 This is a phone, Chet! Uh, wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, it's a fake phone! And... Guys, so... Are you gonna say the same thing? Guys, that's crazy big P.O.Box! You have to go to the P.O.Box three times, go back and forth. Let's get started. This part is Aspen's, and this part is mine. Okay, so, 26 for me, 7 for Esfan, Ginny, 1 for Asmongold. Let's see how many for Ginny. 33! I lost. Oh, first present! PlayStation 4, Tetris Effect! Tetris? Because... I like Tetris. On PS4? Yeah! Do you have a PS4? Can I borrow your PS4? What? Can you bring my drawer that I built today? Ginny built the drawer to put all her stuff in, which is about the size of one of these boxes. So, I don't know how this is actually gonna work, Ginny. What the... Wait, what the hell? What the hell? Amaranth Celebrity Card Pack. Ages 18 plus. Oh, my God! Wait, what the hell? Amaranth, make this? Amaranth... Wait, I got three packs. Let me see. Can I show these on stream? I think so. What the heck? Amaranth Celebrity Card Packs. Chat. We're gonna open some packs next stream. It's gonna be a huge deal. Yeah, it's gonna be a big time. Oh, there's a note on this one. This says, a gift for you. Your behind is going to be so clean using these. Enjoy the fifth one, dude. Plumber TTY can install it. Your choice, Shipper, from Sek... Content for me and then present for Aspen. Yo! Wait, what is this? A bidet? A water fountain. We can put this in the sink in the kitchen. What? Yeah, you put this in the sink in the kitchen. Shh. No, no, no. This is bidet. Yeah, but it's a water. It's like it shoots water. No, no, no. Do you know how to install it? Yeah, you just put it in the pipes. It's not as easy as it looks, bidet. That's what she said. Box in a box. It's a box in a box. Box in a box. Insert battery. Oh, this is a hula hoop. What? Oh, it's two of them. It's not... Oh, what? Are you sure it's a hula hoop? Yeah, it says please uncoil, gently stretch, and lay hula hoop flat for eight hours to allow the hoop to form properly. Uncoil gently? Uncoil gently? Gently. I'm gentle. Can we just unloop it? Maybe. Can you hula hoop? Yeah. Try, try. No, I was joking. I like... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Okay, chat. Do you guys think Jenny can hula hoop? Seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Wow. Wow. Look at that, dude. Let me try. Now you're really showing off. High or low? Waist. Where's my waist? Is it where my pants are or is it like in the middle of my stomach? Waist. Okay. How do you do it? Like this? Yeah. Wait, do you move from the butt or do you move at the knees? This game sucks. I can't move my hips in a circle. I can only move it. Yeah, I can only move it back and forth. Oh, this is just a tool for... Oh, a ball hat. Yeah, a ball hat, tool for a selfie stick and pocket. I'm going to put these two in here and then I'm going to open the diamond here. Just keep a storey silver engagement post-chip. Why would you say that? Wait, what the heck? Oh my God. Wait a second. Is this actual diamond earring? Wait, let me see. Wait a second. It's a penguin earring, penguin diamond earring. This is glass. But it says... It's glass. Just kids silver. It's glass. But it's cute. Just kids toys. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I don't know. Is it earring, necklace? I like earring a lot. What about nose ring? No. What about butt ring? Have you ever seen anybody have their butt cheeks pierced? What other butt cheeks pierced together? My butt cheeks are pierced together. Yeah, it's like a big bowl ring between my... I'm going to get a zipper. Okay. Oh, this is for Finn. Hey, Finn. It's your boy, Ice. I'm sure living with those two can get loud at times. I want to make sure you get a full night's sleep. Use these to take off the edge. If these aren't enough, drink your problems away from Icepal. Nice. So this is for Finn. Ear plugs. Very good. Ear plugs. Ear plugs. Nice. We're not that loud. We are. Are we? Yes. Not late. Not that late. What do you mean? What? No easy clap. I'm saying... Am I loud for you? I think I am. You are kind of loud, but it's okay. Like, I wake up multiple times when you're streaming. Why are you easy clapping? I was talking about streaming. Jats, spam the white hardos. This is a t-shirt. It might be the last spam of the t-shirt for now. Okay, let's see. It might be small. By the way, chat, I'm a 3XL t-shirt. A lot of people don't know that. I'm a 3XL, just a heads up. What is that? This is an XL. Okay, okay. Good one. Actual good one. We're just friends, okay? Yeah, do you have Asian girlfriend? I do. I'll see you later, Jenny. She's downstairs. Here, this shirt's for you. You can wear this. It's XL. I'm never going to be an XL. I love my Asian girlfriend. Who makes that shirt? Why would that shirt exist? I would put this on, but it actually won't... You know, no. It's not going to fit. Shadowlands Collector's Edition? Chat. This is from Blizzard. That means they sent me two of these on accident because they sent me another one a month ago. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Collector's Edition. I have another one. They sent me another one a month ago. Can you speak Persian? Badda, badda, badda. What is this? Speak American. What is this? Why aren't you speaking American on my channel? Is this a game? No, I don't know. Is this a game? Is this a game? Should I... What is this? Open it. Open it? Open it. No. Open it. Open it. Oh, my gosh. A Bob Lilly signed Dallas Cowboys football. No way, Mike. That's so cool. No way. Look at that, dude. Certified number? A certification number? I got to make sure to keep this. It's got to stay certified. Look at this, dude. Dallas Cowboys Handbag. Yes. This is a Cowboys Handbag chat. Look at that. Where's the Bob Lilly? Here it is. Here. Look at that. Bob Lilly Hall of Famer number 74. Yeah, that's real football. Go along. I'm just kidding. You're not supposed to throw these, actually. These are collectors. Oh, really? No way. This is so cool. That's so cool. Dude, Mike. You're the man, man. Thank you, dude. Thank you so much for this. The man, man. Pure raw local honey. Oh. Local honey. That's the good stuff. If you've ever had, like, actual, like, local honey, we have, we have a lot of that in Texas. We're like, especially for, I'm Kay Kona, right? So we got, like, local honey and all this stuff. Oh, that is hilarious. This is from Paul. No way. Get ready for it. Boom. There it is. Trey Quinn, the legend himself chat. There it is, dude. Trey Quinn. There it is, dude. The legend. Who? Dude, it's freaking Trey Quinn the god, dude. Gift content this year. It has written off a lot of boring days. I can't wait for a season 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7. From Sekhmet. Thank you so much, Sekhmet. Thank you. How does he get... How does he get a green card? Okay, what is in this... What is inadmissibility? The possible waving inadmissibility. Most troublesome ground of inadmissibility. Jean's picture frame backpack. The limit is only your imagination. Ooh, your imagination. Mods, uh, Banbaticus. Also sub mode. This is a phone, chat. Uh, wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, it's a fake phone. Ah! What? It says it's a... It's a prank phone. It shocked me. Cool play. Fine, and then I just give it to you. Did you get a lifetime of lube? Merry Christmas. No, I didn't. I unbearable. I already have one. Oh, gift from Cadence. A gift for you from Princess Cadence. Mm, Cadence. Thank you, Cadence. Cadence. Look, these are real turtles. Wait, what? Yeah. No way they send turtle like that. Ginny's like, wow, can I cook them? No. I feel like the ones that are as fan and Ginny are going to be so troll. Another clothe that says, you look like need a drink. You look like I need a drink. Sorry about my life. Isn't this yours? No, I think that's yours. You look like I need a drink. That means you're telling that to me, you look like I need a drink. No, no. Isn't it? No. So if I wear it and then that means when I look at you, I want a drink. Yeah. So... Wait, why would I want a drink when I look at you? Because I'm such troll. Yes, that is why. Oh, this is as fan and Ginny. We can have one as fan and Ginny. No. All at the end. First class packaging from Max. What is that? No way. What is that? Oh, that's a keyboard. Look at this, Chet. Look at this. Custom keyboard keys. I think for the Corsair K95. Look at this. The Crusade Guild logo. S-Fan. Whoa. With an ashbringer. Yeah. I just got the Corrupted Ashbringer. That's actually cool. Does this actually work? Oh, it works. No way. It actually works. That's so cool. It actually works. That's crazy. No way. You may want to clean some of the hairs in here. No, that's for... Wait, okay. I saw that video on YouTube. Somebody took a clip from Ginny's stream where she cleaned my keyboard. And what did you say? Pubs. She said gross. Why is S-Fan's pubes in the keyboard? But then you started picking at them and you started holding them like this. Because I had to clean the gel. If you thought that it was my pubes, why would you touch it? Was it actually your pubes? Yes. No, it was my beard hair. Because my beard hair falls into the thing if I'm scratching my face. Look at that, dude. There's the S-Fan and then there's the... Ooh. Everyday cookbook. There's an everyday cookbook, Chad. Is this like a juicer? It's a juicer. Ginny, we can bake a cake with this. Bake a cake? And we can mix... We can mix cake batter, pancake batter. Oh, this is a mixer. Yeah. I thought mixer was canceled. I thought mixer got shut down. Neck and shoulder heating pad. Whoa. Oh, that's good because my neck has been hurting. Yeah. Yeah, hope it helps from Granny Nani. Hope it helps. Thank you, Granny Nani. It is getting warmer. Ooh. Look how regal I look. Yeah. I look like a freaking captain of the ship. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, dude. And... I saw this. I saw this in there. It's a fake spider. I saw this in there, so I yelled. See, I got you back. Yeah, you're welcome. I got you back. Good one, Taco Parm. Also, I got you back. Taco Parm. What the heck? Dude, high five. Internet, high five, Taco Parm. Ooh, lottery tickets. Lottery tickets. Wow. Actual real... You should scratch those. Not right now. Scratch one of them. Just one. No. Just one. Please. Okay. Just one and then save the other two for your stream. Let's try scratching this. Open the table. Yo, this is not going to... Okay, chat. We're going to open the tables. Here it is. It's time. Open the table for what? Will Ginny win money? Yes. No. Yes, Van Dam. Tables are open, chat. Yes, Van Dam. The tables are open. The rule is match any of your numbers to any of the winning numbers. Win prize shown for the number. Over 10 million in prizes. Show it to chat. Okay, chat. Ooh. All right. What state lottery ticket is this for? The winning numbers are 12. Wait, how do we redeem this? 25. I don't know. How do you? So you have to match at 12, 25 and 36. 12, 25, 36. So scratch one off at a time and then see if you get a matching number. Next number is 12 with $50,000. But I don't have 12. Wait. Yeah, you do. What the heck? Ginny, you have 12. What? Are you serious? Look, it's 12. Show chat. Yo. Show chat. Do you have to match all of them or any of them? Any of the winning number. What the... Show chat, show chat. What the fuck? That's like one week of your streaming. $50,000. No, for real? How do you redeem it though? What state is this from? Read it out loud. When you win $2, $4, $5, $10, $15, $20, $25, $50, $75, $100 or $500, please sign your ticket below. All other winners with prices greater than those numbers are not available to be claimed at any time and you may never be exchanged for prizes or cash unless being paid from your own money. We got you made it. Is this fake? It's fake. Yeah, of course, dude. Ma, it's been that guy. You made it. I actually thought I won $50,000. I was like, holy shit, no way. Ooh. It vibrates. Do you hear? Chat wants me to wear it. I don't want you to. Why not? Okay, dude. Seriously? Seriously? Are you serious? This is, this is disgusting. I, I can't believe, I will be back. I can't believe this is just, it's a good shirt. It's not a good shirt. What? It's a good shirt. No, it's not. What do you mean? No, it's not. Don't like it? What? It actually feels kind of weird. It is weird. I'll be right back. What are you doing? No, that would be weird. Did you go to bathroom? I'm tired. Oh, wait, this is Aspen Ginny. Ooh, Aspen Ginny. Oh, whatever. Wait, it's one T-shirt. What the heck? I saw it. Is this TOS? I think this is TOS. Is it? I don't know. Meowko wears it on her stream. Yeah, but she's not banned, so. Yeah, but it's different. Dearest Aspen, so you can join more Taste Senses on your eggs. Oh, wait, this is even more? Chad, you ever ate cucumber the long way? Oh, wait, hold on. One, two. Wait. Dearest Ginny, maybe a fun project for you to do on stream or not. It's from Granny Nani. Granny Nani. Thank you. Dearest Aspen, something interesting that you can do on stream, maybe. Hugs and a very merry Christmas. Granny Nani, again, thank you so much. Craft the candle. Let's get crafty. I think this one's for you. And then national geographic crystal growing lab with light up display pace. Ooh. Light up. RGB gamer crystal growing lab. Nice. Thank you, Granny Nani. Not cool, Dan, thank you for the 500 bits. Esfan, why does Ginny have so much more than you, Saj? Because Ginny is cooler than I am. Thank you for the 500 bits. Oh, I'm not. You're cooler than I am. I know, I was just being nice. Hey, Esfan, I was inspired by the potential OTK Dungeons and Dragons campaign. So I ordered a custom miniature and dusted off my paint brushes. Many Esfans was painted over the course of about 13 hours. While I'm watching your streams on Monday and Tuesday this past week, I sprayed on a protective coating, but it's still a good idea to hold it by the base. I sent you a Discord PM with the pictures. You can show on stream. This is maybe hard to see on your camera. Love the streams. Thanks for providing countless hours of entertainment while I'm stuck working from home. Evil coat rack. Thank you so much, dude. Did I get these? Let's see if you can see it, chat. Whoa. Hey, dude. This is sick. Look at this chat. This is sick. Actually sick, dude. And there's the Crusade Guild Tavern. That is so... Dude, you are unreal. How did you paint this? How do you keep your hands steady enough to paint this? Dude, evil coat rack. Thank you so much, man. Timber giant. Oh, it's like a giant Jenga. Wait. This is a good stream content. This is going to be so good. This will actually be so fun to play. We should play this on New Years. Yeah, we should. S-Fan number 69. Are you serious? Buffalo Bills number 69. Sick, dude. Den gang. Look at that, dude, from the den. Nice. Nice. Thank you, guys. Look at that, dude. And 87, Virginia. Wow. 87 for Ginny. Very good. For the bills. That's so cool. There you go. Thank you so much. Hello, Miz. Hey, hold on. Miz, this is S-Fan. Yeah, this is S-Fan. Sure. Uber home. Grown adults, right? I'm busy right now. I'm busy drinking. And I won $50,000 on lottery, so I'm leaving you behind. Tell him the milkman is here. The milkman is here. Okay, that was good. So anyway, yeah. Chad, if somebody could pick Miz up from the airport, that'd be great. Okay, a minute. Ooh, wait, a tablet? Wait, that's actually good. Mods. Mods? Wait, that's sick. This is probably super expensive. And? Throat comfort, because we talk a lot. Yes. Very good. Throat code is good, too. We have some throat code. Let's drink tea together. I have a cup of tea. Oh, my gosh. It's a Harry Potter. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm going to show this one first, Chad. Because people know that I love Harry Potter, and also I love Tetris. They give me a lot of these. This is so cute. Oh, nice. You get a lot of cozy things. Oh, yeah. Ask the class thingy. Yeah, yeah. Which one was it? Your Ravenclaw? I knew I was going to be Ravenclaw. Yeah, whatever I do, I'm always Gryffindor. I like Harry Potter. Do you like Harry Potter? Frick Harry Potter. Yeah, actually Harry Potter is cool. Okay. Yes, Mark, we're in. I have very strong... What is it? Ego? Not ego. Oh, this is Ginny and S-Fan. Ooh, gold wrapping. Honey butter desserts. Elegance is for dessert. Ooh. A gingerbread house kit. Exquito, thank you, dude. Disaster, gachi, please. It's not chat. Here's my question to you. When have I ever done something that's turned out to be a disaster? Actually, don't answer that. Yeah, never mind. Okay. Careful. It's okay. The house is going to open. This is for weeb fan from Rib. I'm not a weeb. Please be a weeb gift. What is this? I'm not a weeb. What the frick? Why does this exist? This is an honest question. Why does this exist? It's like, why? Because you like it? No, I don't like this. This is not for me. Why not? No, it's not for me. It's good. It doesn't matter. She's dressed like a rabbit. Yeah. This is like promoting furry. And you're wearing furry shoes. No, that's not furry shoes. It's just slippers. This is a weeb furry. Is that the reason why you let me leave in your house? Because I'm penguin? Dude, Michael, do you work for the frickin pentagon? Like, holy crap. Be careful. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Dead fan? No, I'm fine. I didn't actually hit myself. I just freaked out. Wow. Look at that. He made this. Aw, this is pretty. Yeah. Is it necklace for you? Show stream. I think that's for you. He said enjoy your gifts to S-Fan and Ginny. Oh, really? Yeah. Thank you, Michael. Oh, there's a small one and a big one. Wait, maybe the small one is yours. The big one is mine. Oh, yeah, open that one. This one is S-Fan and Ginny, Chet. Oh, nice. Cute. Yeah, it's a little one. Nice. That's soft. Aw, that's cute. Very good. Chet, we have three more in the peel box. Three more left. Freaking nuts. This has been the longest peel box ever. Ever, ever. It has a smile pointing down. I'm sorry my wrapping is kind of scuffed. I didn't feel like being extra. Merry Christmas from Princess Cadence. I wrote which gift belongs to who in the folded papers. Thank you so much, Cadence. Thank you, Cadence, for Penguin's TTY. Ooh. Ooh, nice. For Penguin's TTY. Thank you. Again, very good. Ooh, cozy stuff. Yeah. I don't need blanket. I just like use all this stuff together. For anyone. This one's for anyone. Ooh, you open it. Hold on, let's see what's this other one. For Persian guy with beard. Very good. Persian guy with beard. Okay, so this one is Reese's Puffs Treat. Ooh. Wait, you could win the new PlayStation 5 console. We can win a PS5. Custom t-shirts. Whoops. Everything tastes better with a little bit of Tony's. True. That's good. True. Very good. True. Little bit of Tony's. Little bit of Tony's. Frick. Frick. Yeah, this would actually be a good shirt. Yeah. Like, this would be a good merch. Thank you, Cadence. Thank you so much. Okay, so we have two left. Cross-champ. As a note, Dallas Cowboys. Merry Christmas, that's man. This is a CNC cut made out of three-eight inches R500 steel, AR500 steel with a coating of clear coat to prevent any rust. I make them myself to give to my friends and family during the holiday season. And I thought of you, been enjoying the mainstream lately and the variety of content you provide. Keep it up. Kiss a homie from Zombie Lee's. Dude, this is badass. He made this himself. Look at that. Three-eighths inch AR500 steel. Bad ass. You see that chat? Bad ass. Look at those. Nice. Look at that, dude. The toy is to be assembled by adults. Oh, no. We're not adults. This toy is stupid. I don't know. Giant connect four. What toy is this? It's connect four. Did you ever play connect four? No. Connect four is actually a good game. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, kind of lift it up a little bit. Okay, I'm going to slide it in. Is it in? Push it down a little bit. Nice. Okay, I'm going to do the same on this side. This might be good for New Year's. Okay. Okay, so I'm going to put in one yellow. And then I stop you from making four line. Yeah, and I have to get four. We have this similar stuff, but it should be five. This diagonal count. Diagonal counts. This might actually be hard. I haven't played this in years. This is different from Korea one, by the way. Yeah, well, we do four in a row. Wait, what the frick? It's stupid.