------------------ LYRICS (CC): Ladies and gentlemen We got that Hot Chocolate Party back in the building Nope! We're outside! (Whoops!) We got a PSA coming your way This your boy HOSS on the track, and Vergy Verg Yo, man, we got something to talk to you about, damn right!
It's called the Wii U, and it's a hell of a machine HD graphics on a fly double screen Revolutionary, (yup) it's nothing ordinary (yup) Like Link and Zelda man, you know it's somethin' legendary (yup) So come on over to my game pad, checkin' out my Game Pad Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man, you name it, we can play that PS4? More like "P-O-S," cuz now you Got yourself a slightly bigger 3DS, so catch that Wii U fever, forget the non-believers Go turn your system on and post some things inside the Miiverse Don't listen to the haters, ignore that data Your biggest title is a GameCube remake-ah (remake-ah) Like Koopa Troopa, yeah I'm giving you a gold star Ya know, Nintendo got me singing like a cop car Wii U Wii U Wii, Wii U Wii U Wii Wii U Wii U Wii, alright, come on
Yo man, I don't think they're sold (Nope) We gotta tell 'em bout the games make this virtual gold
We got Mario Kart (SPRING 2014!) We got that Smash Brothers (LATER IN 2014!) We got Zelda! (Actually, nothing has been confirmed regarding the next Zelda title yet...Apparently, it's like June, but it's been about a year and a half...)
I almost forgot! Ladies and gentlemen, we got that E-Shop! E-Shop! We got that Virtual Console! THROWBACK!
We got that F-Zero (YUP) We got that Earthbound (YUP) We got that Mario Kart (NOPE) (...) (They got Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2...)
That's right, the original trilogy Mario killing Bowser, taking Peach's virginity (They still haven't released the 3rd one yet.) (ARE YOU FORREAL?!) (...)