 I don't know how to start it. This is the first video I'm making in 2022. Can I get a round of applause for nothing? We're just doing my job really. It's the ninth right now. I've taken off all of this year so far I was only gonna take a week, but I just I don't I don't want to I honestly went so hard the tailor in the last year I just want to keep watching Demon Slayer. I started that I Want to keep playing my games, but I have to I have to I have to pay bills. I gotta I got a house now Over the last couple of years Nintendo keep getting Celebrities to do commercials for them and the switch. I don't want to be that guy But I feel like everyone I watch feels super fake I don't believe Christina Aguilera is playing Pokemon on switch. There's something about the commercials that feel so fakey-dakey. We You watching at home and I are going to decide whether or not it's real or fake I think I found most of them at least the ones that I've seen But you know what I've been doing on my break from YouTube. 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They even sent me these little toys to unbox which is super cute I'm a huge fan of Dragon Quest. So again getting to work a square enix and getting sent fun free little gifts It's so awesome. So now you gotta do me a favor and click the link in the description Download Dragon Quest tack for free and enjoy all of the one-year anniversary celebration rewards Alright, so first up we have Christina Aguilera titled and her family stay connected with the Nintendo switch. Remember chat chat I'm not live remember comments section. Remember pit. What do what do you call people? I've been gone nine days not nine years real or fake. Let me know blow Oh my gosh, how'd you get so good? What are you coming home? I'll be there tomorrow. We're gonna have game night First thing I'm immediately noticing Nintendo themselves shot this commercial and they still couldn't convince Christina and her son to use the Nintendo online app to talk And this is just completely off topic, but I can't believe that that is her son I mean that kid's like 13. She still looks like she's in her 20s. It's completely irrelevant conversation. I Could see Christina playing animal crossing I don't think that's her game, but it is cute that they've made the avatar look kind of like her One thing that immediately jumps out is fake to me when I watch any of these I've tried shooting gameplay off of a switch before you really can't do it because the LED lights overexpose the camera and make everything else around the frame super dark There's no nice way of doing it whenever they do these commercials. They always have to over impose the footage I'm such a Debbie downer on this already 100% believe that her kids play switch I don't even know what this game is wait am I the fake I don't know what it is but it has to be a Nintendo IP because Nintendo commercials always have their first-party games, so it has to be something that they've released staying close no matter How far I am That's my way to play. Alright, so I already had a lot to say about the first one Do we believe Christina Aguilera plays animal crossing in between her shows? I would like to we have another one with her. Maybe maybe this will sway us one way or another It's Pikachu it's Pikachu of all the Pokemon for them to randomly discover They just happened to find Pikachu for the commercial how perfect the stars align and I'm sorry if Christina and her daughter found Pikachu they would say something like They had no idea. I think that's my main issue with the commercials themselves Maybe these celebrities do play switch with their families, but like I want to see that show us actually that are you ready for me? I'm ready. Oh, okay Apparently not I said that Nintendo only puts first party among us is in this commercial Then among us is insane how much it's blown up or like a little indie gem It's being used in this commercial to sell the switch with Christina Aguilera Also Christina would never wear the sailor hat. I'm calling that out right now Said like you've never played the game before Oh That was interesting on this like pause frame here You can kind of see that the image that they've superimposed is coming off of the edge of the switch And then when they click it in the switch moves a little in the dock and the gameplay doesn't really follow Oh, no, it's so averagely done even on this freeze frame. You can see that it's like slanted Oh, this was not good. Get ready guys. Three two one. Same goes for the TV shots I hate to break this illusion to all of you, but that TV is off I think they actually do have the family and the kids playing the game to make it feel more authentic And then once they're done and they've got the reactions They just do a behind-the-head shot of the TV turned off and then in editing They just slice them between so it makes it look like they're playing but they're not That's why this part of the commercial to me feels way more authentic than any of the handheld footage when they're like playing among us I think overall they're good commercials. I'm not here to critique them I am actually that's the whole point of this video seven out of ten now We have Brie Larson captain Marvel playing the switch. I think Brie is actually a game I want to say yeah, I'm pretty sure she's talked a lot about video games And I think that's why she ended up doing this commercial I Remember this commercial. It's super cringe. All right, let's keep going No notes then. I think it looks fantastic. I really do Yes, wait, Brie is it a yes or is it a no? Oh, what's script? I'm kidding But seriously That yes reaction was so much like the director off camera All right, now look at the game as if something really exciting has happened and just yo, yes with some gusto That's great Brie great. No need to do it again. We'll move on. I Believe this unless it's just good marketing and Nintendo was like, all right breeze a gamer She's really fit. Let's use her to advertise ring fit But I could also see it go in the dirt. That's a huge TV Look how small that switches either that or they asked her She wanted to do it and they asked her what game she plays and she was like I play ring fit And they're like perfect timing your turn Well, you left the room without giving him the leg strap that's kind of mean Once again, they're not using the Nintendo online app You know, I was thinking about how mom had that rule that whoever finished their homework first got to play Animal Crossing first Both of us would rush home to see you could finish the fastest. I think I got straight A's that year. I don't think you did That conversation felt very organic. I think that's the first handheld part that I fully believe. I mean again They're not actually playing the game, but that story that they just shared about Animal Crossing I think that's a hundred percent a real story. I actually would give breeze commercial an eight out of ten I think it was better than the Christina ones. I really liked it. I think it was good All right, Jessica Albers. I have not seen side note as a young man growing up in the in the world. Jessica Alba was um, oh All right, so Jessica is also playing ring fit. I feel like they could have found something else for one of these two to do There you go, you want me to go now are you ready for golf tomorrow? Nobody says it like that I like I say to Kim like ready to explore some caves tomorrow. Are we still locked in to mine some diamonds tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, Bob you still want to beat the crap out of each other tomorrow. Huh? Yeah I can't wait to punch you in the face as captain Falcon. I see tomorrow But how old am I that I'm still this is still the way that I you know I heard kids these days when they mimic like being on the phone They do this now hello and here. I am 31 years old and I'm still rotary dialing my fake phones Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait You can do that. In mario golf I don't I've never done that. I didn't know that was even an option I am so Confused by this also. I like that her dad is full-sending the run. Jessica's just there doing this her dad's like Love when old people play games. It's the best I wonder how they did this because the TV once again is super imposed, but he's standing in front of it That's either got to be a It's green screen you can see the green bouncing off his arm here and the green reflecting off her hair Yeah, I mean it's whatever I was just I was curious. We are dancing. Oh, oh, yeah, I'm doing this ready Yeah, once again, that's super organic and authentic clearly again It's the same thing when they do the behind-the-head shots That's green screen, but I honestly think they have them playing the game for the front shots I mean it'd be the easiest way to keep them all in sync be the easiest way to like have them all learn A dance real quick and you can tell there's actual joy on their face They're just having fun playing the game and I love that. These are the moments that feel really authentic Moving along with the fun. That's our way to play Nintendo switch. Okay. That was fine I think it's on level with Christina's I'll give it about a seven I think breeze is still my favorite so far any Murphy That was a bit that was a bit much I mean, I love my switch, but I've never woke up with a fresh copy of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 from GameStop and gone Today's the day also. I'm sorry. You ran away from the switch. Maybe it was coffee Maybe it was like yes coffee, and then I guess I'll play some switch. I mean, I'm getting paid for it Again with the ring fit you can't give these ladies something else to play I mean, it's a great game and they're all fit. So I guess yeah, I mean, all right sure now chest that you've beaten yet I wonder if they have a special award for defeating your daughter Oh Memo with the shade I really feel like I'm picking apart the editing But you see this message come in on this screen here and then when she pulls it up You see it continuing to fall in on a different screen at least stay consistent with your fakey-dakies They put a lot of work into that transition right there. I kind of liked that. That was fun rainbow row, baby I hope you're ready to lose Murphy once again no nintendo online is wait Why would he be all the way over there? Do you not want to see him you have a coffee table right there? Why? Nailed it. I hope it rains again tomorrow. Oh It's raining. I didn't even notice that didn't really translate for me. Did you guys get that? It's raining. So she gets to stay home all day and play games is what that yes is She still runs away from the switch. That is a terrifying freeze frame. That is a spook of us right there I am going to give this one like a six There was no point where it felt like she was actually playing because every single shot was like manufactured in a certain way Like for example, this one where she's celebrating it ends with her Cinematically turning the light off, you know, it was all that little dance and like move over to the light That was all planned out for the shot that one. I had a hard time believing any other another person I am a massive fan of Neil Patrick Harris. Is this suit taken? Oh He had fire in his heart when he said that think you can beat me that there is no way you're beating me right now Not a chance So all you're gonna do is play this game night and day Until you finally beat the kids very cute edit But you're telling me he's practicing up on advance mode to beat his kids on beginner mode My guy, you have nothing to prove brain versus brain. I guess is the game that I haven't known this entire time It's Neil Patrick Harris. I'm gonna give him an eight as well. And then we have aquafina. I actually don't know who this is Oh, no Shang-Chi, right. I know it was something Marvel. I know she had that really weird Yeah, this was like a big meme This is actually what I heard of her the first time if you're just discovering this meme now It started with Owen Wilson They cut something he said Really strange like you could tell he had like a whole string of sentences that they cut down into like One half sentence and it ended up sounding like this This is the first time for me in the marvel universe And that became a meme and then almost immediately after they did this to aquafina. It's like the same thing Hi, my name is aquafina and I am in the movie Shang-Chi And I am in the movie that's that and that's where I know we're from right now. We're all caught up on aquafina Let's watch our switch commercial. We're gonna need you down on set in a bit I just gotta check in what's hum milk real quick They needed you five minutes ago. This is the exact same gag they used with Brie Lawson They are not very creative any these turnips don't sell themselves. That's true. They don't that means Nice getting excited over 610 Wait, whoa, wait. Hold on. Okay. The current price for turnips is 610 I'm coming aquafina's island and I'm bringing nips turnip turnips I tried to that is an insane price for turnips And nips Hey bud, it's go time. Literally every single commercial has used generic FaceTime. Did you have lunch because I'm serving a banana peel It's gonna be you next time I don't know maybe I've watched too many of them But this one felt like a lot of improved one liners about things They were like in this part you're gonna get hit by a fireball Oh, what's that? It's a fireball. And then they're like, okay in this next part you're gonna throw a banana peel Did you have lunch because I'm serving a banana peel? I do have to say though. I kind of love the way she said this the raspiness on banana peel I'm serving a banana peel I kind of love the way she said that 10 out of 10 for the banana peel line because that was amazing All right, that's all of them. I mean all the ones that I found. What do you guys think they fake? Are they real? Are they manufactured based on things that have actually happened or has nintendo just hired celebrities to promote their product? I gotta say nintendo, I feel like if you really want to make waves I mean put me in a commercial You know, I love the switch you see the headlines, you know popular nintendo switch youtuber hired by nintendo for a commercial Let's talk. I don't really have any point to this I find these commercials super fake, but I mean some of them are sweet I think it's cool that nintendo are in the position where they can hire celebrities to promote the switch I'm sure it does something because they keep doing it. That's it. 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