 I was actually at home and had Susan right here, having a little... And then he died right there with Cam right over him. It's your cold. They're cold. It was a lot all over him. It was fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying it's still right now. Okay. We're back. So I asked Cam about their humanity and they asked, what does it feel like to be human? They don't seem to understand like a person on what it means to be a human being. He's never said his code before. But what's more of the thing is they don't remember pretty much anything that happened they said of the murder. They don't remember anything from the last couple of days. It's like their memory is completely gone. Interesting. Look at my notes here. Get a little paper out for you. I have a test that you can run. Oh? I have a test that you can run to see if he actually is experiencing those human-like feelings. Oh, it's my secret notebook. I wouldn't want anyone to see it. We're in a cave. Turn it off. Turn it off. The meatballs were all eaten. I'm so sorry. Oh? Do you have a good memory? Can someone write this down for me? Oh, fuck. Go to Iris. Get some paper. Go get some paper. Where are you? Yes. We'll wait. Is it mean time? Yeah. What's it been like for you? What's it been like for you? How long have you been here? I've actually only been here a few years. What's it been like for you? What's it been like for you? What's it been like for you? What's it been like for you? I've actually only been here for a month. Really? Yeah. I was the newbie before you guys. Oh, really? Yeah. Unlike some people, like that crazy lunatic over there who's talking to the air. Izzy. He's been here for 10 years. He's actually the one who started this little settlement. Oh, really? He started it all? Izzy did. I've only been here for a month. We got paper. Oh, we got paper. Fantastic. All right. Sherman is over right behind me. We're about to run a test on Cam. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, see whether or not he actually exhibits human properties. Okay. Like, not just outer ones, like physical appearance, like whether or not he's plastic, plastic. He has like a sword. Exactly. Exactly. With only analyzing visual characteristics. To pretend to glitch out like an NPC. Oh, don't work. People are going to die. Does he have dark or discolored fingernails? Yeah. Exactly. Oh. I don't want to see someone with dark fingernails. He doesn't have abnormally hairy arms. Right. Yeah. Finally. Finally. It's a murder mystery after all. Yo, the posing. Yo, the posing, yeah. Check if someone's here. Thank you. Thank you, Carlson. And let me know after we get to him. Thank you. Whether or not he exhibits these properties, and then we'll go to him there. Thank you so much. Sure. Doctor. Doctor. All right. Let's go, team. Yes. Go hop and conk at my friends. All right. Got any clues? I'm looking for a whale. A whale. Put him aside, Quast. Oh. The whale's over here. I don't know what... Well, it's not a whale, but it is a shark. That's a shark. Perhaps the Blahaj. Hmm. Hmm. May haps. I don't know. Well, let's take... Kidnap it anyways. I know, yeah. We can name this one and take this one. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But they said it was in a bedroom. A bedroom. We know this is the queen of all the sea creatures in the idea. I am so deeply sorry, I do not mean... See, we're looking for a... You fool. I am looking for... I was looking for a whale. A whale. A whale. We heard there was a whale. This was a shark, right? Am I correct? I think you're blind. I'm... You really... You really said... Man, maybe a shark and a corpus are the same thing. Is there something you can see now? Yeah. Yeah, that's really a shark now. Yes. How dare you talk to her? How dare you? I still think there's a whale to find out. There's a whale to find out. He's there. Yeah. Where is the whale? There's two men and one baby. Two babies. And you want the test? Oh, yes. We got the test. You go in. There you go. You found the whale. All right, so we've got some tests here. Abnormally hairy arms cannot do yoga poses. Dark or distrullered fingernails. But here's to note, we are pretending not to be Dr. K. Adelman. I am going under a different person, under cover, because I don't trust some of the people here. Are you aware that Sloan apparently visited you fairly close after the incident that happened? Apparently. Sloan, Dr. Sloan. Apparently came to visit you while you were locked in. Who said that? I got the information from a rather skittish researcher here. Sloan, I think Sloan is here. Yeah, Ren. Ren? What? Oh, shit. We'll be back. We'll be back. I think I fucked up. What did you do? I told the head of security that M works for entertainment by accident. Wait, what? It was an accident. What? That's my name. If that is your real name. I recently acquired this paper. First, this document reads, You've just found yourself your very own little mister. A limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment. Why have you become Mr. Collector? Now Oz, why would you have such a paper in your private possession, along with mysterious leaves and jars in your locked box as well? Why would I have such a thing in my life? In my box. Well, Exactly. It is medicinal. First of all, yes. That could be verified. Are you there at the crib? Can you all move aside for a second? Yeah. Thank you. Now that the cat's out of the bag. Is this? That's fucking Dr. Wondertainment. It's Wondertainment? Oh, God, I was flirting with Dr. Wondertainment. I can't believe we rented a low quality magician for this place. Oh, that ain't a low quality magician, my friend. He's the real fucking minty. Thank you. The business is mine. Buddy, we really have you at the station now, but can you tell us what's going on? Okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes. You think that I'm affiliated with the SCP Foundation? Okay. First of all, I am Dr. Oz Wondertainment. Imagined fun toys where people can reconnect with their childhoods, especially if they didn't have some of their own. It's actually a great cause. You guys want juice? Yeah. SCP Foundation can sometimes find my broken toys, and they can cause some mishaps. So sometimes I'm associated with the SCP Foundation, but we are not one and the same. So the dash twos and the dash threes that are killing stuff? I didn't create them. Broken toys? They're all part of your broken toy, basically. Correct. You see, a while ago, I was commissioned by the Ikea Company to create a store where people could shop for hours on end. Oh, no. Yeah, you usually just get lost at our Ikea for hours. And you know, you exit out in like nighttime. But this one, you can shop for as long as you want. And you get food that replenishes for you. Yeah. I'm stuck eating smoked salmon for six months. Funny bear, bud. Months. Some of us have been in here for over a decade. What do you have to say about that, you weird little wizard man? You think that I want to be here? You're a wretched little checked, until it... wasn't. I heard that there were some problems going on. And you know what? It did take me a little bit while to check my emails and see that all this happens. Yeah, yeah, stop missing. You've been here for a month and you've done absolutely nothing. You've made no progress with getting us out of here, okay? So it sounds like for all of this high talk of yours, you're stuck just like the rest of us. No, no, no. Yeah. I've never been stuck once in my life. Things have just been taking a little bit of... a little bit of time. Yeah? Yeah. We can expedite the process. Pick that up. Thank you. I think that we can expedite the process a bit, yeah? Right now, but I will have the way to get out of here if you all stick by me. Because I am the creator of this place. See, you're kidding me. You sound like a crazy person. You're talking out of your ass right now. Really? I mean, don't you think there's a bit of an oversight only making one exit? Oh, there's no exit. But we'll create an exit. We'll figure it out. Excuse me? No. Keva, you did create this, and how the heck did you manage all of it and still got stuck here? Ha! Because you said dumbass. You're so full of them, so you can't think straight. You have a shy, such... Ha! And then they get arrested, and then they know how to get out of here. But Izzy does too, and Izzy's been here far longer than you. Yes. So as long as one of you guys does it faster, I will stronger this way. We will order in faster. Okay, sis. We're still... Come on here. No, you see too. I feel like you got a good handle on this place. I do. I was that... I created this place, SCP-3008-1, whatever they want to call it, and then I mutated into S2s, and then S3s, and here we are. Yeah. And we didn't manage to get caught up in there first. I'm going to still do the tests, so I will be right back to see what's up there. I'm still interested, and I had a little bit of an experiment that we could run that night. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, God. Let's just say, have you ever seen Pinocchio? Oh, I have. Sometimes you got to transmit to a robot. You want to try to make it seamless? Yeah. I like where you're thinking. Thank you. You're a great big fan of your work. Why, thank you. You can go up and do your tests. Are you going to go with them? Yeah, let's go to the test. They'll bring them up to speed. Let's go. Thank you for listening. Site 42 Studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.