 Here's some mess. So, this is what... All right, this is what we got here. Farmer's Popcorn Cobb. Okay. Look, I haven't started yet. Well, that's why I asked you. What are you doing today? We're doing a farmer's Popcorn Cobb. That's why we put that on the chocolate. But anyway. That's pretty cool. Where did we get that? Ingredients. Can you see that? Corn. Except corn. None of that bull crap. See corn? That one don't focus. That camera does not have a focus. So. It is made all natural, no additives. Kansas Grounds. Some flower food company incorporated. The Nexa Kansas. I believe I'm saying that right. L-E-N-E-X-A. Kansas. All right. I'm gonna take you over here. I'm gonna open this up for monkey. She's telling me. Okay. So I'm gonna do that. And I'll be right back with you. There's the popcorn. And the scissors. So cut this open. It even says right here. Remove from plastic for instructions. Okay. So let's cut this open. Your shears are dull. It's almost as if somebody uses them in the garage to cut wire with. Everything I want some. Well, I mean, it's made to cut my own. You would think it'd cut wire, okay? These gnats are terrible. Well, this time of year. Okay, so there's the cob. It's not very big. No. Okay, so this is the bag. It says this side down. Do not pop before reading microwave popping instructions. After breaking seal on vacuum pack, place cob in length wise, position in center of popping sack. Tightly fold open. You guys can't see nothing here. Tightly fold open end of popping sack three times. Stupid gnats. Every year. Looks like it's for about a month and they go away. Yeah. Place popping sack in center of microwave on high setting or a hundred percent. Set timer for two minutes. No longer. No longer. See, no longer. No longer what? No longer than two minutes. And listen carefully. I'm not hearing anything. Why is it telling me to listen carefully? They're Bruno's tracking. Okay. Listen carefully. When popping slows to two to three seconds apart, stop microwave. Stop. Okay, carefully. If you set it for two, then you could stop on it long. Carefully. That means if it's getting done faster. Some microwaves. Are better. Yeah, this is just like a set. This is a, well, it's a 700 watt microwave. Some microwaves are like 1500, 2000 watts. You're talking a minute. That shit's done. Carefully handle hot popping sack. Popping creates steam. Open away from face. Season popcorn to taste. And enjoy. Please supervise children when popping farmers popcorn cough. Okay, so let's do this. Do you have anyone like this before? No man. Me neither. First time. So, here we go. Goodbye, corn. And then it said, okay, this side down. Place popping, okay. Popping sack, oh. Tightly fold open end of popping sack three times. This is length wise. That's this way, right? Yeah. Okay. And this side down. And then you gotta fold it three times. One. Three, should I fold it the other way? No, that's good. You're fine. Okay, now I'm gonna stick this in the microwave for two minutes. Yep. So there's the bag. Burn it, stop. It's for me. Lops on any. No. And you can probably scrape this off. That's kind of cool, really. I think we can eat it right off in there. Try a piece, mama. All right, let's see. Let's see how it is. Tastes like popcorn, right? She says it's not bad, so. So, Sheba, the myth man legend I'm gone for now. I'll see you guys in the next one. Take care, bye-bye. One thousand. Hey, sexy. Hey, I didn't do my intro. I'll do mine right now. Hey guys, this is monkey. One thousand. It's a corn, please. He gets me laughing, I can't stop. Okay, okay, one thousand. Take two, higher tower. We went into the country store.