 Trade no, I've read a lot of notes on mine diploma trade My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you feeling? Did you get a good night's sleep? Nothing but James We've been burning the midnight oil this week and yeah, our yanks looked really good We went to the Mets game the day is stink, but everything else is alright I've gained eight pounds from Beach Week. Yeah, Jake. I had a five-hour old hot dog yesterday Well, that's a women's start there. I slept in the office that in your notes I slept in the office. Yeah, I'm wearing a bathing suit from our giveaway rack And I showered in the office number two no towels No, nothing air-dry air combination of air dry and paper towels Paper towels, it's a low feeling you had your baby this weekend Shower my baby shower. You had your baby shower My wife laid down in the middle of party and everyone came with a planner's bucket and just poured water on the stomach She was ready the whole time. Yeah, it was kind of like a Before this is what's gonna happen later. Yeah, they should do that at baby showers mock births. Yeah, like a Nativity but real Like a wedding rehearsal. Yeah, let's get into the dance. I give you my notes Toss them Can you tell me about the sports James? Let's talk about the sports a lot of this company talks about baseball our brew crew Through a no-hitter Corbin Benz. Yes. Yes, and Josh Hader combined on it So people don't like that stuff don't really care Scherzers killing it 3,000 strikeouts Lindor Stanton last night was a lot of fun Baseball remains on the streets overseas Mike Montgomery threw a rosin bag at an umpire Yes, which I hadn't seen before pegged them right in the back. Yeah, just like powder everywhere And know what was the the takes I saw on it was like Mike McGon, Mike McGit, Mike McGinnery He'll never throw another pitch again, and I was like I get it They're supposed to be a boundary between players and umps and that kind of stuff But like and the day through rosin bag didn't even like him in the face or anything like let's grow up a little bit Let's look at this and make Zach do something with it We love talking about things together. What's the next one? We're kind of tired. Hey Jim Why don't you tell us what almost ripped I was this week almost a breakdown this week is awesome. It's the everyone's seen it It's been so cool. It's the it's the cat video cat was falling the scene is wild So what happens up top is one dude sticks his arm out and it's like climb up my arm But really he's just like I'm helping guys look and everyone's like you're not doing a damn thing I'm doing all I can do it. Oh, I can for the cat. I had my arm out I was wondering maybe I could leap leap up and latch on to me if the guy got a good swim stroke And he could have got to me. Yeah guy nice try But what to the left of that guy from when you're watching the video. There's a group of people Directing the flag holders below. Yeah, there's a couple below that always brings an American flag to the game And they quickly took it off the railings It was like taped on there or whatever and then started holding out as a blanket to catch the classic fireman save move And they needed to be more because the cat lands Right in the corner of the flag by the guy's left hand, right? And he doesn't have a firm grip with that. He's a righty, right? So it breaks the cat's fall, but it goes down. Yeah, and this kid College kid who just wants to be part of the action like comes up to pet the cat Almost like a little kid who got to walk off in Little League And you just like y'all up and you give him a little head a rub even though you don't know him and the cat just Because the cat's like I almost just died dude. Yeah, I'm not interested in getting pet by you And then there's this one woman who's like give me the cat And I'm hoping she was a van and she was like I'm the she was like I'm the only one in the stadium equipped to handle this cat see I hate that lady Because she thinks she's entitled to the cat Yeah, like she wanted the next headline to be like cat that was that party football game hanging from the railing Now owned by lady. She wanted that headline calling them party football games verbatim Yeah, and no you like you don't have the rights to that cat. I think the cat had a collar on it What were you rooting for because I saw you watching the video in the office and you're going death to cat No death to cat. No, that wasn't me Catch that cat catch that cat. It sounded like your ears were clocked You walked in with paper towels in years. Oh, I'm just de-waxing so weird Monday morning Know it's better than your ears bleeding shaving all the hair around your penis Yes, and not not getting any nicks. No scratches. No showing your mom and her being proud Manscaped don't shave your eye shave around your penis. Is there any other sports news on man Is there any other sports news question the one sports community I try to talk about on here I try to talk about here. It's a big part of my life Is running and the Brighton Marathon Jim the organ is up the organizers the organizers they had an apology to give yes because They did the one thing you hate with marathons. Mm-hmm. It made it too long made it six football fields too long 670 yards too long Like a lot long. Do you think anyone gave up in that final period that final stretch? No But I think that they were bad. Well, the way it reads is they say one they say it was human error And it's like obviously and then Oh Said that twice it's like no one is blaming robots. It was just a case of human error. It's like the person Yeah, dude. Yeah, you You sit up the event man. So we're having this press conference But it says the mistake was spotted after runners were on the route and therefore cannot be rectified So I think it was literally like the little rascal scene when the a sign got flipped It's like go right instead of like stay straight and they just went through town Great little rascal scene and for the rest of next hour 20 minutes. We're just gonna play a little rascal's enjoy In not sports news we had to escapes from animals Zebras escaped in Maryland and people are Weirded out by it and they don't know how to catch them the county officials can't catch the zebras and their quote is you can't hunt them down They're just too fast. They run They won't let you get near them. So same as any other animal that's ever been Yeah, that quote was by Rodney Taylor chief of the PG What's he expecting we were hoping it was a slower It really got away from us. Yeah, dude. They escaped zebras are horses. I think they're closer to the zebras aren't a horse What are we doing? I think they're donkeys We're in a small fucking room and Jim I asked that because the other horse stories for knowledge, okay I Farts have become too calm Hold the man or something even like granola Been eating so much of zebras are closely related to horses, but they're not the same species the next question is why is zebra not a horse? Yeah Thanks for having me Google. Well the zebra a horse another horse escaped a racetrack Which is always a fun story in the video of it on the highway I don't care about that story at all. I just lumped it in because it was the same same animal not the same animal Scientists, why don't we get a zebra and a horse put them next to each other and you tell me they're not related? Those are called sources. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week It's the horse. It's not a horse. It's a sheep. No Think so Didn't look this guy's very gentle to horse animals. You know what? I don't know about that You don't think former Mets reliever Jerry Blevins is nice to animals. No, that's what I said That's all I said. I think it starts. I think when they're sharing the same ground. He's very nice to horses But when he's riding one, he makes sure they know who's in control So this is gonna be a tough employer to reach a Jerry Blevins Shea station Mets they won they beat the Yankees they yelled part of the reason I don't like Do a whistle noise don't do this just let them hear that. Oh cover it with a whistle noise Jerry looks good in ways. I can never look good. He's tall skinny and has great hair exactly So he's got in a bag of granola leaking farts, right People are happy with his granola farts like they've come to him, but dude He could also when we're doing all that worse walking around doing granola farts people like that makes sense Yeah, you I got nothing. It's like stop. It's not working Yeah, he could also do like if he was riding a horse aggressively like you'd be like, yeah, that's what I'm saying Yeah, but that's kind of range That I'll never have thanks for watching everyone Support for this program was brought to you by Manscape. 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