 So I'm sick and that means a couple of things firstly that everything sucks I need myself some soup and some medicine, but on the bright side I sound Awesome and because I feel so bad. I wanted to do something that always relaxes me I'm gonna play a first-person shooter Remember when shooters allowed you to explore the environment like this I do I miss those What's this? Hello beautiful You don't understand how screwed you are demons You'll be needing that Come on. I want more demons to kill. Oh This looks like a place where I can find more demons to kill this game just warms my heart here. Let me show you what I mean. Oh Oh This makes me happy you need a haircut much better. Oh boy quad damage Very nice. You could use some rest No, that's disappointing Oh Yeah, man cannons here you forgot to pack your lunch brush your teeth Don't skip leg day Don't skip arm day. I want more ammo to shoot things with Who needs health if the things are too dead to kill you? Oh, he's kind of cute. Look at him. Oh It's like there's other ones too. Look at him go You deserve a job. Well done. Oh boy more demons Careful, I'm sick and I could sneeze at any moment a Chew. Oh Excuse me Lady people don't owe you shit. The only thing that's owed is me and Some demons to kill Where are the demons that I get to kill? Oh boy Do I drop down there? Oh No, okay. I Got a little excited I'm actually kind of disappointed. I don't get to ride that down Acting well, she's dead. I'm getting real tired of your shit demons Can't run from me. I'm doom guy. Yeah, that's right. Oh, what's this now? Oh, yes, oh Yes, oh Oh A weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Oh, oops. Okay. There we go. Oh Well, damn That's my helmet You know, I gotta say hell not as dreary as I thought it would be it's actually quite colorful In my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy rail guns We had sticks and a rock for the whole platoon And we had to share the rock Bazinga Hell seems way cooler than earth. Look, they got floaty rocks. We don't get floaty rocks Dear humanity, we regret being demon bastards We regret coming to earth and we most definitely regret that the doom guy just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet Blammo Whoa, I shot his shoulder off. I'm so lost right now. I don't know where the yellow key is. I'm sorry You want five bucks? You want like five dollars? I got I got money This where the yellow keys that oh wow there it is. Okay, amazing. I Won't lie. I spent like 20 minutes looking for that Boom. Yeah, where'd your friend go? Huh? He just exploded randomly. That was crazy. Oh Let me try that again. Let me try that again. Oh, I can't see let me try that again Quad damage nice phew. This is bad Oh, I'm on fire Not anymore. No, no, no, no, no. Oh No, I need help you sir. Stop stop cut it out. You're being very rude stop it Enough of that There we go See look what happens when you cooperate Nice things happen Thought I'd shoot my way out makes things up a little Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Bang bang bang bang bang bang What a nice and relaxing game Whoa haste. Oh, I'm so fast I can't do my special voice. I don't know if you guys knew but that big special voice is actually just natural It's I there's no editing to it whatsoever. Oh Oh dodged Poloni muncher I'm sorry. I shouldn't use that sort of language. I'd say he's morbidly obese But I just don't have the heart to tell him Is it cake? Is it my birthday? Do I get cake? I want cake Give me cake. Oh No cake that makes me mildly upset. Oh Oh Yes, oh, yes Oh, yeah Yes, get some fuck you demons Ouch, ouch. Oh, ouch Ouchies. Oh, I'm cutting half. Look at that. What a minor inconvenience. I'm just getting started Okay, all right, I can't handle it. Good night