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I Get Off Alone Song - Esther Ku

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Uploaded on Feb 13, 2010

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WARNING: Contains Mature and Immature Content.

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Executive Producer: Ed Bennett
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Directed by: Po Ku
Produced by: Sam Oh
Song written by: Dan "the Song Parody" Man, Ku

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"I Get Off Alone" - Parody of Greenday's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

I lie between the sheets
and I don't care if I don't have a man.
Have everything I need
because I have five fingers on my hand.

oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh

My hands are always clean
and only smell like things that I have touched.
They don't get jealos and
they never try to slip inside my butt.

oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh

My fingers take away the stress and sorrow.
They never ask me if I spit or swallow.
Don't make my pussy bleed until tomorrow.
So I get off alone.

oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh

They never make a mess
or leave an icky sticky puddle
don't make stains on my dress
and never want to talk or cuddle.
No!

oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh

My fingers never get limp soft or mushy
and they don't care if i am shaved or bushy.
They never tell their friends I taste like sushi.

That's why I get off alone.

oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh
oh oh... oh oh... oh oh... oh

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