 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How are you Jim Zach? Everyone tuning in. I'm good. Good football weekend. Good sports weekend. It's really cold in the Northeast I do have some bad hair going on reveal later. That's how you make people watch the whole video. How you doing? Jim big Baseball weekend as it always is in mid to late, January Actually, we did have a fun update you like this a little more than I thought on my thought meter Your San Francisco Giants, we'll talk about Gabe Kapler later. They're trolling the Dodgers It looks like giving out some Mickey Mouse ears for a fan giveaway this year Seemingly a shot at their world championship in the year of 2020. Yes good summation of what's going on here People are like it appears to be a troll and then I read an article and I was like it's just Disneyland day at the stadium It just happens when Dodgers come like no way even if that's the case the Giants would be like ooh That's when the Dodgers come to town people might take that the wrong way Maybe let's avoid it if they wanted to instead. They said no that's funny It's a good troll Jake because it stings Oh, like it's really where you poke them and you can have fun and it kind of brings this meme Which started as just like haters on the internet To like oh wait like the PR people of a baseball team Are doing this. I'm not as hype. It's mostly a Giants problem though The Dodgers just signed like the best players in baseball and are gonna be great for another 10 years Oh, see I think it's like they might beat him on this day like 25 to 2. Oh, absolutely Yeah, oh the Giants are like dead and buried and with their last breath They're saying some like hateful shit the bullies picking on everyone He's better than you smarter than you're a little like weasel and you're like Your dad died right. I was in a similar genre. I wasn't going to death Jim This story goes hand-in-hand with this almost a breakdown that you liked a couple things you like high school hockey announcers Screams a puck goes over the glass over the netting and towards him And this is his reaction to that Murphy throws the pass across And then he's like oh my god, I'm so sorry then he says oh I'm sorry I shouldn't have said oh my god for saying oh my god I shouldn't be saying that I'm sorry just that's the scream of a foreigner from like a real hot country That's never seen like ice big nets a puck and is like being held hostage, right? Like you can't have been to a hockey game before and that's your reaction to what happens every hockey game This could be the worst moment of his life. Oh for sure. He doesn't like that. We're talking about it It's second worst moment Back to the sports speaking of sports draft Kings. We've got all of our draft Kings sports Monicles here. Go check them out Jim. We've got a TBT going on throwback Thursday Tuesday Marathon runner our guy Uncle Chen disqualified in a marathon again We talked about this guy a little over a year ago I don't want to do it. Which would you rather do chain smoke for three and a half hours or run a marathon Can I wear wheelies? Definitely not I'll do 10 cigarettes if I get wheelies and I can't believe it because last time we were talking about him I believe they said he set the Guinness Book World Records or he set some world record for you know Running a marathon while chain smoking and then I said I would do it and I did so I tied him and his response was I wasn't trying to win the record. I just like smoking and running, right? He's smoking and running and they're DQ in them this whole world. So The flip-flops unreal Jim our warehouse games is rolling right now You might hear about that come and play the week and we're making up games. We're making up rules for this I'm a little mad because the one line they put in was you can't defecate Fine smoke Related sometimes or trample flower beds That's one rule and to lump those three things together. I don't know. I don't like that I don't love that for you. See you take a quick break and you go shit in The flower beds while you're smoking your cigarette and you stomp your cigarette in the flower bud You keep running like that's marathon running for uncle Chen not a bad day. So I'm not allowed to have a pit stop Oh, so no more fun. Yeah, why don't we just say that before we run the marathon? What if I'm not part of your marathon? I'm just running this route. What are you running from walk faster? Gabe Keppler just walk faster. You have a 17-minute drive and it's also a 10-minute walk You like this not sports because it happened to you or something Like that. I don't know if I've ever been stuck in a bathroom passenger trapped in airplane bathroom for entire flight gets note from Attendant, it's really nice handwriting, but he locked the door and they couldn't undo it and the note says sir We tried to unlock the door. We can't do it We're landing soon. So please just close the lid to the commode and sit down and we'll be with you soon So first thing I looked up. How long is this flight? It said it was only an hour. That's fine The airplane flushing always scares me a little bit. It's really powerful You don't like the noise or you think you're gonna get sucked down both when you get the note That's a bad feeling. What's going on? Can you be with your nose? More lips than nose. I think the part that did make me mad now that I'm thinking about it to get him out They basically just busted down the door. That should have been the plan from the first Moment yeah, it feels like they should have like a drill or something on there to get someone out if they get stuck in there We could body one of those doors Have maybe we're smoking six. So they said to stay in there. There's a chance. This was this guy's heaven. Yeah ripping darts ripping farts Employee Double situation because this is my hair reveal From already Captain's League draft video and trade window came out first time We've ever had a video of that sort with Ronnie's help the whole captains League was a very quick turnaround premieres last night. So You're late late stamp it Red letters. 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I didn't I went in the wrong place And what'd you say the story was that's not the story, right? Thanks. Thanks for bringing that one up. No problem Jim