 All right, here we are. I think, I don't know, maybe the fifth year, something I've lost track, but it was Basil World, and now it's Watches and Wonders. But me and my man, Kevin Christie, who I met in the hallway of the comedy store talking Watches, here we are. And we are just a couple more goons out there on YouTube talking about Watches that are unobtainable. And, you know, but it's still fun. And we have that small core following every year that's like, are you guys going to do the Watch thing? So yeah, here we are. How are you, bud? I'm good. What's up, 30 people who care? It's 34, dude. Don't short it. We had some six skateboard back there. What do you got? Santa Cruz recently reissued the clouds grab key, exploding clock in the original light blue for their 50th anniversary, I think. And I bought two of them, but my girlfriend thinks I only bought one. One of them came in the mail while she was house sitting for someone and I hid it in the closet, cause I'm 46. Oh yeah. You know what they say? Rock one and stock one. Like I even know how to sell it. I would just have to give it to you to sell it. Yeah, yeah. It's funny cause I just got Nick Cave's tickets this morning and it was the first time that ticket master actually worked for me where I signed up on the fan website, you know, and got a code and I ended up getting both nights, Friday and Saturday. Oh wow. Which is fucking insane. And the Friday night, what are you barking at, Cody? I got second row. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Anyway, so looking forward to rocking and stocking that. What's happening, bud? You got some COVID today, huh? Maybe. I mean, it feels like it. I tested again, still negative, but I feel like I have COVID and my girlfriend fucking has it. I don't understand. Three years, dude, we lasted over a thousand days without it. This is the first time we haven't had it. Oh, you never had it. No, she never had it either. I'm a two time winner. Moral of the story is we don't got a lot of friends. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. We never got it. That's the trick to not getting COVID. Don't have friends. Yeah, yeah. But so I don't know, man. It feels like I have it. So I don't know. I'm just hanging out, see what happens. Yeah, it's hilarious because I was thinking about, I did that full Marcus King tour and zero COVID. I was around millions of people. Yeah. So I think that I have so much antibodies from having it twice that it's just not gonna get it again. I wonder, I wonder. I'll be honest. I kind of like all the new Rolex stuff. Yeah. Well, it's funny because it's more kind of what Rolex would used to do where it would just be subtle stuff. Yeah. And then there was a few years of just craziness like the left hand GMT Sprite. Yeah. And stuff like that to where you're like, whoa. And now they're coming back into the thing. Now Aristotle sent me over the new Daytona last night and I immediately was like, oh, that thing sucks. And then by the time I was like, ooh, I like it. Which one? The steel one with the steel around the ceramic bezel. So it's now, yeah, it's got that little thing. It's the way kind of like the Paul Newman, the edge held the bezel in kind of. Yep. Yep. The one thing though, they made the sub dials thinner and that watch is already so hard to read. Yeah, yeah. I will say, I think it's an interesting, if you think about it, it's a pretty big change that with that platinum one, they put a display back. Oh man. And first of all, you and I absolutely worship that platinum one. And that color combo to me has always been the holy grail for me. One watch, rich guy. That's the one I'm buying. And now with the display back, bring it on. With the new. Well, it also kind of, it's like, I know they do that, I think with one of the Cellinis, but it's a very like, okay, we're like a luxury, luxury brand now, like they're, cause even Rolex is nicest watches. They're still kind of tool watchy, but like this is like, okay, no, we're going to show the movement, we're going to show the finish because their prices have gotten wilder and wilder. And so now this is like, look, this thing is going to cost a grip. I'm sure that platinum one's like over 50 grand. And, but they're like, we understand that people in that price range need to see like the finish. They want to see the gold fucking perpetual movement thing, like they expect a certain level. You know, I think it's them really trying to kind of compete with AP, compete with Patek, you know, companies like that. I think the platinum one's 72, by the way. Yeah, it's a fucking, it's a very expensive watch. It's 72 grand. You're in Patek world. So you have to like, you can't just put a normal case back on there for that money. You have to kind of say like, this is a in-house movement. It's, it does all this stuff. And like, here's this crazy finish to it. You have to justify the price a little, you know. Now the black one's gone. Oh, the black dial is gone. It's gone. Whoa. Crazy, right? That's interesting. Cause that's classic Rolex where like the one, cause you know, if the black dial and the white dial, people wanted the white dial more so they get rid of the dog. And now it's going to be insanely collectible. Oh, absolutely, man. Dude, Milgauss not on the side anymore. That's gone. And we already know why that's gone. Cause next year they'll come out with it, the new version, you know? I wonder if the new version will have a green crystal though. Cause that's always been the story is it's a hassle. Yeah. I'm hoping it has the green crystal. And I hope it goes right into the Air King body. So you have the, you know, the crown guards. I think, I bet you they go with a bezel like the old, old one. Like, you know, a sport bezel with the numbers and shit. Yeah. I'm hoping. I mean, that's a dream watch. Milgauss with the bezel, you know? Yeah. But I bet the, you know, I texted the three people I know that have Milgausses and I was like, congratulations, you made a little money today. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think they're like, the cheapest we've seen is like nine grand. Yeah. And they really dropped in the last like four months. They were 12 grand forever. Now I just saw that mint one on HQ for 9,200. Yeah. And I think they'll go back to 12 in the next month and probably you're looking at 13, 15,000 and probably in the next two years, that'll be a, I'd say three years of the $20,000 watch, maybe. Yeah. And still. Oh, there's a lot of them out there. I still think it's a top five Rolex ever released. Green crystal, orange lightning bolt hand and those beard tic-tac colored markers. Yeah. It's the one watch that really bothers me that it doesn't look good on my wrist. Kills me. It kills me. It kills me, dude. It's just something about the shape of the case. It looks like baby hand wearing dad's watch and I hate it cause I love that watch so much and it looks stupid on me. And it makes me wanna cut my own arm off and buy someone else's. So I can just wear that watch. I would, that would be my one watch in the world. It's a masterpiece watch. And there's people that don't like it. It's very confusing to me. One thing about Rolex that I was thinking about this morning, the Milgauss being gone is with me, I'm always into the new, new, new. And here it is over a period of 12 hours. I've already fell in love with the Daytona, the new one. And so I'm like, well, yeah, that Milgauss is gonna be a classic now. But Rolex really seems to figure it out with me at least, how to be like, ah, fuck the old one, man. Look at the new one with the crown guard. That's what they did with the King, you know? Yeah, the new, even that 40 millimeter Explorer one is cool. Like that is kind of like, if we're being honest, like to me, that is the ultimate clean, big size sport watch. That's the best. Perfect. And I like that they kept it 36 for people like me. Yeah. Like it is, although dude, I don't know if you want to skip ahead, but that new perpetual with the rainbow dots on it. Oh, dude. I fucking love it. Masterful. Masterful. Dude, because it's, you know what it is? It's all the color dials from the other ones in one dial. That's what it is. I fucking love that watch. I call it the Gumball. Dude, it's so cool. Wacky is where, I mean, you and I have talked about this as you get older, like once you're past middle age, wacky watches kind of become the thing. You notice like older dude collectors, it all turns into like weird watches. Because you've had a Rolex, you've had whatever. Like that's where you start, you start looking at those Allen Silverstein ones. Like you want a weird cool watch. And dude, those two rainbow ones, the puzzle piece ones, those are cool. I love them. I think they're fun as shit. Like I think they're cool for men, for women. Like I would rock that bubble one all day. The puzzle one has become my all-time grail. Dude, the date, the date function with the piece design and stuff? Yeah, heart and love. And on the days, it cooks up like love. And it's all Brody Stevens watch, like positive, push and believe, you know? That's what I mean, man. It's like fun. There's something about it that's like, hey, you're rich and it's sort of stupid that you're buying this anyways. So have a good time. It's like early 2000s Louis Vuitton, when they first went rainbow. Oh, he has the gumball bags. Yeah, everyone was like rainbow. And then people went nuts. It's old, it's like Takashi Murakami, you know? That artist who like, he's the one who did the rainbow bags for Louis Vuitton. Like he kind of started that thing. And it's like that. And I do, that thing looks so rad. I'm glad it's not like gold. Because steel with that dial, dude, I wonder what that thing's gonna cost. I mean, we know it'll be expensive, but like I wonder if people will like it enough to where it's like really expensive. The puzzle one's only platinum. Whoa. Yeah, unfortunately, or else I would own it. That would just- Yeah, I like the bubble. I like the bubble one better. Yeah, yeah, the bubble one, well man, the bubble one, it's just straight gumball to me. It's so cool. And it comes in all the sizes, 31, 36, 39. Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing that I'm really dying to check out. They reshaped the Daytona body and the Explorer one body. And we're gonna get into this. The titanium yacht master is no longer that weird. The yacht master was that body that was kind of rounded. And now it's straight up a sub style body. Yeah, honestly, that watch is rad looking. The markers are too big. Like the new markers are very big on all the sport like the subs. But that titanium bracelet, I bet it's so light. And the fact that the, I have never loved the chunky bezel on a yacht master, but the fact that it's matte makes it look a lot better. That's a pretty sweet looking watch to be honest with me. I love that watch. I absolutely love it. It's 41, 42 millimeter, sorry. It's 42. Oh, it is? Yeah, it's 42. But it's gonna feel super light and not crazy. And, you know- What's it gonna cost? I wonder. It's like titanium. Do they up? That's always more. With titanium is more? Yeah, which is weird. Yeah. And here's the thing. They've got different case sizes now, man, which is really bizarre. So GMTs are still 40. Subs are 41. Yachtmasters are 42. And sky dwellers are 42. So it's all over the board. Explore is 40. You know, it's really wild to keep track. It's pretty strange to go from, with that Explorer to go from 39 to 40. Yeah. Like, why? Well, it's a new body. So that's what's really appealing, man. It's a total new body. If you look at the side view of it, it's so slim. Everybody's going slim. Tudor did it finally. Rolex, you know, with that, Air King, that's like the finest body they've made in a long time. Now they're just doing it with all of the line. Yeah. I mean, honestly though, if I'm gonna tell you what I think the best new thing is, that 1908 Perpetual, take all my money. I love it. Dude, that is such a home run to me. Fuck. A lot of power hand. Come on. Dude, the hands, the numbers, you get the nine and the three. Dude, that is the watch. If they made that in steel for like seven grand, because I'm sure the gold's gonna be like, it'll probably be a similar price point to the Cellini. So it'll be like 12, 13, 14, 15,000 bucks. But man, 39 millimeter. That watch is what's up. It's great. Now it's 1908. People are talking about it like, what's up with that? That's not when Rolex started. It started in 1905. 1908 is when he got the, I guess the patent or the, what do they call that? Where you own the name or whatever, whatever that is. Copyright, you own the trademark for Perpetual Rolex. Yeah, trademark. Cause before that, those would say Wilsdorf, whatever his name was. Yeah. But yeah, that's when Rolex, I think became Rolex. But man, that watch is killing me. It's grandpa and you and I are so into grandpa. That watch rules. It's incredible, dude. Oh, I love the over case back, the grandpa dial. The, like the kind of edge, the bezel, the kind of penny, what do they call that coin edge? Yeah. The bezel, like that watch is so sweet looking. Yeah, there's a lot of home runs, man. I know people are going to complain because there's nothing like, we didn't get a Coke. We didn't get a Coke. But hey, man, this green dial sky-dweller is a destroyer for me, man. Dude, no, no, no. The blue, green, gold one? Unbelievable. That is one of the nice, unwearable in public because you will get it up. But it is one of the nice, that watch is nice looking, dude. Sky-dweller robbery edition. The Grand Larsonie. Yeah, the Grand Larsonie. I want the lose a hand model. Dude, that sky-dweller with the blueish dial in rose gold is so red looking. Yeah. Dang, dude. That thing is bonkers. As soon as I saw it, I immediately went like this. Oh, the Russell Peters model. I went, oh, the Tom Segura. Yeah, it's totally the Russell Peters, man. It's beautiful. It's kind of Miami Vice. Me, just baller. Yeah, yeah. It's dude. It is so rad. That one is so rad. I'm honestly, though, that two-tone GMT, you know I love a dirty-ass two-tone on jubilee two-tone. That is a cocaine watch, man. Did you look at the bezels black and gray? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's red looking. That's a total Raider fan watch. Like, oh, hell yeah. Oh, no, that watch is for successful Latinos all day. That is a sweet looking watch. Like, that's a badass looking watch. Oh, yeah. Hold on before we go on. I got a sponsor here, HelloFresh. You've been dieting, Kev? What's going on? 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It's great that we're on this Zoom meeting right now, but the rest of it drives me insane. Yeah. All right, let's get into Tudor. Dude, there's some good shit in there. It's nuts, dude. It's nuts. The white dial GMT is awesome. Yep. That thing is awesome. That's, you know, if you follow old Rolexes forever ago, they made a white dial Pepsi GMT. There's very few of them. They made it for like an hour. And if they're worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they're insanely rare. A total of dream watch for us, man. Just white. And it's also, it's like kind of an off-white. It's a cool white, man. They really nailed it on this. Yeah, it's like pearlescent. So it's white, but it has like a silvery sheen to it. And yeah, that, I don't know. I wasn't sure what the size, but I guess it's probably 39, you think? It's the same. It's the Black Bay GMT. Nothing changed from last year, except for the dial color on that model. I really liked that other model with the blue dial. Oh yeah. Yeah. It comes in all the sizes. It comes in 31, 36 and 39. Yeah. I think that's a great watch. And in 36 and 39, that's a great watch. Well, there's the Black Bay 54, which is new, man, they're just riding the fuck out of this Black Bay name. But Black Bay 54 is a tribute to the first one they did in 1954. And it's 37 millimeter and it is fire, man. It's just that thing's 37 millimeters. Yeah, I call it the Kevin Christie. I was like, yeah. And it's got the slide glide, you know, adjustment on your wrist. It's like cool slide glide. And then it has the lockover clasp and it's 37. It just came out today and it's available this week right now. All the Tudors watches are available this week, which is rad. That's really smart, actually, because they're the only ones where you can actually go by them. Yeah, yeah. I wonder what that 37 costs. I think it was 3600 bucks, man. Come on. That is, that is a value. Yeah, it is unbelievable, you know, because I was thinking about it this morning. People hit me up all the time. What watch should I get? And the first thing I say is, well, what's your price point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you look at it to me, it would be that, that Ravel, you know, that I got that Tarnac Ravel for a thousand. And then next up would be Tudor Black Bay 54. If you're in the three grand. And then a little higher, you go Omega, Speedmaster. And after that, I would say the X4 140 millimeter. And those are right all under 10 grand and life for watches. Any of them that you got, you would wear them for life. Yeah, any of those watches, you're just going to strap on and you wear it every day. Yep, yep. And they're going to last forever. Also, if you're small, wristed, an old Datejust, you can still get them for around four grand. Thirty six millimeter either oyster or Jubilee in there. I mean, it's to me will always be the perfect watch. Like it's my favorite watch forever. But yeah, so it really does depend on what price range you're at under two grand. If you're small, wristed like me, there's a million old Omega's. There's great old IWCs. I'm a huge fan of old IWC now. They're a great value. You can get a gold one for under three grand. Like they're a rat. I also got a I have a tank, Cartier tank now. Yeah, if you're if you're old going full old man style, that's just a simple watch you can wear easily every day. But yeah, Tudor is to me, the fact that they've kept their price point down like that is cool because they could have raised it like everyone else in the world. I'm sure with inflation, they could have justified the cost. And that that watch could be five grand and we wouldn't even at five grand, we wouldn't even be complaining that much. Be like, yeah, it's more expensive, but it's still a really good value. Yeah, but at thirty six hundred. That's just yeah, as long as you could just wear it forever. Now, the Tudor that blows my mind. First of all, I always love the Black Bay, but the body was a little chunky for me and they slimmed the body down this year, went burgundy bezel, which blows my mind and they have a goddamn Jubilee band now. And that it's certified meta movement. This is a crushing Black Bay 58. This is the Grail 58 now to me. Yeah, and the solid end links like the whole thing is just again, it's like that perfect, durable sport watch where you just bump it in. You hit the wall, you bump it into your car like it doesn't matter. It's just like a super durable. It gets better with age. This like it looks cooler as you scratch it up like just wear it to wear it to death. You know, the body is slim now, man. They're really like they're killing it and that Jubilee band, they got Jubilees all over their watches this year. And man, they look great. Yeah. And if you've never had a watch with a Jubilee bracelet, like they fit better. They just they hug your wrist better. So they're just a more comfortable wear. They do rip the hair out of your arms. You get used to it. Not only once, then the hair is gone for a while. Yeah, it shaves your arm once and then you're fine. Yeah, Tudor is amazing, man. Every year we just love them and they're slowly just kind of creeping. I think it's they're just slow as Rolex turns into kind of a very high end company. Tudor is just slowly creeping up as the sport watch alternative. That's a good good value. Like it's becoming what Rolex was in the 90s up until about 2010. You know, where things started to get weird. I mean, honestly, things started to get weird with the Milgauss. The Milgauss to me. Oh, six. So you're talking 2006 to whatever. Like that first one was like the one you couldn't get up until that point. There wasn't a watch that was that hard to get even Daytona's. You could pretty much get him in from an authorized dealer. It wasn't a huge waiting list, but it was that that green crystal Milgauss that changed their company as far as availability. And since then, it's just gotten kind of like, you know, harder and harder. And then people start stealing them. But Tudor just slowly creeps up as this company that just is making, you know, watches that are simple and not super out of your price range and are to me worth the money. You know, yeah. And then, you know, just four or five, six months ago, they dropped that titanium 39 millimeter polagos. And that is just a mind boggling watch to me. Got the original square markers that I love and titanium. And that squared off hand, like it's. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, man. So, you know, I'm really fired up to see that Black Bay 58 with the jubilee and burgundy band. I really, I really like that watch a lot, man. And just to. Yeah, was the 54 that's 37 millimeters. Is that the one you sent me? The Lady Gaga I was wearing. No, no, no, this just came out today. So she was wearing that nine to five, the sterling silver model, which is, you know, that one. What's the bezel on the 37 millimeter one? It's black. OK, OK, so it looks like the Black Bay 58, but smaller. Black Bay 58, but 37 millimeter and and just kind of a swimmer body and everything. Does it still have the rivets on the side of the bracelet? Oh, you know what? That's a good question. I didn't notice that. I'll have to look, but you get you can get two bands with it. You know, you can get the call. Yeah, that's a good question, man. Hold on, let me see. I kind of don't. I've never really loved the rivets on the side of the bracelet. Yeah, a lot of people hate that. You know what I always say? You never, ever, ever see it. Yeah, it's it seems like the kind of thing you you stop noticing. Oh, yeah, absolutely. OK, so here we go. Let me look. God damn. So this burgundy dude with the Jubilee band just crushes me. Yeah, so here we go. Black Bay 54. I'll tell you right now. God, it's really nice. It's it's 3850 on the state on the band. It does have the rivets. It's a guilt dial, which is fucking insane. For those of you listening, guilt dials seem like a thing you don't care about. But man, that little bit of gold is nice looking. It's unbelievable. And then, you know, they change the. The longhand, it's like I think they call it a pencil. It's like long and cool. It goes all the way to the minute track. Yeah, it'd be funny if on the website it said we change the longhand. Now it's long and cool. I'm telling you, Kev, this really is a watch for you, man. Thirty millimeter. Well, that's like, you know, the original subs, the first submariners were 36 millimeters, right? Fifty five, oh, eight. They weren't huge upon Newman Daytona's 36 millimeters. The new Black Bay meta is 4450. It's with the Jubilee band. That's a damn good deal, man. Yeah, you know, oh, God. And the body, you can tell the body is just so much slimmer. I saw some guys messing with it on YouTube. And, you know, they didn't want to trash it too much. Like the old ones are hamburgers. And they're like, ooh, nice, nice, slimmer body. Yeah, I mean, a slim, that's the one thing. Tutors can be a little tall. So anything to make them a little shorter as far as how they sit on top of your wrist. But again, at 37 millimeters, it doesn't matter if it's a little tall because it's not a huge watch to begin with. Well, it's really to me, it's if you're at 39, 40, 41 millimeters or 42 millimeters, that's where the height of the watch starts to get noticeable because it's already a large case, you know. Yeah, the 37 is a slim, slim case. Wait till you see it, dude, it's not. It's just like a vintage watch straight up. That's what it looks like. Yeah, dude, the new Patex are insane looking. Well, first of all, I absolutely fell off the couch when I saw that awkward knot. The brown one. No, it's gray. Look at this. Check it out. It is. OK, let me get this. It is the greatest watch I've ever seen. It's rose gold and gray, and it's got a moon fucking phase. Right. Where's that? You said to me. Yeah, here. OK, here. Coming up. I'll send it to you again. Oh, hold on. I went to the I went to the website. Hold on. OK, so go to new watches. Oh, dang. Dude, dude. Holy shit. Look at the color of that watch. It's blue, gray. It's blue, gray, dude. One of my favorite colors ever. And then look at the dial. Whoa. What? What is that thing going to cost 200 grand? It's got to be a fortune. So you've got the the month, the day and then the date and a moon phase. And for some magic way, the dial does not look busy. No, they kind of that looks that's a pretty well balanced dial, which, you know, I've had a big problem with modern Patek dials. They look kind of messy, messy to me. Right. But if you go up this fifty nine twenty four G is a mess. Right. There's a lot of dials that just have too much. They're too stacked up. But like that one, they did a nice job on that. Dude, that watch destroys me. I don't even mind the rubber band and I hate rubber bands. Oh, that's my favorite part about it, but that brown chronograph one below it, though, is the fifty nine sixty eight R01. Oh, no, that's sick. Come on. That was good. And that's the impossible one to get that they made in steel with the orange band and the orange hand. Yeah, absolutely impossible. But do look at that rose gold aquanaut, man. I mean, get a get a look at that dial, man. It looks like an owl. You know, that thing hunkers. And honestly, the reality of trying to print type on that waffle dial is no joke. It's it's just fucking magical. I mean, I love moon phase, dude. I love moon phase, both of you and I love moon phase. And this, I mean, if you look at just the picture of the watch from a distance, the moon phase looks like some Egypt, you know, like Egyptian thing, like an eye. Yeah, yeah, it's wild. He's one on top, though. The sixty three hundred G.R. is insane looking. Hold on, let me get here. Hold up. Oh, yeah. The super grand complications. Like there's so many buttons on the side of the case. It must be like a minute repeater, like it's moon phase. Minute repeater chronograph. Like there's another button in the main crown. Like it looks like a Patek fuck the G shock. It's insane. It is like a Patek fuck the G shock. That end link attack. That thing is I don't do. I get that for someone, this is going to be their dream watch. That thing is insane looking. It looks like a transformer. Dude, it looks like a dragon somehow. Dude, if one of those buttons doesn't shoot out tear gas, I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed. It's a grenade. Dude, that thing is so. What about the fifty three thirty one Tommy Bahama model? Oh, yeah. With the fucking boat going down the river. Dude, with the Swiss flag. Here's the truth. That's the first Patek I ever saw. What was one of those world times back in the day? We're talking 25 years ago and I was like, what's a Patek Philippe? So I love I always love I love a world time because I just love all the names. I mean, I love old ones because you get cities that aren't there anymore. Yeah, that's cool. But yeah, I mean this case is too thick, but it's probably I think those buttons on the side. And it's a minute repeater. I think it's a thing is nuts. It's got a fucking boat going down the river, man. It also has a coin head. These things are crazy. They are crazy. They you see that, you know, remember that one they made last year for the opening of their new store, whatever it was that limited edition one, the six thousand seven G. Yeah. Well, they made that member. It was a limited edition last year just for a shop or their new factory or whatever it was that it was so they make it now in three colors. And I like that watch, man. It doesn't bother me now. I don't know, man. It's giving me Macy's. I think it's like, yeah, I know. It's just there's two that that checkerboard dial thing is just a bit much. Like there's there's like six minute tracks. You get a minute track and another then another line, then the numbers, then another minute track, then you have this this like checkerboard thing. It's just there's a lot happening. I know, you know, it's true, too, because it does look like a like a yellow. One's the best one, I think. Yeah. Oh, yeah, totally. The second hand, the yellow second hand is cool. It's tough because if you were going to get a patek, no way would you want that? You want the fucking you want the fifty seven eleven or you want the awkward one. This is the one. This is probably the cheapest one. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, but I'm probably thirty grand. Yeah, it's probably thirty thousand bucks, thirty five thousand bucks, which is, you know, the price of a car. But if you're looking to buy a patek, that's like normal price for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's those chronographs above it. The fifty nine twenty four G they are awful. Dude, that is like they are a grandfather clock shit. Dude, that is a Swiss army watch. So just by the way, no disrespect to a Swiss army watch. Just go buy one of those. Yeah, this thing really costs one hundred and fifty grand, and it's a mess. It is straight up Swiss army, man. You're so right. It's crazy. It's meat, uh, Shinola, you know, or it's a mess. Dude, it's really just got awful. Even I'm sorry, that fifteen and five is a mess, too. I don't care. I don't care what anyone thinks of my opinion. That thing. I mean, bottom line, that fifty two sixty one Aquanaut moon phase is the greatest watch I've seen in a long, long time. Dude, and the fifty nine sixty eight, that thing's a beast. Hundred hundred percent, man. Hundred percent. And you know what? They still have five of the greatest watches to me. The green hand grenade, white gold, Aquanaut, still a dream watch for me. This this new this Aquanaut right here, as my mom would say, rest in peace when I win the lottery. I'm walking into fucking pad tech and going, dude, just get me this watch. I'll fucking buy you a car on the side. I won't tell. And, you know, because that thing is mind boggling to me. If they made that thing and steal, it would be a million dollar watch. Yeah. I mean, if you're speaking of steel, should we look at some of these APs? Oh, God, yeah, let's do it. Talk about unbiable. Oh, yeah. First of all, I look at the APs and I just go like I'll never. AP has so much great shit right now, but they're all one body. They're all the fucking sick, you know, the 15202, you know. Well, all the other ones. I mean, this Royal Oak concept is crazy looking. I don't mind it. It's cool. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love that thing. I think I don't whatever reason. I don't mind when a company like AP goes like full space, like full outer space, carbon. You can see everything. It's just insane looking like I don't mind that. Like I think Pharrell has one of these. Yeah, the carbon ones. They're cool looking because it's like full like Darth Vader watch. And if you're insanely rich, it's a cool watch because it looks good with like casual clothes and stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that one. I got the thirty seven. The thirty seven Royal Oaks with the turquoise dial. Oh, yeah. Come on. That I mean, that's such a nice size. Yeah, that's that's although this all black one, the all black. It's unreal. That's going to be that's going to be a really, really hard watch to get. Did that all black offshore blows my mind? Every every famous European soccer player, every NBA player, like every Formula One driver, like that is going to be the watch. Every really, really rich athlete in the world wants. John Mayer on the summer dead, dead in code tour. He's got them for sure on if he's going to 11. Fifty Nines are terrible. The what's what? The code eleven fifty nine. Oh, that thing's terrible. Also, if I'm buying a minute repeater watch, I don't want a fabric. Like the hell are you doing? Yeah. What are you talking about? This is a zillion dollar watch and you're putting on like a fucking like a aftermarket band. Yeah. And the one above it, the other eleven fifty nine, like I it's OK. It's in steel, but like the way those I don't. I don't like the the the lugs where there's like a hole. They're just going too hard here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that dial, that dial looks like a mall dial. Yeah, you know, these dudes, it's like they just do too much. It's almost like they know that they're known for two body shapes. Yeah. And then they go, well, let's just try to get people in the store with other taste. And I get it. Like if you don't like that royal oak shape, you would never go to AP. But now they're throwing stuff out that maybe some weirdo would be like, I like the star wheel. You know, to me, this is just like the watch they make you buy to get on the list. That's exactly what that also. I don't want a big old open screw on the side of the lug. It just looks like a thing that's going to get loose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like it's I get that they're trying to be aggressive with the design. But I think, you know, to me, the best alternative to a shape as unique as like the offshore is like a really simple watch like that Rolex 1908. Right. That's the alternative. It's not like an insanely techie looking version of a dress watch. Oh, that's what I say, man. Like AP could make some style and grandpa watch. Well, they have, if you look back at their old ones, their old dress watches are beautiful. Like old APs are great looking like the old moon phases and the old, you know, the old dress watches they make are crazy and they're really nice looking. Like, I don't understand why they don't just have like the AP Royals, all that craziness and then like a heritage line that just feels like the old because they have APS rad movements. Like they're on the level of Patak and and and, you know, JLC as far as like quality of movements and stuff. So like, I don't know why they don't just make a simple kind of heritage dress watch line. It's not so like wild. I tell you what, the purple 37 millimeter tour bill, tour balon is pretty rad. That is that that watch right there is so incredible to me right there. And I'm curious to what the rationale is would be for the 37 millimeters because it's like it's like a beefy size for for a woman and or for a dude like my size, you know, it's kind of like perfect size for me. I like are these are do they still make the 40 the 41 size? Yeah, they still make the 39. I thought it went up to 41 now. No, on the 16202, which is the replacement of the 15202. So they still they make 37, 39 and 41. OK, OK, so they they make all three and the and the most popular is the 39, you know. Yeah, that's. But this 37, the thing is with these 37s, they won't look 37 because their angle, they're cut so they look like a good size watch. It won't look small. Yeah, I mean, that like that watch and steel just like so black dial or silver dial 37. I did. I'd love to have that watch. I, you know, I just don't ever, ever know there would be no way I'll ever be able to get a 16202 or any of these watches because they just out of all of the companies, I don't know anybody at these AP ever. Yeah, I don't even think it's like it's not a thing where you can even get hooked up. Like now you got it is a money thing where you got to be spending and a really wild amount of money in their boutiques. Probably I mean, let's be honest, it's probably over a million a year. Yeah, like you got to be spending around a million a year. So you're a person that's buying jewelry. You're buying watches from them. You're buying cufflinks and shit. Like to spend a million dollars a year at AP, you'd have to go in there like once a month. You know what I mean? Like you got to go think about that. You got to go in there once a month and spend about 100 grand. Like that's pretty crazy even for like someone who's a multi, multi, multi-millionaire. Say you're a billionaire and you're down to do that. That's still kind of like a chore. Like, oh, I got to go to AP and buy something I don't need for 100 grand today so I can get a 15, 202 or whatever. Yeah, it comes down to the lunacy. It was like Omega when I wanted the Snoopy. And then the girl pulled me aside and she said, look, I'll tell you this. I've seen people able to get the Snoopy right away once they spend around 80 grand. And I'm like, well, that's impossible to spend 80 grand in Omega. Even if you get the gold moonshine Speedmaster and then you would have to buy like eight fucking watches and you're still not at 80 grand, you're better off buying a Snoopy for 22 grand now which is 12 grand more and you save fucking 60 grand. I mean, you can get a 39 millimeter AP for probably 60 grand, right? Yep. And so you can spend a million to get it at retail for 25 or whatever it is. Yeah. You can just spend 60 and you saved yourself $940,000. It's so true. Once you start looking at it, you're like, well, I never spend over retail. I'll just keep buying stuff in the store until they reward me with the, you know, they're not rewarding you with anything. You're still buying the watch that you're buying. Yeah. And there's no way they don't keep track of these people like say you're buying a million dollars worth of not 1520s and you're like, I'll just sell them. You don't think they're gonna notice? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And also like you said, and I said, man, it's just better just to spend the extra money and not have a fucking house full of junk you're never gonna wear. Yeah. I mean, these watches are for a very specific person at a very specific income level. Yeah. They have everything else. A Rolex isn't interesting to them. Not at all. A certain level of cars no longer interesting. And it's not because they're like snooty. They just have it all. They've had it. They've had a Daytona. They've had a GMT. They've had all the watches. And they're like, no, I want the AP. I want the rad. I want the one that's hard to get. That's the watch I want. Yeah. And so you're like, okay, man, you're gonna spend a grip, but they have a grip. So who cares? Yep. Did you see John Wick just wore a simple sub on the red carpet? No. It's just cool. Just a new ceramic sub. He's just out there like, this is what I wear. I think that's the watch that celebrities get as gifts now. Yeah. Yeah. Probably in a bag, right? Yeah. They're just like, hey, thanks for doing the movie. Congratulations. I love that guy, man. Cause he's a billionaire, but he just rolls around and just like normal hanging out with people, talking to people on the street. No entourage, no bodyguards. A sub. Just a cool triumph. Is this gonna make... He's the reason I wanted a triumph. I was like, Keanu Reeves is cool. He's got a triumph. I actually did triumph. Yeah. Yeah. He just seems like a mellow dude. I think this is the year that I will have a Grand Seiko, which is another incredible watch in the under $7,500 range for people. I did know a lot about Grand Seiko for years. I know Kia at Self Edge worshiped them. Kevin also loved them. And they are the watch for true watch dorks. Yeah. They are not even for normal watch dorks. It is the watch dork watch dork watch because the accuracy is bananas. And in the last four months, they put out some watches that have just blown my mind, including that limited edition one they just put out that was like the black ceramic, like, oh my God, this thing. Kevin and I went and looked at it and it was incredible. But they also the size we tried them on. And what's crazy is their 40 millimeter watch wears like it's 37, 38, like it wears completely different. And the guy at the boutique who I loved, he was like, forget about numbers. Like don't you're going to, I'm going to tell you it's 40 and you're going to be like, oh, that's too big. You put it on the way they've designed it. It fits perfect. Doesn't feel big. And for me, I care so much about accuracy. Like I can't stand when a watch loses more than 10 seconds a day. Because look, these watches are really expensive. I don't know we're talking like 3,500 is a deal. It's still quite a bit of money, right? A lot of money. So I don't want to spend over $1,000 on something that loses time. Are you insane? Then what's the point? So for grand seco's are wildly accurate. Probably the most accurate mass produced watch in the world, I think. And they're sweet looking. You're not going to get robbed. And among watch dorks, when I see a dude with a grand seco, it's like, oh, that guy cares about the parts of watchmaking that I think are important. Accuracy, clean design, durability, value. It's a perfect watch to me. Smoking dials. Yeah. Smoking. We're cool patterns, cool color options. A lot of different kinds of dials, a lot of different shapes. Because after we went to that boutique, I went online and looked at them. There's a ton of them on like Chrono 24. You can get them in the high 2000s, 3000s. There's dress watch shapes, sport watch shape. They're rad. Grand seco's are rad. Yeah. And Kevin and I went and I looked at one. It was $6,500. And he immediately went on Chrono 24 and found them for five grand brand new. So definitely look at Chrono if you're into it. Interesting, incredible looking dials. They've got a pink one coming out. Somebody called it like Strawberry Shortcake or something. But that's the one I want to get. It's a classic automatic, like that one. I like the green one, but it's a pink dial. It's brand new and it looks insane. And I love rock and pink. I don't care what people think. It pink, turquoise, great stuff. I think to me, grand seco's are, if you're looking for a value and Tudor and Omega are just a little too sport kind of bro-y, a little too beefy, like check out my beefy watch. Grand seco's the perfect watch for you. Absolutely. Like it's perfectly styled. And man, what a value. When you're talking about the quality of the movement, holy shit, man. Yeah. And I like that they're all just slightly different. Like when you go to a boutique, you're like, oh, that one has a blue hand. It's just like little tiny subtleties in the dials and stuff like that. I love them, man. And last but not least, Omega doesn't take part in watches and wonders. They kind of just released their own watches on Instagram these days. And so there was nothing that I know of from Omega. I didn't see anything. I better check real quick before people go, what are you, an idiot? They released this, but six limited edition Speedmasters. Yeah, I know. Now, Omega has definitely become, here we go. So let me look, has become my favorite in the last five years. And I just absolutely love the Speedmaster. So yeah, there's nothing here on it. And I still think that the moonshine gold is the greatest Speedmaster gold watch I've seen. And the greatest gold watch I've seen in a long time. It's just really cool. And of course their Speedmaster that they updated a couple of years ago that everybody was complaining about the sharp edges. I don't hear anything about that anymore. The Sharpie, I called it. And I put one of those on a couple of weeks ago and it's just mind blowing how great the new Speedmaster is. I put it on, I was like, wow, do you go Heselite? Do you go crystal? Crystal has the open case back. So, you know, you're never gonna go wrong with a- Master is a great watch and it's not heavy. That's what I like about it. It's lightweight. Yep. It's just, if you don't wanna wear a Rolex, if you find Rolex, just feel like a little cheesy, but you wanna watch that has some history to it. Omega's are great. I've loved Omega's my whole life. So long as I've liked watches, Speedmaster was the first watch I ever bought. If you want a really historic watch, you can still get a 321 Speedmaster, an old one for around 10 grand, which that's the same watch. They're just Omega rules, man. I love, and especially as I get older now and I want kind of weirder watches, you know? So 70s Omega's, they made some wild shit. They made some wild case shapes and there's a lot of cool, weird stuff, you know? I'm waiting for that reissue of the square one that I see. Yeah, the 1045 or whatever it is. I separate the number of it. Yeah, they just call it the Speedmaster TV because it's shaped like a 1970s TV. It's crazy. They're cool, man. If you want like, as I get, as I noticed that like my style and your style, it's basically turned into a weird watch with a couple bracelets, right? Yeah, yeah. You get like a fabric, friendship bracelet look and then some beads and then you got a weird watch and you're like, hey, I'm a cool old guy. Are you? I don't know. It doesn't matter, but we're all gonna die. So have fun. That's what I liked about this year as far as new watches. It's stuff that's just kind of like fun. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you this stuff. I just think it's like the world's still in shambles. So where's something a little fun because time's running out, people. What watch do you want on your wrist when you die? Yeah, like when you see that flash of light and you're like, oh, it's the actual apocalypse. Do you want to look down at like some rainbow bubbles and be like, man, this is funny? Yeah, the nuclear bomb drop and you just look at your watch and smile. I got the grail. Yeah. So yeah, I like that. There's a lot of just kind of like wackiness going on. All right, I got any shows coming up. What do you got? Well, I didn't call in for spots this week because I think I'm sick. So I'm going to wait. That's right. OK, I'm going to be in Las Vegas next week, the third through the ninth at the Comedy Cellar in the Rio. Also, I'll be in Austin, Texas with Bill Burr, the MotoGP and we're doing an arena out there. I don't know what it is. And then Santa Rosa just got added. They'll be on my website. Santa Rosa, I'm doing a show. So those are some of the shows. Santa Rosa has a venue. It's just open, man. And we're my mom lived. That's a weird place. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Santa Rosa is definitely fucking. I played a lot of rock and roll in Santa Rosa. You know? No, yeah. I spent so much time there. And I just I can't I don't know what that vibe is. I don't understand what Santa Rosa is doing. It seemed it's a very pretty place. It's beautiful. Everyone's very nice. But I do not understand the energy there. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's liberal, conservative. It's just quiet and there's green rolling hills. I'm here. There's a lot of crime now. So it's the opposite. Oh, really? Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. I don't know. We'll see. But Santa Rosa will be up there. And then all my merch, Dindalray.com. I have the new tree hats that are out. Yeah, here's one right here. The tree. It's a tree hat. Aaron Drapplin and I co-habbed on this. It fucking came out great. Hit me on that. Dindalray.com. And great to see you, Kev. And I guess that's about it. Oh, Standard and Strange. Episode's brought to you by standardandstrange.com. My one stop clothing shop. Kevin's been there. He's been to the Berkeley one. And they got great denim. Just got a cardigan sweater there. I'm getting into the old man phase. Cardigan sweater. Welcome. I'll be honest. And I have Marcel Convouch for this. I'm jealous of that cardigan. Ah, I put it on. Very jealous of that cardigan. I put it on. I took a picture. I said it to Kevin. He goes, if you don't buy that, I'm buying that. It's so good. That thing is an old man. The color is great. Yeah. Again, in much the same way I was ahead of the curve on NASCAR shirts, you couldn't find cardigans three years ago. And now they're everywhere. You're welcome. Yeah. Absolutely. Men with chili arms. Yeah. Anyway, great seeing you, buddy. And follow Kevin Christie on Instagram. Check out his comedy and his art. He's an incredible painter. And hit me, Dean Delray, on Instagram. And thanks, guys. Oh, and also I got a bunch of new comedy videos up. 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