Phil Steen "Everyone should have a gun"





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Published on Feb 22, 2008

Here's the words in case you want to sing along:
Everyone should have a gun...
It's what our country is here for.
It's what I've got to shoot deer for,
Everyone should have a gun...

If I go off to a party with a lot of confetti
Is it enough if I just bring along a machete?
No, a machete just does not have the reach
A 38 special is a peach...

Everyone should have a gun,
When Katy goes off to daycare--
Perverts and bullies better beware,
Little Katy's got a gun...

If I break down on a backroad and
somebody comes along
I will have him covered and make him take me
If my neighbor starts complaining about Rover's
doggie doo
I'll pull out Old Betsy and let him know who is
who, for,

Everyone should have a gun,
It's a right we can fight for,
Dissenters don't have a chance
Watch me make them all dance...

Boom boom, etc...

Everyone should have a gun
If we're invaded by aliens
I'll cut them down with my ray gun
Ahh, but guns are such fun...
Everyone should have one...


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