 Hi, this is Scott Rigausky, pitch man of the year. I'm ready to pitch. I'm ready to pitch for your product. Allspice. That's a spicy deodorant. Campbell soup. Because it's your weekend with the kids. Campbell soup. She never loved me. Progressive. It's car insurance. Yeah, you're legally required to have it. Progressive. Non-FDA approved drugs. Take two and call a mortician in the morning. Thank you. You're not very good at sports, but our shoes are Apple computers. Take a bite out of crime. Folger's coffee. It's gross, but you'll love it. Folger's coffee. Because you're too cheap for Starbucks. Uber in 10 years. Don't even try to delete us. Yeah, you delete us. You delete us. We delete you. Amazon in 10 years. We'll ship you to your parents. Two days. Free. Prime. We ship people now. My dream brand? The New York Meds. Come on, see us lose again. The New York Meds. You got baseball fever? Not with us.