 Trump's staff is having all kinds of challenges with their new boss. Managing up is hard, so I got some tips from folks on his wavelength. Trump is unhappy with how his staff dresses, like female staffers who choose to wear clothes. How does a girl dress? On her head. In pink. In pink? How do boys dress? They dress in silly costume. Evidently, none of Trump's staff can turn on and off lights. Do you know how to turn on and off lights? How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They're too busy screwing over the American people. But it is important to know how your boss is going to handle negotiating diplomacy. What's diplomacy? I don't know. That's alright. Trump doesn't know what it is either. Who picks a fight with Australia? Do you want me to use the V-Wash? None of those words. I know that too. I also know the D-word. No. We can't use any of those words. I say the word A-word. No. No. We can't use any of those words. Do it without those words. Well, I only... Do it without those words. But then I can't do it. Because I can't express my feelings without cursing. How do you deal with conflict?