 Sausages taste like black licorice. I've never seen a red luffa. Like, you know, those things that you like wash your body with in the shower? Never seen a red one. Why does every single grocery store cart glide terribly? You're like, walking through the store, it's like, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Everyone should have off on their birthday.