 His name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb, joined by Trout and his friends. Whatever he's about. Hanging out with the fish. Frog's in a fish, we'll call it. How are you? James, I'm Will, how are you doing? We're in a lot of layers. That time of year, we got cold last week. That's stunk. Usually you wear your rangers jersey, it means you like- This isn't a rangers jersey. Oh. You don't know what this is. Okay. I'm going to a hockey game tonight. Ooh, what game? I'd rather not talk about it. How was your weekend? Freezing. Five degrees. Too cold. Didn't like that. Yeah. Too cold. I tried to get you going on the cold. You stoned me, and then you were bottling your own cold. I didn't like it. Fuck, it's a cold. What happened in the sports? Freeze me. Any big news? Can you do that? Jim, it's Super Bowl week. We'll get there. And it comes a little somber start. The goat, Tom Brady, is retiring again. Again. He did a nice video himself on the beach. You know, very meta. I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, Steph, on a beach. Someone went to the beach, bottled the sand, and now they're selling it. It's up to 100K, and there's six days left on eBay. So it could be yours. Oh, it hasn't been purchased yet, so they can just back out. We'll see. So it's not actually going to get sold for 100K. Smart move by that woman. Someone's going to get stuck spending some sort of money on there. Right. She's going to win on eBay and just... Oh, but it hurts your rating. Cami. Remember when he retired last year and people like bought his the last touchdown pass he ever threw, and then they bought it for so much money. They un-retired and threw more this year. That's a bummer. Should sue. I got his first retirement last touchdown ball. Yeah. You're at a dinner party and you're like, Oh, leave me alone. Speaking about being too old to play. Oh. This almost a breakdown is a great one. Tell me about this almost a breakdown, Jim. Everyone's dream. 22-year-old Alicia Boykins. You're fresh. You're young. Assistant coach of the Churchland Junior Varsity Truckers girls basketball team. Good team. One of the players couldn't make the game. Right. They were short of player. So assistant coach, Alicia, she suits up. Yeah. She's blocking shots on these young girls. She scores a basket and like celebrates it. The block shots really funny. She just stands there and like, it's like an adult playing with his son. Just like, bam, they're in trouble. They all got fired. You know, at this level if you need a body and it's like, Hey, the coach is going to play. She's not going to shoot. If you only had four. But yeah, if you have enough players, that's a problem. And then you kind of, you can't get in the mix too much. She should have been celebrating and blocking shots like that. She's in trouble. She's out. Jake, can you tell me more about the sports? The more sports brought to you by DraftKings where you can go gamble on sports. So many sports at DraftKings. Jim, I told you, it's Super Bowl week, but for every team except two, you're not in the Super Bowl every year. And so it starts becoming DraftTime. You know, I love the draft and Jim, they announced this year at the combine, you can no longer ask draft prospects if their mothers are sex workers. Oh, yeah. At the draft, they try to do all the put them in an awkward situation and see how they react. That's how you get the true merit of a man. And they've just gone way too far with it over the years that they're like, basically how rude can we beat a kids without them complaining? And now it's finally come back. Do you know what your mother does for work? My mom's retired. Oh, has she ever had a job that you were embarrassed of? Um, no. You ever fuck her? My mom. I just lost the draft. I think that would be an inappropriate question. Margaret down. He's down to six. Yeah, but I draft that guy still because I want motherfuckers on my team. Episode NR 17. All right. Our room was clapping. Jim, Jim, let me ask you about the not sports today. Not sports is a good one. In Canada, they don't have punks to Tony Phil. They got some dipshit named Fred, this groundhog that get your own animal. You know, if you're going to steal the get your own animal. Anyway, unless Canada started this and we stole it, but either whatever. I mean, we every country can't be predicting the winter by groundhogs. Jim, it's what groundhogs do. Get your own animal. Anyway, their groundhog Fred Lamarmot died. The guy went to pull him out to get the weather and he was dead. They didn't check an hour. Like they didn't check the day before. This is your dream. It's hilarious. God damn it. I read up to Fred Lamarmot and I was pretty happy for that. I did not see the next word was died. Yes. Yeah. Listen to how the guy told. Listen to how the Canadian guy told the crowd. It's one of the worst this groundhog has died speech as I've ever heard. This year, things are going to happen completely differently. There's a famous saying that goes in life. There's only one certainty. Nothing's for certain. Isn't the saying at least not America. Well, this year that has come true. It's true. It's unfortunate. I'm here to announce Fred's death. Have some compassion. In place of Fred, a group of children volunteered their services and then they're replacing Fred with Fred's successor Fred, Jr. That's a lot. That was made up on the fly. And thank God in America, it's been the same punks that Tony fill all these years. But having kids act out the groundhog's job. I'm not about that. So Fred died. Fred Lamarman. RIP. RIP. Frozen again. It's the employee of the. I like the second one. Oh yeah. Our maintenance man, Luis. Yeah, Luis is very nice and helps run the building. We got a noise complaint for playing pickleball in the office the other day and he came up and he's like, I don't expecting father. Luis, do you think they're going to call him up? Come see his face on the wall. He's going to be like, what the fuck? I got it. Oh, I think he's going to understand. That's the show. That was a weekly dump. Today's episode of the weekly dump. Dumb was brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook. The big game is finally here. Some people go to the big game parties for the chili. Others for the chips and dip. Only those in the know are there for the real action. Action that can only be found on Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now. New customers use promo code DUMB, bet $5 on the big game and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. That's promo code DUMB. Only at Draft King Sportsbook. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. C-show notes for details. What do they learn from that question? They just like that they get the ability to ask it. Man, they like being powerful over like 20 year old kids for 20 minutes. I can ask you anything I want right now. Irrigation. Can you ask if their dad is a sex worker? Found the loophole already. Is that an inappropriate question? Let's start a side business. Okay. Where we're the loophole police. Basically, that's what MLB should hire. Everyone gives us a game or whatever they're doing and we find the loophole. That's what we're good at. Yeah, I like that.