 That's the world we're in now. It is kind of surreal in a way like Star Wars used to be the thing in my life It was the biggest I it's the thing I fantasize most about and daydreamed about you know as many young kids do and now It's like man. Fuck it. I don't give a shit it was like it used to be the one thing you could count on for being entertaining even if you know good Or bad you can at least count on it being fun But now now it's not even that now I expect to watch them and just be annoyed and pissed off or frustrated You can't expect quality from it anymore. No, no quality surprises you Yeah, this new one like we'll be coming on the cinema. What are the first questions? I will want to ask is like so Did you like anything? Did you like anything so was there anything that you thought was not bad. Yeah, let's go through the list What didn't you hate? Oh, you're going into hate it then it's like no, no, no, it's literally just a likelihood thing. Yeah We want it to be amazing If I could snap my fingers and have an amazing incredible Star Wars that somehow fixes all the issues and just it's not gonna happen I want it to but it's not gonna happen. Yeah, I mean I would much rather than be good Star Wars movies again But that's obviously my preference I don't expect it What would I want them to be bad? I like Star Wars, but it's not I don't like these new ones Reference right if they just go this is a new Star Wars movie coming out We're all gonna go and they go it's got nothing to do with any previous story lines. It's completely new. We go Thousand years in the future you're like, oh yeah all past doesn't really matter And then you go director who loves the OT What how much they love and you're like, okay good And then you go writers who we check their their content and they've made some good shit And they go it's a project that's got plenty of time. It's relatively low budget But the idea is that they're giving them full freedom. I'd be like, okay This this could this could be Line me up. I'm I'm ready and like one solid trailer and I'd be like, oh my god I'll always be back. Could it could be good for this, you know, and that's all it takes It's one movie, but everything is working against this film Literally everything possible. No level of confidence. Just none like no level of confidence The fact alone that it's a sequel to TLJ in fours a week awakens. It's like, well, it's already very much crippled as a movie Probably doomed. I mean what can even if it wasn't somebody who made, you know, the force awakens Even if it was a totally different person who was tasked with this, I don't see how they could Fix it. I don't see how they could fix it to a state that I would be happy with. There's just so much How do you undo? I mean you'd have to say and then Ray woke up and it was all a dream That's the level that you have to do. Well, let's just say us three We were tasked with writing The conclusion to this trilogy. First of all, I'd be like, I'm gonna need two films and three years at least to Write it because this is gonna be intense to have to answer all this stuff And you know, the parameters are it cannot be a dream. It cannot be a you know You wipe it all you have to own all of it basically have to tell a story where all of the original heroes are gone We've got all these new heroes you've had in no development or inverse development Just completely lost backwards development. She genuinely like the first thing I'd be asking you guys is like, right Let's find out what we have to fix because we've got a lot I'm talking right now It's enormous A book's worth. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like before we tell any kind of story We have to fix all of the stories. We have to figure out what's broken first To allow us to continue is like its own project It's like you're trying to construct a house in a place that you've been told is known for mudslides I'm not only just mudslides, but the worst mudslides ever imaginable Like a drop of rain and everything just collapses and goes straight to the core of the earth I'm actually picturing like you've been provided like, you know concrete wood all the things you need But you're literally looking at this mudslide Yeah, someone hands you a spoon The best analogy that I could probably come up with Is imagine there's a skyscraper a massive skyscraper and your job is to build a massive skyscraper Where that one is half of my job is getting rid of this old one. Oh, yeah, the old ones are just rickety Rusted mess and you're like They're looking at you like hey, you're supposed to build on top of it Demolishing this Again, we'll keep building on top and risk having the whole thing collapse onto some other buildings are just destroying the entire block Well, that's that's why it's so apt is like collapse is inevitable. It already has collapsed several times It's falling like to another degree Like they just keep pulling bodies out of the Floors like they're being eased and people just get crushed inside People go inside to sleep and they just die they never come back out. It's death trap for homeless people You got the cut you got the characters of Star Wars on the set during the constructions like who don't kill today Oh, it's Han you should have seen it. He just got crushed by a girl there. It was horrible It's like as soon as they're saying that another thing just collapses like oh fuck Yours funny. We say this so arbitrarily and someone's like it's not that bad It's like they're like they just randomly kill characters and then you just show what happens to akbar. They're like, oh I was like remember that one scene where they just kill akbar Without a fucking word. They're just like yeah akbar is just fuck that guy. He's You don't you'd almost miss it If you watch my TLJ rage, I don't think I mentioned it and people like why didn't you and I was like fucking hell I was dead There was a character who said a line and my reaction in the cinema was what what? What I just I couldn't believe it. They're just killing off like that. They don't care Could you imagine if you're making like a Imagine if there was World War three right got all the big players, you know in a I don't know in a battleship or something So you got like Eisenhower and and Churchill and stuff there and then the boat just sinks and then like, you know They're like, oh, you know church your eyes and how yeah, they're just gone. Whatever He's up the coffee coming in to help us out, you know Like how we haven't even seen it yet All right, my prediction is Ray is gonna be set up to be like the chosen one some sort of prophesied Super rebalancer Slate wiper that sort of thing I feel like you might be right and that would be really bad That would be really bad. What if they do with Ray what we expect what Luke did and like the extended universe where he really does build A temple and he really does get married to some chick and they have force babies And they rebuild the Jedi order and stuff like that The thing is is it seems like the whole point of this series is all with the Jedi and the Sith It's all bullshit that seems to be what the direction that they're going which I've not really got specific ideas I'm just thinking like so this is the last film so that this trailer should probably be filled with a bunch of like lofty dialogue and Little stops in the trailer to say like this is this is the end. This is it. This is the ultimate thing Basically what the endgame trailers were doing but endgame was obviously like the end That was it because it's like a huge ending so many characters to a degree But this film is gonna be like this is a huge event and we're all gonna be like oh, okay. Oh The marketing stick for this one seems to be that this is the end of the Skywalker saga Which is like a retconned all nine of these episodes. This is meant to be what it was leading to I mean, we know that's not true because the original trilogy was a trilogy that ended and the prequel trilogy wasn't even meant to exist The only one that was meant to exist was the original trilogy. Well, I mean Doesn't it wasn't a new hope the only one that was actually intended. Oh, yeah, exactly And then in fairness because George had plans for his his Asked-in-futures Trilogy's to what you can be conclusive on is that this was never planned that fucking Disney sequels were never planned I'm actually speaking for like The matter of the whole story, but I'm also speaking for how they fucking designed this trilogy. They had planned this This is just some of the came up with I think what I found most baffling is when they the interviews that they gave a few years ago They said we we haven't planned the whole thing out and that's it How do you write a trilogy without knowing where you're going? How do you say that and don't stop yourself and be like, oh, wait, we should do that Yeah Back at like you'd think if JJ was passionately on board that you'd want to be like this is what do I get the three? Do I get a hand in the three? Yeah, if I was passionate about it and they said no, you only get one. I'm like, oh Money-wise sure, but I mean it's Aspect is like if I love if I was a huge fan of Star Wars and I love Star Wars I'd want a trilogy if you wanted to make it the way that it's supposed to be then you would want to be What kind of on-wave structuring at least the way they originally going to do it where one guy sets up the ground work and Leaves a whole bunch of questions passes it on to the next guy who then says not fuck all that I'm gonna do whatever I want and then there was meant to be a third guy Colin Trevorrow to come in at the end to wrap it up What a strange way to make Yeah, I thought I thought that you could just do whatever and it's Star Wars so it like it just doesn't matter How does Disney do this when they're also in charge of the MCU and the MCU wasn't made this way Well, you have lots of writers throughout the MCU right the most You do have as well in the OT there's a different director for each film, but there is That's the thing Yeah, yeah, exactly it never feels like there is a unifying vision is the important part right because technically speaking They could have been lucky and hired three different writer directors and actually made three amazing films that could have happened Could have yeah, right Johnson clearly wanted to make his own movie. That's all that was like I'm making my movie It's like oh, you're making a Star Wars film. He's like what no, I'm making my make a movie a Ryan Johnson movie I'm making a movie about an old man who finds his way back to redeeming himself from Come into actions that no one understands and I have this girl fall in love with this guy for no reason or not really She touches fingers. Um who killed her dad She touches fingers with him. That's as far as I've got myself There's no more after that. Well, if you remember I'm lucky I'm gonna see if his Eddie heads of Relo in this and remember major leads can be very upset if there isn't that's the one thing He's looking forward to an episode nine was seeing these two connect with each other. Oh my god I think so too I think Kylo's gonna be the the final bad guy who will either die or as a bad guy or die doing something No, he's gonna he's gonna he's either gonna die, but I think what they might do instead is he like loses But he has some thing and he flea and he goes off to find his own way in the galaxy or he Breaks three the this is the trial. I'm not saying it's gonna make sense. I was just what they're gonna try at the very end He sort of helps Ray defeat super Palpatine ghost or whatever and So it's like he turns just like Darth Vader did and so then after that because he doesn't die He goes off into the galaxy and maybe they have oh, what if they have Kylo start the new Jedi order? They have Kylo be the one who begins the new Temple He learned his lesson and now he's gonna do it the right way this time I think they're gonna give him like a soft redemption art where he helps but still dies As opposed to like a proper redemption art where I Die I think you know come in I think they will see that as being Even they will think that's way too close to Darth Vader. So even they have a JJ though. It is JJ Yeah, they don't care I don't give a shit now that we have our our theories and Hey, who knows this trailer could be really good this could be a great trailer guys Yeah, this could be great Excited here we go biased anyone and you just want to hate stuff y'all just want to toxic fandom toxic brood But this is we didn't actually comment on this the last time we watched one of the trailers This has got to be getting trained Ray by layer on my layer by distance some distant planet It's just like oh guys guys guys guys. This is supposed to be in the first film. You fucked up the order training for what? She's beaten Kylo like twice both in the full Wait that was that was Luke's lightsaber right so she I guess she's fixed it Well, I mean she probably fixed it because of the fucking books she had it has how to fix a lightsaber in chapter 6 Yeah, in case of lightsaber fucking Bissection Here's how you find a new crystal if it is that happens a lot of the prequels loads of lightsabers get cut in half Yeah, but there they have like replacement crystals and a whole temple and no I mean, I'm just saying I've actually covered some of the validity that there would be a chapter called in case of bite lightsaber by section Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah Oh geez, oh, oh that's um, that's uh, Mary or the rings as well. He's in this Dominic something I forget his name, but I'm monigan That's it. Yeah, and we've got got rose who we've heard Don't know if this is true. It was like that weird screenshot But she's like a commander of some kind engineer commander. That's that's that's quite a leap in rank Oh, yeah, she did she did endanger everyone's lives Oh, well, it seems to be a tradition with commanders in this army, so You're an Alice Nobody knows who the fuck you are or anything about you and this is the third movie in a trilogy and we're still asking who are you? Why are you? That green screen is very distracted. I got the only one that pristine white outfit Because she's a full good guy now in the first one. She's wearing like a beige second film They went kind of darkish and now they're going full light because she's a good as if she's had some What nonsense so much he's come such a long way Also, I didn't think they do this, but yeah We've got like lofty comments from all of the three main characters, I guess which is like oh, yes, because we know them This doesn't mean much to me. I don't care what they think because they don't mean much. Oh, wow Oh, what do you think of how everything's doing? He's like, it's not great Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's like yeah, how'd that happen guys? You won last time and then you just like all of this get ruined in like a couple of days He's all wet. Oh my god. He looks sympathetic He's all wet and he picked an excellent place to pause This is john the Baptist He's got his staff He's about to baptize ray in this in the The holy salty water of whatever planet this is yavin 4 or something. I don't know You told me these two are gonna battle again. Like I was just I was just like, but didn't we do Okay, I'm just picturing it now like he's gonna lose because how the fuck could ray possibly lose We'll be talking about how Villain of the trilogy just lost three times in a row Remember how darth vader was imposing from the first time you saw him He commanded respect and he dominated the scenes he was in Yeah, he's he's one of those villains Just to walk in the room and you're already like, oh fuck and you're like, oh shit I don't know how rogue one banked on that hardcore. I know rogue one. That's the thing. I don't rogue one wasn't great But man, they didn't fuck anything up Yeah, from what I you know They would have fucked up their own shit to a degree with like the characters and stuff and their own plot There's a bit of tourism there, but most fans felt that that vader was doing vader things Yeah, baby He was just he was just killing rebels because that stuff vader does he didn't have like any lines because if god knows If he had any lines he would have said shit like, oh, I I actually think that Luke was right all along and I don't Imagine rogue when he was like, you know, I feel like I have a son out there that I probably very nice I am conflicted. I don't very conflicted. I am sad And he said he does actually have lines at rogue one I remember there was a big debate going on because do you remember he says, um, don't choke on your aspirations Yeah Don't choke on your own ambition Uh, and people were like, oh stupid vader wouldn't say that he's got like loads. He's got loads of puny lines Actually, he would he would actually say that and he doesn't like the law machine He doesn't he doesn't deliver it in like a punny way. I like how we're supposed to watch a trailer and we're talking about rogue one We're talking about rogue one now we're talking about the ot because I want to say like when he's he says it in a very sinister way when he's like, um Apology accepted and he's dead. Yeah, it was just like, oh nice And then we got this guy Look at that vista, okay, oh wait, it's not a reflection because it does this in space Yeah, I guess it's maybe a comet or something floating around in space space iceberg. Oh god, not the space This god jj's got to do something something that just makes people go. Oh, there's a space ice big There's a thing go watch it because there's this Okay Oh Straight up emperor palpatine is gonna be back. Holy shit iceberg. Is this a star destroyer? I can't believe this is happening when we see palpatine in the cinema. I'm gonna be like they actually brought him back You cunts There will be that moment where you have to accept the reality that they Resurrected fucking palpatine They did it. It's real. We're here This is what it's like to chew five gum. Why is the star destroyer rising out of the grave? Jj using his necromancy power I will rise up my skin Mike we win we might win applause. They're so close to each other. Holy shit. Why are they so close? Like this is dangerous. Yeah, and it is. Oh no, look in the top right. It's one of the bombers No, oh No Why That battle wasn't the last day. I don't know. Like, yeah, we should still use these shit Like if one if one laser gets through this crowd and hits that ship, how many other ships do you think you're gonna get destroyed? Those are plot ships those are p-wings And they're if their efficacy is solely determined on whether the plot needs them to because remember that last ship that finally made it It was getting pounded and thrashed and pew pew pew getting hit everywhere But nothing happened because it needed to be the one to blow up the ship But the other one's pew and it's blowed up and then it's like to know as close to plot armor as you can get Basically is like the other ones are killed by a freaking debris from a The chain reaction from blowing up any one of these not even a bomber specifically just Eddie one of them The debris hits another one of them. They're all like, oh, they crash into it It's like guys. Do you think they hyperspace right like out right into each other like this in the scene? I mean, I hurt not because if one person gets their calculations wrong, that's like I literally zero putt zero zero zero zero zero zero one. It's just like, oh well I will guide you. Oh my god I waited all of these guys come from it's like, oh, they I don't know It's the thing I was talking about before like Luke's story is spread and a bunch of planets Like we want to support the resistance now. It's like, yeah, okay I feel like Luke's story would have spread when the empire Collapsed the place by the new republic. It's a lame story really What's what's weird is that the literal destruction of five planets and Billions and billions and billions of lives being snuffed out like that That didn't get everybody on board. It was the story of a guy. It was a story of a hologram Fooling a guy. Yeah, I mean of any event you think that Like five planets getting blown up and completely galvanized the galaxy against the first order, but Yeah, I guess not. No, but nobody was like, you know, they need to hear about a ghost I got shot by some lasers and then disappeared because that's more inspiring I guess Look, they finally gave us po fit and ray in a room I I do like how they're sort of treating this as a sort of, you know, the Fellowship coming together sort of moment as though it's equivalent to that at all You know, like the fellowship coming together after spending like 10 hours driving and not po Yeah, pose the pilot The best pilot you ever asked that question ray has to do everything also, dude. What is that between them? That's the macguffin surely whatever that is. That's the thing that does the thing for this movie Yeah, that seems too important to not be a macguffin, isn't it? Otherwise, it's just like some weird part of the milladium falcon now. But that to me is like is that the thing That's the compression by ass. Oh my god, it's the compressor If in the scene like chewy he sees it's up there. It's like, whoops left that up there We're like And then hides it away and then everybody wonders what it is and what he wants it for And then it just becomes an ongoing mystery chewy weird thing that he left out on the dashboard Maybe it's like a I don't know a space flashlight that could make sense What are you doing there in 3PO taking one last look sir, what as my friends? Oh, are they gonna give c3po a fucking moment here? Did they remember that c3po exists taking one last look at my friend c3po. Do you even know ray and po? I guess he does po to some degree, but I know he knows of po like friends. What is friendship? The thing is is um, this movie has a time jump. I think it's meant to be three years after the uh, the last Jedi So it's like, I guess there's gonna be a whole bunch of stuff we miss I guess I guess. Yeah, maybe that's their strategy. Oh three years in the future imagine Hey guys people change over three years. Okay people develop things happen Okay, if you trap someone in a room with another guy for three years, they'd probably be friends But just all of these complete Mist, they when it comes to the characters and who should be doing what they've gotten it wrong every time when Han died And then when you know Chewie and all that come back to the planet Chewie's just left on his own and layers could you know accompanying ray somebody she met one day earlier Who she doesn't know anything about and doesn't know what the relationship was between him And then when Luke needs to find out that his best friend is dead It cuts away. We don't get to see it. And now we've got see through peel. Like I'm gonna say goodbye to my friends It's like your friends are like lukin stuff, but they're gone The amusing thing is like they clearly they're using that as like a meta line. It's like, oh, we're saying goodbye. It's like, no, fuck off What's happening? We're watching this hideous creature hobble out of a room into a volcano I'm just like, well, it's time to die Walking into fire is crazy. Yes. Walking into fire is crazy Fucking ray crying while she's hugging leo k Remember why wings tlj didn't there you go the saga will end it's like yeah until so else decides to staple on another fucking three That's I mean, I guess they end up in a situation where they desperately need To travel at a higher speed than running No, bb8's keeping up with them by the way Also, I I may be wrong But I think that they're doing this on the top of a star destroyer Yes There's gotta be some atmosphere well then, you know, who cares about things making sense anymore It'd be so funny if this was in space and they just honored star destroyer. I should like yep It'd be like that sumo thing I suggested at one point. Yeah That's that they're they're in the It exploded the whole Star destroyer Loaded and they're just sitting here in the throne room where I just they don't they're just like I'll remember this I'll remember this I'll remember this I gotta admit my assumption when you watch the lot of return of the jedi is that when the throne room like that when this When it blew up it just basically evaporated. Yeah, it looked really good. What there was Yeah, maybe a little bit of debris but not entire sections of the thing I've described the force awakens as dangling keys. This at this point feels like someone beating you over the head with keys Fucking like it. You're like Also, this is kylo and ray here. Have they been fighting this whole time? This could be where they first meet and then she like runs out of the room and then he faces her Yeah, that's the thing. This is gonna be an epic showdown where they travel through a whole bunch of nostalgia Fucking they'll post a corridor. It'll just have Darth Vader's suit in it. No, no, there'll be no on solo's body We'll be just laying there Jar Jar Binks Dabba's corpse fucking everybody He's just at a desk writing something What was that what is happening here? They're working together maybe or are they I guess this is during their fight or something So what what have they just done are we we looking at the same thing? So like a droid or some kind of They don't look like they're against each other here. They kind of look Also his mask doesn't have those weird red lines on it. Is this like a dream or something? I'm betting it is. Everything looks too clean and pretty. It does look like it reminds me of a cloud city Kind of yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh They're on top of them. They're literally riding on top of the but if you look below we've got some clouds Yeah, but I gotta imagine that when you're that high up, it's still probably a little hard to breathe They really are riding on these horses across the Could you imagine if it's really curious what the context is? This was necessary We have to we have to ride across the top of a star destroyer, but running isn't fast enough We need We need cavalry and they were actually available these these cavalry were available What if a what if a guy in the star destroyer saw them and like hey, so just tilt the ship like 45 degrees It's fine. They didn't notice okay Oh my god, it's gotta be a vision. It's a force vision from space land and it's And it's not for a goal It looks very dreamlike, but yeah, oh no The force will be with you always That fucking title dude, that still gets to me. It's like what the hell you do it rise of sky right rise of sky walker They're gone And his physical presence Cavalry on a star destroyer Just look they're in the throne room now. Remember the throne room. Remember that scene. Remember how good it was We can't we can't just let that be a thing We got to squeeze ourselves into the fucking throne room that got blowed up I'm curious what all the context will be for all of this This is the thing we talked about how like Even if you do so much work to fix what came before it looks like they're just going ahead If fuck it just makes or it makes some new problems imagine making like episode 10 Being that guy like no Rise of sky walker is she gonna be a sky walker? Is that the the assumption? They can't keep going back and forth does her lineage matter or it doesn't matter You can't keep going back and forth. You have to make up your mind at some point All fucking trilogy has been about is does she does her lineage matter? That's all it's been I think the main reason why it's been that is because people like well, what's the explanation for why she's so good at everything Surely there's like a reason Why why you know why just why just just give us something to latch on to and we haven't got it And i'm guessing that maybe they're gonna give it to us now But it's too late because it's the end and there's the stuff we needed at the beginning And man, what a bummer it would be if that was actually the case is like the only reason you're good at stuff Is because you were just you had the genes for it, I guess It wasn't about working or earning But it wasn't about any of that. It was just man. You just you had just won the gene lottery Yeah, I like how people have been following like I happen don't care about stalls. This is the last thing now before the actual movie We did the teaser trailer the special look the final trailer and now Nothing left Feeding you over their head with the nostalgia keys as it were, you know, like at this point the nostalgia keys are not They're not even like nostalgia knucklebusters. It's like it's not even as a nostalgia baseball bat It's like a nostalgia semi trailer Just running you over constantly. Just like remember remember remember these things you like I remember what it was like To be so fucking immature that if I saw more of a thing I assumed Oh, this is bigger and better like and that's something I feel like I grew out of when I was like eight Like there are things that matter more than just it being bigger or or mora Or blast here or and I just like I think back to those fucking star destroyers and I'm like jj buddy Why do you have like a bazillion? You're like, where the hell did these come from? Where were they? Why what what? Yeah, I don't what what's what's your goal here with all thousand star destroyers in very close I mean, you know that there's going to be some sort of like chain explosion that just blows them all up all at once Oh god, yeah one fucking rocket will destroy the whole fleet I can already imagine the the shots in my mind and we've got to install The the tizm tizm to in order to press the button and activate the d d down power Destroy all of them like yeah tizm cannon, but we've only got one shot. You gotta make it count We're gonna get across the star destroyer with our army of We'll care. Oh, but it only fires if it has this magic trigger But we can get it to you in our space horses And then we'll probably have like a character that's new to this film and then they're like, oh, no Anyway, we can do this someone dies Why not just throw every generic thing we can imagine in here I don't care. What is it like a two and a half hour film? We could probably fit that in do it probably Yeah, oh, yeah, you got you got time for all the all the standards Yeah time to ruin everything You could have made a trilogy like if you were gonna make a trilogy you could have made something really cool You could have made something really interesting and you that wasn't like anything that came before without ruining everything that came before And and you didn't you did not only did you not add anything new you destroyed everything They get what they did to start was probably one of the bigger reasons why people lost respect for disney But there's a bunch of other shit going on too. So that's the rise of yes malarkey chapter 12 or whatever is happening to the is Actually like two months from now So uh, oh, yeah It's still another two months. It feels like I just want to rip the band off already and just have it come out You know, there's there's still bad things Likely bad things in coming like terminator. That's coming out in like a week That's still on the horizon. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Have you seen those reviews? There's people who are like, oh my god, it's the force awakens of the timid a franchise It brings the old and the new together in a wonderful. It's like stop No first off terrible analogy healer Oh, I don't I don't believe it when they say that you know, oh comes together in a wonderful way It's like yeah, you haven't told me anything great. Everything's wonderful. Just wonderful. Just consume just consume product And the second those credits hit get hyped for next product Well, if you hated that then you'll really love this when I go from here. Anyway, like once this is done How do you follow this up like with anything? I think they're actually gonna, you know engage in making brand new stuff for star wars, which I mean good lord. Let's oh you and your thoughts We have finished the Skywalker saga. Yes, but now it's time for the solo saga The rey saga the pose saga the fucking saga of I can't believe solo killed the fact that we were gonna get a yearly star wars film like Possibly even yeah, the one that wasn't even really the worst one. Yeah, it's just the one that They've never had a flop before with star wars. That must have been so shocking in the boardroom Like so we made us we did it guys. We made a star wars movie that fucking lost money not even did poorly Not even did less than expected Cost us money all of that work and it cost us We had a sure thing we bought a sure thing and in three years it only took us three years Like can you imagine? To break our money printing machine. Yeah, they just poured fucking water all over the machine. They're like, oh There's the sparks come off. It's like, no wait. No hold on stop it. No, who did that? It's like Ryan. Why would you do that? And then JJ's like, I'll fix it. He starts hitting it with a hammer. Just like, I'm I didn't expect that And then, you know, whenever D&D make their trilogy, they're just like, all right, you know, let's just throw out the machine Let's let's try and make a new one. We'll make a new machine. Does anybody have a blueprint? Does anybody have a blueprint for this? No, has anybody ever made this machine before? No, but no He's supposed to be like, George, help us make it again. He just laughs I wonder how he feels about everything I can't imagine. He's probably double edged for Lucas. He's probably going They killed my baby, but at the same time they made my last babies look even better Yeah, they've never made my things look good. Like people are begging for me to come back He's made it clear that he's had lots of hate mail in the past I guarantee you he's had some love mail in the past like Fucking well four years. I think this is probably people who were like I just seem to be apologizing. Just like, I'm sorry We should have listened The prequels are not strong. They got a lot of problems, but compared to this I would much rather have another prequel trilogy than this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, same Not even close. I would downright be like, all right. Let's see if you know, let's see where we are now Like, let's see what George's ideas are. Let's see. There you are. Give her a good shot. This That's the thing with Disney as well. Any more movies that come out. We've got this sour taste It's not like it's passed on to different creators. There's always going to be that sense of the mouse looming over this fucking franchise The mouse is Palpatine all along This is the end of this three act, you know, plan for world domination I would just imagine everything If like Emperor Palpatine instead of Emperor Palpatine was Mickey Mouse is the bad guy They're like, but your copyright surely it's about to run out and he's like, I am copyright Ah