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Pull And Pray | The Safe Sex Song | ZDoggMD.com

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Published on Sep 18, 2010

"Pull And Pray" the "Safe Sex Song" : Clap your hands, but don't get Clap on your glans! http://ZDoggMD.com | http://Facebook.com/ZDoggMD | http://Twitter.com/ZDoggMD

A hip-hop meditation on the perils of coitus interruptus, written, performed, and recorded by ZDoggMD and Dr. Harry, with the legendary Samix once again spinning some phat beats.

Mad love to Dr. Diego for playing the crabby chef, as well as both the protagonist and his lovely shorty.

To learn more about sexually transmitted disease and safe sex, go to:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/

Lyrics:
Zdogg MD, Dr. Harry in the 0-1-0
Talking bout the ills that'll chill the biggest mobsta
These aint that kinda crabs you can buy at red lobsta
Though you can probably get a helpin' from the chef...on the house.
You feel me?
[Verse 1]
It's Friday evening, you're chillin' with your homies when you spot this shorty
You brought your dance moves but forgot your Jimmy-hats
Forget it brutha, what could happen, she looks clean to me...
[Rap 1]
When you don't use a condom then you pull out and pray
That her twenty other lovers didn't play the same way and better pray that prayer bears fruit And your chosen deity don't put your prayer on mute
See this ain't no gusher like BP, it's a drip-drip, from the tip, of your pee pee, an S to tha TD, Infects your wee wee, what you can't see can lay you out, inflamed like gout
Doc used to rout it out with a q-tip in you tip
Gonorrhea, chlamydia? You sank my battleship!
[Chorus 1]
When you pull and pray
The blisters on your privates may not go away
The burning that you're feeling isn't love, per se
Think twice before you pull and pray.
[Verse 2]
It's Tuesday morning
Something down there's burning so you check your Johnson
What the heck man? What's this dripping
In your pants?
You do a search on Google, oh snap!
It looks like VD!
[Rap 2]
When you are barin' it you're sharin' it, every little bit o' ya
Gonorrhea, syphilis, warts, lice, and chlamydia
But at least these beasts have leases that expire
If treated they're less dire and cures can be acquired
But like Steven Seagal, herpes is hard to kill, there's a pill that'll maybe get the ill to chill
But you'll still have to tell your future wife
That those blisters on her Mister spell "simplex for life!"
What's the solution to this conundrum?
Time to introduce my homie, Jean Claude ConDom!
[Chorus 2]
When you pull and pray
The cabbage on your crankshaft won't just go away
The creepies in your crawlspace might be here to stay
You'll pay if you pull and pray
[Verse 3]
It's 9 months later there's a message on your voicemail
From that shorty
It seems she missed a visit from her Auntie Flo
Around the month you two hooked up, yo!
Looks like you're a daddy!
[Rap 3]
Don't make a mistake that takes 1.21 gigawatts to make the Delorean take
You Back to the Future to suture your pants shut
(While you're there don't be a man-slut and accidentally date your mom)
WHAT?
One sperm to rule them all is all you need so keep your seed wrapped in plastic, G
Like Gollum with his precious, you front like you're a playa
But like the One Ring, Pull and Pray'll betray ya!
[Chorus 3]
When you pull and pray
A fate worse than an STD may crawl your way
It doesnt burn or itch or drip, but cries all day
Why'd you have to try to pull and pray?
"Yo Z, we forgot to hit HIV"
"Why homie, they cured that see?"
"Naw, you're thinking of impotence, G.
Better get tested ASAP."
Why'd ya have to pull and pray? (repeated)
Why'd ya have to play pull and pray today?
Clap your hands but don't get Clap on your glans, OK?
Why'd ya have to play pull and pray today?
And don't forget about HIV, OK?

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