 Okay, what's up you guys right after Ozzie here and I have some good news finally on my end I've been keeping you updated on my health and two days ago I received a text from LA County saying that they're setting up new testing sites for those of us who are looking to get tests and so I signed up for that and I was able to go get an appointment for noon yesterday at a new testing site and I decided to get ready and get there early because I didn't know what the turnout was gonna be like if it was gonna be swamped with all these new people wanting to get tests or what so I ended up getting there at a half hour early at like 1130 and it was just a line of cars I was probably the 10th or 11th person in line in my car and that's when I realized oh it's gonna be one of those drive-through testing facilities so I'm sitting there I'm there early you know I've got NPR turned on listening to a little bit of the news and as I'm sitting there I'm like oh man like I have to go to the bathroom you know I drank two cups of coffee before I came and you know I just didn't account for the fact that I probably have to go go pee you know there's cop cars parked around and there's some cops standing around and there's people like moving in and out moving supplies to this little tent area where I guess they're keeping all the stuff they're still getting set up the introvert in me was like I don't just really don't want to be the first one to get out of my car my mask on and like leave my car parked in this line of cars and like walking over to like the official testing area and I have to cross into that area in order to use the one part porta potty that's getting me I just don't want people to look at me I got my mask on like everybody it's too early for all this I was just like come on rave you gotta use the restroom go use the restroom like quit being neurotic about this just get up out of your car go over there get it done and then you get back and then it's over and you'll be that person for everybody else who's also like hesitating to get out of their cars and you'll you'll like kind of set that and then people will feel free to use the restroom I think you do and there's this weird social pressure thing going on that I've created in my head so I got my mask on my wipes my keys and I get to the porta potty do my business but the thing is the the seat wouldn't stay up on its own and I didn't want to be you know lazy and just let the seat go down and pee and then get like stuff on the seat although I could have wiped it afterwards now that I think about it but anyway I wasn't thinking like that I'm like I'm just gonna be courteous and try to hold the seat up while I go to the bathroom and so while I'm doing that I'm using one hand to kind of like hold the seat up and then I've got the other hand you know try to like get things going and while I'm doing that I didn't realize subconsciously while I was getting ready and like moving over to the porta potty that I had put my car key it's just this little piece of plastic and the key retracts into it so it's just this little like round piece of plastic in my hoodie pocket you know the ones were like it connects where if you put your hands in you can like hold your own hands it's one of those pockets in my sweatshirt I've got it in there and because I'm leaning a little bit holding the toilet seat up as I'm peeing I hear a clunk I was like oh my god and I realized in that moment that my key had slid out of the pocket and fell into the porta potty liquid so but here's the thing that I realized instantly as I heard this is all happening within the span of like five to ten seconds I'm having all these dots so I'm like oh my god I just finished peeing I realized that the clunk I heard the clunk sound and then I heard another dope sound of it hitting the bottom of the porta potty and that was like really quickly after I heard the clunk of it hitting the liquid I knew that it was very shallow like I had to be shallow I was telling myself okay it's shallow but then I was like what if it's not I'm like either way I have to get my key like if I don't get my key I can't get in my car and my car is in the middle of this long line of people waiting to get a drive-thru test and I won't even be able to move the car do anything with it create a huge hassle and not to mention my own day will be aft immediately I was like you have to do it you have to do it you have to do it you have to do it go go now so instantly like without thinking I just stuck my hand into the liquid immediately touched the key and pulled it out I only went down into the liquid like maybe up to my wrist that's as deep as it was and fortunately it was the beginning of the day so I think the thing was like you know pretty freshly cleaned no one had pooed in there yet it was just whatever else I don't want to think about it and so my hand is covered in this blue liquid and I have the key soaked too and I just grabbing tons of toilet paper and patting it down as much as I can to try to get as much of it off first do that and there's a little dispenser with sanitizer so I'm grabbing that it's foaming sanitizer and I've got it all over my hand and I'm like foaming the key and I'm grabbing more toilet paper and like I've got blue toilet paper clumps like falling all over me and like so that's how it started that's how my morning started before this test sanitizer and toilet paper and dabbing down and everything and I was like completely frazzled on like okay get yourself together and let's go back out to my car I don't know I don't know this point I was just like I just want to get back to my car I grabbed my stuff got my keys I'm in my car situated I'm just telling myself okay this could have been way worse that pool in that porta-potty could have been like that normal like really deep pool that's like five six feet deep and then I would have been just rude to think about that I would not have been able to get my key back I would have needed a professional to come out and drain the damn thing or get some sort of tool or something to get it out and my car would have been stuck there all day and just so gross anyway so I was really really thankful that that thing was only like six inches deep or whatever it was I was able to get my key and it worked got back to my car was in my car ready for this drive-through thing to happen so I can get home and shower and not think about this anymore okay so now getting ready for the testing cars are starting to go through the little testing thing cars in front of me turning their lights on turning their engines on I'm ready to go alright let's go tick tick tick tick tick tick tick okay no no this isn't happening right now okay tick tick tick tick tick and I was like oh my god my battery is dead I don't know how or why maybe it's because I haven't driven it in like a couple weeks or I've only driven it to go to the grocery store really quickly and now my battery is just it's dead it's drained and I've got now I've got people in the line behind remember I was like tempted in line so now I've got people behind me and they're starting to honk and be like let's go and I'm looking to the side the cops are right there and they're looking at me and they're like go go go and I'm like showing them my key was like two cops come over and they're like is your battery dead like you can't start the car and I'm like yes and I like okay so like roll up your windows for your car neutral and they push my car until I can go to the side next to the curb and I just and then they walk away and I'm just left there just feeling defeated as this line of people are going and getting tested and had moving moving about with their day thankfully I have triple A I called triple A guy he eventually comes out fortunately he's able to jump start my car and I get going I move right back into the line and this is after everybody in line has basically gone at this point an hour hour and a half later it's pretty much over for that appointment time and I'm coming in at the end and I decided I wanted to do a recorded because a lot of people out there haven't had the chance to get tested yet and as this thing this coronavirus really ramps up in the next few weeks more people are gonna be getting ready to get tested and I'm sure there's a lot of you who are just wondering what that process is like and I think it's interesting so I wanted to share it so anyway here I'll show you the video of what I went through 2-0-4 in your last name sir Durrazi Durrazi with a D Durrazi thank you here's your kit inside of the instructions okay okay thank you they're easy to follow just make sure that when you open up the test tube leave it vertical so you don't spill out all the liquid okay okay all the cones there's another guy in a white suit that's gonna direct you which lane to go into okay okay when you stop the vehicle make sure you stop five feet behind the car in front of you parking brake is on okay do not exit the vehicle and when you leave this area make sure you roll all your windows if you have any problems with the instructions they'll help you down at the end okay the kit that they gave me I'm gonna open it up and see what's inside I don't have a free hand so I'm gonna have to show you after I open it peeling out a form with my personal info so the form is pulled out put that back in the box peel open the swab package B okay swab package rub the swab inside your mouth on the left cheek right cheek and roof of mouth aha aha aha okay unscrew the lid of the tube C this is it tube C unscrewing and insert the swab B with the saliva sample into the tube so are you putting the card for me? okay perfect now you're gonna twist it back and forth to break it off okay that's the hardest part today I don't know why it's not working there you go there we go alright alright so now you seal that lid on there okay any light little shape for me one perfect that goes in the biohazard bag that goes in the bubble wrap bag alright oh wait alright now that goes in the box okay alright then seal the box if you filled out the paper it's great if you did it's not yeah I did okay throw that in there okay now you're gonna go ahead and drop it in okay no pressure but no one's there cool alright dude have a good day hey our results in 24 to 48 hours we'll call you if you're positive if you're negative they're gonna email you okay great thank you have a good day you too and that's that 20, 40, 48 hours that's awesome that's a huge improvement from what it was that was it that was the entire drive-thru testing experience it was really easy it was cool that they could just give you a little kit had instructions I could do it all myself really quickly and I had someone who was humorously and kindly speaking to me from through my window six feet distance and then after that was done they had like this little it basically looked like a trash can with some plastic in it where I could toss the box and then ships off to wherever then I will be getting the test results within 24 to 48 hours right now as I'm recording this it's 24 hours after so within the next 24 hours I should have a response and I'll be sure to update you guys with what the results are of my COVID-19 test alright cheers good luck to all of you I hope you're all staying safe and I hope those of you who need a test are able to get one in the near future if you like this video, like it subscribe if you haven't already I've got a lot more content coming for you alright peace