 This is a 10-inch gun! Are chickens 10 inches? What's the width of a chicken? See, now I don't feel as bad, because I may have failed science, but no one else knows. There's like a crew of 75 people here. They're all dumbfounded. Although it's true that bird strikes aren't a major cause of aviation accidents and fatalities, they do represent a major concern. After all, you don't want to turn the cockpit into a cock fight. See what it is? And that is where the chicken cannon comes in. That is right. I said the chicken cannon. They shot chickens at planes. On purpose, our planes. They took a whole dead, thankfully, right? Chicken, one that you would use for cooking. That's insane. That's crazy. They did this so that birds wouldn't crash through windshields. If you don't think that birds are a problem for aviation, tell that to the Wright Brothers after Wilbur and Orville spent six hours picking feathers out of their teeth and pulling dead seagulls on their spokes. Got a lot of fun buttons here. There's an air supply in case you want some music from the 80s while you're shooting chickens. Oh, bang! That is definitely... You'd think they'd have an A-track, maybe a tape deck that you could put different songs. Nope, just air supply. Then there's the jack release valve. Do not release jack. Don't ever release jack. Not on the chicken cannon, because he will lose his mind. There's two. I can't do that joke. That's too bad. It's just, there's a jack load button. You do your own joke, right there. There we go, kids. That did not make sense to me. But again, I failed science. I should not be here. Stay in school, kids! Um, here's an important question. We have one. Do we have all of them? Because this is kind of like, remember when the Soviet Union broke up? And we were like, do they have control of all their nukes? Do we have all the chicken cannons? Are these on the black market somewhere? I don't feel safe. Because chickens are way easier to buy than like... Shells? Cannons use shells, right? Guys?