 It shouldn't be as difficult as it was for me, and I still don't have the answer, and I've even asked another person. Am I right? No, why can't you figure out? Just looking it up. The distance from Japan to Los Angeles in both directions. I don't know, why? I don't know. And then I asked somebody for help, and they just sent me a screenshot of one direction of it from L.A. to Japan. If you're standing in Japan, and you're Superman, and you face west and fly, then a week later, you do the same thing, you're facing east and you fly, and your destination is L.A. on both trips. What's the difference in miles? I'm sure somebody can figure that out. Yeah, I'd like to know. Tell me, thanks. Weird intro. Juice! Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directs of Corbin. I'm Japan. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, for more juicy content. Thank you. To everybody who supports on Patreon, follow us on Twitter to count and subscribe. What do you smell? A cunt. Today, what are we doing, Rick? As usual, don't have the foggy eyes. Exactly. Today, we've got a filter copy sketch. This is called Confusing Things in Our Eyes Do. This is made by Indians. This is gonna be great. I actually hope we get them, though. I know. Because we're not in our eyes. No, but we've experienced in our eyes. But we also don't live in India, so the minute differences that they see between in our eyes and Indians. I can tell you a couple right off the top of my head. But maybe they'll cover it. It's probably not the ones that Indian. Here's what we've discovered. The very first thing we discovered is when we went to that event and they played India's national anthem and people didn't even stand or sing. Well, we are in America, so that makes sense. If I was in India and I was at an American event celebrating the 4th of July and they started singing the national anthem, I'd be up and my hat'd be off and I'd be singing. Fuck America. And then the other thing is they don't act the same way in movie theaters. That's definitely true. As the two I expect. But also they would get arrested or thrown out if they did trip in America, so. But at least a modicum of it, at least a slight. We've seen a slight. You're louder than anybody in a theater. When Rajnikanth comes on the screen, you're screaming louder than anybody in the room. We couldn't hear anything. That's true, we were deaf. Anyways, so hopefully we get a lot of these jokes. If we don't suck, if we just don't get the majority of it. If we don't, explain it to us please. Yes, okay. Because we're not NRIs. Or Indians. No. We just have seen a lot of Indian movies in the past four years. Right, which makes us experts. That's true. Here we go. Press this bell icon to receive freshly brewed content from Victor Coffey. For a movie called Ganga. This is really good. It's really good though. Go right off the bat. We don't get that one. Do you guys have Netflix in India now? That is so cool. Do you guys have Starbucks in India? They do. Oh my God, 8-in-1 India now. I've got you so many clothes. Keep it. Keep the change. Keep it. Keep the change. What are you doing? It's nothing, man. It's just one pound. It's so cute. I love India. Give me the batteries. Give me the batteries. Which one? All four movies. Let's go. Zet lag, bro. Get up. Jet lag is a real thing. It's three in the morning. Why are you awake? Zet lag, girl. Will you go home? Zet lag, bro. It's been a month since you came here. Okay, what is this? Karan, I only drink bottle water. What is this? Bro. What are you doing? I'm making it. Yeah, water, water. Yeah, bottle, bottle. Yo, Karan. Honey, it's finished, man. The water is finished. It's coming. Honey, bottle, water. Bottle, water. Can you pass me the soda? This yogurt is so amazing. The heat. It's called the heat. Han, can you pass me the cookies? Biscuits. Okay. Barley tea. Sometimes. I'm not in a ride, but... It's just dal chowry. Sometimes. If you drank the water... Oh, shit. You didn't use bottle water, did you? Fuck! You fucking idiot! You know, back in the UK, there's network everywhere. They're lifting, man. You know, back in the UK... We don't have any stray dogs. What? There's no way that's true. I know. Don't care if they walk, they get... Shut up! I know, you know what I mean. You're on the video because you reached the end of it. That's true. That's true. Some of those, I feel, aren't specific to NRIs, or just people that aren't from your... Yes, that's correct. Your country. But it is extra funny if it's an Indian that's doing those things. Example, the water. But depending on how long you've been away from India, that's very, very real. If you're a technical NRI, which is non-residential, so you've been away for a while, that means your system is not accustomed to the water. Correct. Which is why a lot of people experience some issues. Yep, obviously. Which makes sense if you're, like, let's just say when some settlers came over to America and they killed everybody by raping and diseaseing them. Similar, but less genocide. Yeah. But not by the Brits. You know, the jet lag thing where they're complaining of jet lag for a really long time or the food is suddenly spicy for them, those things are... It's also my genetics. Definitely that way, for sure. But the bottle of water thing, as I'm sure it's... We had a bunch of bottles everywhere in India. I think if you don't know what happened to me, my first trip, I made the mistake. My brother made the mistake of brushing my teeth with the sink water and I was screwed up. I was screwed up, specifically screwed up on a daily basis and unpleasant life for three months and then wasn't fully, completely gut cleansed until two years later. It was bad. Very, very bad. I think you just had old man stomach. Yeah, no. Yeah, that's what it was. No, totally old man stomach. Yeah, we got some of them there. Yeah, for the most part. You guys could tell us if it was more accurate than anything because we're not Indians or in our eyes. No. So we can kind of just... These are kind of things people would just say to us. A lot of them. Yeah. They do have Starbucks. Though we... Not enough. If we were in India, so for example, if we were to travel, well, we'd have to travel with an Indian who's here. We'd pick up on those things. For example, if we traveled with an NRI to India and noticed things about them, we would recognize how they're more NRI than they are Indian and their response to things. They would probably behave that way. I famously gave our shuttle driver from the airport to our hotel in Amritsar like a $10 tip for us here. But that's a lot in whatever it was. I don't see much of an issue with that in my opinion. I get it as an Indian because you're not used to it. Correct. I understand that it's very normal for us over here. Yeah, to me. I don't mind blessing somebody. That's the point. Yeah, it's falling within the budget of what you'd be spending and it's more for them. Bless them with it. Don't withhold it just because the rupee is less than the dollar. I don't like that at all. You would never do that because that's an insane amount to do if you make rupees. But the flip side of the coin is... It was also a nice hotel, though. A lot of Indians that see an American know that full well. Americans don't really know or don't care. I remember repeatedly on my first two trips to Calcutta with Andrani, people would see me and she'd ask for a ride and they'd give the rate and she'd go, and we'd walk on. Every single time we were in India I had somebody else like if I had to buy something or if we were getting a rickshaw, I was like, can you go get us a rickshaw? Because I knew... We were going to get ripped off. One, I have no idea what rates are, so I was just being like, okay, that's what the rate is. We'll pay it. And so they would often come back and say, no, we're going to go to a different place. How much for that tomato? 15,000 rupees. Oh, not bad. There you go. Anyways, let us know about the filter card. We've seen a few videos, obviously, of them. A lot of other filter copy videos we can react to of them and anything else we need to know about NRIs and the differences without hate. Pour NRIs below.