 Bureaucracy haters, go away. I love forums. I love lines. I love wait times. I only listen to hold music. Don't come in person, the forum is online. The forum online is gonna tell you to call. Ooh, sorry, we're not here right now. Our hours are 2 a.m. on Mondays and Tuesdays. You are caller, 8 billion in line. Yes! I'm a big credit score guy. Nothing better than a giant system that everyone is forced to join that determines everything in your life. Bureaucracy shows us mere men the way. There's a thin line between humanity and savagery. And that line is mountains of paperwork. Do you know how many crimes people would commit if they didn't have to fill out all that paperwork afterwards? Sorry, wrong department. You need to come in person. Thank you. What if you weren't meant to cancel that subscription? 60% of the US GDP is based on subscriptions that are really hard to cancel. You hate America. You wanna solve a starve? No, no. Then stay on hold. Listen to the music. Absolutely the love of God. Complete the brief feedback survey after the call.