 Well, the Super Mario Bros movie launched over the weekend and as the other less good THR reports its opening was apparently stupendous grossing two hundred four point six million dollars in the US and Three hundred seventy-five point six million globally, which is the best global opening for an animated film ever Now I know why the movie did well I know you're probably thinking it's because Super Mario Bros is a massive franchise, right? No, actually the movie did well because it was anti-woke and it's truly inspiring to see this movie Do so well because it demonstrates that Americans are just fed up with wokeness They just want to take their family to watch a movie without some political agenda being shoved down their throats by some Hollywood elites Plus it doesn't hurt that it also stars Christian King Chris Pratt as Stephen Crowder put it the anti-woke Super Mario Bros Movie just set a global record now Here's what he and his colleagues specifically Alex Jones had to say about this movie Mario Brothers Just set a global opening weekend record for animated films. He's said three hundred and seventy seven million dollars on a one hundred million Dollar budget what Top Gun did so well. Yeah, and they're not even a right wing They're just leave people alone and let them have a fantasy. That's why I can't watch anything on Netflix now It's all brainwashing everybody knows that but that's my same question. Why is Anheuser-Busch committing suicide? Why did Hollywood commit suicide? Why is the left doing this? Why are they like kamikaze? So basically the movie is anti-woke because in a climate where Hollywood elites are always trying to push some sort of agenda down our throats through film to be a Political in this environment makes it inherently anti-woke and this film proved that you don't actually have to cater to the Lib tards to be successful and other conservatives online echoed the same sentiment as Steven Crowder with video titles like Mario Destroys box office as woke movies fail massively make him gay the The woke media has meltdown over the Super Mario Bros. Movie not including LGBT content Super Mario Bros. Just destroyed woke Disney at the box office families are done with Disney woke actor gets triggered by a Super Mario Bros. Movie John Leguizamo boycotts over white people Super Mario Bros humiliates Disney and establishment critics by rejecting wokeness So as you can see the film is anti-woke and that's why the critics hate it so much But unfortunately the film is actually very much so woke according to other conservatives Yes, you heard that right It's woke and it's because Princess Peach is portrayed as a girl boss in the film Which is obviously pretty overly woke now you might be thinking Anna who cares it's just some dumb movie But you should care and here's why because what they are doing is they're either trying to brainwash society To think that that's how women are supposed to be and this is dangerous Because then we have women who go out there who think they're men and they wind up getting hurt They wind up getting raped they wind up getting because this is who's gonna consume this content Well young kids, right? It's a cartoon adults unless you're a loser You're probably not gonna want to watch that right so unless you're watching with your kids But the reality is this has actual ramifications on society young women see stuff like this And it just brainwashes them to be a feminist to be a badass feminist and it's not realistic Women are not as strong as men women aren't the ones who are gonna go out there and be like watch this Let me kick ass this like badass bitch culture is actually ruining women and it's ruining society and nobody knows where they stand Anymore so actually it has a real consequences. I'm sick and tired of seeing unrealistic things like that Please make her a helpless princess again. Okay, that's a lot more fitting for princess peach. Sorry you got peach Just taking charge Peach just taking charge stands up Right there like right at that moment right there when I saw that I was thinking bo peep from Toy Story 4 Rice guy Walker and She seems to dominate the rest of the trailer Mario's the bumbling idiot Again if if we're not dealing with current-day Hollywood then these red flags probably aren't an issue for me But when I see that the first thing I'm thinking about is bo peep from Toy Story 4 that's the first thing I thought of and It peach just kind of dominates the narrative of the rest of the trailer But it isn't possible to not be alarmed by these things in current-day Hollywood It's absolutely impossible. I mean peach is just like there is literally peach has done nothing, but be stoic and Smart and powerful and commanding and Mario is bumbling stumbling idiot Look like right there. She just has this confidence. You know, she's just standing there with all this confidence again, I Hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm 100% wrong now to be fair that last clip was filmed before the movie came out But he was right to be alarmed by the film's portrayal of peach as a strong Confident independent woman because others noticed this too the Super Mario Bros. Movie woke trash rant Peach is a girl boss. Well, at least the kids will love it Super Mario Bros. Movie woke Princess Peach is a SJW girl boss Ray Skywalker again and another about the movie before it came out saying it simply looks like woke garbage So now you kind of have two different camps here while geeks and gamers was originally concerned about an independent girl boss Type of peach turns out they switch teams and are firmly in the it's Anti-woke camp now and they even had three different videos praising the film two of which focused on how triggered the woke There's word that the film was not woke This youtuber also landed on both sides of the argument with the woke stirs apparently being triggered that Mario is white While the right oids were triggered over peach being too much of a girl boss now just so we're clear here We can all be triggered over the Super Mario Bros. Movie simultaneously Okay, all of us at the same time can be outraged for different reasons at this movie as we should be with all films that come out But that youtuber in particular seemingly concluded that the amount of girl boss was actually permissible because peach doesn't cross the woke line in other areas She is extremely recognizable as princess peach. There is no Doubt that this is princess peach. She didn't get that race swap. She didn't get the Body type drastic body type change. She didn't get de-feminized. She still has her dress She still has the pouty feminine lips the pretty makeup and hair She's definitely all dolled up a very feminine woman. Okay, but she's feisty but this is not a Change to the character peach has always been feisty. So there you have it Look, I'm sure that you all find this conversation very intellectually stimulating because you know Who's to say what is and isn't woke? Maybe what is woke is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe art is subjective Maybe you can make the case really that any particular brand is both woke and anti woke Simultaneously based on whatever narrative that we're currently trying to push If I had to guess I'd say that if the Mario movie bombed most conservatives would claim it was woke and it bombed because it was Woke but since it did well well, of course It behooves conservatives to pretend as if it wasn't woke to imply that most Americans are fed up with wokeness But regardless of how valuable this very very substantive conversation has been I do think that as Individuals we have to know definitively. Is this film woke or is it anti woke? So allow me to give you the definitive answer as to whether or not this is woke So let me just take a moment to kind of think it open and ponder this for a little bit She didn't get that Dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother. She was stroking herself I let her have her way Jenna the way I let her have her way