 Can I tell you my son is the greatest thing ever. Tell them what you just told me. You sing your son. What song? Leland Something I forgot. I don't know why I can't remember now, but it's something along the lines of Leland is the best ever Everyone else sucks And it's a factually correct song Oh my god Hey, welcome back to our stupid reaction to you in some corbusion. I'm Rick. It's the guy who's more choosy Do you think I would make anything other than the most perfect child ever the answer is no He is the most perfect child. God help us when Leland grows up Am I gonna give him a complex? Yes, but it's in a warranted complex. Of course. Okay today Today We are ready to do a short film. Oh lovely. I mean this is the film, but it's tiny It's just called chutney. I Like chutney. It's tasty. It's with never had a chutney. I didn't like Never matter of fact. Nope. I've had some that were way too out for me. That's true I'm sure for you, but uh, it's a royal stag With Cheska Chopra, Rasika Dougal I think we've seen people in this before I just can't remember their names. Okay automatically, so and that's all I know Um, I usually like to go into these blind me too because a lot of times they have like these twists That I don't want to see coming except right except for the last one, which was nice They surprised us by like having a surprise. Yeah, it was just this story. It's great. Yep. Ah, so here we go Feed black I miss movie theaters. Yeah, I'm not gonna get a ring jump Hi guys, here's all our stuff Cinemafia great name nice, and I love that sound and the like restaurant and city noise Empty as Ali What the freak Hi Chinese Did you Good color. Yes. It's a wife. Tell me. He is in daily crime, I think. Okay, bring a cold drink. I'll do it too. No. The times we've seen her, she's so good. She is so good. Tripathi said she's very good. Yeah, Pankaj was saying that she's, you know, she's brilliant. Ooh, chilies. Honey fuzzy. We know him too. Yeah, we do. I've done a lot of work. I'm a coke shocker. It doesn't hurt, right? Like my teeth. Hmm, nice. Your earring is so beautiful. Where did you get it from? From Vishakant. That's why you always should be nice to your waiters. There are so many. I just ate one or two. Ah, of course, man. I know waiters that have done that. I know waiters that have done worse. Worse, yeah. It's the guy. I don't know. Yeah, I think it actually is. Yeah, I think it actually is. Yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Man, why is he covered up everywhere? Mania, look here. This love is a bad thing. Now you know, their quality is the same. Everyone can do it in their own bus. They just have a little constipation. But we give them two spoons of gold before going to sleep. The whole thing is fresh in the morning. But Viriji is very fit. But where? The doctor even told him to walk again. So he told the doctor, if it's okay to walk, then what's your need, man? So the doctor gave him two spoons of medicine. But what did he say? Did you see how he treated the doctor? Now what do we know? We are from Dukajia. We believe in Kusrat. We don't take medicines like that. Your feet are warm, your stomach is warm. Your head is cold. Hit the doctor. Yeah. Do you know, that day in the club, Mrs. Mehra was screaming a lot that Mr. Mehra eats 7-7 pills a day. Is this going to show off? We are also here to think that we know that he eats 15 pills a day. But you haven't eaten anything. Did you order anything else? Hey boy! What's up? He broke those on his testicles. Then he forgot. He went to get married. He gave him two pairs of clothes, hot coat and jewelry. We asked him, why are you wasting money on him? If he gets more than 500 rupees from someone, he will lose his mind. So he told us, you shut up from Dukajia. You don't know anything. He said he didn't come back. And when he got his wife back, he was like a piece of shit. If you touch him, he will go crazy. Really? Then he started working. Then he started taking the ball with him to the factory. He would come in the evening and do all the household chores. Leave it. He said his wife didn't tell him. Where? He said he refused. That our women don't work outside the house. Then what's the problem? One day, we heard the sound of the door opening. We saw it. It's Bikki. Our heart stopped. What is Bikki doing here? He had his tight jeans and a smart T-shirt on. You never met Bikki, right? His younger brother used to stay with us. He used to wash his hands in the factory. Then he went to the wrong room. We thought, what is he doing there? We went downstairs. People do things like this. If he wanted to do all this, why didn't he get married? If he wanted to get married, everyone has a character in his family. His uncle has done a lot of things. And his uncle used to eat food, teach him a lesson and go upstairs. And after five minutes, he used to go upstairs. He used to press the legs. You know about leg massages and feet massages, don't you? Then one day, he came home. Did he forget his tiffin at home? Yes. He was warming up. He got tensed. He said he would cook for his wife. Why are you standing there? We are coming. We have to make a mutton. But keep quiet. What does he say in front of him? He didn't even look at his eyes in front of him. Hey, tell me. What happened? Why are you talking to him? Why are you talking to him? I am asking you again and again. Who do you think you are talking to? Now you know his mood. If he gets upset, he gets upset. The food that he cooked, the guests choked their fingers. What a nice meal. He promoted it. He increased it by Rs. 1,000. I know. When he came to give it, his heart is like a sea. We are from Gajiaabad, right? They know everything. They take care of everything. So we asked them to dig more. Otherwise, it would be a mess. The chutney is made from this garden. We had a lot of time to prepare our own vegetables. Good fertilizer. By the way, the number of vegetables has increased so much. In Gajiaabad, we put all the waste in the mud. The mud is the most important. It's one way to get a lady to stop buying your house. A very subtle hint of... Here's what happens around here when people don't play by the rules. Nice. It's always good when you're... I was just engrossed. Yeah, totally. Literally was one of those things where I had no peripheral, right? I was completely zoned. Yeah. I thought, like, she... There's no way she killed Vijay. She just zoned last night. What is going on? Why did she invite her over? Yeah. I love the play with the earring. Like, just letting you know. Saw that. And this whole short film, My Stars, it's basically her monologue. That was a lot of pages of dialogue. Yeah, who is that actress? Is it... And also, once again, another great short film. Yeah. You know what would be great is just to do, like, a short film festival of every short film we've seen. You could play them back to back to back to back to back. And somebody who didn't know what was going on in Indian cinema would go... I'm just confused about why we haven't seen any of them in the Oscar submissions. Well, I want to see... Well, here's the thing, I have to be accepted. So, like, for example... The fact that none of the ones we've seen have made it to... I don't know about what the... We want to see the short film that is the current selection by India. Can't find it anywhere. Have reached out to the main actress that's in there. And she has actually reached out to the director. So I'm hoping we can get to see that because it's the official selection that's been submitted. Yeah, I don't know if they will. I don't know if they will either because if it does get selected, they want to... Understandably, they get... Because every year we watch the short films, but we have to buy them on... A package. A five-pack, which is fine. They get the money. They should be bought that way. We want to do that. That's probably why... Because I think at one point it was on YouTube and I think they had to take it down. I absolutely agree with you. That's what I was saying just a second ago. One of the things I would do, like introducing... If you're introducing somebody from America or the West who's not familiar with Indian cinema and they love cinema, like they love acting and the art of film, you could take... The playlist of short films. Just take our playlist of short films and do a like a one-day festival and just play them back to back to back to back to back. There's no way somebody would not walk away from that and be thoroughly impressed at the depth of artistic capacity in the short films that we've seen. Because we haven't seen a bad one yet. Haven't seen a bad one yet. Was this the one with the monologue? Yeah, I think that's her. Is it? Tisca Chopra? Tisca Chopra. Yeah, she was phenomenal. Tisca and Risika. And she's apparently also a suitable boy. Oh! Yeah, she was right here. A suitable boy. I believe the pronunciation is Risika Dugal. She's phenomenal. Everything we've seen her and she's an extremely strong actor. Extremely good actor. Let us know what else of hers... Oh, she was in Loopcase. That was with VJ. VJ Ross. That we saw... Oh, she's in Manto. And a school bag. I know we haven't... I don't believe... I wonder, is this the first time Pankaj has worked with her? Because he spoke so highly of her when we talked to him. Which is not a surprise, because she's wonderful in Mirzapur. Yeah, looks like she's done a lot of short films. She's done a lot of work. She's done a lot of work. But yeah, she's phenomenal. So let us know what else of hers we should watch. Also, I mean, it wasn't huge in it, but I think it was Neil, I think his name is. Yeah, we've seen him in so many things. I'm trying to remember the very first thing we saw him in. I think with Ranveer, it was... What was the one where they went, the girl and they were pretending to be mine or like archeologists. What was it called? And they're in Calcutta? Yes. Yeah, and Ranveer is doing a con job on the family. He was in Life of Pong. I'm just going to say that's the first place I've seen him. He plays Pai's dad. That's the first place I'm pretty sure I saw him in my life. English, English. Ah, that's the main thing. That was the main thing that we saw him in. He plays her husband. Yes, but the first time I ever saw him is one of the first times I also saw Taboo was Life of Pai, because they play Pai's mom and dad. Kabir Singh. But yeah, no, it was that's where the first time we really got to see him in something where he's on screen the whole time in English and English. But he's been in other things too, as well as TV. Was he in Patel Lok? At all? No, I don't think so. He's in Daily Crime though. He's also in Star Trek Discovery. Oh, I didn't see that. No, but it's the American Star Trek Discovery show. I know that because I follow him on Twitter and all that stuff. So I know he's getting a lot of pub for the Star Trek show, but he's known for being a fespe. Yeah, I'm surprised. He's a fespe into the fullest extent of the word. I'm not surprised. So, I mean, everybody in this cast was incredible. Another great short film. All of them. Let us know what their next nail and both lead actresses as well. Phenomenal. I would love to see more and more of their work. And what's the next short film we should watch? I know there's just a ton. There's a ton. Let us know what's the next one we should be down below.