, great editing. Ready? When you have another person. All right, that edit, that joke is over. Was that funny? Oh my God. I almost legitimately just spit on my floor. Look at these motion controls. Back in, what was this? 2002, 2000? When did the Wii come out? 2005? I have no idea. Justin, when did the Wii come out? Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, second bounce. You didn't even try, Matt. Look at this, look at this, look at this. I swing back. Is his name Matt? I think his name is Matt. He's not even running. He's just barely going over there. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna big serve. There's a way to do a powerful serve that is almost impossible, almost impossible to hit back. Is this uncomfortable? Cause I'm uncomfortable from myself. Oh guys, you think you can win this game? This isn't just a game of tennis. It's a game of wits. You gotta be smart enough to know where to hit the ball and at what time to hit the ball, okay? Look at this nice little volley we've got going on. This is a friendly game of tennis. Until it's knocked. It's dues, baby. That was a powerful strike. Did you see that serve? Incredible, incredible. It all leads down to this, folks. Oh, how to get the magic serve. You guys know what I'm talking about? Shit, ass. How do I get the good, cool serve? You literally hit it at like a billion miles an hour. It's incredible. It's a whole body workout. Tennis, they thought it was just the upper body with the arms and the swinging. No, it's a full body. My core is engaged. Just like you are with this video. Thanks for the light, guys. Appreciate it. Oh, that was it. Why did I hit it back? It was going out. I'm an idiot. That was the serve, though. See, they can't even get it. It's impossible. That's game, that's game, baby. All right, let's go on to bowling. That was enough tennis for the day, I think. This is where separatism and fromboa is. This is where style, finesse all comes into play. This is a tricky one. Because you want to get it. Why am I? That was so bad. But maybe it wasn't. Because maybe I was setting myself up for something great. Beautiful. Now, remember, guys. This is just a little bit of a warm-up game. Who needs a warm-up? Who needs a warm-up? Not me. Well, god damn. I know, I know. You don't have to tell me. I already know. Is that guy naked? Was he naked? Tempt me. You can't edge me like that. All right, how do I get a gold ball? I want a gold ball. Why did I get a blue ball? I don't want blue balls. Just some funny adult humor there. Mom and dad will love that joke. Get mom and dad in here. Rewind the video. Show them that joke. They'll love it. Thank you. Ethan, are you ready to make history with this bowl? Ho, ho, ho, ho! That's a strike. Justin, put in the cool strike thing that they put in bowling alleys, where it's, I never bowled a bad day in my life. You know? Every bowl, a perfect story. 131, I have nothing to compare that to. So I actually have no idea how good that is or not. Let's play another round, huh? Let's get a strike every... Starting off great! Starting off great! A perfect game? Are we about to bowl a perfect bowl? What is it called when you bowl a perfect bowl? When you bowl a perfect game? Called Ethan Master. Well, we get one mulligan, okay? We get one. There we go. That was our one. We get one bad bowl. And that's it, you know? Cause that's all we need. Cause everything else will be... You get two. See, watch, we're gonna go down here. Well, we're halfway through. We're doing, even though we're not getting the perfect game that I promised you, this is pretty good. We're getting some spares. We've got a couple of strikes. It's a good game. We're looking nice. And another strike right here too. See, that was right down the middle. But why didn't I get the strike, you know? What, not enough power? How do you even get power in this game? I'm swinging as hard as I possibly can. Here we go. Now we need some strikes. So we can finish off the game. See, that should've... So we got, what did we get? Did we get worse than last time? Listen, Wii Sports is great, but I'm gonna say something controversial here, which is, that Wii Sports is a little bit better. Oh, wait. I've just done something. I just took out Wii Sports without quitting the game. Isn't that bad? It's a, oh my God. This one has basketball, which is really good. Look at this. We've got swords, we've got wakeboarding, we've got archery, frisbee, bowling, golf, cycling, canoeing, power cruising, basketball, an insane amount of things here. We're gonna start off with something familiar, which is bowling. But we're adding a little bit of a twist here, okay? This is 100 pin bowling. Look at this. It just goes on and on and on, doesn't it? Let's see, look at me. Give me my little resort shirt. My little Hawaiian shirt. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh! I've never gotten a strike on 100 pin bowlers. That was incredible. The slow motion. An ultra 480p. Jesus Christ, you can see every pour on this guy's face. Wow, wow, wow. Honestly, what a great bowl. Oh, baby, come on. See, he releases a lot lower. He doesn't go all pine in the sky. How did that last pin get knocked? Come on, baby. That's what you love to see. That's what you love to see. It hurt in my eye. This is an incredible game. Of bowling. Pursuit! Another strike, dude. Another strike? Do you know who I am? You want to know how to get a spouse in this economy? What about your Wii Sports? Show them a good time, you know? Boom, that's a wrap. Ooh, probably my worst throw yet. But hey, still a spare. See, that's what it's all about, folks. Not necessarily about the perfect first throw, but about the way you can clean it up. This one's going to be a little tricky because we got to get, we had to split it. And that's the hard part. That one was hard to split. Same with this one. I'm going to go a little groovy on this, I think. A little bit groovy. Right down the center and it's the perfect time every time. Got one more. God damn, that's hot. The power, the power in that. 1784. What happened in 1784? I have no idea. Anything good? Did anything good happen back then? That's a little bit of sword play. I actually like speed slice a lot. So you have to slice it in the direction before your opponent. It's kind of fun. I will saw this. You were to eat to just get completely demolished. See, that's what we have to do. Oh, that was just the practice round. OK, Ryan, I'm going to slice you soon. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're so slotted. Some sushi. Incredible. Every flag will go to me. That's close, Ryan. Not close enough. Diamonds? Oh my god, that was so close. My shoulder, I'm going to pop my shoulder out of its pocket. Oh no, what if Ryan wins? No, Ryan can't win. Please. I'm making a YouTube video, Ryan. Please. Match point. About to bulldoze your ass. I win. I don't really like the sword one. Where's my arms, you know? I was shooting too fast, and I popped my shoulder out of the socket. And I have to call my neighbor and say, hey, can you pop my shoulder back in? We are going to finish off with some basketball. Now, the pickup game, it sucks, OK? So we're going to do the three-point contest. I have been trying my darndest, my absolute darndest to get perfect score. My high score is 23. Now, this will probably be a little bit of a warm-up game. I've got to feel the rhythm, got to feel the rhyme. Also, the sensor, I usually have the Wii down on my TV downstairs, OK? So the environment is different. You know, the wind isn't exactly where I'd think that it would be, OK? So you've got to give me a little bit of slack here, all right, just a tiny bit of slack, because it's just not what I'm used to, OK? There we go. Now we've got it back. Oh, baby, do we have it? I'll just, now does it, excuse me, please, please? One, just one. Nope, OK, all right, we've got the last few balls here. Can I just get these in real quick? There we go. That's a bucket. Oh, yeah, I've got my groove back. Well, please. How do I get in the pool? These ones are the hardest, for sure. But because I'm a master of the ball arts, they're easy for me. This actually is like, I'm not trying to give myself excuses, it's drastically different from what I've played originally, OK? Oh, I want to eat. Can we talk about my sea room? See, I feel like I'm doing the same thing as these last few times, but I'm doing so much better. And I don't really know why. You have to really go over to the side, far over. Look at that angle. Come on, dude, get a little better. Playoffs game, final game of the season. See, I don't think that I'll get every single one of them in, but I'd love to beat my high score. Wouldn't that be fun? Wouldn't that be fun if I beat my high score in this video? So you've got to get the bonus balls. The bonus balls are worth two. And the regular balls, only one. So one ball is worth two other balls going in. See how that works? Oh, damn it. Damn it! I could have surpassed myself. See, 23 points, but that's what I want to beat. I was there. I could have done it. I'm so mesmerized by this, you know? This is addicting. I just constantly come back for more. I can't get enough of my hot, hot, my hot, hot buckets. Constantly wanting to improve and do better than the last time. And when I don't, I come back again and again and again. Never stopping, never ceasing. Look at how big that moon is. Almost as big as this one right here. We're going to go one last time. This is for the big bucks. Everybody? Oh man, starting off strong. Come on, Ethan. Don't lose your patience, OK? You're doing great. You're doing fine. There's still so much time to catch up, you know? Just be chill. Just be lax. Don't even think about even trying to break the record. Just go with what you know, baby. And what you know is ball, OK? You know it's ball. What is it? It's a ball. And it goes where? Baby, and that's why when you're calm, when you're cool, when you're collected, you make the shots happen. All right, one more. One more. Look at all these people that came here for you, Ethan. Look at all these people. They're cheering you on. They're watching your dreams be achieved. You can't let them down. They're on the streets. They're on the windows of the tallest towers and the sky. And they're in your heart watching from across the country, watching from across the world. The man on the moon looking down at you from up above. He's waiting, too. Are you going to disappoint the man on the moon? I don't think so. He's looking at you, that man on the moon, just looking down, and he's getting disappointed. This sucks one more time. I swear, this is the last one, OK? Everybody, come with me. Come with me. I want you to take a deep breath in, envision it, and a deep breath out out of all of your fears, all of the negativity, and breathing in everything you've ever wanted. Well, we'll go do a jump. It's OK. All right, guys. That's going to do it for this video of Wii Sports. I've been recording for 45 minutes almost. Jeepers, creepers. I thought I was recording for like 20. Time really flies when you're having fun on the Wii. It's been so much fun having a Wii and playing alone in my living room every night because there's no one around, and we're stuck forever. I'm going to end this here. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. I'll see you later. And don't forget, when you're shooting hoops, don't forget to believe something. I need to go eat food. Bye.