 Welcome to the Crypto Minute. South Park roasted crypto Twitter and NFTs. Inflation is at a 40-year high. Elon said I'm better for payments, but he's still wanting people to buy cars with me. That must be really hard. Nike's getting into the metaverse. 80% of all Bitcoin have been mined. Melania Trump is launching a sole NFT. Due to a price circle fiasco, we were all briefly trillionaires. Boredape NFT was accidentally sold for 3K instead of 300K. 80% of all dollars were created in the last two years. Elon Musk was named Time Magazine Person of the Year. I'm sure it's just an honest mistake, but my metamask balance seems wildly inaccurate. Oh, can the devs do something? You can now give Bitcoin on Cash App. Breaking news, Russia attempts to ban Bitcoin for like the millionth time. Senator Warren thinks that stablecoins prop up the shady DeFi industry. Bank of England warns that Bitcoin could become worthless. Mayor of Miami's gonna get part of 401K and Bitcoin. So they voted to raise the debt selling by 2.5 trillion dollars. Spoiler alert, there's no ceiling to the debt they're willing to do. Adidas is launching an NFT. What are the year-end prices gonna be? How I miss you, old friend. Keep stacking and I'll see you next week.