 This is an official live stream of the CNCF and as such is subject to the CNCF code of conduct Please do not add anything to the chat or questions that would be in violation of that code of conduct Basically, please be respectful please be respectful of all your fellow participants and presenters and with that done it is time for the CNCF face-off with your host the smoother than crunchy peanut butter the ever luscious Maddie Stratton All right. Thank you Paul. It is time for round three of CNCF face-off now Remember, this is a multi-level game. We're gonna go through there are four first rounds We go to the semi-finals and then the final championship will take place During Kubecon either virtually or in person a little bit of both so we're gonna see what's gonna happen with that But remember the winner will receive the winner of the ultimate championship of CNC face-off will receive the coveted CNC face-off cup, which looks just like this. Can you imagine so? But let's get ready to get into this what we have done is we have surveyed hundreds of cloud native engineers And we're bringing in our first our two teams to play against each other here in round three So let's go ahead and meet our teams. We have the SRE Street Band on one side Led by Alex Alex welcome and welcome the SRE Street Band Thanks, Matt. We are excited to be here Joining Alex we have Carrie Hey everyone and Carrie also known as the mighty Muppet And rounding out the team is Ian How's it going everyone? Okay Facing off against the SRE Street Band is the other people who are starting off with Chris Hey everybody very happy to be here awesome and Charlotte Hey, everybody. Sorry With the mute button. Yes. Oh that's just part of the experience and Taibor is our final player for the other people. Welcome Taibor Hi, I was so yeah, I guess All right, so we are gonna go ahead and get into it our first face-off is gonna be Chris versus Alex So players get ready get your hands on your buzzers I will unlock your buzzer after I Fully read the question the first person to buzz in with the highest Scoring answer will take command of the board. So let's see. What is our first question? Name a reason to change cloud providers Okay, and first buzz was Alex Alex name a reason to change cloud providers cost Cost show me cost Cost is a number one answer on the board Which means the SRE Street Band will take control of the board and will play Next player is gonna be Carrie Carrie We have surveyed over a hundred Cloud data engineers and asked them to name a reason to change cloud providers. What is one of those answers? Because leadership said so Because leadership said so Survey says the boss told me to excellent. Okay, Ian. We're off to a good start Still have four answers on the board and no strikes name a reason to change cloud providers Complete and utter masochism Show me masochism Survey says Morals or ethics, okay, I will take that Judges are being lenient. That's okay. You still got three answers to go Alex. Alex. Can you name a reason to change cloud providers? compliance or regulations Regulation regulatory or compliance reasons survey says No first strike. Okay, Carrie. You got three answers and two strikes to go. You're in good shape name a reason to change cloud providers talent pool Say it again talent pool like the talent pool people skill skill or talent Survey says ease of use. Okay. All right, Ian Two strikes and two quest two possible answers on the board still to go name a reason to change cloud providers It broke Show me it's broken. Oh Second strike. Okay, Alex. You got two possible answers, but one only one strike left name a reason to change cloud providers Better technology offerings Show me the tech is just better Survey says no. All right, so we are in it's up to you. So the other people here's what how this is gonna go You've got two possible answers. You will get one guess So between the three of you and you can you know come up with your answer if you guess one of these remaining answers You will steal all of the points on the board if you don't guess one of them, then the SRE street band will get the points We're allowed to discuss. Yes, please do discuss You can discuss out loud. Yes, we'd love to hear that's part of the fun Maybe actually needing a service that is provided on the other color provider and it's not the same thing as the tech is better, right? Yeah But at the same time, I guess there were like more loosely Good answers already accepted. So I guess it is the same enough as a if it if it was actually one of the answers It would have been accepted already. I guess true Would vendor lock in have something around that? Yeah, maybe Cooler names Okay, we are gonna need an answer So when the lock in our cooler names Chris let us know what's the answer that you're going with Let's go for cooler names. Okay, show me they have cooler names survey says No, okay, which means the points will go to the SRE street band. Well, let's see what the remaining Remaining answers on the board were And number four was they go out of business Okay, and the number six answer was because of Corey Quinn's shitposting. So Uh, always part of some everybody's uh setup. Okay. So our next face-off now is going to be charlotte Versus carry. So go ahead, uh, contestants hands on your buzzers And let's see That first question that question for this next round This is the same question Name something you might see in an email from a vendor Carrie is our first buzz in carry name something you might see in an email from a vendor Uh, really long signatures Show me a really long signature Ah, okay, so the other people will get to play charlotte. You'll go first Name something you might see in an email from a vendor Telling you that you're obviously the right person to talk to in the company Flattery show me flattery survey says No, okay, I would think so but you know Okay, let's see a table or a name something you might see in an email from a vendor Outage Show me there is an outage survey says Judges are on the fence about this one. But the answer is no. All right, chris Oof. You got two strikes Can name something you might see in an email from a vendor like a sales vendor Products products matching your usage of their systems Show me a list of products based upon your usage And judges say, okay, so sre street band chance to get a few points here um, if you can come up with uh One of the answers on the board you will get the points for that one If not the other people and then we move on with this round. So uh, Given this was kary's face off kary. You are captaining up for coming up with the answer for name something you might see in an email from a vendor Oh, man I mean following up on our last email Right like follow up. Uh, can we schedule something? Yeah a bill? Uh, a link to a webinar Uh, we think you might be interested in um Is there time we can schedule for a 30 minute talk Right. Yeah. Yeah like follow up. I think is a good one, right? Like just following up just touching base We're talking like objects in the email or like content I mean just something you might see in an email from a vendor and it's not necessarily like a prospect, right? This could be a vendor you've already signed with is how I read it I mean the question alexis how do the hundreds of engineers who sent this to read it? Yeah, we have no answers There's seven total. I feel like touching base Or your bill. I think those I think one of those has to be in the top seven I say touching base All right, kary. It's your call. What's your final answer? That's a different game All right, I'll I'll go with the consensus. I'll say touching base follow up show me just touching base Survey says No, oh wow, this is Okay, well, so that being said no points change hands. Let's go ahead and see the answers So we just go ahead start at the bottom a bad joke Check style number six is tracking pixels number five in these troubling times Number four answer is I hope this message finds you well Number three answer on the board is a broken unsubscribe link The number two answer was spam and the number one answer on the board is Hello name variable so well Congratulations on having our first experience of a round where nobody got them. So that's okay. So we just move on And we will get to our next round. So this is going to be in versus teabor. So get yourself Hands on your buzzers And I will unlock them as soon as I read the next survey question, which is Name a git command And first teabor. Okay Name a git command Comet definitely commit. Show me commit Survey says Wow, okay. So Ian, this is your chance to steal name a git command push Show me All right. Number two answers. So the sre street band will play alex. There are four Remaining we've heard commit was not on the board name a git command Show me pull Get pull Okay, carry Name a git command Uh status Show me status No Okay, Ian, you've got one strike but still three answers to go. You're in good shape name a git command Branch Show me branch Oh, all right alex It's rough. You got three possible answers, but only one strike remaining And the number one answer is still on the board name a git command merge Show me merge survey says No, okay, the other people this is your chance to steal If you can this is a teabor. So you are the one coming up with the final answer talk to your teammates If you can name a git command that hasn't been named But is on the board You will take these take these points and you would ideally pick the number one answer and get even more points My impression is that these people are not really putting code in their repository just pushing and pulling stuff around They have to come for fix-up Yeah I'm I'm thinking either check out or rebase Yeah, I will also think Check out clone maybe clone because a lot of people who I guess I guess that's the first command that you try because you only Meet git because you have to I guess So I think that's a good one Should it be clone them? Okay, we are going with clone I guess Oh wait, um, maybe we should go Maybe Maybe think about people who wanted to brag about what they do Maybe maybe not but yeah, okay, but as clone is that your answer? We'll give you another minute or two There's actually a port request command. I think It's it has nothing to do with github port requests. It's just there and It actually sends an email or something like that But I'm lazy. I click the link Okay, what where where are we landing for naming a git command? Any better ideas guys I'm still going for fix-up That's a good option too, but it is your choice. Yeah tboy you don't need to just pick for us Let's go with fix-up All right, show me fix-up No Okay, so the points 18 points will go to the sre street band, but let's see what those remaining commands were Bisect Next we have blame good old get blame and the number one answer was of course rebase So get rebase get rebase. All right. This is now Our final round so uh, the other people you have a shot if you can run this board You can you can send the sre street band Packing so we've got chris facing off against alex again And we'll get ready for this final Final round Name a software license Alex is the first one to buzz that was super close alex name a software license I can name a bunch. I'm trying to think what's number one. Yeah people it's 2021 I'm gonna go with apache Show me the apache license survey says it's number two Okay chris if you can name the number one answer on the board Uh for a software license you will steal control from alex. What do you think it is? MIT license Show me the MIT license and survey says Boom, okay You are on your way if you can run these next three. I think you might have a shot here I don't know how good my math is but we'll see how that goes So that brings us to charlotte next charlotte name a software license I suck at this. Um proprietary Show me a proprietary license No, okay, that's okay. You still got two strikes three answers good shape t-bore Yep gp maybe show me the gpl. There we go Okay, you're on you're on a run here chris got two potential answers and two strikes to go Name a software license I'm trying to think of software licenses all I know is apache and MIT really Um Yeah, honestly, I have no idea. Are you okay? Are you just taking a strike or throw something out there? Yeah, I'm gonna give you an acronym. There's like gdl or something. It's not going to be there anyway Show me a made-up acronym Actually probably could have been an answer. Okay charlotte one more shot here Uh, think of a potential software license Got the big ones out of the way. So this is tricky I'm Yeah, I'm completely drawing a blank uh For those of you, uh, our judge just said if open core was one of the choices I would have accepted made-up acronym so It's open Maybe think about uh, not necessarily just you know traditional licenses, but Okay, we will give the sre street band a chance to steal Um, if you can guess one of these you will rest control you will get the rest of the points If not the points will go to the other people So, uh, alex come up with your answer with teammates So the two others that really come to mind the bsd license And wasilla license. Hold on. Did we did we strike a third time? No, actually, well charlotte's an answer yet. So we think of charlotte one, you know, if you've got an answer in either charlotte, you know That's unfair Those were both wrong so don't worry Okay No license People forgetting licenses. No license at all. Didn't even license the state There's our third story. Okay. We tried. Okay, alex All right, so yeah, again the bsd license and the mozilla license. Those are both things I ran into in the wild But also I wonder if it could be like a jokie answer like a restrictive one or But I I don't know my instincts go with the either bsd or mozilla I feel I'm feeling bsd Yeah, let's do that Okay, show me bsd So paul you lied when you said that that was a wrong answer. So That's okay. Um, all right. What was the final answer that was not on the board was creative commons creative commons So all right with that the points do go to the sre street band Which means that the sre street band Are the winners of this round, which means they move on to Our semi finals they will play against a team tbd That's not actually the name of the team But that will be in our first round in uh, september. I believe we're gonna be taking Cncf tv is taking a couple weeks off Because it's the summer and it's holiday and such but you can see as things progress But don't worry just by being on this show We will send you home with some lovely parting gifts Not only do you get a lifetime supply of rice erode the san francisco treat you get the cncf certification of your choice Just go see dam pop and he will hook you up with all the free search you could possibly need So thank you for joining and second place gets two cncf that's true Don't tell the cncf lawyers. Uh, what what what we're claiming here, um today But speaking of uh, cncf things a couple cncf bits of news Registration for kube con plus cloud native con north america is open. Uh, it is in person and virtual hybrid. You might say To explore all the registration options click the link that i'm going to put in the chat because I can't believe they think that i'm going to read this out loud and uh likewise Cloud native tv is now in the cncf store. So we've got a bunch of great stickers that you can Hook yourself up with if that's a thing you like stickers because who doesn't like stickers So I want to give a big thanks to our teams the sre street band and the other people I also want to give a chance if you've got any, uh, Players if you have any upcoming conferences that you might be presenting at anything you want to plug Maybe you wrote a book or something like that. Uh, what where can uh Feel free to to plug what you've got You got something to show up And just come find me on twitter a dolgo sre a h i d a l g o s re and I will keep you up to date on all sorts of stuff like that Anything exciting coming up with container solutions. I think you've got an event coming up the wtf is cloud native. Did I get that right? Yes, we have a conference coming up in november. You should find it on our website I hope If not twitter is going to inform you at some point It's definitely on the website Uh, is the cfp open for right now? Do you have that live registration? What do people need to know anything? Or go find it on the website. Yes, all of it's on the website. There you go cfp as well and we're looking for lots of people so Happy to have people fantastic Uh, gary in you have anything to Upcoming to to plug anybody hiring Yeah, we're going to I'm going to be on a webinar with Nyle murphy on the 25th of uh this month It's a webinar hosted by isos Um, they're talking about asari So fantastic It's exciting stuff. Well as always, uh, thank you for joining us here at the cnc face off I am matt stratton Helping me and doing all the real work as always is paul Sharkootery, I promised even on his birthday the other day I didn't pronounce paul's last name properly. 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