 YouTube, what's up man, week five. Four and all, man. We're gonna go with the, let's go with the current color rushes with the cheese. Man, I'm playing the Colts now. Try to stay undefeated. Great news though. In my upgrade, my training this week, me call Harbin got a point of speed. So now he has 97 speed. I have 99 speed, Tyree kill, 97 speed, me call Harbin. Absolute goons for me. You know what I'm saying? But if you like this video, hit the like button. Subscribers of the YouTube channel. I appreciate y'all's support. I hope y'all get behind my chief's team like y'all did my Eagles Big Strap team. But for me, the biggest deal is just you can watch these games live. Twitch.tv slash dub dot, man. And we send this week every two weeks. Chat let me know, is the game too high? Is the game, what's our levels look? Already week five, Cody, we rolling, man. My homes, no, my homes, my homes can't be Big Strap Tim. Ain't nobody, nobody gonna replace Big Strap. But my homes is different, different. You know what I mean? He's a different type of Big Strap. Me call Harbin, gonna get a kick return the first time he touches the ball after the speed. Always wanna get tackled right away. Hey, Lord, we trying, we trying. Trying to get to see if him's popping, man. What else do you guys wanna see? I'm asking you to see if I'm really the most popping thing, huh? Oh, my little stuff all over the place right now. Almost didn't see that check. Am I asked for that? Sometimes people are like, oh, how you missed that, man? So you gonna be ready for somebody to run commit? Like, never ready for that. She gotta take advantage of it, though. Gotta take advantage of it, Chad. Tim, Clef don't want that word for real, for real. You don't want that word for real, for real, Chad. Yeah, Trey ball, we in the custom. We in the custom. Little bit of bunch, a little bit of wide trips. Little bit of tight offset, obviously. I'm gonna see what man comes out here in. Clef got the Seahawks, so that's, I mean, that's gonna be a tough inside zone, first play. He audible already. Oh, we went RPO first play. Oh, man, it's gonna be a long game, RPO first play. Stop that Tim, stop that. Squads? Chow, am I lying? Chow, am I lying? It was bad, I heard it was extra bad. You know, I ain't see it all, but I heard it was bad, bad. Oh, Thorn Huckle got it. It'd be two, Chow, it'd be two pieces of meat, man. There's too many bodies over there, kiddo. There's too many bodies over there. Chow, we not gonna act like you ain't one of those, like you not a hyena. Chow, I would never, I hate this game, dude. Like, Chow, oh yeah, you did dip early. But like, do y'all, do you see that? Like, why do the zones chase the quarterback, man? Like, the right stick should be one person, right, Chow? That's why we go to get Tyree Hill off. It should be one person, if I click it again, I'll get two people, if I click it again, I get three. You know what I mean? That's the one thing that has never been in the game, but this year it got bad. Yeah, I got a line of your free agency, Chow. No, just one click, it's like they all start running after the ball, like, it's kind of nuts, actually. Uh-oh, we got the Zooka. We got the Zooka, boys. Man, get some Merry Christmas, man. I hope you had a good day, man. Just cooking some dots right now. I'm just cooking some dots. Damn, I made a bad read right there. My Jones, let me hit my coffee and then we sipping. How about that? You know what I'm saying? What y'all drinking tonight? What do you guys drink on Christmas? Are you guys eggnog people, whiskey? Like, what, just go straight brews? What's the move on a Christmas time vibe? That's what I want to know. Holmes is just... I really have been questioning, like, playing with my homes, watching, like, Skimbo play, seeing how he plays, and watching how pastors play, and like, even throwing, like, how he run wide trips or a tight offset, or that guy. It wouldn't gotta be me on Weekend League, too, like, rolling out to the right. I've always been a rollout to the left guy because of Vic. But this offense, the running back's on the right. Normally, the running back is your best, like, pass protector to, like, pick up these blitzes. And the fact that I'm rolling away from my best pass protector is, it's kind of bothering me, really, that maybe this isn't the best way to play, and I'm super late on that. Like, I do think, um, tight offset is good. But defense there, boys, good defense there, boys. Worth down, what's she gonna do? Play it, no huddle me? Don't lose the game right here, buddy. Don't lose the game right here. It is, it speaks, speaks easy! Speaks easy! Why don't you, big fella? Speaks easy! It's my glitchy young boy, Speaks easy. Real, what's up, buddy? Droid, play it, play it, pimp the pimp. I don't think you'll get it. That was a bad call, that was a bad call, you never just play a game by then, that was a bad call, that was it right there. That was the bad call right there. Me cold! That's another thing I was never really that good at, this shit was getting that scene patch, man. I say that like, the year's over, like, I got two weeks to get, hopefully in the top 20 in DC, but I do realize a lot of things I, a lot of things I didn't catch up on earlier in the year. Yeah, bro, you poppin'? You want to burst me? Cool, cool, I mean, you know? They fucked around and gave me the chiefs, just, that's bad. Oh my God! No, man, no, I can't give up 75 yards rushing! There it is, one player. I missed that hit stick, dude. I'm sure he was just wrapping up for eight yards. Damn, man, Frank Clark could get his development higher if I got like two sacks with him or something. Frank Clark, bro, I gotta start running through four to second half of this game. Damn, man, that's sick, man. I wanted to go on top of Tyreek, we can put that deep blue. What a loser puts a deep blue in the middle linebacker, man. If I had more space on the field, we definitely would have won on top. I have Bo and Vic, so we definitely rockin' tryin' to rock some mud a little bit later. No showin' tellin' ya, that's my next purchase. I shoulda grabbed, it was dumb, I shoulda grabbed Shawn over Bo Jackson, I got Eric Dickerson, I just wanted to try Bo. Hell, and I had the chiefs, bro. We got the chiefs, bro. He eat better than the sixes? Stop it, Fleet Buster. Dude, y'all just isn't here sayin' anything now, huh? All right, so the run works, because I played the RPO. Oh, he's an autobone? I don't see an autobone, too. Oh, a little gun bunch, drinkin' the punch? Badger! I never won a 5'8 player, bro. Never won a 5'8 player in my life, dude. Never won a 5'8 player in my life, yeah. Let's start runnin' some three-fold. Hopefully get Frank Clark some sacks here. Little Speaks on the outside, too. There's one. Let's go. Frank Clark, one more sack, boys. Speaks easy! We can get another sack for Frank. Speaks easy! Bro, I can't lie, Christmas kinda ass with no kids, though. I think it's time for some kiddos, boys. I think it's time for some young buckaroonies. Good block, runnin' back. I mean, me called Hardman's when I have a game of his life. Yeah, like, honestly, like, I'd just be with my mom, my sister, and like, I see my pop, it's like, that's it. You know, I don't really have no niece, no nephews, no, like, baby cousins, really, like. Christmas is like, all right, good to hang out with y'all for the day, let's eat some food, that's all. I did change the dawn motion last year, but should I put Slinger One or whatever? Let's go Badger. I gotta get Frank Clark these sacks, though. Right at that guy, huh. He took off. And Kelsey, they might only have like a mesh poster. Anything in this playbook? Yeah, we got, oh, here it is, okay. I mean, listen, we gotta get Frank Clark some sacks, bro, that's what we need, Chet. Well, I'm already Merry Christmas, man. I hope you had a good day, my guy. Yes, this is what it would look like if I played against you, 1,000%. Where's Frank Clark? Oh, Frank Clark came free right there, boys. Frank Clark, I gotta get him free though. Diving my end zone, you fuckin' herb. Oh my God, man, see, I was gonna take it easy. I was gonna take it easy, but you know. Now we goin' for 100, Chet. Now we goin' for 100. I was feeling like the bad guy. Fuck, the three people get at me like that. Holy shit, man. I got interception on my record. God damn it, come on, man. Man flows it, man, Christmas. Felt like I shoulda had one of those, Chet. Felt like I shoulda had one of those, Chet. Felt like I shoulda had one of those, Tuddy's, Chet. Felt like I shoulda had one. God damn, I just want this sack for freakin' Frank Clark so bad right now. I'ma get one in this watch, I'ma get one. Just keep playin' this defense here, we gon' get one. So my man, real with the sub, man. Thank you, I appreciate it. Merry Christmas, man. Let's keep it rollin', boys. As you should, that's all you gotta do. Real, just stay at it, man. Draft pool, they told me the draft pool was poppin'. I'ma go check it out. I mean, I gotta just try to bomb him again, man. I swear he's gon' give it to me. I mean, you know. See Shabbo, see Shabbo with the sub, man. Thank you, bro. Put some mannies in the chat for Shabbo. Let's keep it rollin', man. Merry Christmas, man. We can touch that 652 Knight. What we sippin' on, chat? Pen Rock. Got the great goose behind me. Patron. Let's see if that was the jam, bro. Let's get him. This shit, boys, this shit. I just need Frank Clark to get another sack here, boys. He gon' get it. He's in the containers. Kid is gon' back into him. That mad man, too. This, this not, there he goes, there he goes, right there. Here he goes. Yeah, superstar! Told you it was gon' happen. Told y'all. Crown vanilla? Not bad. I just threw out a big apple syrup that I just had. Making a pro bowl in this game alone, boys. We making a pro bowl in this game alone. Yeah, of course not, not yet. Not yet. Not an average, not a vegetarian, man, what the heck? It's cause he dove in my end zone. I woulda ran the clock out, but he dove in my end zone. What should I know which way? Actually, I can't control that, I think. If I crash him left, maybe it'll shed left. Lucas, did I run come in right there, man? Lucas, I told you he dove in my end zone. I didn't like that. I can't hit 100, though. Man, he gives up another bond. It's already a kill, bro. God bless this poor kid. Boy, he gotta go cover for it, right? Damn it, I feel like I had no velocity on that one, boys. Fuck, I had no velocity on that one. Yeah, trade ball all week this week, man. Make sure y'all hit those notifications. I wanted that bomb to tie rigged. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me pull, you gotta touch that. Oh, I had a tie rigged. I hate this game for that, man. I gotta learn how to block that better. All right, let's score a touchdown real quick here, chat. Y'all liked it, y'all liked it, y'all liked it. Y'all liked it, y'all liked it. It looked good. Lean, my God, Merry Christmas, man. How you make y'all today? Kelsey, you was the only one not to get one, kid. You was the only one not to get one. You was the only one not to, oh, Kelsey got two tutties, never mind. That's all you can do. Lean, you hear me? Man, 80's a nice possibility, but we're good tackle, kid. Still saying, well, it depends on how he play, really. Lucas is a defensive player of the year. Lucas might be defensive player of the year this game. I'ma use my timeouts, bro. He dove in my end zone. He dove in my end zone, we're using the timeouts, boys. Let's go, kids. God, my homes is slow once he crosses that line, man. My homes is slow once he crosses that line, man. My homes is definitely not Michael Vick. When he crosses that line, boys. I feel like I got boxed right there. I think it boxed. I know everybody is open chat. You know I'm looking for the bomb. Oh! I mean, this is the type of game you have to have. I need to get 100 rushing yards with my homes, bro. I need to get 100 rushing yards with my homes. That's the only goal now. Let's go Speaks Easy. Let's go Speaks Easy. Speaks Easy. Three sacks for Speaks Easy, man. Three sacks for the Easy, man. Who's that? Go get him, Thornhill. Go get him, Thornhill. Go get him. Speaks is tough, man. Y'all told me Speaks was tough. I had to grab Speaks. Probably both Jax and Sparky. I don't know, but Eric Dickerson was tough. All right, we gotta put a pump return on the board. Oh, he got off that block a little bit. Jesus. Probably got outside. Jesus. Got one. I mean, I'll be honest. The Colts really don't have the speed to keep up with Tyreek right now. The Colts don't have the speed to keep up with Mr. Tyreek Hill. Yeah, this is bad right now. This is a bad matchup, though. This is a bad matchup. Nope, we called timeout. Okay. My man J.B. Raider with a sub, man. Yeah, this dude has, that's what I'm saying. The Childers do got no shot in this game. Like he has no shot. You know what I mean? Like it's just, shit is cooked. Come on, bro. Like this is why I blow these fucking kids out, man. No mercy. I would never have no mercy for any of these fucking kids in the CFM. We want to go another four seconds so you quick snap another inside zone. Fucking kidding me, bro. Really? Really? Yeah, get your fucking Naim Hines fucking XP up, bro. Take this shit to the end of the game. I was 77 or 14. Aw, man. Why am I trying to hear this shit? That's why I was coach slamming the clipboard now. Good game, though, man. So you don't understand, man. This grinds my gears. It grinds my gears. I mean, we have five, I feel like I have more than 559 passing yards. Don't I feel like I have more than 559 passing yards? I feel like I had a thousand passing yards. I feel like I caught 1,600 bombs that game. Am I wrong? I mean, I had 583. My home's at 91 yards rushing. Let's get it. Whatever, I thought, no. I guess Tyreek had 306, Jesus. Hardman ain't through that much. Man, we got a lot of sacks. Clark, Jones, Thornhill. My man speaks easy. Speaks easy. My man King with the Raid. My guy, the underrated King. Listen, we about to see some underrated King type quarterback blast tonight, boys. But that was week five. Let's see what type of upgrades I got now. Thank y'all. If y'all watch this whole YouTube video, y'all to look at this, oh yeah. Oh yeah, Patrick, my home's, I don't even know what the, you can't even upgrade. Look, he only one more thing to upgrade. Like he has, he's gonna be 99 everything. Oh, here we go. Carrying throw power plus one. What could his throw power possibly now? 97 throw power, okay. Don't have too much more to upgrade on the play on the kid. Pass fan, good game, buddy. The worst I ever lost by, I remember when I got popped. Definitely some times when I got popped, I'm a power rusher, man. Can't quit to see a fan. That's the whole point. Now here we go. It's another star development run stopper. That's all I want y'all to be. Run stopper, that's what I need y'all to be. You know what I'm saying? Derek 90. Tell you, I got some sneaky good players chat. Some sneaky good players. Sneaky good players, man. I mean, the defense wanna take some work. I'm gonna have to grind this defense out. I'm gonna grind this defense out, but I really, I'm definitely, definitely feel like I got some pieces to my team. I don't know who these dudes are during the Daniel run stopper. I got that game, I got like 10 sacks or something. Block shedding, man. Good job, old Daniel. I don't know who these dudes are, but auto upgrade. Oh, my mad shop master with the raid. Breakout player, man. Frank Clark, I called it. Then I Frank Clark played a game. Bang, Frank Clark now has superstar development. Does he have an ability? Give me an upgrade. You don't get upgrade, damn. So let's see what Frank Clark got now, boys. Unfakeable. I mean, not the best, not the best ability, but I should change the position over and over till it changes, shouldn't I chat? Isn't that what they do? In the streets, let's go change him. Let's go edit and make him a D-end or something. Where's he, what position is he now? I don't know what the hell position he is. Right end, yeah, let's make him a D-tack. We'll see if he can get power specialist or something. I can't change position. Oh, I can't change positions, but you know, underrated king can have a quarterback playing with a quarterback. Anyway, this is the CFM. This was week five, five and all boys. Matter of fact, let me take a look at my stats for the season. Well, tell me what I can't do. Tell me what I can't do, chat. I don't have that many good stats, really. Kick me out, I got 20 touchdowns, two picks. I did that pick at the end of the halftime, that was bad, dang. 81% completions, we looking good, we looking strong. Patrick Mahomes leading my team in rushing, you know what, that's what we expect. Tyree Kill, Miko Harman, everything's looking good, Cheddar, everything's looking good. Defense, Jordan Lucas, Chris Jones, Frank Clark, Agba Speaks, Ballantyne, everybody getting in on the party. My skim, what's up, man? I see skimbo with a hoodie blanket on right now, cuddled by the fire with hot chocolate. Skimbo, definitely a hot chocolate, heavy marshmallow guy. But anyway, this was week five, YouTube, so hit that like button.