 Welcome back to the beard report all the days top stories delivered by a man with a well-groomed beard Now it's time for beard books a glimpse of books you can read while having a beard last week We dove into the nerd fantasy series a song of Maddie ice and fire and the activity picture book Where's Levi on this week? We're discussing the engrossing and mostly made up tell-all wicked troubling the Patriots and all their crap here Now as its author Patriot whistleblower and definite flight risk Denise Bolger. Hey, any relation to a whitey Bolger? No, I'm just a fan terrific Denise you pretend to have incredible access in this book. How did you pull that off? Well, like I'm the ultimate insider I've had all kinds of jobs with the paths over the years cheerleader Gronk translator musket loader Garoppolo crippler Walbur Grangler and Zov torture hold on Denise. I am being told that I am picking the Eagles and the Lions And that our audio tech licked my earpiece. Okay, Denise tell our viewers. What else did you uncover for this book? I scored a copy of the pre-written apology note that Josh Gordon carries with him at all times Oh, I break the story that Jimmy Garoppolo is Italian What now is it true that one of your biggest sources has agreed to speak with us today? Yes, as long as she remains anonymous lady X. What information did you give Denise for her book? Bill Belichick gets his power from devouring the souls of the innocent and when it comes to art Gronk is way more into cubism than post-impressionism. Yeah, and did you know Garoppolo was Italian? Thanks for joining us Giselle. You weren't supposed to say my name. You dumb I don't worry about it. Nobody's watching last question Is there anything in the book that explains the Patriots current down slide? No, but that would have been wicked cool Someone should read a book about that. Yeah, they all right. Well, thank you Denise Join me next week when we will discuss the books. No pants. No research. No problem Terry Bradshaw's guide to broadcasting and broken arrow big fun a guide to how he longs top two most watchable movies How did firestorm not make that list, huh?