 Your snowflake, I'm your enemy. So good. You know that you try to get the best of people, get destroyed, and then I move to Tennessee. My wife is a doctor who can't get a while, but it's only because she isn't a thought. Can't you get wet? No, she cannot. This is the reason I'm spitting a lot. That's free speech. I say what I want. I happen to like the system a lot. Over 99 genders, when will it stop? This is the future that liberals want. Everything on the left is absolute insanity. I love Fox News. That's Salute Sean Hannity. But the Daily Wire is a classical masterpiece. I release liberals issuing demands on me. Maybe one day I'll end up at the White House, at which point you can all give me some monocles. You don't know what that means? Ask Hillary Tubby, the thing that's under my yonk. Legendary. Legendary. So he made this video. It's called My Wife Has a Perfectly Dry P-Word. Goodbye, honey. Have a wonderful day of work. There's a doctor at the doctor's office. She's a doctor. Hold on one second. I'm just trying to make sure about it. Perfectly dry. As it should be, it's perfectly dry. She does not have a wet F-P word. Let's go. You can get your wife's P-word wet. These trolls. Actually, my wife, who is a doctor, says that it would be a medical problem if it got wet. Or it would mean that she tickled her pants. Guess what? My wife is potty-trained. Checkmate liberals. Why is this chicken wet? You know how much I hate wet meat. Well, the only reason their P-words would be wet is because of liberal tears, probably. They have a Bernie bumper sticker, of course. Do you have any idea that Bernie dropped the fuck out of their goddamn race? People who vote for Bernie get so triggered. You're fucking stupid. Oh, you're not supposed to be filming right now, actually. And that was straight facts. And none of them cared about your feelings, because facts don't care about your feelings. Sorry, liberal. You guys know their leader is the anti-centrist known as Jay Reg. But I have reason to believe that Jay Reg is not as he appears. If we can capture Jay Reg and get him to spill his true intentions, then we can collapse the anti-centrist movement once and for all into disparate factions too busy fighting each other to notice that we are controlling the world. Radical centrist, that plan is so reasonable. It might just maybe potentially work. Probably, I don't know. Don't quote me on that. That would be a good idea, if we weren't already here. The remaining extremists. Sorry, centrists. But you're a capitalist. But you are Jewish. Come to an end. Come to an end. Nazi, Nazi, we talked about this. It is capitalist. Right. And who do you think controls capital? Now is not the time. Ah! Did you see? Not going to lie, that kind of slaps. Oh, I love working for the CIA. You're like other girls. You know, I've never done what the patriarchy wanted me to do. Playing Marco Polo in the pool with my friends, I would hold their heads underwater and make them tell me where Polo was. You know what I mean? When we played, I spy. I would always spy the communists, right? I would always spy on the communists. And so just things like that. You know, in college, when other girls were doing acid, I was the one giving them the acid. And then I would psychologically torture them for information. And so I've always just been a little bit. I love the music. And that's why I joined the CIA. You know, if I could go back and tell this little baby girl something, I think I would tell her that, you know, women can do murder too. A little murder too. It's OK. I see you in the Phoenix police force who took ABC 15 to report their bigoted imagery on cheap coins, racist themes, commemorate scenes from 2017 when Quintanilla, Chris Coriano, Sotchoz, Corbin, and DeGro and one of these drinkers received by Ben Morlud said a routine. But all receivables, BLM piece, were protests for people. Predatorily arrested felonies for yelling in the street to set up misdemeanors. Wait until they leave to snatch and finish the decals. Every in leaders, it's like they keep them. Cast privilege, we like NFTs. Property seizures, wallet and keys they use. Tear gas, that's banned by Geneva. Say A, cab, we're getting a hands-miss, Rico. Statement is tracked if we f*** read the report. Name of the rat, every act when it's legal. If by the rast, they can land in subpoena. Frants as tractors, we have doubtful soul government actors attacking black leaders. PD for Mesa, Gilbert and Phoenix. Demon defense, we're the believer. Reforms, sh**t, it really going well, huh? The end of the real life, don't tell, huh? Some get compromised, somebody can be a suicider. Spend a life in jail, huh? Eminent Alchem, what a same day as our brother in Malcolm. End one week, our social experiment. Turn the city upside down like eloquent sobbing. That was incredible. I'm sad that this only has 54 views. This should be viral. This is incredible. I'm blown away. All right, Pokemon, blow me away. What the f*** is that? Welcome to the laboratory of ecology and natural sciences or lens for short. My name is Mirror. That's a really stupid name. I don't like them already. No one's ever done an ecological survey like this before. It's gonna be amazing. Amazing! This is Rita, her parents are good friends of mine. She's here on vacation while her school's on break. Okay, I don't need to know your life stories. Just let me see the Pokemon. I'm getting really creepy vibes from these two. Ah, yes, that's right, and I appreciate the help. Now, before we go over what we'll be doing in this program, why don't we step into the lab to get settled? Okay, right, you are professor. I'll lead the way. I don't like how chipper they are. It's, it's bugging me. What the f*** is that? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. What is that Pokemon? I don't recognize half these Pokemon. When I was a kid, it was like 150. Now it's like a thousand Pokemon. Probably more than a thousand, like 2000. And I don't know any of them. That's right, it's more than just a camera. It lets you keep in touch and analyze data on the fly. No kidding, it's like a, almost like a smartphone. Interesting. It'll also serve as a sort of ID badge for you. So take good care of it. Kind of like a vaccine passport of sorts. Interesting. I'm underwhelmed, Rita. I'm underwhelmed. Oh, you invented it. Oh, it's great. Sorry, didn't mean to insult you, professor. This is very, very like, they're going over the basics. It's Pikachu. Let me take a picture of him. I will if you stop talking to me, Rita. Rita, I wanna take a picture, but you won't stop talking to me. Stop talking to me, Rita. Oh my God. Let me take a picture of Pikachu. Rita, I can figure all of this out. Rita, I know. Jesus Christ. This is like that annoying college kid who took like a basic one-on-one level photography class in college and won't shut the fuck up about all of the new cool terms that they know and they think that their shitty pictures in black and white is like art. This is Rita right here. I hate her guts. I absolutely hate Rita. Fuck you, Rita. Okay, you have to, I hate when games do this where they just talk your ear off. Let me just play the game, God damn it. I don't wanna hear from a professor or Rita. Why is that a photograph of one star? Why does Mira have this something about Mary come here, it's with. It's great. No, no, no, don't do, you don't have to, you don't. I just ran out. Oh my God. That's so true. Two hours later. He has come here. I know, I can't not see it. Shut up, Rita. Are we finally playing the game? For the love of God, let me take some pictures of Pokemon. That's all I wanna do. That's a great picture. Whoa. Dodrio, stop. All right, well, that's gonna have to suffice. Oh, there's a buffalo thing. Boofalons. Very creative. Oh, there's a beaver, a Badoof. Okay, the names have gotten a lot dumber since I was a kid. Worm, wait, what is that, a Wormful? Oh, a Badoof, I got the Badoof. Oh, there's a Magikarp. Magikarp is the strongest, most base Pokemon. Once he evolves into Gyarados, then he becomes weak. He's only base when he's Magikarp. Hoot, hoot, what is that, what am I looking at? I don't know, I can't even tell what that is. Florges. Some of these Pokemon are so ugly. Do we have to go through every single one? A new discovery. A new discovery. Nice work. Mike taking pics of Dodrio's ass. Hey, that was unintentional. A new discovery. How long have we been doing this? Holy shit. Did I level up? I just wanna take pictures of Pokemon. Is that so hard to ask? They're denying me the pleasure that I'm supposed to get. I want that dopamine and I'm gonna get it by taking a picture of really cute, brightly colored Pokemon creatures. But this douchebag over here with come hair is just, he won't shut the fuck up. Oh my God, why? Folks, am I being unreasonable here? Am I being too cynical? Thank you, Captain Obvious. I didn't see the gigantic orange X, so if you hadn't pointed that out, I would not have seen it. And now Pikachu's gone. Nice. Thick as fuck. Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella ass. Tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous.