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Yeah, it was actually like an internet meme. It was like a hoax thing. I believed it. Yeah. I heard when he died, Satan was waiting on him. And? I'm all down. And then God popped out and said, no, he's just joking. And then Satan gave God a thumbs up and went back to hell. Is that what happened? And then he took Bob to heaven. Isn't that crazy? That's what I heard. Who told you that? Who told you that? Who told you that? I saw it on the internet. You saw it on the internet? I saw it on the internet. Oh, shit. That's fine. You know they got Instagram and help? Yeah, they do. That's cool that God and Satan are working together. They've always worked together, though. They've always worked together. They have always worked together, right? Haven't they worked together in the beginning? Technically, that is true. Yeah, isn't he a fallen angel? Isn't the devil a fallen angel? Yeah, because they were working together for a minute. And it's, yeah. Because you know what's so funny? It's like Boosie and Young Blue. No. I just thought I could bring out a deep cut hip hop reference I shouldn't know about that might be perfect for this scenario. I don't even know who's right or wrong in the Boosie Young Blue situation. I know nothing about it. I know nothing about it either. Listen, you know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like it's a conspiracy of the ages. Mm. It sounds like it's a conspiracy of the ages. Salute to Boosie, though. Boosie was just, he was in the hospital this week. He had to have his sugar. He had one of those sugar. What is it? What is it? He got diabetes? Yeah, he got diabetes, but. Wow. Yeah. His blood sugar was low. That's what it was. So he got it back up. You called it a sugar attack. I forgot what it called. He had it from the country. No, I never heard that. I forget you from New York. Yeah, in the country we call it a sugar attack. Yeah. His blood sugar was low. He had to get his blood sugar up. OK, show them in the gut. Talk to me. Infamous conspiracy theorist, donkey-foe-fe-ta-fuck. Let me try it one more time. OK, shallow bed. You had infamous. What's wrong, man? I sound like Maxine, getting to you. To you. You can't talk. You had infamous conspiracy theorist, labeled conspiracy theorist. Labeled conspiracy theorist. Labeled, donkey-voiced, presidential hopeful, Robert F. Kenney Jr. on the breakfast club. Yeah. OK, are you going to have side titles for the video? Oh, I was thinking about putting some music behind it, because it almost sounds like auto-tune. You know what I'm saying? That would be fire. You know what I mean? That would be fire. I was thinking about putting some auto-tune. I'm cleaning up the Hudson River. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? That would be fire. That, that, that, you know what I mean? And the first time I thought, oh, my God, because whenever I went to a doctor about this disease, they probably said, OK, I was thinking about it. You were saying before the pod that he said that his voice got fucked up from a flu shot. He thinks it's because of the flu shot. He said he can't put it on the flu shot wholeheartedly. And we can insert the clip. But he said he can't put it on the flu shot wholeheartedly. But he thinks it's because of a flu shot he got. That's why when you listen to him talk, he's not anti-vax. His wife got vaccinated. Some of his kids got vaccinated. He thinks if you want to get vaccinated, that's your choice. He just thinks that we all should do more research on vaccinations. What flu shot can you give your significant other to just quiet them like he did a little bit? Like how many doses? Will they, will it just completely make them mute? The creative body is the 96 flu shot. Oh, that was back in the day. That's the Jordan flu shot. That was the, that was the, that was the, Jordan had the flu game. You know what I'm saying? That was the year of that shit. You know what I mean? So it was a serious flu. That was a serious flu. So you needed a serious shot. So he wouldn't got a serious shot. He had the 96 flu shot. And he said that's the reason his voice, you know, sounds like those old smoker commercials. Bro, I don't need to be staring at your meat, but is your pants rips? Yeah, man. That's one of those things I could have just let you have ripped pants all day, but I must have stared at your meat in order to see that. The shit busted, man. I don't know what the fuck happened, yo. So I'm just going to go with it. But what, why? Why? You want to know the truth? Yeah. Man. I'm a ton. Nah, man. I saw Alex's legs earlier, man. And what happened? Little woody. Respect. You got a woody. A little bit. Get out of here. Busted it wide open, man. Holy moly. So I'm just going to sit here. I'm going to sit here, busting it open the whole podcast. Good for you. Good for you. I respect that. I don't got nothing. For what? I'm not shaming you, dude. I'm not shaming you at all. I'm like Kanye. Kanye out here showing his ass, you know, in Italy. Was that really his ass? That was definitely Cheeks. Come on, come on, man. Come on. Scroll down. God damn. Scroll down. One more, one more teller, one more teller. God damn, get this, Cheeks. That's a fucking mess. Oh. And the crazy part, Kanye not wearing no underwear. Yeah, that's crazy. That's what y'all keep forgetting. Imagine me right here sitting down right now with a big asshole in my paper plane cargo pants and I didn't have no drawers on. Yeah, that's crazy. Kanye not wearing no fucking drawers, yo. That's crazy. They said that he was getting topped off on the boat. I don't think he's getting topped off on the boat. Nah, he was kind of just right there. Oh, shit. Well, maybe he got his pants down then. So he might be in topped off right there on the boat. With all of those people and he know all those cameras out? See, look, see, look. That is, that is, that is the topped off position. Yeah, yeah. Like if you ever had to tell somebody assuming a position to get some fellatio, that is it. Yeah. You know what I mean? He got his hand on the back of her head. Yeah, it's going down. And he's wearing a mask like nobody's going to know that's him. Yeah. Hold on, scroll back up. Look at the guy on the boat on the phone. He's looking like, hey, man, this guy, man. Whoever the fuck you told me to take out on the boat is bugging the fuck out. What's up with you, man? You think he just don't give a fuck no more? Is he coming back? It feels like, yeah, he's making a little comeback. They said he's making an album or he's working on an album in Italy right now. Why do we say comeback? Told you. Told us what, Alex? You said he was done. You said he's done now yet. Done with what? Just done, like his career's over. That's not what I said. Yes, you did. You can't tell the first lie on the podcast. It has to come from one of us first. You can get the third lie. Very important. No, but it's very important. I know how that works. You not break protocol. You're breaking protocol right now. Get the third lie. We got a lie first. Why are you told one? I didn't tell one. I told one about the woody. Then I got a woody phallus. Come on, bro. Come on. Well, that wasn't a lie. You got a false. It's also, has been torn from the outside, not the inside. So that could be someone else's woody that was trying to penetrate you. Listen, when it comes to music, Kanye West will never be done. Because like I said on this podcast before, comedians, musicians can always put out music, can always hit a stage. As long as there's a stage to be hit, That's it. they will be fine. That's it. But as far as any corporate business dealings, at least in America, that ain't happening. Yeah, the global partnerships especially in clothing. Yeah, I don't know. I don't see it happening. And even with the global stuff, they be hard pressed because I'm sure one of Kanye's biggest markets is North America. Yeah. So if you're a global, when you get in business with Kanye West, you want to sell this stuff in America. What if people in America, what if stores refuse to sell his products? You know what I'm saying? Like Foot Locker did. Foot Locker was like, we don't want no more Yeezy's. Don't give a fuck how well they did. Like, then what? Yeah. I don't know, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why his cheeks look like that, dude? No, he got crazy cheeks. That shit look crazy. Yeah, he got crazy cheeks, bro. Shit look crazy. He got crazy cheeks right there, dude. There's just a left cheek poking out his fucking back pocket. Yeah, that's insane. He's splitting the jacket. Right? Oh my God, dude. You think he did that on purpose? He has to be. Or maybe he got shots or something. You remember back in the day? I don't think that he had ass like that back in the day. You think he got a BBL? I think he might have got a BBL. Kanye might have got a BBL, man. You remember back in the day when it was like every pop star was hopping out of a car and they didn't have panties on? Sorry, Gucci. And you can see they pussy. Bro, can we talk about the Britney Spears? Because you're referencing Britney Spears as one of them, man. Two one of them, yeah, yeah. And then Britney's recently, like, I guess, getting divorced from her boyfriend or husband, whatever the fuck he was for the last six years. Yeah. Has there been any public acknowledgement that we were wrong to free her? Has the public taken any responsibility for free Britney? Is there no lockup Britney movement? Is there no apology to her father? Is there no apology to the judge or the conservatorship? Is there no apology because this fucking long documentary they put out that made her look like this total victim? The woman is a batshit lunatic, right? I think we can't come to that conclusion based off not having any rhythm on Instagram. Let me tell you something, Charlotte, man. That is enough. That's what he's saying. That is enough. Doing those dances, looking like a maniac. That's all it is. That is enough. That is enough. We got to lock up a lot of TikTok, if that's the case. That's what I'm saying. We're only seeing her for 45 seconds out of the day. Come on, yo. She just, she did. This is how she always dances. First of all, you know how I know she's not crazy? Because this is too intentional to be crazy. And it's not irrational. Charlotte, man. Let's go. Charlotte, man, stop. It's not. She just looks ridiculous. Charlotte, man. But she don't look crazy to me. Charlotte, man. Charlotte, man. She looks ridiculous, not crazy. Charlotte, man. Now you're just mincing words, right? Why does she do this, Charlotte? Why does she smell her fake? Why do you think, Charlotte, man? Why do you think? What song is playing? That's the other thing we need to do. Oh, that's what you're worried about? National Anthem, guaranteed. Oh, Kelis, milkshake, okay. She's not crazy, yo. Bro, I hate you. You're Mr. Mental Health. You're Mr. You Gotta Get Checked Out. You're Mr. Go To The Therapist. And this is dancing like a maniac on Instagram every single day. And you're like, no, I think she's totally okay. The craziest thing about that video is that where's the milkshake? You can't dance to Kelis' milkshake and not have milkshake. I mean, she's milk. She's definitely milk. She is milk. She is definitely the milk that lactose intolerant motherfuckers should not be drinking. Bro, come on, Drew. I don't think she's crazy. I just think she lacks rhythm and she's just... Nah, she got rhythm. No, she don't. Stop it. No, she don't. She could dance better than you tell her. No, she don't. And why does she look so short? Like, she looks like she should get a check for her height. Plies loves this shit. Plies is what he's already... He post her all the time and he was like, I love when she wear these little shorts. Stop rewarding this shit. Nah, man, Brittany not crazy, man. She's got no rhythm, yo. Okay, what song is this? And she letting y'all know she still got it. Maybe she practicing for a tour or something. Brittany has not been on no damn tour. Why are you making stuff up? Everybody wanna lie since we made Lyin' popular. Yo, why do y'all wanna be us, bro? It's crazy. This girl's announcing her breakup from her husband with a dance video. Oh, Charlemagne, come on. She's on a pole. Charlemagne. In her house. This is, at one point, the biggest pop star in the world. Was it fire? Yeah. She's still Brittany Spears. Like, she probably, by the way, I was about to say she probably was like this before Instagram, but we're acting like we didn't see Brittany with a shave head beating on a car with an umbrella. That's why you need the conservatorship. I need to see more. Like, this behavior on Instagram is not enough for me to say she needs to be back into a conservatorship. Like, this is regular to me. Like, this is every older white woman. She's rich. Stop it. She even got the old rich white woman shades on. Stop it. Come on, man. Come on, man. Like, that's, she looks so regular. If my wife was posting like this, you wouldn't call me, be like, yo, is everything good? If my wife was posting like this regularly, you would call me and go, yo, is everything good? Yeah, I would. But she don't have no husband. Now, as of two weeks ago. She wasn't doing that when she had a husband, was she? Yes, she was. Really? You know when she wasn't doing it? What? When she had that conservatorship that she fucking needs, because this girl's a loony. Damn, damn. I don't know, I gotta see more than this, man. Like, this is like, everybody on Instagram and TikTok looks like Brittany Spears to a certain extent. They do, man. Like, they all look jokey like this. This is fucking crazy. This is a pilgrim, bro. What song is this, Taylor? What is going on? Ooh, what happened to that boy? Brrr. What happened to that boy? Not even a song. That's not what happened to that boy? No. She hit the hiding on you, homie. Come on, man. That was hard. Bro, he hit the hiding, but you know what's going on. She letting you know she still got it. She like, Taylor, who? She might say, what? She might be, she might go on that. I didn't know that she had a little moves like that. She might be on that. Don't forget who the OG is, y'all. Ooh, what was that? Ooh, she threw you the middle finger. Fucking finger puppets. She threw you the middle finger, bro. She's hiking up the status. And I'm gonna tell you another reason, I'm gonna tell you another reason I don't think she crazy. When she ran up on Victor, what you gonna do now? When she ran up on Victor, what you gonna do now? Mother fucking, she said, she did a video going at everybody who said she shouldn't have ran up on him. She was just like, yo, that's no way to treat a person just because I ran up on you to say, what's up, I'm a fan, blah, blah, blah. She was perfectly coherent. I don't think nothing's wrong with her, y'all. I really don't. I really, really, truly don't. Oh, well, guys, it's subtle. What? Britney Spears is officially okay. What? I think so. So the man is diagnosed her. I think so until further notice, man. Everything is okay. Let's look at some of the yoga. She had a yoga clip up there. Go on. Up, up, up those circles. Look at the circles. Up, up, up. Slide up. There it is. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's good. Perfectly normal. That's normal yoga? Yoga every darn day. Oh, there you go. Hit it. Perfectly normal. Perfectly normal. That is normal yoga. That is normal yoga. That is normal yoga. That's what you do after you work out. Well, that's what yoga is. It's stretching. It is. That is normal yoga. It's Halloween. I didn't hear it. What did I say? What did you know about work out? What did I say? What did you say? What did I say? What did I say? Is that what you said? I didn't say anything. Yo, what did, what? Did we ever get to the bottom of what happened at the end of the last day? I don't have no idea. Did we ever get to the bottom of that? I have no idea. Was it, was it? I have no idea. You know how you know Charmaine's line? He starts to pull at his nose. No, I just didn't. I just want to know. You want to pull so bad, bro. You look at their hair. Taylor trauma be getting to her, yo. It's trauma. It's PTSD. But did we ever figure out why we were cackling like idiots at the end of last episode? Well, I've been last episode. But there's some sort of... Oh, shit. What? Hold on, man. Oh, shit. Bitch. I said I'm really, really rich. Hold on. My homeboy... Why are you looking at me with that bombastic side-eye? Hold on. My homeboy sent me this shit, man. What? Salute the... Salute to who, bro? Now he was listening to the pod. Salute to Dre from Trap Nerds. He said listening... Yo, shout out Dre. He said, listen to the episode. I used to work at a daycare for special needs and down syndrome people. They'd definitely be fucking. A dating show ain't that crazy. They used to get pregnant and everything. We had to stop them from doing it. And so I said, damn, how you started from fucking? He said it really wasn't a way. They'd hide and do it. And if we caught them, we'd tell the owners or the owners would tell us. Someone was trying to press charges, but I left before I could see the outcome. It was crazy. Boy, girl, boy on boy, girl on girl. They know what they be doing. Damn. Damn. What? What? What do you think the sounds are during sexy? Oh. What do you think? If you could guess the sounds, let's just go off of what it would be like. Whatever Britney doing in this video. Whatever Britney sound like in this video, they probably sound just like you. I don't know if Britney got them sounds, bro. I think they sound regular, man. What? I think that there's, listen, it's beautiful to make moaning sounds. Yeah. I think they sound regular. If you had to make the sound, like what would it be? If you just had to demonstrate what an adult male at that facility sounds like busting a nut. What would it be? Hello. I don't know what the sound is, but whatever it is, I bet you a bunch of T-Rexes will come running. I bet you a bunch of T-Rexes will come running. As soon as they hear that goddamn sound, whatever it is, man. You just chilling at the desk? The people working there just chilling at the desk, and all of a sudden they just see the water? God damn it, they're doing it again. Somebody get down there. Let's not get back into this. OK? Let's not get back into this. OK. God bless them. They are, they are, they are. Donald Trump facing federal and state charges for alleged crime. We finally got the mugshot shots. Yeah, a mugshot just won him the election. Nah. I can't see him not winning now with the popularity of the mugshot. I thought about it, but man, when I look at the numbers, right, they said he did like 7.1 million sales of the T-shirt, right? $47 a pop. By the way, great marketing, $47, because if he wins the next election, he'll be the 47th president. $47 a pop, right? But when you do the math, that's 150,000 T-shirts sold. OK. So let's just say either people were buying doubles, triples, or let's just say, let's just say one person bought one T-shirt. That's only 150,000 people. What I'm telling y'all, and this is what I truly feel, I don't think the energy exists for Trump in the real world like it does online. Because where are the crowds at the jail, Schultz? How come when he's turned himself into these places, it's not these massive rallies? Where's the smoke? But think about how scared we were, you know, when he first turned himself into New York and everybody was bracing themselves like, oh, my God, it's going to be right. It's going to be this and that. We ain't seen none of that yet. God forbid, we don't want it. I'm just saying I don't think people have the energy for Trump like we think they do. Man, my energy's there. No, I just think his ability to take over the Internet is unprecedented in all seriousness. But that's all it is. But that's all you need now. No, that's not. You need more. I don't think you do. And I think if they do... Listen, I think Biden has a chance to beat Trump if they do mail-in ballots. If you actually have to go and vote yourself, there's no way in the hell Biden will win. But if they rig it so that you can do your mail-in ballots and they send everybody the ballots or whatever, then, of course. I'm just discussing... But nobody cares enough about Biden to go to the... No enthusiasm. I'm with you. It's voter apathy like a motherfucker. But if they give everybody the ballot and it's already self-addressed and stamped and everything, you have to do nothing. You literally just have to check one box and then put it in your thing. You'll do that for Biden just because you hate Trump. But if you have to get up on a fucking Tuesday and wait in line to vote for Biden, no way. Now, here's the crazy thing. People just aren't reflective enough. I think they've actually liked their life under Biden way more than they liked their life under Trump. They might like Trump's policies more. They might like how bombastic Trump is. They might like how hilarious he is. They might like how insensitive at times he is and entertaining he is. But I think the calmness of the Biden presidency, which is a function of him literally never saying anything. He's just been in a bunker the entire time. The calmness that happens when the leader of the country never reacts to anything makes you not react to their reaction. It's only calm because of Trump, though. If Trump didn't have 91 criminal charges and foreign diamonds, they'd be all over Joe Biden and Hunter Biden and all the corruption around them. I don't think so. I do. I think what happens is you only take down or want to push back against or support a leader when he speaks on things. Biden never publicly speaks on shit. I don't think we've seen a president less in the modern era than Biden, right? And it's probably because they're like, okay, every time he speaks, he kind of looks a little bit uncomfortable out there and then people lose faith. But in terms of their lives, the average person would just... You know me, I'm not something like fucking thumping for Biden. I'm just saying the calmness of this last two years or whatever the fuck it was compared to the chaos. People like political normalcy. Yeah. I think they just like to check out. And they've been able to check out for two years. That's why a lot of people say, you know, I saw Styles P. Styles said that he liked Trump in office because he felt like people paid more attention when Trump was in office. I did prefer when Trump was in office over Biden and I could tell you clearly why. Why? Black people paid more attention to what was going on. I mean, I disagree with that only because I look at the legislation that Trump rolled out or even put in the Supreme Court appointments and like you don't get, you know, a Roe v. Wade, you know, thrown out if you don't put those Supreme Court judges in. So personally, legislation-wise, I don't think having Trump in is worth it. Here's the thing. Biden, the only thing that riles people up is the culture war, right? So the culture war is about these issues that are incredibly divisive and usually on like political lines, right? So it's like, trans is a big issue right now. It's like, or LGBTQ, like, and you'll see people hate Disney because they're about to put out a movie that has trans, this or gay, that, right? And now the people that are pro LGBTQ, they're going, oh, this is awesome. It doesn't do it. And then anti, there's these big fights, right? Biden, it feels like for the last two years, has avoided every culture war topic. Yes, there's been times where you had to trans people at the White House, but they're not blowing that up as big as possible. But that's smart. No, no, I guess that's what I'm saying. So he's avoided every culture war topic and therefore there's not a lot to rally against. Trump constantly hits culture war topics. That's all he's hitting. He's going. He knows that if he needles away at that, people are going to get excited, talk about it. And the more people get excited and talk, good or bad, the more attention goes on him and then what he believes is win an election that way. It's funny you said that because a lot of Republicans, conservatives feel like it's the other way around. They feel like Democrats focus too much on culture war. The GOP focuses on everyday issues. Democrats are different than Biden. Democrats, of course, Democrats that you have like the AOCs of the world, now they've told her to be quiet and she's shut up pretty much. But when she wasn't doing whatever they tell her, she was really tapping into that culture war and she was getting all this attention, right? Because she was a representative, she was a mouthpiece for all these people that did feel grieved by those specific topics. Just like when Robert Kenny Jr. comes out and be like, yo, the vaccine, we got to look into it. Like there's a lot of people who are anti-vax and now that's the biggest mouthpiece for that specific topic. And I think what Biden did is for two years is just didn't have a reaction to anything. And by not having a reaction to anything, we didn't react to his reaction and things were calmer. I'm not saying that that's a better way to lead. What I'm saying is if we compare our anxiety to Trump, sorry, to Trump, Obama Bush, to Biden, it is way cooler and lower now. But that's why it sucks around election time because now Biden got to hit the goddamn trail. He's got to talk. And you got to fucking energize people. If you go back and listen to Old Brandon, he said, so he said, I don't want to have to deal with Trump doing exactly what he's doing right now. Sucking all the air out of the goddamn media. You know what I mean? But I personally, man, if I was a conservative, if I was a GOP, I would want Trump to move out of the way. And there's a poll that says, there was a poll, I think, I don't know if it was Republicans they pulled or if it was Americans. But I think it was either half of Americans want Donald Trump to suspend his campaign. Half of them. I think so. Look that up, Taylor. I think more than half of Americans want him to suspend his campaign. I agree because, yo, why would you want somebody with this much distraction? But is that surprising? No. Like, of course. Sort of, sort of condom. Every Democrat is just like, yo, get out of here. And every Republican is like, yo, do it. And you know that he's got the Republican nominee locked because everybody on that stage almost at the Republican debate. Well, I don't want to say everybody, but a lot of the Republicans refuse to just be like, yo, that guy's an asshole, get him the hell out of there. Because they knew that they would piss off the base. Yeah, I just wonder what the base, I really do wonder what the base is. I wonder if there's, if Trump bought in a new generation of MAGA base, but I wonder what that old conservative original Republican base feels. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you piss off the Trump MAGA base, is that really going to hurt you in a general? I don't know. I feel like there's no, I don't feel like there's, I don't feel like too many independents going vote for Trump just go around, man. I think that hypothetical swing voter that voted for Obama and turned around and voted for Trump, I don't know if they vote for him this time around. I think it depends what they want to vote on, right? And I think if, I think the Republicans will try to make the conversation that Democrats are trying to transition kids. And they'll be like, look at all these Democrats, they're trying to transition children. We got to protect the children, protect the children, protect the children. I think that's how Republicans will position like one of the big talking points. Whereas before it was like the border. The border? I don't even know what Trump's policies are this time. Yeah. Like, and I mean this, I'm just saying, I'm just saying they have to pick one and it seems like that's the culture war right now. Like the Republicans go, we're going to protect the kids, we're going to protect the kids, protect the kids. And the Democrats, they believe that they're also protecting the kids, right? By providing them this care that they need. Now, there's a disagreement on if that care should be allowed for a underage child, right? Yeah. Like, should you be allowed to keep a secret from your parents if you're an underage child? If you're an underage kid, you literally have to ask your parents for permission to go to the movies. You have to ask your parents for permission to go on a fucking ride at an amusement park. Like, you need permission from them for everything. Why are we creating this caveat where you are becoming the parent of the kids? So I understand Republicans are concerned with frustration with that. So I think what happens is- Is that enough to get people to the polls? I think if you have a few of those together, so I think what Trump will do is isolate those issues and then lean on what he thinks will rile his base up and independence the most. I don't think he's capable of doing that at his age right now. That's fair. With 91 criminal charges and four indictments. That's fair. He keeps saying I'm getting arrested for y'all. That's cool, but is that enough to make you want to vote for him? You know what I'm saying? Because after a while you're like, I don't know if you're getting still getting arrested for us, buddy. I think somebody's got to be on you. Okay, is there a little bit? Like, is there any part of you that looks at this and then goes... Hmm. I'm voting for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.? Not I'm voting for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Like... Mary Ann? When you see the people that are against him, now it's a really interesting thing because people used to be like pro-Trump. Now I think they're anti-establishment. That's why Vick shines. Of course, Vivek. He's the only one. He's up there saying I'm not a politician. Exactly. So I think that the people on the left and the right, we have this disdain for the establishment. The news and the internet has really exposed that there's been time where the government have lied to us or withheld information as all governments do. And we're tired of them lying. So whatever candidate is calling out our frustration with the government, i.e. a Vivek or a Trump, we will gravitate to, not because we like them, but because we don't like the establishment. So our disdain for the establishment, I think, might push many of those, what would you call it, like casuals or independent voters. Yeah, hypothetical swing voters. Yeah, exactly. They'll just lean towards whoever is the most anti-establishment. And Trump is always, I mean, you could even make the argument right now that what he's going through is representative of the establishment attacking him. He's pushing back against the establishment and he will frame it like that. He will go, listen, the establishment, those old politicians, all those old elites that are controlling American, controlling your interests and starting these foreign wars and sending your kids out to die for nothing. They're also, you gotta tell your man, they're also, they're also attacking us. They're also attacking me. So if you don't like them and you think that they're ruining your country so that they could profit, tell, vote for me, because I'm gonna shut them all down. I think that's the combo. Yeah. Yeah. I had a thought till fucking Drax described to me. What the fuck? Basically what I'm saying is, I think the energy right now is the establishment has failed us and the establishment is putting us in this fucked up situation. Like, I think a lot of people are like, yo, that's a lot of billion dollars to give you cream while we got people suffering over here. Oh, 100%. But everybody's saying that. Like there's even Democrats saying that. Robert, everybody's saying that. That's just ridiculous. The thing I would say about Trump is, yes, people are anti-establishment, but I don't think anybody's anti-establishment enough to say fuck the Constitution. And when you got a man who literally said we should suspend the Constitution, that's your concern all Americans. Because all we want- When did he say that? I don't fucking know. Chris Christie kept saying that at the fucking debate station. Trump said we should suspend the Constitution. When did he say that, Chris? Suspend habeas corpus? No, he said we should suspend the Constitution. I forgot what it was for, but he said we should suspend the Constitution because Chris Christie kept- Yeah, and former President Donald Trump called for the termination of the Constitution to overturn the 2020 election. That's what it was. And reinstate him the power. I'm trying to see what the- And then on Saturday, seemingly out of nowhere, called for the suspension of the Constitution as yet another attempt to overturn the 2020 election. And Chris Christie kept bringing that point up at the debate, and I was like, huh. And so when I'm looking it up to see what it was, I'm like, I don't want that kind of president. I don't want a president that does not give a fuck about the Constitution. And we hear politicians say that all the time about Trump. Like, he doesn't care about the Constitution. But to hear that come out of his mouth, I don't want that. I think that's very reasonable. I think there's no more important, you know, document in- That's it. All we want is the Constitution to work for everybody. Absolutely, 100%. Like people, black people, Jewish people, Asians, everybody here in America. 100%. I just wouldn't look at- The Constitution isn't the establishment. The Constitution is- is Jesus. The Constitution is like what we should live up to. So you've got to- But you want to get rid of Jesus. You can't get rid of Jesus. You can't get rid of Jesus. You can't get rid of Jesus. Because this is the idea. This is the perfect man. This is the perfect human being. And if we all live this life, then we could live a godly life. And I think that's the idea with the Constitution. It's like if we lived up to the ideals in this Constitution- That's it. And everybody had them, then wow, this would be absolutely amazing. So what does that say about you that you want to get rid of it because things didn't go your way? I mean, if I'm Chris Christie, if I'm any Democrat, I'm leaning into that big time. Please don't lean too much, Chris Christie. But yeah, there's no more important. There's a great knock on him. And now it's a foolish thing for him to say 100%. And he acts like he's above the law. He acts like a person who doesn't abide by the Constitution. So when you hear him say that, I'm like, you know what? I think the Trump experiment has ran its course. Yeah, but you got to understand like most people, they're just understanding things from like a peripheral perspective, right? Myself included. I mean, you yourself included. You're still talking to politicians, but still we're on the outside. Even with this whole, we can get into the semiconductor talk, but even with Ukraine, right? We're just like, you know, we don't know what's going on there. The government isn't giving us enough information as to why we're really there. I'm sure there's some like long-term geopolitical reason as to why we're propping up Ukraine in this war right now. I felt like Nikki Haley explained it best in two sentences. Well, okay, what did she say? She said, she said, we have to protect Ukraine to avoid World War III. I mean, what does that mean? I don't know. Exactly, exactly. But it sounds like people go home. Really? That's why? So the Ukraine thing to me is really interesting because that right there is the topic where you could tell who's part of the establishment and who's not. Everybody part of the establishment on the left or the right will be like, we got to keep on funding Ukraine. Everybody part of the establishment on the left or the right is going to be pro-war. But Nikki thinks we're spending too much money in Ukraine, though. But she ain't going to say stop spending totally. Yeah, because she said if we, well, Chris, you know this is your lane, Chris. Come on, Chris. What? Why are they protecting Ukraine? Well, I mean, if you take it at face value, they're trying to contain Russia from... I'm trying to contain them. They're trying to damage Russia. Well, it's a rope-a-dope, right? You get them to waste all their resources on a war. It's the space race. Right. We did with them with Afghanistan where they went in there. Yeah. You know, half their country got hooked on heroin afterwards and, you know. Oh, this is it right here. Play this, Taylor. This is Nikki. I thought Nikki wanted to debate, by the way. Shows don't think so because she's a woman. But... What do you mean? What? That's not a woman. That's this guy. Press play, Taylor. Taylor, hurry up and press play if he talks. Why is Alex talking? Taylor has something else, boy. Taylor, what's going on? One thing about Taylor. What? I respect... I love Taylor's ability to do everything to do what her job. Yo, same, yo. Same. She is fantastic at everything except for her job. She might be one of the best ever. At everything except for her job. Except for her job. Except for her job. You probably one of the best in history. That's right. At everything. That's right. If you tell Taylor to do some imaging, fire. Unbelievable. Oh, my God. She'll have the imaging sounding amazing. Taylor made it. Anything other than that? Oh, it's going to be rough for you, buddy. No. Play a video, Taylor. I don't know how to do that. I can't play a video. I can't just press play. Ukraine is the first line of defense for us. And the problem that Vivek doesn't understand is, he wants to hand Ukraine to Russia. He wants to let China eat Taiwan. He wants to go and stop funding Israel. Why do people think China eats everything? What you do instead is you have the backs of your friends. Ukraine is the front line of defense. Putin has said if Russia, once Russia takes Ukraine, Poland and the Baltics are next. That's a world war. Putin is trying to prevent war. Look at what Putin did today. He killed Progozan. When I was at the U.N., the Russian ambassador suddenly died. This guy is a murderer. Putin don't bullshit. He don't. All right, Vivek. Mr. Ramaswamy, you're 30 seconds. Mr. Descent. You know, Nicky said, I wish you well in your future career on the boards of Lockheed and Raytheon. No, I'm not. I'm the fastest man in Raytheon. And you know, you're put down. But you've been pushing this lie. You've been pushing this lie. You've been pushing this lie. And then all of that, I already agreed. You go to Israel. I said, I wanna go to Israel. I wanna go to Israel. You want water. What water? In Israel, you want to get a visit. Man, I don't know any water. Okay, What? A man is talking. I don't give a fuck. That's a bunch of bullshit right there. Wasn't enough lies for me to... Establishment as they come. Yeah, she's a governor, former governor of South Carolina. Yeah, so listen, you can ask these people a few questions and find out if they're just going to tow the company line. And if they're going to tow the company line, then it's just more of whatever's happening. But that's what Republicans love. Democrats love too. They're all the same. They're all the same. That's why I say get Trump out of here. He's a distraction. You don't have to deal with the 91 criminal charges. You don't have to deal with the foreign diamonds. Whoever they put there, people are going to eventually get behind. All the Republicans on that stage doing exactly what Democrats are doing there on the stage. They're all talking shit to each other. They're popping shit. But when it comes time for an election season, they're all going to get in line. You know who I would get? You know who I would? Seriously? I'd get me a tuba and I'd follow behind that big motherfucker Chris Christie. I would put that big motherfucker at the front of the GOP and grab your tubas and be right behind him playing that shit. You know what I'm saying? You think he's the one? He's the biggest Trump hater. And so all of Trump's core base isn't going to vote. It wasn't even that he was a Trump hater. I know he is a Trump hater, but it's not the fact that he's a Trump hater. I think what he says about Trump is just the truth. And I think that one thing he said on that stage that made a lot of sense. He was like, I want a blue state. You want somebody that can go out there and win over these states that aren't necessarily red states. You want somebody that can go out there and be kind of a moderate after seeing so many extremes. I think Chris Christie's the guy. No, he absolutely could do it, but he's fast. What the fuck? Wow, this is crazy. Listen man, he's the perfect person to fat shame. Any joke that you want to get off about a fat person, you could do it to Chris Christie and nobody would be mad at you. Wait, scroll up right there. There might be a skinny one of him. Oh no, that's... No, no such thing. I gave him the perfect campaign, but he don't want to do it. Which is? The Runwood Christie campaign. You really got to go out there, take your shirt off, show people, say this is America now. And then we're going to get American in shape. By the time February, March rolls around, you know what I'm saying? All you got to do is get on that fucking... Stairmaster. No, man. Ozympic. Ozympic. He got to get on that Ozympic. Get on that fucking Ozympic, man. Yeah. Presidential code named Krispy Kreme. Yeah man, nobody want a fat president. It is amazing how image plays a role in every goddamn thing. Absolutely. You look the motherfucking part in everything that you do. We, as accepting as America acts like it is, we don't want no fat fucking president. 100%. Nikki Haley need bigger lips. She don't have big enough lips to be president in my opinion. I disagree. What do you mean you disagree? I've never even noticed her lips. Exactly my point that I'm making. He can't see him. Exactly the point that I'm making. Why woman, why she got to have lips? I thought she's a Cherokee or something like that. I hate my fucking brain. My God. I had to catch myself, man. Oh my God. Did you just let her go? Whoa. Holy fucking shit, man. You got to contain yourself, bro. I couldn't. Jesus Christ, man. Let's pay some bills, man. What the fuck is happening, man? What was that? 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The Life Tour cannot wait for you guys to see this. Have a kind walk of the Life Tour. I want to tell y'all, I got three little announcements. First of all, go support my sister, Alicia Renee. Unleash for Love is out on Audible right now. Latest release for me and Kevin Hart's SVH Productions. Audio scripted romantic comedy. Where Big Leash and her friends, Chesilarius and Pretty Vee and Logan Browning and Portia Williams and Giselle Bryant. They're all looking for love in this industry. So salute to everybody that's been checking it out, listening to it. Keep raking it. Keep reviewing it. It's on Audible right now. Unleash for Love. Gotta salute my God, Doug Melville. Invisible Generals. That's the next release coming out on Black Privilege Publishing, my book in print. It tells the amazing true story of America's first black generals, Benjamin O. Davis, Sr. and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military and create the famous Tuskegee Airman. That'll be out on November 7th, but you can pre-order that now. And I want to tell everybody, my third annual Mental Wealth Expo is happening Saturday, October 7th at the Marriott Marquis Times Square, New York City. It is a day of mental health and healing education. This is my third one this year. You know, a lot of the usual suspects like Dr. Alfie Breeland Noble, Dr. Rita Walker. Absolutely named Dr. J. Barnett. You know, he got his doctorate. Now, salute to my God, Dr. J. Barnett. Brandon Marshall will be in attendance. Dr. Jonathan Lasseter, Resma Minicum, author of My Grandmother's Hands. Latham Thomas, who was my doula, me and my wife's doula for our last two children. Corey Miner-Smith, Elliot Connie, when Sean Miller, my good sister, Angela Rye, and my man, Carson Daly. Carson Daly will be joining us this year, man. So Saturday, October 7th, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. to Mental Wealth Expo to marry our Marquis in Times Square. For more information, visit www.mentalwealthexpo.com and it is a free event. That will never change as long as I'm doing the Mental Wealth Expo. It was free the first year, free the second year, and it's going to be free again this year, man. All ages are welcome, so we'll see you Saturday, October 7th at the Marquis in Times Square. Oh, and I got to salute my God, Jeezy, too, man. Salute to Jeezy. Jeezy, in his second week, made the New York Times Best Seller's List. His first week, he made the Wall Street Journal List. He was like number two on the Wall Street Journal List. He was the number one audio and audible. He was number 15 on the USA Today, but he made the New York Times Best Seller's List last week. So Jeezy is now officially a New York Times Best Selling Author. So salute to my God, Jeezy. Congratulations, Jeezy. I'm happy to play a role in that. That's fire, man. Play that, Taylor. Play my God, Young. First of all, let me tell you something. Past the Young, Jeezy is one of my top seven favorite rappers of all time. Okay? Play this, Taylor. Play this. Play this. How did you decide to write a book as bright as you are about your history, your past and everything you've been through? What made you decide to write a book? Well, statute of limitations is up far as I know. So I definitely ran everything through my lawyers. That was first and foremost. It was actually a lot of stuff. I had to take out a book because I just didn't want to put myself in no crazy position. But before I even say that to me, shout out to my brother Ray, to my right because this book was something I had been working on. And I had one situation and it fell through. I was like, bro, who published your book? How did you get it done? And he pointed me in the right direction and thank you for that, bro. He helped me get this done. So just know Shalemaine had a lot to do with that. That's right. And you know, just another assist that I like to throw and I just want to tell y'all, fuck you. You know what I'm saying? Because y'all be doing shit for nobody, you bum ass niggas. That's the only reason I play that. Okay? Whoever wants to wear that fucking whoever, whoever shoot that bitch, put it on. You bum ass motherfuckers. The reason I'm saying that, man, because I'm tired of seeing all of these motherfuckers talk about, like, you know, how much money they making, you know, all of this they claim to do, but we don't ever see it. I'm really, really tired of people who got these platforms who aren't doing anything with these platforms. You're not doing anything. Only person you're benefiting is yourself at the end of the day. And I tell y'all all the time, if what you are building or what you have only benefits you is not big enough. Bottom line point blank period. You know what I'm saying? Throw an assist to somebody if you can. You know? If you're passionate about a cause like I am when it comes to mental health, put together an event like the Mental Wealth Expo. This is my third one. And everybody gets in free. If you really are providing a service to people and you really want to give people help, you should do it for free. That's my personal. If you can afford it for sure. If you can afford to. Everybody acting like they can, but I don't see them putting their money where their mouth is. That is the challenge from here on out for the rest of our lives. What are you doing with all of this money and this influence that you claim to have? This is motherfucking getting your algorithm popping, man. That shit is not impressive to me in any way, shape or form. Because as we know, getting algorithm popping is easy to do. We did it last week with a goddamn lie. We sat on this podcast shows and told people we were lying. And blog sites still ran with it. Y'all got my man Bun B reposting. Y'all got the OG, the legendary, one of the best to ever do it. Bun B reposting. Furious. I think he was really mad. You want to read what Bun B said? Let me read what Bun B said. Bun B reposting. And Bun B reposted one of you blogs. I forgot which one it was. Hold on. Bun B said, sorry, see the god, but the queen Beyonce is more than welcome to die in our trail burgers and we can anticipate and handle any and all issues on site, bro. Fuck you, me. And look at the headline. Hold up. Y'all knew about this. Charlemagne explains why Beyonce is not allowed to eat at public restaurants. I can totally see why people get on podcasts every week and just lie to folks. Bro, it ain't even podcasts. It's just news in general. Just news in general. Podcasts, YouTube, CNN, Fox, MSNBC. Now they can't tell blatant lies like they can on social media and YouTube. But they They'll lie. They won't say anything. They won't look into a single thing. Not one goddamn thing. How could y'all post just that clip? I'm not going to say who the person is, but I do want to salute one blog site. I really like this blog site. Dairy posted it. And you know why I fucked with you? I always knew I fucked with you, but I'm going to tell you why I really fucked with you. I fucked with you because you were embarrassed. You actually were embarrassed. He hit me up so apologetic. And he was like, man, it's just me. He's like, I'm just this one person doing this page. And it's a page we all like. Hollywood Unlocked? No. Jason got a full staff. It wasn't Hollywood Unlocked. They didn't report it. But this page, he was like, it's just me. He's like, I'm so sorry, man. I was listening to the episode. I just totally missed it. Yo, I didn't even catch that part. But I fucked with you because you was embarrassed. Because when you're embarrassed, that means you're going to try better the next time. Yeah, you have integrity. You have integrity. When you don't have no shame and you just like fucking, I know they lying. But nobody cares about the truth and the lies. We need the engagement. We don't need your kind around here. Your kind is not welcome here. Did you see Noah Lyles post-run interview? What'd you think? I just think it's just really You want to play it? Yeah, let's play it because it is funny. Okay, so I guess we're going to have to sit up for 10 minutes until Taylor figures out how to even though she had it up. She had it up. And they have world champion on their head. World champion of what? The United States? Don't get me wrong. I love the U.S. at times. Potato the world. That is not the world. We are the world. We have almost every country out here fighting thrive and putting on the flag to show that they are represented. There ain't no flags in the NBA. The thing that hurts me the most. What do you think, Charlotte? I think that I don't understand why in your moment of glory where you just won three gold medals that you would get on stage and decide to shoot at a whole other sport that has nothing to do with you. Now, technically, is he right? Sure. Even though we know why NBA players get called world champions is because the best players in the world come play here. Come to play in the NBA. If you look at the last three MVPs, none of them are from fucking America. You know what I'm saying? It's Giannis, it's Yolkic, it's Joe L.M.B. I get what he's saying and technically he may be correct, but the reality is the best players in the world, probably more than any other sport in America are in the NBA. I mean, the argument that he should make is everybody on the planet that can run has run 100 meters straight. There's no secret athlete out there that's really the fastest person but we're not aware of who they are. If you can run 100 meters straight we know. So if he's the fastest man on the planet, we know that there's nobody else out there that's the fastest. The fastest swimmer on the planet doesn't even have access to a pool. Most people never have access to water. They don't even know how to swim. The best basketball player on the planet might have never even touched a basketball. Right? The best skier on the planet might have never even seen snow but everybody's run straight so you could make the argument with him he is the fastest person on the planet. I know some crackheads that'll smoke him but at the 10 to age of 57 right now. But in like a 40 100. Not 100. Crackhead can't run 100. Shit. Can't run 100 meters. You tell them for a 20 or rock and you got some good shit? You think they can run 100 meters? Smoke them. Bro, there's this guy who asks crackheads if they want to eat a flaming hot chip. Have you guys seen this? No. Oh boy this guy's got some good like street dudes. If they can eat it. He's like you can eat the hot chip and the streets are like yeah he did it's no big deal. And bro watching them suffer through this is fantastic. It's fantastic. God bless Tiktok and whatever your name is. Shout out you legend. How do we get here? I don't know I just think I just think that you know I don't understand why you would step on your own moment. Like you don't have to you know elevate his own moment. But that's swag. You can't pull yourself up by stepping down on other people especially people in one of the most popular sports in the world. You know basketball the third most watch sport in the world. It's soccer, football cricket and fucking basketball. I think formula one is in there as well. Top three soccer, cricket and football. I mean yeah soccer, cricket and basketball. My point with that is these are the most popular richest players in the world. You want them supporting you. You Google this guy's name this year I mean this week that's all you see Kevin Durant, Jemon Green, Aaron Gordon, Drake you know what I mean? America loves our sprinters. Come on and why should you know in American sports also why should you know in a sport where there are skills that are required. These skills are required in track. No no no they're definitely skills are required in track. If you go like that fast it feels quite in track. Any fucking idiot can run track. Oh shit here we go. Yo let's go. Literally it is the sport that the dumbest people can do. When you look at the Special Olympics what's the one they always get right? When you look at the Special Olympics what's the one they always get right? They can let them go straight. They're not worried about them doing the running ones. When they're doing the pole vault or something with sharp shit they go okay this might be an issue. But when it comes to running straight nobody at the Special Olympics is worried that they're going to fuck that up. They could have basketball too. You could literally have power syndrome and you could run 100 meters straight easily. That's what all requires intellect. It requires brain power. It requires skill. Are you talking about it with the relay too in track? I'm going to tell you right now if Taylor about to defend y'all if Taylor about to be y'all representative right now I know why you're going to do this Taylor. I'm going to give a fuck. Let me just give it a look. It is. Yo my nigga. People mess up on the baton. The message is not being able to hand the baton. Look at it. They're coming in full speed. They're coming in full speed. They're coming in full speed. They're coming in full speed. I'm going to show you what's happening in the US championship now. I think women are better at grabbing it but the men were not as familiar. The women the ones were fumbling. They didn't fumble. They did fumble. And they still won. I'm going to tell you something. You've been disrespectful. You have never seen a man handed over the homo. The homo, the homo. I want to tell everybody that runs track. This is going to be the time Andrew gets smoked. Wait, why? You're saying that it requires more intellect. Playing track requires more playing track. What do you call it? Did you see? Running amok. Did you see who won? You think running amok requires more intellect. Did you ever see who won? Did you ever see who won? I'm going to say football. I'm going to tell you. They're being an offensive lineman. Yeah, he's crazy. They're being a center. You sound crazy. You sound crazy, Andrew. They're being a middleman. Andrew, you sound crazy. You're reading the entire defense. Andrew, you sound crazy. At one point, you're thinking that things this much is boys and girls in a circle. You're judging this off the one track, the former track runner you beat. That's what you're judging off of? I don't know who they're being women, bro. You're judging this off Taylor, and that's not fair to all of the track people. First of all, That shouldn't even be the fucking judge me. You're talking about… Why don't you lose your brain to beat me in that race? Hey, what happened last time? Why don't you lose your brain to beat me in that race? You want me to start again? Yeah, start again. Start again. Start again. You got something for me? Start again. Let's play this game. I'm going to call one of my. Let's play this game. Track stars. So what did you say about track stars again? No, I said, they require the lowest amount of intelligence to do of any sport. That's, anyone could run. I mean, this pass. You're making my point. No, no, no, no, but you're missing a point. You had Kevin Hart. Say again? Yeah, Kevin Hart, go down. That running ain't that easy. But he knew which direction to go. Is that what you're basing on off of? His muscles did. His muscles gave up because he's 40 years. But when he was younger, his brain didn't give up. He knew where to go. I think it was dehydration. There it is. Dehydration. Dehydration, and he didn't stretch. Damn, she's under the dryer right now at the hair salon. But. I said, can I call you on podcast real quick? Why are we really going to make the other one? Hold on. I said, short said, track stars require the lowest amount of intelligence to run. She put, oh, shit. She said, damn it, I'm under the dryer at the hair salon. I'm just saying, playing basketball, if you're a point guard, right? You're like Kobe's knowledge of the game is unprecedented. Magic Johnson's knowledge of the game is unprecedented. Steve Nash's knowledge of the game is unprecedented. You're going to compare that skill set, what Messi does on a soccer field. You're comparing that. They're two different levels. I think it's the same. One is Taylor Swift. Oh my god. I think it's the same. No way. You know what I think it's the same? Because I think it's a certain mind muscle connection you have to have when you're running track. Oh my god. It is. Oh my god. When it comes on, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a joke, Shane. I don't like Taylor Cosine and me because she Cosine me last week when I made up that lie about me on this. She was in the background talking about exactly what I lied about this Michael Jackson law. I don't want her Cosine if she Cosine me like I'm wrong. That's what I'm trying to do, bro. That's what I'm trying to do. You need to go and they go. They don't think about nothing. Is this a comedic podcast? So why can't I play along? You were serious. You were dead serious. I was. You were dead serious. Somebody on Instagram said, Taylor Ryder, die with the lie. But seriously, you know what? You're true, you're true. But you don't understand. You don't know enough about it. Because they just start running. They don't even think they'll just start running in the main conversation. I used to do this from my track buddy. I used to do this from my challenge. We'd be at the bar and drink a beer. They'd go, on your mind? They'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get that. Hey, hey, hey. Go! And they'd just start running immediately. Mind, muscle connection, no. They don't have mind. Stop saying that shit. It doesn't require mind. It doesn't require mind. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? When people run, look, look, when they run the mile, right, they, in the last mile, they have to gain some type. In the last mile of the mile? OK, I'll say the last, the last 100 days. Do y'all see what I'm saying right now? Do y'all see? Now, let's come back here right now. Do y'all see what I'm saying? This is what I'm saying. That's it. That's all I'm saying. In the last mile of the mile. In the last mile of the mile. When they run the mile, the last mile of the mile. I told y'all, I told y'all, if Taylor was going to be y'all representative, this wasn't going to go well. This is the whole thing. This is the whole thing. You guys, this is the whole thing. The last 400 or 200 meters, they have to work. The last 400 of a 200 meters? I said, nigga, that's not what the fuck I said. I don't walk out the fucking room. Can you listen to what I'm saying? I did what you said. This is what you said. I said either the last, I said either the last 400 or the 200 meters. When she calls me the M word, you know it's serious. Because you're pissing me the fuck off. Listen to what I'm fucking saying. The last 400 or 200 meters. The track starts very easy to anger. Very easy. Very easy to rob up. Very easy to rob up. No, it's just me. No, it's the track start thing. Listen. Yes, go. Go. In the lap? He's so good. He's so good. You did look like you bought the right time. He did. I'm not gonna lie. On the last go, you did do a little something. You did not like a fucking 400 meters. You're not lying. She's about to go for real. I'm telling you, you could rob them up, bro. You could rob them up? Oh my God. I disagree. I think track stars are intelligent. I think it takes... No, no, no. I didn't say that there are... That's not what you said. Don't say no. I said it requires the least amount of intelligence. That's not what the fuck you said. No, I didn't say track stars are dumb. I said they requires the least amount of intelligence to run straight. You can have the smartest person in the world that's a track star. They would waste their intelligence on it. But you can't have it. It doesn't mean. What I'm saying is to play the center position in the NFL, to play quarterback, to play middle linebacker. Come on, bro. Well, that's because you gotta remember playbooks. Ray Lewis had the entire defense memorized. He knew every fucking play coming at him. To play safety in the NFL. Why are you comparing them? But I'm sure it's a lot of stuff like that in track, right? Don't they teach y'all stuff when y'all run? I mean, I know you haven't done it in a while, Taylor, but don't they teach y'all like... We had to learn how to run out the blocks. We had to learn how to run out the blocks. Yeah. How do you ever run out the blocks before? I spun the block. It shows he's going to be somewhere with his phone. Yeah. And all he's going to do is somebody's going to snatch it. He's going to go, fuck! And I'm going to go, full start? And I'm going to go, damn, full off. Okay. Here, sorry. I thought I wouldn't go here. Let's try it again. Let's try it again. I'm telling you, that's all you can do. Oh, my God. Are you just saying because of running is easy? That's what you're trying to say? Running is not easy. I mean, I'm just fucking around. But what I'm saying is you're just running straight. And track stars don't run like normal people. Track stars are just running straight. It's 200s before you're running on a curve. Track stars don't run like normal people. No, I'm not going to lie. They be down. Exactly. You have to do all of that, too. Jesus. Come on. First of all, y'all haven't ran track. Y'all haven't run track. But it's actually... Y'all know what's... But Charlamagne is right, so you have to start off... No, how you just described exactly what we have to do. When you have to just pop up, you're going to mess up your... Why are you running? Why are you running? Why are you... Why are you laughing? Why are you running? That's the tip. That's the tip. Why are you laughing? The point is not that track stars are dumb. Okay? I don't know what you're trying to prove. But the point is not that track stars are dumb. The point is you don't... I'm not... No, I'm sorry. You don't need to be a genius to be a track star. No one's saying that either. I don't want to believe that. I think you got to watch your nutrition. You know what I mean? I think there's a lot of different things that you want to be a track star. I don't know anything. Charlamagne, you're really doing something, bro. You try to brawl out. You're trying to brawl out. That's what you're doing. You're really trying to brawl out. No. But Charlamagne, a point. You have to watch your nutrition. You know what I'm saying? You got to keep your weight down. No way. You got to keep your weight down. No, you're not. We're fucking an insane person right now. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm trying to tell you all of this thing. It's just like a boxer, okay? Don't do that. The boxer's trying to make weight, right? The nutrition aspect of what they do is just as important as the athletic stuff. So everything got to be measured correctly. You got to drink a certain amount of water. You got to eat this right amount of food. It got to be the same thing with track. What are you talking about? I will not. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Did I do that to her? That was crazy. Come on, her side. That was crazy. Come on, her side. You know what I'm saying? He didn't have your back. He didn't have your back the whole time. Exactly. No, but now you're just being an asshole. Exactly. Now you're being an asshole. Because you know that's not all that goes into it. He was literally making an argument for you. Look it up. Look it up. Look up what gold is. But that goes into all sports. You should be having nutrition. What are you talking about? I think it's a lot different with track. With track, you really need to be on it, bro. You just got to eat your weighty. What does it take to be a track star? You need to be able to go. You need to be able to turn left a little bit. To the left, to the left. You need to be able to turn left a little bit. Google it out. What do y'all Google it? What does it take to be a track star? You just got to be fast. Yeah, it's literally fast. It is, bro. I'm not saying being in the NBA, you just got to be tall. Well, that helps some. It does the majority of the work. Let's look it up. You know what? If you're seven feet, you can be in the NBA. This is crazy. What? It is just insane to me. What? Bad talk. Are we really making the argument that running straight requires all of your mental energy? I just can't believe the talk of nutrition caused such animosity in this show. That's crazy. Why did that? Why are you guys laughing? That's fucked up. You had your back. Now watch. When you look up what it takes to be a track star, nutrition is on here. I really hate both of y'all. What does it take to be a track star? Scum between my toes. You have to find a goal that really inspires you. A goal? Yeah, you have to slow down. I hate y'all so much. You have to take 180 steps every minute. What? 90 per leg. This is what it takes to be a good track star. Run trails. Run for over 45 minutes or an hour. You need to take in some nutrition. There you go. Apologize to me, Taylor. Look at what it is. Look at what it is to be a great boxer. Look at what it is to be a great basketball player. I think it's different with track. Are you trying to make a handshrews argument? No, he's not making an argument. Are you keep talking about running in a straight line? There's more than just that. What are the other things you've got to do to be a track star? I already told you. When it comes to the relay and stuff like that, it takes a lot of work to get it straight. So anything four-year-olds can do, you can do as a track star, right? Jumping in the sand. Four-year-olds, right? You take your kid to the sand. They jump in it. That's the thing, right? I can't wait to fight you. Why do you want to fight me? I don't think we should have this conversation no more because there's no track people in here. That's... Now everybody's staying in shock. Look, look, look, look. To maximize strength gains and enhance recovery, training sessions, you have to have high protein diets within 30 minutes of training. It is important to eat throughout the day before practice. Low energy leads to poor training sessions. Running in multiple heats are avenged throughout the day. So nutrition is one of the top things when it comes to running track. That's facts. That's facts. And you have to remember this type of shit because you can't eat too much. It's the same thing with boxing. You can't eat too much because you don't want to get overweight. Exactly. I said the same thing with other sports. You make it seem like it's just track. It says eating during a long run will help keep you moving and replenish what you're burning. I think it's worse. And by the way, you know the only reason I know that? What? The fucking flash. That's right because the flash of burning calories is crazy. You have to eat all the fucking time. The flash eats all time. Can I ask you a question? What is the hardest track event mentally? What is the one that's really putting mental stress? Hurdles. Got to be hurdles. Hurdles? Hurdles. Okay. You're running full speed and jumping over them shit? Yeah, running and jumping. That's different, bro. That is different. That's different. What? What the fuck are you eating? Nuts like that. You're crazy, guys. So what do you think? What do you think the toughest, only the smartest track stars can do it? Which one? I'm not having this conversation with you guys. Which one? I refuse. Which one? Which one? Let me yell and I'll feel like doing that. What else we got to tell him? I'm on a spiritual journey and y'all are not respecting me. What else we got to tell him? Hold on. What do you think not him? Andrew done pissed off the whole track community. Why? Every track person would agree with me. They'd be like, yeah, we're not using our fucking brain during this, but we happen to be the best athletes on the planet where the fastest human beings on the planet. That's not how you said it, so stop. I said it that way the entire time. I thought it was going to be some other tease that took us out, but nope, we're the track stars. Shout out track stars. You know what I mean? Start winning. What are you talking about? I don't like it when America loses in track, bro. They think he was killing him. I grew up with Carl Lewis, bro. The dude that we can't even remember his name is now. No allows. He busted ass. Shikari Richardson busted ass. Shikari busted ass. The USA swept into four by 100. Was Jamaica competing? Both of them, yes. Because Jamaica don't play. You beat them. Jamaica does not play. I beat them after a couple of years. Salute to Young Miami. Young Miami, stop cock-blocking your daddy. You know what I'm saying? Your daddy is single and he's available. Let them women be in your daddy's DMs. Your daddy got to have a life, too. What's going on, man? Don't have that Carl Lewis smeller. Young Miami daddy is Carl Lewis smeller. My guy Carl, that is the deacon. If I ain't never seen the deacon. But they ain't Carl Lewis. The only reason we did it, he looked like Carl Lewis because of the beard, the hat. And outfit. Yeah, Carl Lewis, yeah. What's Carl Lewis? Shout out to Carl Lewis, but that's not Carl Lewis. That is not Carl Lewis. Don't disrespect the deacon. That's exactly how Carl Lewis dances, too. Nah, stop playing, though. It is. Stop playing. I swear I seen him do it on stage a couple of times. Stop that, y'all. Like, I can crazy. Salute to that man right there. Right there, right there. Yeah, I can disrespect for it now. That man, DM, is going to be flooded. Flooded. How old is Young Miami daddy? Oh, geez, I hear killing it, man. You hear me? That's oh, geez, I hear killing it. Yes, sir. We were having a conversation earlier. I feel like a lot of women nowadays want older men. What do you mean, nowadays? It's always been like that? Of course. You think so? Of course. I think it's a little bit more different now. Well, why now? Why do you think? Because I'm old. Because I'm old. And I want to be reminded I still got it. Which I do. Which they do. Remind me. Because they call me Uncle Snacky. When you say still got it, still got it in what way? I like when they call me Uncle Snacky. Why? Because it makes me feel good. It don't make you feel good when somebody tells you you look good. Uncle Snacky makes you feel good, though? Yes. Okay. Same reason your Instagram is fun-sized T. I have a reason for that, though. What is the reason? Because I saw a shirt when I was younger in middle school and I said I'm not short. I'm fun-sized. And I was like, oh, there we go. Oh, see, we're flipping. I like that. You were taking it back. You were taking back the power. Exactly. Damn, I feel like you're angry at me right now. I do, too. I feel so. Why is she angry at me? What the fuck did I have? Because y'all think shit's fun and games. Yo, is that being nice? We were talking about track. It is fun and games. Yeah. My girl said, my home girl said an ignorant person would think that because everybody can run. Exactly. I like that word. Just ask her what requires more mental strength, playing quarterback or playing point guard or running straight? I think it requires the most. Do you know what you also have to do while playing basketball, Chris? Run straight. It's the same thing with track, too. I get what you're saying. Basketball is track and bouncing. I think the thing that we're not taking into consideration with track runners is their form. You have to hold a lot more information in your head playing basketball on football. There's no question. Yeah. But the thing is you can take breaks in those sports. Track, it's a shorter period, definitely cross country. It requires a lot of mental stamina just to keep going because your body wants to shut down. So if you're talking about strength, I can see it. Actual intelligence and information basketball. Chris, you don't think that your body wants to shut down playing basketball? You see these guys throwing up on the side? Yeah, that's why guys don't get back on defense. That's why they don't run the lane because they're like, yo. That's why people take it easy in track. Take it easy in track, it's over. You go, you take it easy somewhere. Take a break. I asked her, I said what requires more mental strength. When I was young, I would run track. What type of track? Cross country? No. Race walk? I would do 100 meters. That's a race walk. I did. I ran the race walk. And that's why... Race walk hips. I do have race walk hips. Did you really do the race walk? I did. I got bronze from race walk when I was a kid. Race walk is the most stupidest. Why are you shitting on people's sport? It is. It is stupid because aren't we there to run or do any of the field events? Why are you walking? You know what's going to be funny? You know what's going to be funny? And walking doesn't require a shit. You're going to be getting challenged every time you walk down the street now. Every time you walk down the street, my fuck will be walking up to you going... Look, I'm in New York. No, no, no. But look, Russia, Russia. I got to understand. I got to understand you doing the walk race because it is fucking walk race in New York. How people walk with that. Okay. She said... I said, what requires more mental strength? Playing quarterback, point guard or running. She said, it's not a comparison. I said, that's what he's comparing. She said, they all require different skills. She said, mental strength as far as what? I don't even think she can have this combo, bro. I don't think she can have this combo, bro. She's a gold medalist. In what? Track. Oh, I just... She was four by 400 relay. Four by 100 relay and 60 meters. 400 meters is hard to run. 400 meters is hard to tell to run. I've done it. She won gold in all of the... That's amazing. Yeah, she won gold in the 100 meters and the USA Outdoor Track and Field Championship. She's a world champion. Yeah, she smokes shit. What's your timing with 400? You say what? Me? What's your time? Hers or mine? Both, I guess. She just said, all require a certain skill. 48 seconds. And the 400? What are we doing? Can we do the abs? That's a guy? That's bad? A little bit. Too much tail on the pod. That's a 12-second split of the hundreds. What's your 40 time? What 400 time? I was in the 400 run. I ran 200 and 100. What did you get in 200? My fastest time was 25-5. And then for 100, it was 11-6. In a way, you got... 3-6-40, yo. I have the gold medal. I'll bring him in next week. Yo, bring in them gold medals because I smoked you in 100 and I'm not running no 11. It's 5. She was in high school. Exactly. I was in high school. I'm a 40-year-old man. She was in high school. What does that have to do with anything? I'm not running like that anymore. I told y'all to go to commercials. This shit is going to get stupid. Taylor's going to try to fight everybody in here. I want to fight all y'all now. Why? Nobody wants to fight. Chris is the only person I don't want to fight. He's so violent about me. What if for no reason? I ain't do nothing. Fuck out of y'all. What about me? That's crazy. Why are you upset at me? What did I do besides have a great argument? What did I do besides have a great argument? I hate y'all. Can y'all read it? Salute to the OG Steve Harvey. Yes, sir. Okay, y'all need to get off Steve. Man, I'm tired of having Steve come out here and having to explain himself to you motherfuckers for no reason, all right? But salute to Steve. Elevate you. Fantastic water. Fantastic products. Throw me something. Throw me that bag, Taylor. 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I say that to her all the time. the only person that believes in you. Bro, that is a mind fuck right there, bro. That is a mind fuck, dude. It's not a mind fuck. You're crazy. What the fuck does, I didn't think about that. Hold on. I'm the only person that believes in you. Good to say, I believe in you. But you also need to let her know ain't nobody else believe in her. No, I think what I'm trying to tell her is I believe in her so much that I don't know if everybody else believes in her the way that I do. That's a way better version than saying, yo, everybody else thinks you suck, except me. That's kind of true. But they're wrong. We're going to prove them wrong, Taylor. Taylor Made Productions, baby. You keep going. Taylor Made Productions. Taylor Made it. Taylor Made it. Taylor Made it. Taylor Made it. Taylor Made it. But y'all are really making me regret saying Taylor Made it. Why? Because we got it, Taylor Made it. Taylor Made it. But you're saying everybody says, now it looks silly. Everybody else listens to Breakfast Clubs. Everybody else listens to Breakfast Club knows. Taylor does the best imaging in the fucking world. Damn right. I've been trying to tell her for the longest. Taylor, you are a genius at imaging. Keep focusing on imaging. She's been focusing on imaging. She makes everybody feel good. It's the same way imaging is for people. Imaging is when you hear the donkey of the day intros, or the Breakfast Club intros say, live from the Black Mothership, or when we have all the different guest co-hosts and Jess with the mess, has her Jess with the mess and her news is real, or like, don't call me white girls on this week. Taylor did a special customized intro for her. All of these people love these customized intros. All this audio editing that basically really increases the production value of a segment because they're like, oh, this is a real segment. Yes, and there's a lot of people nowadays who don't know how much money you can make doing other things other than being talent. As long as I've been doing radio, I've only known one imaging person, and that was Dr. Dave, salute to Dr. Dave. Drama started doing it a few years ago. DJ Drama and, you know, DJ Drama, it became a very lucrative thing for Drama at one point. Here we go. Taylor isn't a voice, but Taylor can take voices and produce voices and make those voices sound amazing. She makes the imaging sound amazing. She gets the right elements from movies and TV shows and all types of other stuff. And she takes direction very well. It's actually the only time she takes very well direction, very good direction. You tell Taylor to do anything else. She won't do it. She's gonna do it, but she's gonna be fucked up. Yeah. Right? She might eventually get it right. She'll get it right eventually. But when it comes to that imaging, I can see the twinkle in her eyes. It's just passionate about it. She loves it. Loves. You know what I mean? She enjoys it. And I know that's what she should be doing. And you're already starting to see some benefits from it, right? You know what I'm saying? Man, what's going on? What's going on? People are hitting her up. Yeah, I ain't tell them. Tell them what he's trying to tell them. I actually just made my own page on Instagram called Taylor Made It. And you can do imaging, not just for radio. You can do it for podcasts. You can do it for everything. That's right. Taylor Made It. Taylor Made It. What is it? At Taylor Made It? Yeah, At Taylor Made It. Productions, underscore our productions. Or you can just find on my page funsize underscore T, which I'm probably going to be changing. But why are you going to be changing it? Because I was telling me to just to really brand it. You're grown up. Get rid of, yeah. Your fun size T is silly. It's silly. You're too old for that. You don't think silly is true? I don't know. I know you was fun size T for so long. Me too. That's why I'm like. You're too old for that, Taylor. OK, well, let's go to Emile. Stop it, dude. Yeah, OK. Emile me, Taylor. What? I can tell he's holding something back. I am not. You can tell by looking at his face. I'm looking at God talking to Taylor through asking idiot. Em Willso83, what's one thing that you thought was really fun in your 20s that you think is stupid now? Excuse me. Fun size T. Now go through your email. Wait, what? Y'all could, you don't mess this whole thing up. Y'all can contact me at TaylorMadeitproudprod at gmail.com right now. Bong, TaylorMadeitproud at gmail.com. Yes. All right, Em Willso83 says what's one thing that you thought was really fun in your 20s that you think is stupid now? Shit, damn it, everything. We had a good ass time in our 20s. Boy, when you look back on it, you're like, that's what your 20s are for. Your 20s are to do stupid shit. Yup, like getting head, bro. That shit is dumb now. That shit is so fucking stupid. Why? Because you're not getting any. Bro, that's for your 20s, dude. You know what I mean? That ain't for your fucking 30s and 40s blowjobs. You're 30s and 40s, dude. Get out of here. What are you guys crazy? That's fine, man. What are you guys crazy? You know what's so interesting though? Me and Duvall talk about this all the time. Head? Duvall calls it, yo, I had some ideas about blowjobs. You want to go over it for a little bit? You're not really young. You're not as young for as long as you think you are. You're old, if you're blessed, you're older way longer than you're younger. Because we decide old is like 30. So think about it, if you could live to 100, you spent 70% of your life old. Yes, yes, yes. Because you're a child, right? And then when you're out and about, you're a teenager. And then it's your 20s. You really ain't as young in your 20s as you think, right? Like, if you're somebody like, if you're 20, 21, yeah, you're still there. But how long does that last? 25? To 30, I think you got to 30, yeah. But once you hit 30, what do you guys start doing? Yeah, once you're in your 30s. You got to stop sucking cocks all the fucking time. That's for a fact. Yeah, because you're 10 years from 40. And you know, Biggie said being broke at 30, give a brother the chills. So some people might say, which I think is wrong, if you're not where you want to be at 30, you know, you're saying you kind of failing in life. I don't agree with that. No. You know what I mean? I don't agree with that. I think that, you know, it takes time, but I think that you got to let go of a lot of 20 year old mentality. Like the problem is there's a lot of y'all that's in your 30s and y'all still moving and thinking like y'all did in your 20s. And that shit is actually keeping you stuck on stupid. That's because when you 20, five years from now, you can say, okay, I'll be 25. When you 25, you can say five years from now, I'll be 30. When you start getting 33, 34, 35, that five years from now, you hitting 38, 39, 40, baby. And once you hit 40 and you still doing the same old shit you were doing at 20, God bless, you know what I'm saying? God bless. Shit about to be rough for you. Damn, bro, that was intense. Nah, just put it out there. You know, sometimes I be seeing these people and they be talking like they so young. Yo, you 35, yes, you might be younger than me, but you hold the cost of nothing. That's facts though. Okay, you are ancient as fuck. So you trying to keep up with them. That's the problem, they trying to keep up with them. Don't do it. Like Kai got his own lane. He's 27 years old, 21 years old. That's his era. That's his thing. He's different. You better figure something else out. You're 34, 35, y'all head ass. Quizz 100, would you fight Floyd in last three, three minute rounds for 50 million or not fight him for one mil? Ooh. Not fight him for one mil. Because I'm not last in three, three minute rounds with Floyd, no chance. I don't think people realize how long three minutes in a round, a boxing ring is. It's not even. I really, and I know y'all hear that, I'll go three rounds, that's nine minutes, that's easy. No, it is not. With somebody relentlessly attacking you, you have no skill set. You don't know how to bob, you don't know how to fucking weave, and you're trying to swing back, you might knock you to fuck out. There's no guarantee that you're gonna last three minutes in a ring with Floyd Mayweather. 100%. No. You're not gonna just try to run and hold, just try to get through the round? Yeah, that's exactly what I would do. I wouldn't hold, I wouldn't hold him. My father be hitting you all in the ribs and shit. I would run. Yeah. I'd run. I'd run. I'd definitely run. Omar, scroll it, who's what else? What? What'd you put? Go scroll back up, scroll back up. This is good, what? Omar Salazar 95. Would you put Taylor in jail one year and you automatically get five million? I'm fucked up. You're not trying to split that? Y'all gonna split with me when I come out? Of course! Of course! I'll be definitely sending you to jail. Yeah. You got to go. You got to go. Why you? You got to go. Come on, bro. Honestly, though, I'm not mad at it, because I heard... Never mind, I'm not mad at it. Yo, Sam, you heard what you said, it's fine. I agree with you. I agree with you. Your girls don't eat that bad. I heard you, it's not that bad. That's what I'm talking about. Spent one week in a Tampa. One week in a Tampa, bro. One season of Orange of the Green Black. Come on, you know why I'm saying that? Because I know someone that just actually came out of jail recently. I was in it. About a year. Boy or girl? It's a girl. She had a book club in there. She had her phone, watching TV. Seemed like a good time for me. You're getting ahead. I'm saying, I'm on your side, yo. I'm on your side. That's the only place you would get ahead at 30 each night. Or 40. You know what I mean? Come on, you got to go to jail. Man, how much you split it? I should get most of it. Nah, we give you 100. Give you 100 grand? Yeah, yeah, out of 50. 100 grand out of five mil? They offer this, offers for us. It ain't for you. This is charity, we give it for you. Would you put, I'm assuming that you with me and Andrew, would you put tail in jail for a year and you automatically get five mil? We give you 100 each. So 2.4, 2.4, that's 100 to you. That's crazy. How much you want, 250? I want at least two mil. Oh, get out of here. Two mil. Just to be in jail like you said, watching TV. You asked for you to have fun? Yeah, getting your pussy ate. Exactly. Nails done, read the books, talking about them. Actually, every time you called us from jail, whenever it sounded like you would have fun, I'd deduct money. Boom, 100%. Because you don't even got to work. We still got to work. We got to come to work every day. You actually get your pussy ate. We got to find a new producer. Oh my god. It's an inconvenience for us. Really, it really is an inconvenience for us. It is. Actually, inconvenience and peaceful. A year without Taylor. Oh my god. All right, be careful what you wish for. You're right. You're right, Taylor. That is absolutely right. You're absolutely right. I was joking, though. That was a lie. That was a bigger lie than me talking about Beyonce and the Michael Jackson law. I would not know what to do without you for a year, Taylor. That was beautiful. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart. But you're still going to jail. Alex Busse, what did that shit say? Do y'all do positive self-talk. Oh, no, let's do this one. This is a good one. Richie Presence. But Andrew, how do you feel about YouTube channel's podcast getting demonetized? Oh, I don't want podcast channels to get demonetized. This is the combo I've been having for months. There's always what? And why I always say you can't build a sustainable business on YouTube. YouTube is for marketing and promotion. I disagree with that. Declan. I think it sucks when channels get demonetized. I also think that YouTube is its own business. They have the rules. And as long as they are forthcoming with the rules and they are fair with the rules across the board, that is their choice. And it's your choice to engage with them with that business. I think you can absolutely build a business on a platform. And as your business gets more visibility, if you're not paying for the product, right, you are the product. So whatever that saying is, if you're not paying for the product, you are the customer or whatever. I forget exactly what it is. It was used to describe social media. Point is, I don't want anybody to get demonetized. I don't want anybody to get demonetized for jokes. I want people to be able to speak freely. But it is a company. They have the right to follow their own rules. That's all I'm saying. If you can't create authentically on that platform, you have to find a platform where you can create authentically, 100%. That's all I'm saying. And that's why I don't understand when people have these conversations about ownership. But what you have is a YouTube channel. But the YouTube channel is ownership. Let's say, for example, you make content. It's not ownership if somebody can tell you exactly what to do. But they can't. Well, let's say, for example, YouTube goes, hey, you have a YouTube channel where you are opening presents. And YouTube is like, yeah, we love it, people that open presents. They can build a sustainable business on that. Sure. But you're absolutely right. But they still could if they wanted to. Put it this way. It's no different than, let's say, you have a business. And they don't tell you how much you make. They can dictate what they pay you at any given moment. That was one of the big, I read a Time Magazine article about it, how all of these YouTube creators were upset because they were saying, all of a sudden, the money they were making just changed. So go get your own ads. Like, we do. That's the thing. You can't just sit back and be like, pay me. That's annoying. You got to go out and hustle and got to do your thing yourself. But even with that now, they're getting rid of third-party ads. No. Yes, they are. They're getting sued right now. Yes, they are. They're cracking down on third-party ad shows. I don't think that's true. Yes, they are. Chris and my lion. They're cracking down on. They're getting sued. I haven't seen that, but that's been the fear that people have. Remember, they just got sued. Who got sued? Remember, it was Google. We just was talking about this. Somebody got sued. I think it's Google ads of somebody. Remember, they took YouTube to court and found out. What was it, Alex? You know what I'm talking about. They did get sued. I just don't know. Yeah, and they got to pay billions of dollars to somebody. I forgot who it is because of third-party ads. All I'm saying is, all of this shit is changing. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. How is this any different than you are renting a retail space in New York, and you put a restaurant there, and then your landlord starts to raise your rent? That's all I'm saying. But you would still call that a real business. You would still call that restaurant a real business. But it has to change and evolve at the times, right? And that restaurant has to change and evolve at the time. So that neighborhood gets really popping, and all of a sudden they double their rent. They have to decide if they're going to stay there or move somewhere else. And you do the same thing with your business digitally. You decide if you want to stay there, or you want to move to a different platform that will accommodate the content you make. Or buy the fucking building. Or you buy the building. That's what I'm saying. That's why I salute everybody who, I salute 85 South Show. I salute Kendra G. People that are starting their actual own apps. And they may not have the millions, the millions of people that's on YouTube. But man, if you get 50,000 people or 100,000 people to pay, you can't even control that. Even if you have your own app. If you really piss people off, the credit card companies will say, well, we're not going to support your app. The apps that happen to Alex Jones. If you say, if you say fucked up shit, then maybe PayPal goes out. We don't want people allowed to use it. If you say fucked up shit on your app, the app store will go, we're not going to sell your products on the app store. So there's never this comfortable situation where you're going to be good no matter what. What you have to go out there and do as any entrepreneur does, is go out there and take that risk and then try to monetize your content that you make in the most authentic way possible. And those put all your eggs in one basket. Yeah, have multiple baskets. Have multiple motherfucking baskets. I like what 85 South show was doing, using YouTube as a marketing promotional tool to push a lot of their new stuff and the OG stuff, like the 85 South live shows or when they have guests like Nick Cannon, Birdman, you go to the app for that. You know what I mean? So that means you got all of these different revenue streams coming in. You got your YouTube, you got your stream app, you got your stage show. I just feel like people got to be doing more than just being on these platforms. That's like on these platforms solely, especially when you're saying, hey, this is my YouTube channel. I got my podcast here and it's a podcast network, which that really don't make no sense to me because YouTube is YouTube podcast or podcast. I think that two different revenue streams, two different ways of promoting whatever it is that you're doing, two different forms of entertainment. You know what I mean? I like to listen to podcasts. That's what I like to do. If I'm at home sitting on the couch, I might pull up the computer and watch it, especially if it's like some shit I want to see. Like you hear something like, damn, I wonder what that looked like. You know, but for the most part, I'm listening to podcasts. I see a lot of these people kind of hustling backwards just a little bit because they start their podcast via YouTube. I think you should start your podcast via audio and then give them the YouTube video. I disagree. I don't think that there's any searchable audio function right now to suggest your new podcast. So it's very hard to get in front of people's eyes when you have just an audio podcast and that's just a problem. I think it might be harder with video. No, because with video, you can at least tag certain things. You can title it in certain ways. You can tag certain conversations that might get the algorithm to pick it up. And then you can make smaller clips that you put out there and you can have those clips feed the main episode. You speak from a perspective of somebody who's somebody. For these people who just started. But I wanted somebody first when we first started this. You kind of were. You always, you know what I'm saying? You had this stand up. You had God code, stuff like that. When people just started from scratch, I'd be looking sometimes, man. But the audio views. But the audio, no, no, no, but the audio is not gonna get more just cause it's there. People can't find it. I agree. There's no searchability for the audio. That's the only issue. That's why I leaned in so heavy to video from the beginning. I was like, there's no way to find a podcast unless your friend tells you. But with video, the algorithm can suggest it. But that's why I think you should do both. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. Completely. I think you should do both. Have your audio on your RSS feed and have the video up on YouTube at the same time. Like you said, multiple pops. Something's gonna catch, yes. Multiple pops. Something hopefully will catch. But boy. I be looking at some of y'all, man, and I'm really starting to, how can I say this in the nicest way? No, you know how I like seeing people bomb? Yeah. Some of you motherfuckers that be talking the most shit, like really like trying to set yourself on fire to get people to pay attention. Oh, be bombing. And you still don't have nobody watching? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Hilarious to me. Yeah. Hilarious to me. But most of them, they just don't have the skill. Like, that's another thing. I've seen some people, I think I kind of know the people you might be talking about. And it's like, you're watching, it's like, oh, you're trying to do an impression of someone else. Yes. You can't even be yourself. You're trying to do an impression of somebody else. And the people watching know it. They're like, you just don't have any personality. You're just not engaging enough for people to care about what you have to say. And that's just, that might be God. You know, like God makes up those decisions, right? That's right. You might want to just stay at your day job. That's it. Don't quit your day job. That's it. That's all I'm simply saying. And by the way, it's just, it's just one of those things that's not for everybody. You know, the funniest thing is when they do the biggest clickbait headline and that should get nothing, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry. Because you know that they were just toiling over that headline. Like, ooh, I got a video. This is going to crack. And the crazy part is you're talking shit about the people you should be learning from. Yes. That's my biggest thing. You know, I... But sometimes young bucks think that's the only way they can get attention is by shitting on the people ahead of them because they're the only ones that... Because they think that's what works? Yeah. Because they see that. And we all make that mistake. We've all made that mistake in our careers too. You and I both. So it's like, and then you learn when you get in position, you're like, oh, wow, I could learn way more from these people and these people would definitely take me under their wing and they would probably help me with these things. So... It depends. And the only reason I say it depends. You're absolutely right. I'm gonna tell you what it depends on for me. It depends. A lot of this stuff, I don't hold them accountable for anybody because you don't know what you don't know. Yeah. So yes, you're gonna sound extremely ignorant to me. If you're talking about me or somebody associated with me and you don't know what you're talking about. Because I know the truth. Yeah. They're just doing it for views. They're like, oh. You're just doing it for views. Yeah, if I take this position. But I like original opinions. So here's my thing. You've always had... You're not gonna get that. That's my point. You've always had unique hot takes that I haven't heard anywhere. You've been like this forever. But that's because my passion is the take. Their passion is the view. The view. So their opinion is a paper bag in the wind. It's just flopping all over the place. Oh, where do I think the most views will come? If I shit on this famous person. Because you know, you don't see a lot, famous people getting shit on. So I'm gonna have that opinion, right? While everybody's celebrating this person, I'm gonna shit on them. So if they actually had their own authentic views, probably more people would gravitate towards them. But since they're just chasing clouds, the human mind sees through it. I watched somebody literally do a whole bit. And I know it was everything they saw on Reddit. Whatever a Reddit headline was, they were using the same language. Oh, wow. That the headline was using. Wow. They had the same clips that Reddit was taking in posting. And I'm like... So you ripping off. And then when the people that were with him were trying to talk to him to explain why he felt the way he felt, he couldn't even explain it. Because he never felt it. You didn't feel that. You literally saw all of this shit on Reddit. And you was like, I'm gonna take this, use it for content on the pop. But when your people, because the people was like, I don't see it like that. You know, I think it was like this, I think it was like that. And he couldn't even explain it. He couldn't even explain it. He just saw hot takes and then he got a little pushback on it and he realized he never thought about it. You never thought about it. But that's all I'm saying. I want you to have your own original hot take when you are on any of these platforms. But everything you said about YouTubers, right? Everything. Everything you said about podcasts is right. You know? I just, I don't know, man. I just want people, like I guess the only thing I'm saying is I don't want everybody to put their eggs in one basket because that is exactly what could happen. Yeah. That's all. What else we got? Who would win in a fight? Jake or Logan? Jake. A little anal. Little anal? That's his name. Oh, oh, through the Instagram name. I was like, what? No, that's his name. What kind of fight is this? Little anal, I have no question. No, I think, I think Jake wins. I think Jake has dedicated his life to boxing and I think he's the better boxer currently. Now, Logan would never admit that. But I think, I think Jake is the better boxer right now. I like the pause, man. Yeah, I love him. I enjoy both those guys. Yeah. I really do. I enjoy Logan's whole podcast crew. Yeah. I can't remember none of their names right now. This is, I know. Bro, it's almost like he's complimenting just, no, you're going to get the legs cut out immediately after and the podcast right now. No, my guy who's into Jesus. They kicked him off. What do they always do to Jesus, bro? Man, they fucked up, man. For real? Why? I don't know. So it's just Logan and my man? And I think they have another guy that's sitting in named Jeff who sometimes sits in. What's my man name? Another dude. Mike. Mike. Mike. My guy. Yeah, Mike is great. He was with the porn star. Yes, he has a, yeah, he enjoys that. And they cut off my guy? Cut off your guy, man. They cut him with your guy. He said this guy is stupid. You're always a dude, man. He's stupid. All right, one more, let's do one more. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. You got it? It's under here, I think. What else? Oh, shit. We got that motherfucker scroll down, Taylor. We might have, we might got that motherfucker. Don't let him up. You didn't get it, it's fine. Oh, fuck me in the ass. OK, this is a good one. Mm, one more, one more, one more. Oh my god. Yeah, there we go. You got him? You ain't got, you have, you got to call him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is why, now see, this is going to be a good video. See, on the podcast, they listen to it, they don't know the fuck going on. Andrew caught a fly, he had it. As soon as he moved his hand, he let it go, because he was scared to squeeze. He was scared to squeeze. He was scared to squeeze. All you had to do was squeeze, yo. All you had to do, all you had to do, mm. It was in between a button and my hands, bro. He was scared to squeeze. He knew I was afraid to squeeze. He came back for seconds. He was like, this motherfucker don't got the heart to squeeze. That's exactly what it was, yo. You were scared to fucking squeeze. One more chance, Cortana, that's all we got. We got a lot, but I don't feel like answering each of these. This is silly. Well, maybe just one more, Maya travels. Would you rather have to, you know what, bro, I saw another one we could do this. We can end it on this one. Right, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more. One more, okay. Milk and Nye says, if Charlotte Schultz and Denial are regret about anything current in their lives. No. No. I'm really, really not. No, that 45 is old. Listen, I'm sure there's like little regret, like tiny regrets, but not like major. You know why I don't regret nothing? Why? I don't regret anything because you can't truly have faith in a higher power and you can't say things like everything happens for a reason. If you regret things in your life. I turn to regret moments where like you weren't the best version of yourself with someone. But that's why I learned. Of course. Without that moment, I wouldn't have, without that moment, I wouldn't learn to be a better version of myself. But maybe, I understand that. I think that's a good way to process it, but there's also moments where like, well, I wish I, I already knew to be better and I didn't. I had attitude or I was just being shitty. So like those are the things are like, I wish I handled that better. But I don't regret it because I'm the type of person I'll pick up the phone and be like, yo man, I apologize for such and such are. If I did you wrong, let me know. You know what I mean? I apologize. I have no problem being corrected on anything. I have no problem with a person coming to me and telling me they don't like something I said. Taylor doesn't do me all the time. You know what I'm saying? So, yes, Taylor. If you apologize, isn't that you're kind of regretting what you did though? I think not apologize. I think not apologizing will leave me to more regret. Cause I know I was wrong. I know I was wrong. I know what I did was fucked up. I know I may have caused harm to this person in some way. So me not getting the opportunity to apologize or me not apologizing will have me more living with regret than anything. I don't regret being wrong. Yeah, the apology is liberating. You got to apologize. Where? You should apologize to me. And me. And you got mad about the training. And you got back to me. And me. Why? You should apologize to me. Why do you have to apologize to me? Cause you got mad when we talk about nutrition. That's not why I got mad. Listen, I think there should be a little of apology for you. It will just help you get over this. You apologize to me. I apologize to myself that I let you guys. I apologize to myself. That's one of the greatest things that's ever been said in the world. That I let you guys get to me. I apologize to me. I'm sorry to me. That is fucking amazing. That is one of the best things. That's some shit Trump would say. Are you sorry? I'm sorry to myself. You know, Trump was a crazy motherfucker. That motherfucker said he weighed 215 pounds. That's fire. They weighed him, bro. No, he did not. That motherfucker said he was 62, 255 pounds. 63. Lamar Jackson is 62, 215 pounds. Yeah, but Lamar not built like Donald, bro. Donald ain't built like Donald. Like Donald got no weight in his hands. This part of his body that he doesn't have to worry about. So he carries it. I can't stand people who lie about their weight, yo. Wait, wait. I thought they weighed him. No. Oh, really? Oh, that's hysterical. I don't understand. 63, 215. Most insecure president ever in the history of life. When you lie about your weight like that, yo. Y'all call him Aries all the time. And you're supposed to be a, how you to figure out for males when you lying about your fucking weight? Let me process this for a second. Chris Christie ain't never lied about his weight. Imagine you found out Alex lied about his weight. Akash lied about his weight for a height. He saw a flyer, Akash said he was five, nine. He was like, huh? But people do that though. People lie about their weight and height, bro. Why? Cause there's insecurities. You lie? No, I don't. Bro, I'm five, six. You said there's a law. Wait, you're five, six? I thought you were taller than that. Five, seven, thank you for noticing. See how easy it was for me to get you to lie? Yep. Yep. Yep, absolutely. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're a couple of eating, you don't know shit, you're right too with the brilliant videos podcast. Thank you for listening.