 Hi, everybody. Joe for jaspyscasebreaks.com with 2022 hit parade, Jaspys exclusive football. It's a dual caser right here, 20 boxes, and hitless giveaway. This is a product curated by Jaspys, powered by hit parade. Hits just for you. I hope. I hope you can pull hits for you. The hitless promo, we're going to keep track of who hits and all the sad hit list names. We're going to take your names, group them together, randomize them again, and the top two names gets the old tops Trevor Lawrence exclusive, either a sun or a moon box, sun and moon, Pokemon. There's no Pokemon in here, but that's what the hit list promo is. I think they still sell like for about $60 sealed, but if you choose to rip it and get one of the autographs out there, the Trevor Lawrence autographs are really selling for a lot, especially if they get grayed out nicely. Just look them up. All right, big thanks, everybody, here. A lot of spots, spots straight up. I appreciate it. We only need to do one filler, so I appreciate that, too. All 32 teams are in. Let's roll it. Let's randomize names and teams, two and a two for the hard way. One, two, three, and four. We got the X line down to C-MAC. I don't know if people call them C-MAC, but I'm going to roll with it for now. Two and a two, four times for the teams. One, two, three, and fourth, and final time. After four, we got a cat team down to the Saints. After four, the hard way. Let's line you up here with the teams. The trade window will be opened. Trades are allowed. But remember, trade at your own risk. The X line with the Panthers, the Niners, and the Seahawks with your last spot mojo star next to your name, 70% of the time, 100% of the time. Barry with the Patriots. Hope set with the Jags. Ryan with the Bears. Nick with the Falcons. Stephen with the Packers. Nick with the Vikings. Nick N with the Vikings. Nick S with the Falcons. James Chargers, the X line, Bills and Dolphins. Raymond with the Titans. Josh with the Lions. Mark with the Ravens. Daniel with the Commanders. Nick S with the Raiders. Nick N with the Jets. Travis with the Texans. Enrico with the Giants. Colin with the Broncos. Mark with the Colts. Nick S with the Steelers. Josh with the Chiefs and the Browns. Colin with the Eagles. Daniel with the Rams. Colin with the Cardinals. Ryan with the Bengals. Matt with the Buccaneers. And Colin with the Cowboys and the Saints. Let's alphabetize by team. And we're going to pause the video. When we come back, we're going to see if there's any trades. Then we will have the break. Stick around and be right back. All right, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Look at that. A deal was done between the X line and Mr. Mel Bird. So Travis is now in the Lions spot. And the X line in the Texans spot. Both of these gentlemen in the Houston area. That's nice. We might have to do a Jaspy meet up there if there's a lot of Houstoners. All right, now for the Hit List promo, let's gather all these names here. I'm going to keep your names to the side right here. And then if you hit, I'll take your name off the list so we can see who the Hit List people are remaining. Let's see who the remaining Hit List people are. I should say. Now let's print this list. Let's print and rip. And we're doing two cases right here, that one. And that one, as Ernie Banks baseball player said, let's play two. I'm not sure if we're going to see a lot of NFLers say let's play two. All right, so there's the final print out, hot off the presses. Thanks for spending a bit of your hump day with us, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for spending your Wednesday with us. I appreciate it. All right, and away we go. I'm actually wearing a pretty football appropriate hat. It's a Super Bowl hat. I was trying to get into the Super Bowl experience, but a buddy of mine and I got there too late. And so we were just kind of stuck and we were bummed out. And we were like, well, the shop, of course, was still open lately. So I wanted to buy a hat. That's just the one I chose. Cooper Cup, triple swatch and autograph, 35 out of 75. Nice rookie patch auto for the Rams. That's going to go to Daniel Smith. Most of the Super Bowl hats were kind of lame, in my opinion. It was just like the big Super Bowl trophy, the Lombardi and the logo and something like that. But this looked very low key in California. So that's the one I went with. There is Star Swatch signatures, Jerry Judy at a touchdown week one, one out of 10, two color patch and autograph out of flawless, Colin with Denver arrivals. Next up is rookie ticket autograph Rashad Bateman. Baltimore had a nice week one. Goes to Mark, 32, 52 out of 99. I think he had a pretty good game numbers wise. But who knew that Devin Duverney of the Ravens would pop up with two touchdowns? I sure didn't because I left them on the bench for fancy. There's Devonte Adams. Nice, rookie, jersey and autograph. Who's got the Packers? Stephen Olson with the Packers. Nice, 95 out of 100 from 2014 totally certified. Reunited with his college buddy Derek Carr in Las Vegas now. It feels so good. Next is a Niner, Nick Bosa, 17 out of 99. Golden debut autograph. This family just produces football players. That's what they do. That's the X line with the Niners. Next up is Jameson Williams, dual relic and autograph. Jameson, 169 out of 199. That's a Detroit lion, I want to say, right? Yes, a Detroit lion. So that is Travis drawing first blood in the trade. All right, four more to go. So we got, let's recap really quick. Travis with the Lions got a hit. The Niners hit with the Bosa. Devonte Adams for Stephen Olson. Packers was nice. Then we got Rashad Bateman for the Ravens. Denver got a hit. And the Rams got a hit. Cooper Cup. All right, next. I thought in camp, yeah, not a Barry Sanders, but not yet. But I think they were pretty impressed with him in camp. There's Keenan Allen, rookie auto Keenan Allen from Old Topps Chrome Football. 102 out of 600. Not sure if he's playing Thursday. The X line, you said he was ruled out, right? James with the Chargers. Yeah, he's out tomorrow, got it. You know, he had a number of seasons where he was quite healthy, but the injury bug getting him this time. What do we got here? Big, thick card for rookie first edition, Jamar Chase, 27 out of 99. Let me pop this open. This is just a hit parade sticker. It's a repack product, so I can pop this sticker open. Ryan Stewart with the Bengals. Nice, two color patch, on-card autograph. Your reigning offensive rookie of the year. Week one, pick it up right where you left off. Howdy like that, Mar Chase. I mean, you can't, you can't stop. You can only hope to contain him. All right, so nice one for the Bengals, for Ryan Stewart. Next up is JJ Watt, and that is for Colin. That's Arizona edition of JJ Watt. Turn down for Watt, three out of 10. Final box, but don't worry, there's still another case. If you haven't hit yet. Oh, Joe Pizzle saying Arizona where stars go to die. And we've got Josh Jacobs. Two color, triple relic, and autograph, rookie auto. Nice RPA, out of what, momentum? Oh, Chronicles momentum football from 2020. Nice, fifth year option didn't get picked up. This is for Nick Stober and the Raiders. But I think he's looking to, I mean, I'm sure he's looking to have a great season so he can get paid. Josh Exxon is saying it's too dry out there. Heat or the lack of water? Maybe, yeah, maybe they're not, people aren't hydrating enough. I think it's those big dust clouds, the Haboob. That's definitely what it is. It changes, it changes you. Just like, yeah, Matt, two cases, what a deal, right? A dual case, right, 20 boxes. What a deal. All right, so I got the Raiders off the board and I got Cardinals off the board. All right, next up is Travis Etienne Jr. Turn of the Century autograph for the Jaguars. Numbered, yes, numbered, there it is, 40 out of 49. 40, I'm a man, I'm 40. That goes to Hovsep and the Jaguars. Welcome to the YouTube side, Hovsep. Well, let's not get too crazy, Joe P. This is still a for-profit business. We're not a charity here. There's Darnell Mooney, Jersey and Autograph for Dabers. That's gonna go to Ryan Hines and Chicago. This is my kind of town, Chicago way. Yeah, we can take a small hit once, but once we take that small hit, then everyone says, well, why not take a small hit tomorrow and then another one tomorrow and then another one the next day? And then why not take small hits all the time? All those small hits turn to big hits, Joe Pizzle. And before you know it, we're bankrupt, we've got to sell the shop and we're selling vet commons underneath the bridge just to get by. See, if you give a mouse a cookie, we know how that works. Lights, Camara, action, what a patch. Eight out of 25 from limited football. From 2017, Saints. That'll be for Colin. It's one of Alvin Camara's better autographs, too. We'll put that star into it. Yeah, someone's buying commons underneath the bridge. Matt, maybe four of them. Commons underneath the bridge. Matt, maybe for kindling. We got Chris Godwin from Flawless, 10 out of 15. Nice colors in that window. An on-card autograph, that's for Matthew. Thank God for that second case, Matt. Matthew Wood with the buccaneers on the board. All right, good luck. Next one. We got, this car is upside down. It's not upside anymore. It's Najee Harris, 70 out of 100. Rookie Auto for Nick Stober and the Steelers. There you go, Nick. All right. Another one. There's bridges all over the place. There's bridges all over. There's a lot of freeway overpasses, underpasses. A lot of weird things can happen underneath the bridge. We've got Frank Gore, that's a great shot. Sky high signatures, Frank Gore, leaping over a raider. Here, I'm not sure who that is, leaping over a raider. 18 out of 50. Niners already hit. Second one for Josh, the X-Line. All right, yeah, X-Line wants some chiefs now. Ooh, I think we got it. Boom, there you go, veteran ticket autograph. Travis Kelsey, 74 out of 87, his jersey number. Got the ticket stub, vibe to it, which I really like. There you go, X-Line. Ask, and he shall receive. Worked this time. Won't work all the time. We got it. All right, next up, I can actually take the chiefs off the hit list, and there's DJ Moore. This DJ be DJ Moore, 54 out of 99 jersey and autograph. Panthers, that's the X-Line. DK Metcalfe, nice rookie auto DK Metcalfe, two out of 50. You know what, Joe P, if you were in this break, I would have given you the third case. The X-Line, last bottom mojo, Seahawks. I would have done it, but you're not in this break. So everyone in this break, you can blame Joe Pizzle for the lack of a third case, because you know what, I would have done it. I would have done it. If you were in this break, I would have done it. Ah, I totally would have done it, but I don't know. I just didn't, I mean, you would have inspired me to do it, Joe, but not this time. I mean, missed opportunities. Missed opportunities, I totally would have X-Line. Absolutely, Joe P just screwed everybody Rex, absolutely. Last hit, Jalen Hertz, rookie, jersey, and autograph. Nice one, would have done it. But I was like, I looked at my list and I was like, Joe Pizzle's not in this break. Why would I even put a third case in there? You know, he's not even in, he's not even in the break. That's what doesn't make sense. Colin with the Eagles. Yeah, listen, Joe Pizzle joined some breaks and maybe who knows what will happen. All right, but I don't know. Tonight might have been the only night I would have done that. 13 spots here went hitless. My apologies to you, but there's a chance at some little consolation prize. No, thank you, post that, appreciate you getting in. You know, Rex, if you and Joe Pizzle were in this break, I would have added another two cases. Right on top of the two we did, same price. All right, let's roll it and randomize the hitless names, three and a four, seven times. So top two, we'll get a little consolation prize in here. Good luck after seven. One, one, Ram.org, feeling a little tired tonight. Two, three, four, five, six, and once more, seventh and final time. Top two after seven is gonna be the X-Line and Nick Stober. There you go. Trevor Lawrence box going your way. Our sorting and shipping team will decide which one you get, I'll leave it up to them. So it'll be a surprise. Thanks, I'm Joe for Jaspeyscasebreaks.com. Thanks for watching everybody. I'll see you next time for the next break, bye-bye.