 hey guys germy and mark here again and we're talking about friday friday the 13th and we we just hit the halfway mark the new beginning police is not jason coming back because it that thankfully was not shoehorned in and actually kind of is a who'd done it there's two things i'll say one it has the best caricature of a hillbilly character made by that lady she's fantastic yeah um eat it i can't remember the actress's name but i think it's eat it and she just has great lines it's so overblown calls him a dildo yeah great fucking dildo and then the who is that lady that the probably the best naked lady in the world uh whose last name is vorties the actress's last name is 40s how cool is that oh she also lost jobs later in life because she was a teacher and kids found nude scenes of her which is fair enough is a good reason for a teacher to lose her job she's got a pretty cool death scene it's probably the first death scene we actually get a bit of gore in as well yeah well because this this movie has no gore really in all honesty plays like a tv movie with nudity shoehorned into it yeah like every time someone's gonna get stabbed there's like the cut of him bringing it down and cuts away yeah like instantly it does before you get there's no blood there's no splatter like a little part of someone gets stabbed and nothing happens like the blade comes out there's no blood on it the duty gets throat cut one of those greaser guys and nothing happens nothing's okay just like falls forward hits the horn it's a lower-ish budget it's still more than like the first two movies but uh it's less than three and four and less than everything after it but this one definitely has the most amount of nudity kind of all of yeah well we talked a lot about the gratuitous nudity in the fourth film this is probably going to be really this even more like literally there's a scene which apparently was the actress's idea or at least they want to say that in retrospect with the way the world's gone but she literally is just like it's her in a mirror and she's like showtime and pulls her titties out yeah and you're just like wow like i'm all for nudity in horror films but like and there's actually some there's almost the this has a similar problem to that of the first and the second one you don't care about anyone there you don't give a shit about Tommy Tommy Tommy's back um Cory Felden's character uh Cory Felden has a brief cameo uh because he was shooting goonies while he made this one Tommy's is this very immensely unstable kung fu master yeah i guess we should describe it the movie is mentally unstable dude we can kick the shit out of pretty much anyone except for Jason which sucks because that's the whole time that's what you thought the movie was building up to you got a bit of gore i just remembered a bit of gore with the beginning of the movie when um fat joey want a candy bar and uh and Victor is a crazy dude he's fucking murders him he's like i thought that was a joke and he was laughing to others because you hear him like he's repeatedly just going to town and then he's going to town and then all of a sudden the paramedics like hey man check this out in front of everybody he's a fucking butchered fat guy yeah i was not expecting that the catalyst for the whole film because it turns out later the other paramedic dude was his dad and he turns out to be jason so it's kind of like he becomes jace puts on the jason stuff so it's like halloween and then he fails according to resurrection he gets kicked off the spikes and as he's dying he goes and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids wearing a fucking mask over a mask yeah okay no that's not a lot of possible it's the new beginning and there's a reason jason comes back in the next one because people hated this fucking movie people i guess liked it on opening weekend but i bet it's opening weekend and it's fucking total or very similar because this movie is garbage the kills are very uncreative the premise of jason as a who done it movie just does not work they also don't play it hard enough like at one point we were noticing that you don't see tommy anymore and i'm like oh i guess because they're trying to play up that it might be tommy there's also like a piece of graffiti that references in the bathroom and people have decided since that maybe they thought it was the victor guy who axed fat boy to death had come back and they were trying to play that angle but none of it like plays and um this is drops this is this director's last film apparently he had an accent or something left with the industry but uh he did like like he before that he was doing like porn and shit so um so that's why you see it a lot more and one thing other than what you're used to in these movies literally every character like no one seems to wear bras in this movie no i mean laser wearing bras like there's like a wet t-shirt thing at the end there's what's her name oh yeah the dad that was actually really cool i get to meet at horror con in a couple of weeks um in calgary can't do this but no she's she's great i can't like there's the robot yeah there's a there's a certain cut yeah there's a few cuts that we were kind of like staring at like is that been edited is that dude there's a lot of fun it might be edited so either way she's good and that's like one of my it's an endearing little scene she's kind of this aloof chick who's obviously got like several like social disorders and uh she gets she gets like choked up and then like a close-up inshirt of just like into the middle and it's like it literally looks like he stabbed a pillow with a shirt from bootlegger over top yeah exactly this had the highest death count and i think it ties for third now but second in the main series um but you almost go nine it's literally they went by the rule for the script and apparently they're writing every seven to eight minutes you need to have a kill or a shock or something and uh so they're literally just introduced characters because obviously they were writing stuff like oh crap we have 14 minutes without a killer you hear someone else and they just like introduce a character for no meaning at all who says i'll go clean the shitters out of a chicken coop for a meal and then he never comes back until he dies he just come we just the next time we see him he's pervin out watching the the naked lady boy for an essence 20 minutes later and then he turns and gets stabbed and it's just a fucking waste yeah this movie is very misdirected it doesn't have a lot to it it's extremely forgettable except for yeah and that's literally when i think of this movie i think of the fat boy offering chocolate and get max in the back and i think of um tiffani home i don't know that's still dancing that's the two things i think of most in this movie and that's it and he gets and he gets finished like he's in the pit level in Mortal Kombat it's so bad dude there's nothing it's not that it's so bad it's that there's nothing good in it three wasn't a good movie but it had redeeming qualities brought the mask in it had a cool a badass trick at the end for for also not a great movie but it had like a good amount of like exploitation with the nudity it had decent gore tommy jarvis die die dying which we hear like seven times in this fucking yeah um it had a good ending it had a deal but there's nothing redeemable in this movie except for like except for 13 year old mark being cool with the fucking nudity so wait so is that so is that it like literally if this is a one then does that mean that every other movie after this is a one i like jason goes to hell i really do a lot of people don't um especially like jason fans don't really like jason goes to hell i like jason goes to hell it's got the it's got like a 23 or something stupid death count like so many people buying that movie um and it's got some funny bits and like i like jason goes to hell i don't i mean i hate jason x i hate jason x but it's like one of those terrible movies that i can get into because of how terrible it is um but yeah five six six six might be all right i'm trying there's like another one that's all right somewhere in there that might get a two or three but i mean jason takes mad hatton uh is a fucking negative seven it's a one i'm calling us so he's gonna give it a one all right fucking so i guess we'll go with one then yeah i'm excited with me this time you know some might be worse than this but it's still pretty bad especially after the fact that i like three and four oh man all right guys so we will see you next time for the next one mark's gonna go and meet us a few people yeah i uh at horror con not only is uh tiffanie helm i'm gonna fuck that up again uh but cj grand who plays jason in the next part he's there as well so i'm hopefully gonna get him signed maybe my guess i'm gonna see if he'll say something cool maybe talk about killing this bitch and uh yeah so all right all right guys we'll see you next time