 Here we are the beginning of a wonderful new series that I don't even want to release one of these until all of them are recorded So all of the resident evils. Yes every single one every single one Who knows if our cast will change as we watch them to the only constants probably being me rags and metal But what if we get three or four resident evils in in someone new arrives? And they don't have all of the resident evil lore and they don't have an emotional connection to all of the characters They don't understand their backstories Days later no questions. I'm just gonna run from one minute and explain the plot. You ready Jay has nothing listening It will be on us to help them we will give them all of the required lore to understand just what the flimpy hell is going on That'd be like jumping into the second hour of return of the king. Who are these short people and what's with his eyeball? Why is it yay? Why are you gay? It's allegorical for people giving you the hairy eyeball. Nobody likes it. Harry. Yeah Hair the only hairy eyeball I know about is in Hercules where you had the three muses who shared an eyeball not the muses Sorry, the the fates and they shared an eyeball and the eyeball fell and pain picked it up And it had a little hair on it and then Hades took it off and he rubbed it They're making a live-action Hercules Movies Exactly same for me. It's gonna be funny. Yeah, hairy eyeball is when someone looks at you with disdain or skepticism damn So we hit a day to celebrate No, I got nothing actually we're just watching Paul Ws Anderson famous Incredible author if you if you could call him that of an adaptation of the Resident Evil games into movie form Very popular made all kinds of money and they're very very faithful to the games Like these are the kind of things that you just watch and you're like, man I don't even need to play the game anymore. This is the experience is so good How these could have possibly made money consider there are five Scorpion King movies and that woman has a second season Also, these were coming at the peak of like zombie hysteria Everyone's like fucking zombies and all media zombies are cool blow them away with shotguns. Yeah Yeah, load them zombies. No way I'm glad that doom carried the tradition all the way up to annihilation Semper fi motherfucker. Yeah, they're going strong. I'm sure they'll get another one anytime now The first one came out and and this this is my understanding of the landscape people were like The first one was like the first time a video game movie came out that wasn't like horrifyingly bad But I'm pretty sure we'll find it horrifyingly bad Like I just know that the second one came out and everyone was pissed because nemesis is in it and people weren't happy with him in it as you can imagine and then the subsequent movies lose their fucking minds in terms of narrative and it's Gonna be so much fun to watch them deteriorate because the first one is the most like stable. Oh, yeah Yeah, easily. It's an actual movie. I didn't even say good or bad just stable It's very it's cohesive. You can understand it. You'll see what I mean when you watch the later ones You'll be like what the fuck is happening like yeah, yeah, I saw one. It was entertaining Terrible the end with the doggies and it was Rip the fight straight from it might have been after life. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. It was magical The last one I've seen wasn't they were like an arctic or some stupid shit Below the eyes Thing I don't even know it was wild. They have fucking went Scary, but then I feel like you can start describing any film premise as Without giving the name and it wouldn't sound too crazy for where these films go. Yeah, well name any kind of modifier You're like, oh, I don't know fucking dimensional travel, maybe ghosty demons clones Science that leads to just all kinds of crazy just like yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, they don't think they have time travel So there's yeah, yeah, but they are doing that with the new one, aren't they? I'm sure kidding Which by the way, we will be checking out on eFat movies fuck my ass Your people in the world who think that trailer looks good. What are we guardians of the galaxy now? Feel like they did it on purpose that makes it worse, but anyway, we're gonna be starting this one up I don't really know if there's any preamble required outside of the confusion You may have is there's nothing to do with the game really at all outside of there's a house and the zombies An umbrella is involved I remember those and Yeah, Alice is like a complete made-up thing like character character played by the woman who went on to Mary Paul W. S. Anderson and is the protagonist in all of his movies because then they get the director and primary actor salaries And that's pretty good How did you manage the challenge to get private and business under one roof We're really good. We're up to the challenge Took the challenge. It was really hard, but somebody has to do it That's funny and there is that's why she's everyone. Yeah, and there are some people who'll rate her as being like an awesome action star It's just like I Like you're in fifth element Yes, yes, the film it's pretty awesome Another movie I haven't seen in like ten years with that. We are ready. I'm so ready. Well, you have trivia You wanted to say oh, yeah, so I do have one piece of cool trivia about this film At least I think it's fun is the entire soundtrack was orchestrated I guess by Marilyn Manson. Oh, yeah Some of it is actually pretty cool in this film music wise There's one you'll get when they break into the house That one is pretty badass. It's a good song three two one go Let's see who's responsible for this So many pictures entertainment company My goodness these graphics are amazing Confidential data. That's crazy. Oh, oh, it's political and financial influences felt everywhere You're right Russia. This is Jason Isaacs. By the way played tabbington in the Patriot I feel like you could have given us all that information without text, but I'm not even sure you need it for the film This film gives you all of the context leading up to what they're talking about in that intro Which is like the next film. I like the artistic Ness going on here Um, they're in slow-mo. I hope that they don't break whatever's in those vials and it gets everywhere That would be insane. I would be horrible. Oh my goodness. It's I Don't even know if I have a joke for that There we go, it's the Hulk's DNA Yeah, why not a normal flask or something what is this some kind of biohazard Why do they see don't break Oh, no, that's real Smurf DNA is gonna get everywhere. You'd think they would have built it with stronger glass You'd think man. Oh my goodness. It's in the vents now Turn everyone into an avatar person. They're gonna fuck using their tails. Yep. Yeah, and their coffee is gonna be shit He doesn't look that sounds like it over. Oh Oh Wow bad to get worse, buddy I don't think anything could be worse even death Yeah, the dogs can sense evil. See we have the trope. Yeah, it's like in the thing Dogs are just really good judges of you know, happiness Chihuahuas is like, oh, no, we have a zombie Chihuahua. This is zombie Chihuahua or in something That's triggering a memory laid trinity with a camera that oh, you're right. It is play trinity. That's true Yeah, the little zombie Pomeranian we have a vent. Yeah, we have a vent in the biohazard room That leads to the rest of the facility Sorry about that guy I think this is a stock sound effect. Yep Hello, hi, you've contacted phone support Except the air vents except the air vents. There's so many questions like What do you have an axe for? Yeah, also it shows that as an example of like see how futile it is like well a few good strikes And that might be able to actually fall apart. Yeah, you hit that thing 50 times and This is the thing I will give this to the movie. It's not just about security systems failing The security system is trying to kill them. Well, that's a shitty security system. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't know why it's trolling them here though Yeah Weird especially now they are only at the third story so they could live Yeah, if they were to drop straight down. Wow like 17 bad things happen simultaneously here at umbrella Well, the the the glass is vibrating when they tap in it. It's it's that really strong bendy glass Oh, no Life science decrease anything riparoonie. So if this thing turns you into a zombie when you die, why do they kill everybody? We'll have to wait for the justification from it's it's it's the red queen is the one that's doing this Oh, okay. I'm excited. I can't quite remember what she says I think it's just she considers it too late once the virus escapes once the bile breaks next to the airman Yeah, it's one of those events, you know, so if they're all gas to death, why isn't the gas now getting into their elevator? Well, they breathed in all the gas. Oh Yeah, it's all gone now. You can squeeze through that. I don't believe that I feel like you could have opened that further guys. I feel like yeah, it's moving back and forth You can see the sea. So yeah, even as a kid this truck. We're so weird. It's like, what are you? You just fucking with it Yes, why? Fuller, what do you mean you can't color? Puller break in Oh my goodness. Why are you still there? Maybe get moving get moving No, puller. How could they possibly be having trouble? Yeah, I guess I'm easier now Why did that happen? Oh my goodness gracious Stupid that's what you get for all your initiative employee the month. It's the hairy eyeball I don't think it's very hairy. We're like scary eyeball. Oh my god. She's so much younger here I kind of forgot. Yeah, boy. I actually think I can't remember. Is there naked in this movie? And then he proposed She's kind of hot naked Someone has to make movies with people that they love Fancy buff room. Oh, no, it's on me. This was the ultimate plotline from diesel because she don't have no memory Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm glad I didn't fall over and hit my head on the marble and I'll cover it up Oh, we saw we saw a side We saw just a little bit for just yep, there we go. See we got some we're gonna have It's a fine booby. It's nothing wrong with it. So I guess we could have what's peppy gonna be doing in the edit here What's he gonna be doing down there? Peppy Peppy peepo peepo poopy. Oh, yeah Peppy and his son peepo Pepo No, pepo exists as well. Don't pepo. Is pepo the grandpa or something? No, no Today all your dreams come true neat. That's very good penmanship Why'd you scribble it? Why did she write it? Well, I'll see if it was her handwriting. Yeah. Oh, yeah Should I take the white but a white one? If you lost all your memory, would your handwriting be the same because I don't feel it would I I It's just depends on what is lost. They always do that shit with the fiction. She's lost specifically All of the memories of who or what her job is. I think so does that case just sit that flashing like that forever They haven't sent cameras here that they do at the secret facility. This is just like in the mandalorian Oh, that's a classic one fit the red dress I kind of remember if like it's a reference to anything in the games, but probably isn't Whoa, that was really scary. Oh, yeah, just so you know, this is a horror movie. I'm terrified It's gonna be lost for you as we progress, but hey Oh, sure. She remembers remembers how doors work Imagine remember everything, but you just forget how to do simple things like open doors Nice, but your front door looks like shit. Yeah, you're kind of right there That does look like creepy garbage even the area around it. I'm assuming this isn't actually outside This is a set or something. Maybe I guess we'll see all of our answers will surely have questions. Hello She's awake all the birds like hello Oh No, the wind I didn't know they could bring stones Again Well, duh because if you're wrong you're fucked You could always kill them later, but you you can't unkill them Michelle Rodriguez being badass though, okay Being the music the way that they're walking around pointing guns. Yeah, I was gonna say it's it's very shadow the hedgehog Oh, no, though. I will say he's easily the best character in this movie. Oh, that's a continuity error with the reflection of the chandelier can Damn just want to point that out. Why do they take all their masks off? I guess because we could see the actors Yeah, you don't pay them all that nice money for them to wear a mask Why do they feel the need to wear them going in? But they did throw they did throw gas Well, it was just a little poof and then it went off and it didn't seem to really bug these two and then they That poof was very very that was it's their opinion that they wanted to weigh a lot Also, if they've been told she lost her memory, you think they'd give her a little like hi So I'm Sam. This is Dave. Sarah. Alex. She's probably like she's probably like damn. I have a fucking train to my house. It's sick I bet the sets in this movie will be very efficiently shot And you could have just gotten that torch out when you went down there. It's pretty well Something's creepy. Something's creeping around. I heard the spooky noises. Oh my goodness. It crawled through the vent I think That crane pure vanilla I feel like I'd be really concerned if I saw Oh my gosh, fucking hell loud enough Yeah, it's good that we prank each other while on an incredibly important mission. There's life Commander could you not point that at me, please? Thank you. Commander stop pointing that at me Well, Max, the reason they're comfortable with doing that is because they're not real guns Oh, right. They were just given they were just given outfits and told to act like a super secret squad of good people That is in narrative what they are doing. I'm glad you plugged the train back in whoever unplugged it dick move It's closed because the train's fucking moving So he was in a closet jumpy. Yeah, aren't you we're like a swat team should be prepared for things like this Oh my god, it's my love interest See it's like amnesia stop I don't want to think about why they're wearing sonic rings Because this game is cooler than shadow the hedgehog property of umbrella That's what they say in this universe, you know, you don't go to Jared. So he went to umbrella He's fine memory loss. Just like the other one. He's fine memory loss. He's fine in any other way, okay? Makes sense. You don't know that maybe as autism. Yes, I do. Also, this looks like the same place just No, just the same place Well, no, this one clearly is different because the objects inside of it have been rearranged And the lights are on Sweet I always feel like most actors in response to a criticism like that would be like, shut the fuck up the weapons id He's got a g36 But the weapons ad showed an mp5 like the rest of them. That was a fuck up I'm starting to think you know stuff about guns. How do I know what gun he has on his holster if it's covered? You know, never mind. It's umbrella. They're magic. They don't even sell umbrellas those stupid fucking bitches I want to know what's going on here Now Woman on black violence. You and I have the same employer. We all work for the umbrella Phil is really Black leader of the fucking crew. What is this shit? What is this woke garbage? Yeah, the main two straight white characters are in a sham marriage created by the corporation apparently like wow Well, look at them graphics Our graphics are like this, but the frame rate is that good Like made in garrison Guys, that's a train. You know, it's cool that the bad guy fortress is called the hive. Okay. That's cool Yeah, I've never seen that For how long subjective an hour day week subjective. I don't think you know what that word means I'm afraid things are surely he should just said it varies. Let's go and have the movie happen All of our exposition and setup is done now. Let's shoot zombies To bring some armor for for for us like we wanted something close on the flashlights that you have not yet Okay, I guess it's scarier to not see and it doesn't make sense. This is a scary movie. Is he using night vision? Is that what's happening? I guess the rest of them are just staring into why aren't you showing us his view? Why aren't you all just using flashlights and using your eyeballs? Wait, where was the light all the way on the other side of the room It was provided by an offering camera that they used for film. What did he press? He pressed the light button. Yeah. Oh, okay Makes it easier to work underground. I think there's a view. Thanks discount matt daemon. He really kind of is Man, that would have been useful in that other really dark room zero. We confirm this as an elevator shaft How many times are we gonna see this staircase? Because we saw the one in doom annihilation like four actions stairs They've even got a nerd and then they got the cool leader like badass female. What else we got stereotype If they can release nerve gaffes into this place, where are y'alls masks? How can we not wear the stereotype? Strong man who likes to strong things. He hits it with the axe like seven times and gave up It's a mystery liquid. Just walk through it. It's fine. This isn't a biohazard lab or anything. Yeah Oh No, it's first off. That's not jesus second off. Oh my god. All right. They should totally be wearing their masks Why aren't they not? I have no idea when the red queen could easily because i'm pretty sure part of what happens in this Is the red queen tries to kill them. It's cold in here. We need character development They didn't sex. Oh my god, dude be banged high five. Do you remember anything? No Nothing before the train I feel like they would have way more questions at much closer intervals What's my name if you picture you waking up in this scenario? I mean, I feel like could you just leave me upstairs? I don't want to do this whole thing That might slow us down to getting to shoot zombies You're the weapon and I have one like at least a sidearm or something. I hope it's safe um Hello You act act Was that was that supposed to be him listening to like distant groans of zombies? I thought it was supposed to be like poison coming through the air No, I think it's just it connects to a room where all the zombies are currently alive It shows how good this movie is because it's open for interpretation and we can talk about our experiences. Oh my god, is she gonna open her eyes because she's a zambi Yeah, I guess it was a puppet Yeah, the hand was clearly not like really Yeah, you think that you would be able to hold your breath for 20 seconds if you're acting for a film Also by mel y'all just ran in and you didn't even give a fuck They keep doing that What's all this stuff on that ground guys? Like can we breathe this? Mel you muted we need your commentary for the film. How do we know if you like this? Yeah I just like that all of us are hinting on him Oh Oh my goodness and pumped full of cum Why why that? Why'd you go there? space cum Oh Hello Okay, you missed loads of stuff they do would be to destroy the cameras because they know the ai that controls this place is um Oh, shit. This is the bit There were tea posing anybody who'd seen this film would totally just remember this part specifically Not me. It's pretty cool though. Oh She could have killed them up to this point by just leaking gas right in I don't know why she didn't I guess she's out of gas She used all of it. She's like, oh, I would have never happened in 1940s Exactly. You're really suspicious and conscious about this room. Yeah, this particular hallway What's in this hallway that wasn't in the rest of the facility? I wonder merris Wow, you should be like blinded Thank you. Oh, okay Like a sweet ass time. Yeah, they wait for like a halfway through the corridor before totally looks like a sticker Like it's bad. Sure. Whatever it is. Maybe it is metal. They save resources I've got my Nokia in position Totally wasn't pressing anything there was like No, man, it's like a computer keep the camera above the keyboard, please Checkmate What? Checkmate. Don't play chess and open the door. Just play computer chess Guys sir, please stop playing the gun at us They're aware that they are heading into that room to shut down the queen That's their goal. You'd think they'd be more worried. I think that this is the best actor they could get I mean, I don't think I said if you could do with your weapons here, I'm still not releasing you. All right, calm down The music level five drowns these guys out a little more level of hackers What was she doing the whole time? How did how did that hit you how did it go into diagonal line when it was straight? No, you're dead. Oh my god. I don't think you would have gone into that much shock from having his fingers chopped off That was just rude That would be the major fucking confusion of the whole scene why did it wait so long to just do the instant kill for everyone I would have backed up further, you know Yeah, because it actually did look like it just stopped at a certain point But yeah, I was like, why'd you kill the only interesting one? Yeah, like wow that was quick. How much moving? You know what because the movie is so thin the reason why I like him so much This guy who literally is not acting in any of his scenes Her defenses are down. No, they're anyone. I don't believe you We didn't even get a bad feeling like in the cube where you see him break apart Yeah, I know they I guess they showed as much as they were allowed to show or something Yeah, fuck that you could see him fall apart in the in the reflection Is he gonna step over the cubes? Oh, where's the dice pot? Where's where's where's how did all of that get shredded when they did the final checkerboard thing? Uh, it's immune. Oh, sweet. Um, I mean you could say it went to the Scramble parts at the end there after it weird how we started off with that Yeah, I think that would have been funny if they pick it up and it just falls into cubes I'm all the guys to keep alive like I can't believe this is the one we have to be fucking stuck with now Well, I was gonna say right I wasn't saying that the black dude was like the best one because of some character thing The the reason I like him so much is because he he did the jump thing He jumped over the thing like wow, he's got a brain then they kill him. It's like, oh What's his voice was cool. It's voice was cool. I said keep it tight He was like, uh, he was like if Keith david was a pokemon This is what would be the evolution before him. Oh, I guess so. Yeah, I could see Um, he's also an alien vs predator and he also has a cool voice in that and he also gets chopped into cubes Well, I guess he found his niche. Yeah, I've always thought he's very very specific. It's shawn bean Oh god, it's hideous Oh, no, she's british. I mean, that's how you know something Wow, that looks bad Child actor and say it's a realistic hologram. I would have totally tried to kick the hologram just for fun So, yeah, she said if you disable her it disables all the power in the hive. Yeah, why? I just that's clearly not true. There's lights still on. No, these are all lights to denote that See power is gone. Oh, no. Now. He's not getting his his It's his cum cane Cum cane you I feel like if you turned off the power nothing would change No, but so you know when you lock a door, but then you turn off the power the door unlocks Oh, yeah, I mean if it if they were held together via a magnet once again We're faced with hey that could have been neat in a good film Like the the corridors you can't see anything but you can start to hear the distant hum of an army of zombies heading your way Gun sounds Oh, it clicked again. Yeah, whenever you move a gun. That's what it does. It makes a gun noise whenever you move them around The weapon looks really um Showedish. Yeah, it doesn't have the uh, no stock. Thank you. That was a little it's a little mp5 k looking thing No stock Arguably one of the most important parts of the gun, but you know what that's okay She's got a dual magazine red dot sight that she's not using ever her flashlight isn't on Oh my god, oh gun sounds she she did it just the right way Ow You guys know what's going on here, right? Like this is a bio Research lab does he have oh, I thought it was a revolver like a weird person. What kind is that I was about to ask the same thing It was kind of weirdly chunky. It's odd. It looks like classic as well by the way. Look Well that casing hit the floor fast Okay I think they want us to know that being bitten means something when they're zombies Also, she's yeah, also. She's gone. So they're not you can't even shoot them 60 times like the movies and they die It's like in the indian remake Hands and arms now, please he's trying to grab the key. How would they not have seen that? They were standing right behind him looking forward. I mean, they're really stupid Wait Here are spoopy noises who played the phantom the phantom Yeah, that guy's like a really like he's like a discount billy zane No, oh that looks yeah, well, I mean, you know, it's Oh, that one's bad. No, that one's not too good. The first one was way better Where is your submachine gun? Why are you not using that? Just shoot him in the head Oh, wait, what? Hello, I'm you again You don't seem that concerned. Wow. Oh, wait. Did she broke its neck? I think that you she seemed bored Hey, we're shooting zombies now What's funny is I don't think they can lose why are you not just shooting them in the head Just shot them in the head. I think they'd win but they've got a revolver. Yeah, that's not the revolver this time The one rags hates other revolvers It was neck. Oh my god Uh-oh, what are you shooting at? Everything right everything must go dude. If any of them had proper gun control name for the head I think they'd win. Oh, yeah easily because that's the thing What is it reasonable series that they have to commit to because they're the first one that all the zombies are slow What the fuck? Oh Let's say environment unstable. So I guess it'll just explode On the outside Sorry the grate was covering two inches of floor Get rid of them. Oh, no this guy not my face. She's getting awfully close there. No, I don't know It's fighting like a guy just gnawing on his shoulder Ah, not again. She got bit twice. Yeah Oh, we didn't even get uh, come on. They just walked to like six of them Turn up throw bits of things everywhere Oh We live in a post the thing world and oh, no, that's the best thing You gotta feel bad for people who like the game though because they're like, oh, oh, this is like not a net and Not any of the game. They get crumbs Everybody here. Oh, that's um, bro. Oh Oh, that's his realization I thought he was gonna say there's zombies. Oh, that was a group. Why didn't anybody bring that up? Well, why'd the red queen bring it up? That bitch was just like, oh, yeah, you're gonna die. I guess if you do this, right Zombie media exists star and I only brought two magazines. I would have brought more. They only weigh like a pound each Bring a whole bag. Fuck it. Yeah Rags is gonna love this part. Yes, this will be his favorite part of the whole film Wait, if they broke out, how come a lot of the things are pointing inwards You know what? I'm not gonna worry about it. Don't worry about it when I was a young man I was like This scene seems disconnected from the film. Like, where did this come from? Why are we doing this? Where is she? Where did she go? Why did she wander off on her own? Uh-huh. Yeah, it is explicit. They be do this for one moment and you're gonna love it Yep, because in a video game, this is the room they show you before you see the first dog, right? To let you know we're coming That's really also looks good. Oh, wow. That looks kind of interesting They dressed up that dog. Oh Straight that up a lot porn. Wow. Yeah, they put they put some they put that Costume on that dog I know that noise. I know it too Oh my god, mr. Johnson. Oh my god, it's the janitor. He's the pharmacist What the fuck? Oh, no, you've just broken a whole bunch of things. Well, it's all be virus He's remembering rags. She's remember before she remembered. She could do it. She did it Well muscle memory, I suppose I now remember that I can do but then her handwriting would be the same I don't think that was her handwriting. Yeah, that wasn't her handwriting. That's oh, she was checking to make sure Okay. All right. Yeah. Oh sweet a gun He's clearly moving. He's upset. Don't take his gun. He's very clearly Oh nevel the dog jump through Wait, oh that was long Man that dog must be like fuck you still close these doors Oh, oh my goodness. Great. Yeah, you're I prefer the other room. All right. He's got like a bite off You know, she's the best shot out of all of them Oh, it's an umbrella certified nine millimeter round Yes, she just head shot every single one of them. Thank you. Just go my fucking friends What's that about? Why don't you do that? Here it is I bet they thought that was the coolest ever. I love it because the music cuts and just goes It must have been so pleased with that shot. Wow. That was a trailer in everything. Oh, yeah I remember the the next film's big. She is awesome moment as well. Look at this ball She's an example of often used for Mary Seuss, by the way. I can't imagine why I don't see it. I don't see it yet. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I I see why people would say it so far, but you know She's got quite a journey to go on Our Alice she will literally be unrecognizable in a couple of movies from now Why did all of the desks and everything get knocked over because they're all this is working about the gas They were like, ah, oh Fuck my desk. Oh That's kind of like obviously she's a zombie dude. What a luck She's clearly a zombie I hit her with the cube Of all the two people this zombie could come across it was the two people she's One with the cube Fuck you cube raise the cube the cube What there's blood on the cube. How can you praise it? The blood only makes the cube stronger. That's an anti zombie cube I don't know. I'd legitimately be like, wow, this cube is clearly magical properties I can hit it once with a cube and it dies. We have to shoot him 30 times with Magical properties we infiltrated umbrella to find only one thing The cube You just kiss overly attached to the cube, but everyone's just like, yeah, I would be too. That thing is clearly magical This was very sudden He just wanted to get in the elevator. So we wait Someone doesn't hear from you to send backup or something, right? Well, yeah, surely, you know those last doors we pass on the way in from the mansion They seal shut and just under an hour if we're not out of here by then we're not getting out Can they come in? You can't just bury your slide down Yeah, but my question was when we don't get back to people who send us they're gonna wonder what happened, right? I would run through this room after what happened in there. Let's all the chunks were gone Somebody swept him up Out of respect Just acting it's phenomenal. I was I was kind of an offer a second there, which is explain my silence Hey, james purefoy. It's not a bad actor. Wow. He just disabled a circuit breaker like that. Wow. Why is it so loud? Oh, no Yeah, give me some crumpets All of the super smart ai Why did they give you this obnoxious fucking voice? They explain that it's creepy. They actually have explained it is modeled after the yeah, I know but like that's dumb Well, I was gonna say they explained it that they've just drive the reason for it to be there. They just Severing the top of the spinal column or massive trauma to the brain are the most effective methods Why didn't we think of that? She killed everyone she didn't want her to escape there you go Just one bite one scratch from these creatures is sufficient. What if I get bitten twice? Yes, everyone's cool with that one chicken bit They try to know why they don't remember is there is there a cure, please? No, no reason just uh You know, I didn't address that right there when she was saying it Um, it does they have their own scene for it. I think if they had asked if there was a cure Better late than never. I think they're kind of like, you know, just trying to ignore it for now like Welcome to the sewer level. Nobody likes the sewer level. Nobody likes the sewer How do you fit your arms through there? Yeah, how did you do? Don't the zombies get down here they just stumble into oh wow that was worth a slow-mo shot Oh god, it's lit. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I would be that zombie He did that for each one as it was walking towards her She's a good thing. They're really fucking slow though because we doomed. I like that. This was suddenly hauled by the way Yeah, they have really odd slow-motion. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's gonna use slow-mo It's the fourth movie that goes fucking nuts with slobo It's it's hilarious. I still hate slow-mo these days. These movies definitely destroyed The novel concept of slowing the motion Oh no, oh she got bit again. Oh no, not again. You lost your gun. You suck. Can I like accelerate the person? She's been been three times. How did that do so quick? She's been been four times How are you alive? What did they just do the power of editing save you? She's yes, you see they're only shallow bites Oh, that's nice of her. She's feeding the zombies So I think that would have been better without her saying anything Yeah, stop talking. Are you gonna be punching them? Once again on the scene. I'll just I'll just grab and put into a better Oh, wow, you made it too. Hope this stuff is strong enough. Yeah, they got wires that attach it to the ceiling It's not shaking or anything It's fine. It's just shallow bites. Just let them go. It's okay. Just find quick. Just have a change of scenes and I'll be fine What that works? Lucky none of them got the bite on me. Oh, she had leather boots Wow, it's amazing. It is no way. They don't really know zombies don't seem very motivated Yeah, they're just like falling into a bit of zombies just seems almost kind of mundane Why aren't they just going it? Wow a slight incline is zombies worse fear one more. Oh, no There's one left. He's gonna use it for him We're not leaving you Kaplan. Yes, you are. No, how do you care about him the most? She's become like the leader now She's awkwardly walks off. Yeah Might want to aim that at your brain. Yeah Just just hear just hear him scream Where'd this fucking come from? I mean, yeah, but like, okay Oh, he could have just crawled away. Yeah, I was about to say just go around That's the fucking round Well, they complete the sewer level. Oh, yeah, that wasn't too bad. I'm down. We lost a life Did they I guess he's not a part of the group so but he's not dead Oh Leave it behind Fine to keep around It was crawling on the cement walls. Yeah with claws because it's spooky slimy hands that attached It's like spider-man. It is kind of like spider-man and Oh, that's my favorite one That's the german spider-man Kinda I wouldn't want to hold her so close to my neck. Oh, we're doing this. Okay No, this is her memory. She's someone grab it. We gotta move. They just leave. They're like, oh well They literally are like, what are you doing? I don't know. He's also sort of a discount kevin bacon. Oh, there is an antivirus rags. Yeah It's like, are you fucking talking to did you get bit? He does say, who are you talking to? Is the cure? Well, of course there is. We asked the computer about, oh There's a cure You're gonna be okay. The cult has a shark in there. The cure is literal poop water We have to find some poop water and you have to drink it. Deep blue sea is a film We need to see sometimes. Oh, yeah That's a goofy one I was your sister's contact. I don't know how this you betrayed her. I don't know I can't remember Why would you tell him that? Don't remember the truth. You can't handle the truth. You can't handle it if you don't remember it Quick throw in the water. Be healed and baptized. You're really about to look in the name right in the table This is inconvenient What's gone? A little bit of powder on the table Do they bees in this room? Hey, oh my god the fbf This attitude is fucking great. Yeah, I feel like you could have had a wow It's important that you remember the sex scene as well. I'll see he wrote it. Oh Is he supposed to be Spencer? Okay They just let him walk around. Yeah, like wearing that With the bag on him. That was him. He was the coffee culprit. What a douche I'm glad we got closure on that. I've been wondering who that asshole was You paid attention to all the details. You could have grasped that. That was him beforehand Well, I was hoping that he would have fucking died because he's an asshole, but uh, he lived the coffee piece of shit He's just like, I don't know if that was happening right now We can have everything we've ever wanted What are you doing buddy? What's your plan? Back off You're pretty close to him. You could just It is, well now that you're pointing a gun at me, I feel afraid Yeah, the fact that he got that close but didn't do anything. Yeah Where is She's like, I'm dying by the way Please help me You'll drown me motherfucker Really guys, come on you guys. I suck. I figured you could have You have all the training use it. I guess we'll see him as a zombie in a bit Well, uh, he stole all the shit, right? So he knows where the cure is Gonna get away with this. I don't think so I've been a bad, bad girl. Okay. Oh, you can just leave do with that close Really doing heroin at a time like this. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up Why are you stopping what noise could possibly make you not inject yourself with the yeah I guess no way. I couldn't hear like other than the noise of someone saying no stop. That's not the antidote Is it? Uh-oh. Oh, it looks like it crawled out here Oh, yeah, put it on the screen. It looks great Oh, wow. Wow. That was a cut What if he was quiet? Could it not see him because it doesn't have eyes? Oh, what is that? That was so weird Why isn't he died that way? I don't know what the fuck happened Now that it has fed on fresh DNA it will mutate Oh, okay Is it gonna be got like practical now? I don't think they do that the more it eats the stronger it gets I didn't think any of you make it this far. Why didn't you tell us about the answer? I'm shocked they made it this far with infection. Yeah with what we've seen But there's a chance I don't deal in chance. You do you just said I didn't expect Whatever Okay, Palpatine Dude you missed like a mile that was a better sign wait, what? What? No, that's just a monitor. Oh Wait, we go to sack give it a sack it's gonna make sense. I mean some sense Nope, it's day of sex. Hey, so it's all right the exact time she hit the monitor. He came back I mean, whatever. All right. Let's just The fact that he would have fried her for not letting him get it Oh, that looks bad. Oh, yeah That looks really bad. No, he was like Maeve in the boys where you'd know he's gonna turn back up as a free life Like but it made more sense in this than it did in the boys. So make a valid you will it fed on the flesh I guess why is he like that? If I was her I'd be like antidote, please antidote, please antidote, please now. Yeah, that's like no antidote No, please rushing. Also. He needs it too. Oh nice of the creature to have eaten around it, you know And it up, please guys also kill him and it up, please like like Oh, that was quick. Why is he so unhappy? Why would you risk this? I don't like the way she throws it looks like she hit the shoulder. Yeah, she doesn't look cool swinging an axe. I'm gonna be honest She doesn't know At least she doesn't look cool Anywhere The shot should be shown in every this'll confuse her Guys, can I have that antidote? No. No. Okay. Yeah, you remembered. She looks a little real rough I'm gonna be honest He gave him more t-virus. No, this is the this is the mega t-virus You're really really choked up about her those two went on a whole adventure, dude. What's your name Rex? Chloe Anyone else? Oh, I don't remember Okay, you can technically do that. It's just weird. Are you actual lovers like Why did it take so long to attack them? How does it catch up? Oh the rave's kicking back up Oh Hi You think they would have given him more of a something more of a death than that Yeah, but if it it feasted on the flesh and the flesh has the antidote in it. So is that gonna kill it? Wow, that looks bad. Oh, that looks so bad. But that one was real Oh Okay, look at this this whatever this is It's You guys don't have big collections of metal tubes to take him into the house It's a good thing. Oh, no. Wow Oh Yeah, all right, imagine she got up as a zombie he shot here and kept moving Well, oh, that's annoying I just want to say 100 of the people who've been given the cure have died. Uh-huh. Yep Oh, wow a shot to the head. How about that? Shot to the head and you're too late. Oh my favorite character. The liquor was so good at wiping everyone out Oh What's the flames? Why is the fire? No, he's on fire. I think what they try to do like when when they reconnected the train There was like sparks and stuff I think they're trying to say that it's like it's like electricity on the rails for reasons electricity plus big demon equals fire You did it. Are you fine? I feel like you would have fallen. The dead test ever work I'm not we give him the cure by the way probably injecting myself just to be yeah, just for future. Wow, look how slow they're going Cut that fucking close guys Yeah, I guess they knew exactly where the doors specifically were. Oh here. We are good thing that still works This set was really easy to design for You give him the cure now. So that box of cures you're carrying around You mind I uh, there is nothing else you could have done. Yeah, that's not really true That way you said All right, that's right. I'm carrying around a box of cures Oh, no, it's big Farmer damn if they applied the cure just greetings humans So something else that they do in the rest of evil films a lot is end them on a major cliffhanger No Oh, I might slip it I want her quarantined. Let's see if she's infected. I'm not going to the raccoon city facility Look Jason. Oh, it is. Yeah, I saw I think that is literally piercing games. That's it for this whole franchise For him. Oh, really? I'm pretty sure because I remember thinking like, why didn't you have more of him? That's a shame. I give him an absurd bad guy. I'd be on board of that Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah Oh, come on see some titty I don't know if I'd want to just start pulling shit out of me. Yeah, they do this. This is like a trope Why do you do that? Like that stuff's probably in you for a reason. Especially what's in your head? Oh, no, not your head Also, they didn't tie your arms down or anything. Yeah, this is a weird place. They just left here. This is odd Oh, no. Oh my goodness. I can't go to the prom looking like this. Wow. That's whoa. They're showing a lot now. That's uh, Yeah. Oh, wow. That's dangerously cheesy. Are we gonna are we gonna get another another, uh, Pepsi appearance This is like the shittiest fifth element cosplay ever. I was gonna say like they couldn't give her a um They couldn't do like a normal gown because it's not revealing enough guys. She's saying let me out. What do we do? Oh my god, there's no one in there Is there a protocol for that? Oh my goodness, that was actually someone in there, but was it a zamboy? Could it be? Oh, I feel like that's not gonna work love It's allegory for what corporatism does to a human. Yeah, let's go with that. This this doesn't I don't know I don't think it's gonna do anything. What are you doing? Oh, what? That is not. I don't know the stand. Oh, whatever you say. That door look at the cheap ass fucking door. Oh, that's like, yeah, it looks like It looks like yeah, that's like four coats of white paint on a that looks like the top of my akea desk I'm sitting at right now. Look the budget was cut on raccoon general nuclear medicine nuclear medicine. Wow. That's some advanced stuff She's in the food chair is right down the hall from rocket surgery You say that like we don't need it, but we do she walked out. Oh my gosh. This is like 28 days later Raccoon city hospital. It is. Yes Oh, no, what happened thumb boys Oh boy, glad you got another jacket. I know. No, I'm not actually I'm the opposite of Thanks for that The dead wall. Yeah speak Uh walk. All right, so we got zombies swarming the city I want another front page of every newspaper. So there's no one alive to buy newspapers Oh, that's convenient I might even say it's apocalyptic It's almost taken a while to do. Yeah. I like that shot. Are we are are they gonna reuse it in the next movie? I remember The next movie is definitely Bigger than the first one. The first one was very successful. Look at all that blood out that window. What happened? So how does that like blown out windows and stuff happen? How doesn't it happen? Yeah, I guess I mean it's obligatory apocalyptic. You know, we did it. What do you guys think of resident evil? Super stupid, but fun. Wow. It's so much fun. It's it's terrible, but it's That was that was it. I had more fun with van Helsing Oh, yeah, nothing beats van Helsing, but you wouldn't catch anyone calling van Helsing, you know, snore inducing or anything snore fast No, nobody would say that this music really if it seems really cheesy and cheap I'd expect to find this on a cold of duty for montage I this is like some 41 without the budget. Well, I don't know if anyone's gonna get that I don't know the point is it makes no difference. Mr. Gray. Mr. Red. Mrs. Black. Dr. Green. Dr. Blue. Dr Does anyone have first? Isn't this mr. White's miss gold. Wow. They had like 12 people acting in this they they just you So on the scenes where everyone was in the the hazmat stuff. They just reused all the actors who had died before I would save some money. It makes sense that many people worked on the stunts for this movie I'm assuming that like half of the zombies were considered to be stuntmen Yes, I'm looking at all the names for this is clearly a foreign film. A lot of german names. What is a gaffer? Yeah And a pre-lighting gaffer beyond the apemo you've a someone was called duke Dirk. Yeah, I feel like that's an awkward first name. Hey duke. You're like Dagger So can you believe that this is the best one in the series rags? I don't believe you Oh, well, yeah for treat. I feel like resident evil afterlife was better than that I'm pretty sure that one had zombies with guns in it. I know right on the entertainment factor I'm pretty sure they only get better, but but like production like plot plot wise this was like the only one That's kind of a movie. Yeah Yeah, at some point they just turned straight up into a parodies of themselves. It's really great Yeah, they definitely ran with it. Um, yeah, I suppose, you know, because we're just gonna want to get on to that next one So, um, I guess we'll we'll cut around there. So, yeah, that was resin evil one Who knows what's in store for us for resin evil 2. Thanks for watching. Yeah, thanks Would you bring me?