 Mr. Plankett and I'm gonna do a review of the new Star Wars trailer and I may be even having the clip of Tyrone Magnus on now. Whoa! Yo man, I love Mr. Plankett. Mr. Plankett kills me. I fucking love that character and someone sent me this Cinco de Star Wars. I know it's just gonna be funny and he said, can you spot yourself in this video? So I guess I'm in it and I would have reacted to this anyway because I love Mr. Plankett. As a matter of fact I'm mad they don't do more of Mr. Plankett reviews but let's let's get this in. Star Wars The Force Awakens is the most disappointing thing since my son. Oops, I jumped with a guard grip. Hi everyone, it's me, Mr. Plankett and I'm finally back again to talk to you briefly about the new trailer that's out. Everybody's talking about it. The ridiculous sixth, the new Adam Sandler comedy. In fact this film is so anticipated tickets to see it are already being skipped. It's gonna be a hit. Anyway what we're talking about is the second Star Wars The Force Awakens trailer and while reaction videos to these Star Wars trailers are nothing new, they mostly consist of Come on, let's come on! and Oh shit, it's new talking! Come on! and a lot of women are screaming by loudmouth beats. What the fuck is wrong with these people? No one cares what you think about a trailer. Okay, now I'll tell you what I think about a trailer. Number one, pointless speculation. What would the internet be without endless and pointless speculation? Sure, I could use my time to volunteer at a homeless shelter, read to the blind, or push some dying crippled kid in his wheelchair outside in a car from there. But I'm gonna speculate about a movie that will come out in eight months and that I'll forget about in eight minutes. I'll do what I want with my time. This is my miracle. Anyway, this Force Awakens second trailer is much like the last one. The movie's gonna be so air-shattering. It's gonna change everything. Yeah, it's all the same shit. Just tell us what the movie is about. Fuck all this. Remember when trailers were trailers? It's a topic of heroes. She's crying. She's noticed it. I don't want to sleep about some things in the Star Wars universe. The first thing we all know is that there's a black guy in a stormtrooper costume. Yes. Which for some reason assholes on the internet had some kind of problem with. You people make me sick and that's pretty hard to do. Coming from the guy who wants a cat alive. It's tastier when it's uncooked. After viewing the second trailer, it's pretty apparent that he's a good guy who's stowed away on an imperial ship or something. He's always sweating and scared. I'm gonna guess he's the guy flying the TIE fighter shooting lasers at the bad guys. So what? There's a black guy in a white stormtrooper uniform. Big deal. I'm not gonna be upset when we find out that the guy in this uniform is Louis C.K. We don't get more whiter than him. I have a feeling that this new Star Wars film will be different from your grandpa's Star Wars. There'll have a black guy that doesn't sell out his phone. Well, hello world. What have we here? So it's going to be Leia or Luke's daughter and a Mexican that we can finally understand. I'm waiting for you out of the book. Things are changing and I deal with the times. Number three, what we can guess from what we see. Well, I guess sometime in the past the Star Destroyer crashed on this planet, which is probably Tatooine, but probably won't be because it'll annoy me. Kind of like this wasn't LV-426. Yeah. What the fuck? I also see a trashed X-wing in the foreground, so I assume there was some kind of battle here. Apparently the Empire still hasn't learned to not fuck with the rebels. Jesus Christ. I guess all this trash was left over from the alleged random battles versus the Empire that supposedly took place during the end of Return of the Jedi. You know, everyone over wherever started attacking the Empire, took them all down at once. Yeah, right. And I guess even though 90 years ago cartoon aliens could clone people, Luke still can't get a hand. It's not funny. I mean, one that's not robotic. Or maybe that's the end of this evil Sith guy touching R2-D2. Look, he's got a robotic hand. I think that's him. Or is that Luke? Because Luke's voiceover's playing. I don't know him. Oh shit, it's Luke talking! Oh wait, that's Darth Vader's head. The last time we saw Darth Vader, his body was being burned at an Ewok party. The party that was apparently too wild. So George Lucas changed the music to light jazz. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was stupid, but he changed the music. That was... George Lucas kept ruining everything. George Lucas is so bad. He even ruined World War II for blacks. Tuskegee Airmen. I'm so, so sorry. What was I talking about? Star Wars? Oh yeah. Hey, who? Now they show us that someone apparently saved or grave robbed Vader's head. And there's this weird drawing of like a Sith Lord holding his head up. What is this? Hamlet? It's like poetry or rhymes. Dude, he's gonna kill you. Oh shit. Box Office Bucks in 2017 or 2019 or 2022 or 2026 or 2028. Take that, Marvel! Speaking of digging up corpses, Harrison Ford, Carey... Ha ha! ...Ramwell are back. Of course. Now in my opinion, the only one that should have come back was Luke. Leia and Han's stories have already been told. Just look at how useful they were in Jedi. When he comes back, I won't get away. And at 40 years old, Leia still hadn't realized she had the fucking force in her. Mark Hamill is not pretty old in real life, so him being an old Luke Obi-Wan type is perfect. It brings things full circle. They get us like poetry so that they rhyme. Are Han solo? What is he gonna do? Hem and Chewie are the two characters from the original films that we do see in this new trailer. Apparently they find the Millennium Falcon after some time. You know, like being apart from it or losing it or something. Chewie. Here's my problem. It's only been a notion that Han and Chewie were best friends. Man. Ha ha ha! In episode four, a new hope. Han kept Chewie around because he was large, intimidating, and violent. Han regarded the Millennium Falcon more so as an expensive sports car than a home. It was a means to an end. Fast ship. You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon. He boasted about how fast it was and how he could smuggle illegal shit in it really well. It was something he won in a bet. He valued monetarily. Your ship. Hey, remember you lost her to me fair and square. Only in Jedi was he concerned with its safety as his best friend. Yeah, I just got a funny feeling like I'm making a seer again. Because that movie was made for five-year-olds. To go to Wimpy and Sampy was solo to suck. Kind of like when they brought Leonard Nimoy back in Star Trek. It sucked. You alone must take a man of your ship. Yeah, over your dead body? It sucked just like it did Jedi. All Han Solo did was try and hot-wire a door. He didn't do anything good in Jedi and it sucked. Han Solo's character is a big asshole. He should have died at the end of Empire. Now he lives in a home no pun intended with his best friend Chewie. Chewbacca hasn't aged a day. Where's his gray hair? I brought you Harrison Ford said don't let that ape have any gray hair. It'll make me look old. Hey, give it up, Grandpa. You're 80. The first thing that happened on the stage you broke your head. We're trying to be cool. If they play Harrison Ford is trying to be the young Han Solo. It'll turn out just like you know what. Part-time. I can't wait for the new Star Wars movie. As the guy who said JJ Abrams will be the perfect person to direct modern Star Wars films, I still stand by that. He makes amazing, fun, well-paced, exciting sci-fi action films and is much more suited to doing Star Wars than he is to doing Star Trek. I have a secret fear though that his films will be too good. That kids today with their fast-paced ADD movies and explosions will look back at the original trilogy as outdated, quaint. But at the very worst, boring. Probably. It happens. That's how it is. People from the 70s and 80s probably look back at old Flash Gordon serials. It's nice JJ seems to be doing things correctly though. Using more practical sets, costumes, props, and utilizing CGI appropriately. Unlike the way someone else did it. As long as these films capture the magic, adventure, and wonder that the original films did and aren't terrible or insulting, well I'll be happy as a clam. I do however worry about what I'll call Marvelitis. Which means every move with some kind of new dark whatever, Sith monster will emerge and want to seek revenge and blah blah blah revenge and then blow things up with the super weapon and everyone will learn to work as a team after three hours of nausea and loosing while overdone action scenes and it'll make you all grow up. JJ's two Star Trek movies, well fun and exciting, were all about revenge, explosions, action scenes, planet destroying doomsday devices and learning to work together as a team or learning that we're all a family. I really hope he doesn't go that schmaltzy route with Star Wars. I hope he doesn't contract Marvelitis. If he does I got a doctor he can seek. Dr. Kevorkin! Because Star Wars movies are better than that. There are about much more than pointless action sequences that don't progress the plot at all. Learning to work together as a team, andering the kids or planet destroying doomsday devices. Oh no, I have to go now. I love Mr. Foyke. I don't even know who I am anymore. Fuck me, I'll... Every time I show the black car, he's always sweating. I can't even do the voice that he would now. Every time I see the black dude, in both trailers, he's sweating and scared. Every single time. I mean, he may not come in there with no runaway slave shit. Is you the Jedi's that's going to treat me? How to use the forces? You know what I mean? I don't mean none of that shit. I mean wait, post your comments down below, let me know what you thought about this. If you love Mr. Planket, say aye. And if you enjoyed my reaction, hit the like button, subscribe and share. If you did not hit the like button, subscribe and share. One million subscribers. Woo!