 Hello and welcome to episode six. Nah! Oh yeah, I guess I don't even know how many of these have Christmas avatars on them, but this one certainly does. Jingle all the jingles, um... Merry Christmas, jingle merry, uh, Noel. Happy life day. There should be a Christmas episode of Mando. Will they do it? Who knows. Mando should wear a Santa hat. Yeah, Mando. Maybe the the Mandalorian code means he can't wear two hats. This is not the way. Just the one hat is allowed. I had to really push my emotions there to impersonate him. Yeah, he's got a lot of character and inflection when he talks. That's right. I knew you could do it. Very good. He's really exciting to listen to. Cannot train him. What? Hey, what does Mando like think about anything at all? He sounded almost like he was setting that up as an interesting discussion on character. You're like, so what do you think Mando thinks about anything? I mean, I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know who he is. The tough one. Uh, he likes to notch kill children. Other than that, this is the way sometimes. Yeah, the way, exactly, sometimes. This is the way is probably some of the most work I think a sentence has done to try and account for a lack of character. Everyone's fucking repeating it like seals like, yeah, I'm so cool. This is the way. Kick is a lie. The kick is a lie. The kick is a lie. The antagonist is basically anti-character, but whatever. As soon as Ray says this is the way in episode 10, they're all going to be like, eh, this is the way it's been written. You can't say that. That's the cool guy's line. Well, only he's supposed to say that to justify any fucking nonsensical thing he does. I think that's the most damning part of his personality, because he does have one for any. It's that he's really stupid. All right? Oh, that's true. I take issue with you trying to say that there's nothing there. It's like we've seen plenty to imply that he's, he's like God issues. He doesn't understand how anything works, but he relies on his brain issues. We've really talked about this like a couple days ago or whatever, but like, you know, like Iron Man has a suit that goes all the way around him, and it's made of, you know, like nanotech in certain portions. There is no iteration of Iron Man film where his armor doesn't get torn away over time through damage, and thus the stakes are not ruined. I feel like the Thanos fight is the clearest example of that. Like every punch is taking more and more out of his armor, and like then it becomes so bad that he has to use, he has to make parts of his himself vulnerable to even like shoot things. Meanwhile, Mando has a suit that doesn't cover, what would you eyeball a percentage? Would it be like 60% exposed? Something like that? I think 60% is probably right. Yeah. Iron Man's got 100% coverage, at least in a like a reasonable way, not like a needle going through a fucking gap in the armor or something. And yet Iron Man is the one who has to suffer because his armor actually has limits, while Mando just waltzes through every fucking seed, not giving a fuck. It's just funny as a sort of... It's like half of his body is basically uncovered. Yeah. And yet he shot constantly. It always hits the armored parts, and he acts as if he knows it will always hit the armored parts. Which by the way, I saw three separate comments pointing out how shit we are as commentators for saying, wow, it's so dumb that they shoot him in the armor, and at the same time we said, wow, it's so dumb that they're trying to hit him instead of shoot him. See that contradiction right there, guys? You got to work on your commentary, because that... Yeah, that contradiction where I guess you just die instead of trying to do anything to live. Well, I just, I figured comprehension-wise, you guys might have picked up in the viewer audience there that what we want is for people to aim at his non-armored parts. That is... Yeah, like his molo chest. That is the key. Yeah, especially when they're literally point blank and they're shoving their muzzles up to him. When they aim and shoot at his fucking helmet, like in the opening of that ambush in episode two, it's just like, hmm... Like, what are you doing? Are you... Like, we got to have a discussion. How fucking retarded are you? Like, how stupid are bad guys allowed to get before y'all get the picture? How dumb... Well, good thing that... ...the antagonists have to be before you start to go, well, actually, you know, that is... Good thing that episodes three, four, and five are all great examples of bad guys being competent and defeated with skill. Yeah. It doesn't bore the crap out of us watching armies fall over themselves. For people who defend this show, I want to know how low of an IQ does an enemy faction have to have before you start to think that your protagonist isn't that great for beating them? It would be more interesting to watch, like, Jar Jar Binks fight these stormtroopers, because at least it would be fair. Of course, Jar Jar has the advantage whether or not he has a weapon. I'm just saying that it would be more interesting because you don't have just terminators walking around, I think. Regardless, as I said in whichever episode, it would be interesting to try and grab up some things here and there. We pointed this out as, like, when it was mentioned with the baby, the frog person is like, we need to go to the only planet, whatever world. It's like, what, the only planet? This is the top coin on the episode right now for Jay. She could only survive on one planet. I don't know, seems like she's doing okay in that ice cave. It's like, it's weird. Of all the places you'd think a species might have trouble in, it would be an extreme temperature of one or the other. But, like, she's... Especially a reptilian-looking critter. But yeah, she's doing all right. She's even happier than she'd want to leave. Yeah, splashing around, having a great time in that random hot spring that they found. Not even sure... That was 50. Not even sure we highlighted how fucking crazy it is that that was, like, meters away from them. Like, yeah, 20 or so, but still. It's just like, they crash land, and there's a hot spring in the ice cave? Like, what? Like, also an army of spiders lives right next to it. Like, this is a good episode, okay? That's where the spiders drink. They drink from the hot spring. That's how they live. He's a baby. He doesn't understand you. Like, that's something that we said, and they're like, boy, their face is gonna be red when we watch Chapter 13, which is the Ahsoka one. So, to go over the references we have in total, he often tells Baby Yoda to do things, and Baby Yoda is either confused or doesn't do them whatsoever. Yeah, there doesn't seem to be really much in the way of him actually understanding, Manda. Oh, no, there is. So, Ahsoka says that she can understand Grogu, and then she says, in a way, at the end of the sentence, and you're like, all right. That's more than we even expected, but okay. And then later on, he's trying to use the stone and shit, and he's like, I don't know what's going on here. And then he doesn't understand what I'm saying, and then Ahsoka's like, oh, no, he does. He's like, okay. And then you combine all of them with Mando before the Ahsoka interactions, trying to get Baby Yoda to fix this fucking ship. I need you to do this engineering task based on explicit instructions that I give to you after you crawl into this chamber onto my ship that I can't reach. Odd design for a ship, but okay. And he got pretty close as well. So what I find amusing about this is like, the comment section is like blushing and happiness over the idea that we don't know what's coming. And it's like, oh, no, I don't think any, there is no answer to this. Like, does the baby understand Mando? I don't fucking know. Baby Yoda, don't eat the eggs. It's like, I don't think Baby Yoda would understand that. I don't know. They're going to have a level of understanding that is preferable to them for the moment in the story. And you can train people in the force before they can understand what you're saying. She like talks to Baby Yoda through the force or something? I don't know if that's... Yeah, kind of communicate, maybe intuitively, I guess that's the best way to rate it. I do think it's funny though, he may have been trained for as much as like two decades. It's just like, I'll be honest with you, if I was a human teacher with the kind of, it's like in 50 years, he's not picked up anything and I've retired. So it kind of... We got, in the EU, every hyperspace-capable ship projects a stasis field around itself, seemingly as necessary condition of even being able to enter hyperspace, which protects the ship and its passengers and all sorts of things, like relativistic time dilation, radiation potential, lethal tidal forces, and so on. In the Disney universe, lol, if the eggs go into hyperspace, they go poof for reasons. This comment, and there was another one that said, you do have to strap in for hyperspace, so it makes sense that the eggs could die. Why do you have to strap in for hyperspace? So I'd have to check the many times we've seen hyperspace going, but I'm almost certain, this is just a hunch, I'd have to check, that when hyperspace activates, there have been people who haven't been strapped in, who at most will, it'll be like a car moving from zero to like 10 miles per hour. You know, like the start of a treadmill sometimes, you say, oh, okay. Yeah, there's a little bit of inertia involved, but... Nowhere near enough to come across as threatening to the eggs if they can survive your average sort of jostling around as you walk across the average place. Like I don't believe it whatsoever, but the funny part is that whether or not any of this is true, whether or not the eggs can survive hyperspace, they should have died from all the shit they went through in episode two regardless. Oh yeah, like when he goes in freefall, and he's just going around and everything and they're holding on for dear life, all that cargo and the hold is just getting well slammed around and jostled and thrown against the walls and... Interesting thing about that is, I think the only time they show a shot of the eggs is when he's falling through the ground and it's a quick shot to show the egg sliding from one side of the room to the other. The visual is now on screen. But then, if you think about that scenario that you're seeing right now, look at the looseness of all of the objects in that room. Picture that room, but then this scene... Doesn't make much sense, does it? That little... I wouldn't be surprised if it smashed and the eggs just went all over the place. It would have been a tragic moment because Mando failed Frog Lady as he fails everyone. This was getting a lot of appreciation. Baby Yoda scooting away on wheels is the funniest shit. Is that something you couldn't notice because it's really kind of obvious? Our coverage was like... Oh, I guess it's... What? What the fuck? All of us picked that up. There's no way they thought that looked good. And the bonus funny is that they could have edited it so you just cut that scene. Frog Lady walks into the ship with Baby Yoda and then you cut it. You don't need to show her putting Baby Yoda on the floor and he wheels away. He wheels away as if somebody's pulling a string. I can't believe they kept it. Really? It was so awkward. And the last comment I would like to highlight... At least Fringard got a frog laugh to it. I was keeping an eye out for critical comments. There was, fuck all, Cobbitt's a critical of baddo right now at our Cobbitt section. I don't know what happened between episode one and two. Oh, wow. I think episode one just had a... Because it was like the first coverage of it. So you have people unsettled, but I think already the sentiment is turning hardcore on this show. Went a little bit quicker than season one, which was something we figured would happen. Yeah, I think most people would still say season one's good, if not great. Yeah, and I think most people are saying season one is better than two. I don't know where we stand on that for now. I don't know yet. Yeah. Season one's ending is really fucking awful. So if Mando season two can, you know, walk it in, Yeah, I don't know yet. They're both pretty bad. I don't know. The tough call to make. I have no idea which one's worse. So there's a couple of clarifications I wanted to do. Some of these are definitely criticism. Some of them are just questions, but you know when Mando arrived on a water planet, the whole point of that was to ask frog lady husband where they can find Mandalorians. And it's because frog lady husband, I guess, knew about Mandalorians and frog lady knew about that and frog lady had managed to let the ant person in more sizely know about that. And that person happened to be doing a fucking game of cards with the Edgedear who is friends with Mando. It's just really funny to think about that series of connections. Yeah, who had just coincidentally met Mando. It was insane. But then of course, just to add one more, Mando lands and like the blue Mandalorian girl is just happens to be keeping an eye on, I guess, new entries. Like what's the logic there? Did frog lady husband tell the Mandalorians that Mando's coming? Hmm. Because obviously that sets up their ability to save his life. So that's because I was thinking about where my main issue lies with all of that through line. And they just, they just happen to be, they're just there. They're just keeping an eye on him. And it's like, I don't know how or why that happened. But there's no lines about like how, oh yeah, our contact let us know you were coming, which is all they needed to do. Yeah, it's just pretty much just lucky we were here. Yeah, and yeah, and they comment on that. And I still think it's fucking terrible. So why didn't they reach out to Mando before he went into the trap? Like he could have been killed. Yeah. In fact, he should have been. Which by the way, I guess we didn't comment on it. But what do you guys think about the idea that he probably should have used his whistling birds? Are they called whistling something? Yeah. Yeah. Probably should have used them while he was under the grate in the boat. That would have been an insta-kill for all of them. Pulls out a gun and just shoots everybody there before he shoots in. So the whistling birds I think is the best one. Gun is certainly great too. Even the flamethrower, like all of his weapons are useful. Yeah. He just never used it. Almost like he has a vast arsenal of weapons. He just never fucking uses or uses way too late. I guess their plan was they throw the carriage into the pit, which means that they can't get the prize for Baby Yoda if they think it's going to get destroyed by feeding it to that monster. But I guess they want the best scar. Surely they couldn't have predicted that Mando would instantly jump into the water pit as well. Meaning they couldn't get the prize if you like sank down or something. Like just after he does it, they start sealing him in as if they like it was planned. Which yeah, that's another- What a weird plan. Yeah. I wanted to re-bedge this as well. So in episode four where he saves the day for our team of heroes right before they're about to get blasted away, it means that he would have jet-packed from the reactor place all the way to the Navarro town to the school to collect Baby Yoda, then jet-packed to his ship that they would have repaired in time to pristine condition to then pilot it back to the canyon like seconds away from it being too late. That's kind of all insane. And I think the only reason that he picked up Baby Yoda before leaving was just so that it's an easier end to the episode where he sails on a comms thing. Like, oh, bye, by the way. And he's like, yeah, Mando, have fun, whatever you're doing. And I was wondering, did they have comms the whole time? Because it might have been nice for Mando to be like, I'm on the way, but I'm XYZ. Instead of just surprise saving them and stuff. I don't know, it's all so strange and it's all constructed just to have the moment of yes, we did it. Right in time, we didn't spot the thing that apparently a whole bunch of people spotted, which was there was a guy in the background in one of the scenes. I knew about that. I didn't look for it. I didn't even know the episode. I'd seen the pictures, but I didn't look for it. In the moment, I guess I was too blown away by just the incompetence of all the stormtroopers and stuff. For those curious, there it is on screen right now. Look at that. Look at that guy. What the fuck? Wow, look at that dude with his clothes. There was a Twitter post that was like, they'll complain about the disappearing knife, but they don't complain about this. So let me lay this out. We would complain about that if we had spotted it. Just like I didn't complain about the knife until it was shown to me and now I can't unsee it because it's just horribly there. Secondly, random dude in strange clothing in the background isn't a knife that would have killed someone disappearing before they can use it. Yeah, I'd say that that one's a lot worse. The thing is that if someone's trying to make the argument like that dude's clothing, it's from Planet Earth in a different dimension. What does this mean for the narrative? I should be like, well, it could just be a guy wearing weird clothes. Also, this is like the car in the Fellowship of the Ring. It's a clear out of universe. Can you even tell it's a car? Because we know it's a car. Yeah, but it's pretty difficult. Yeah, it's just like a weird light and a thing moving in the background. It could just be Gandalf waving his staff. You don't know. There's a clip I play in the Episode 4 edit that we don't really comment on. I'm not sure if we all missed it. Oh, we felt that we had kind of covered it, but I wanted to bring it back up. I guess I'll play it now. Controls are useless. They're melted. Well, it's probably not rated for lava. Imperial trash. When they built this base in this lava place that has a lava lake that rises and falls consistently, they built it with controls they put on normal things and they didn't account for the fact that the lava would destroy their controls and they also haven't replaced their controls since they were destroyed. I don't know how they get in and out of this place with that door just not working from that place, but how fucking stupid do you want to make stormtroopers in the Empire? Apparently very. And then Mando flies up and I guess he presses a button that calls the elevator down to them and opens up. It's kind of like a weird moment, but yeah, that's what happens, I guess. I think they'd be waiting at the elevator or they would lock it or something. Do you think they'd just have brains? Everything is so pristine in these Empire bases, but they didn't have a control panel for their entrance because the lava melted it? Like the fuck? It's just mind-blowing for how much they just don't care to portray them in any way other than retarded. Speaking of which, the reactor that you press a few buttons to overload without any sort of main level access, rather than just guy walks in room, because of course you might have thought, well, still you have to get through the base, you have to have that keycard thing that Grief Cargo gave to Blue Man, if you remember. I don't even remember what that was, he just gave him a thing and he put it in and it opened it. I don't know if they were trying to imply that some kind of like hacking gear. You don't need any of that. If you have, right, let's start big first. If you have a spaceship, you can actually fly over that area and go down and hover and let someone out to get to the reactor and blow it up from the outside. You wouldn't need to get into the station at all. If you had a jetpack, you could do it really easily. Then if you repelled down, you could do it. Like how fucking balls is this space station? Or is this a self-destruct button that you could access without getting into the base? I don't know, I just feel like maybe the design phase of making this base, they could have left that one out. See, that would have caused nothing but trouble. And yeah, I suppose the only other thing that was partially on my mind was the interesting element of how much Mando can tank damage. But Season 1, it's the explosion that goes off near him and it hurts him in the direct back of his head despite the helmet. In the last episode season? Yeah, the only person who's ever harmed Mando is Gus blowing up. I don't even remember what it was. It was like one of those ammo crates or something, is it? Yeah, so I'm guessing despite his helmet being made of Beskar, despite him being shot in the helmet directly, I guess some piece of shrapnel went through it? It went up through it. And I don't know how. It's interesting to think about because he's just never injured, but other than that one time. It blocks lightsaber. Yeah, yeah, blocks lightsabers, but it can't block damage provided by exploding ammo. So weird. This is a very good show. I guess we can soldier on. This is, I guess, a prelude would be that I have heard. This episode is like masterpiece work. This is putting Star Wars back on track. This is the best episode in the season. Like, thank fuck. A lot of people put out videos already saying this is fucking great. However, I've seen some sentiment in the Discord and I think some people on Metal Stream are saying, no, this is possibly the worst episode in the season. Yeah, man. Excitement ahead because I think that means, I was saying this to Frank earlier, that stuff probably happens in this one. Yeah, this won't be filler, like the last several episodes. The last season and a half. Yeah. Let's hope. Let me see. Previously on Mando. This is Boba Fett. He's like, oh, look, there's a guy. He got shot. Oh, well, I guess we know who's coming back to see the episode. Yeah. I mean, I assume it's Boba Fett. No, I mean, who? Didn't she get killed? Well, yeah, but this is Star Wars. Oh, right. This is Star Wars. Nobody's really gone. Nobody's ever been gone. Fennec is surely dead. I don't know why else they would have shown us that. This is what I said about previously. To show that Boba Fett was the one who walked out. Yeah, the Boba Fett was the guy. I think she's coming back. And Boba Fett was like, okay, well, I'll guess I'll turn in this bounty. I guess I'll just turn in this pile of money. That could be the reason, actually, that he's got means of travel now because he sold the bounty, which, by the way, would be really fucking stupid if they would have done that. He hadn't already done that either. Oh, yeah. We have our killer robots. Either that or she's coming back. And yeah, yeah. Like I said, either these are called dark or death troopers. I'm not sure yet. Shadow troopers would have been another option. Edge troopers. Where are the pink and rainbow robots? Death droids, storm bots, storm droids, shadow droids. Edgy the Hedgy droids. Where the fuck were you? I said that already. He and Mel already made these. You said edge ball after it. Wow. They completely ignored all of our jokes, Mel. He laughed. Yeah, the whole character development he's ever had. He did an emotion. Look at me, the ball. Fuck you. Come on. Watch training exactly what it takes. I don't know. It depends on how stupid the very special rogue is and how infantile his tiny mind is. We're going to find that. That's where we're going to try and find you a Jedi. But you have to agree to go with them if they want you to. Understand? You're going to understand these concepts I'm giving to you, right? Don't you want to learn more of that Jedi stuff? Jedi stuff. I agreed to take you back to your own kind. So that's what I need to do. The audience now is understanding where we are, I guess. The tragedy. So this is definitely an important episode. Yeah. It's probably going to set up the two-part finale, right? Because it's seven and eight. I guess. Yeah. This is our second act's low point. Oh my God. That might be, yeah. He's going to put him on the stone and then it'll explode. Everybody does. Sabi Yoda flash everywhere. Wow. All right. There it is. Oh, cool. He didn't get ambushed? Well, I guess it's not clear. It's amazing. Wow. He just gets to go to where he needs to be. This is a planet. Did she give him coordinates or something? I mean, we didn't see that, but I don't know. Looks like we're going to have to travel the last stretch. The leg goes down. Is there going to be like an old Jedi here? You're like, dangnabbit, these Mandalorians. You need to go baby, amen. These bushes are sacred. These juniper berries. Did you bring me some of that blue juice? I feel like reading a book here would be nice. Yeah. I guess you sit right here. Yeah. Do the thing. Dude, be a Jedi. I'm falling to it. Is the seeing stone. Are you seeing anything? Maybe a soaker should come with you to do an instruction. Yeah, it would have been useful to have a soaker for this. Maybe there's some kind of control or something. It's like a button. Go Jedi. Oh, sweet. It's a rock button. Excellent. Staircase comes down. They'd go to a secret chamber underneath it. I'm pretty chill so far. Hopefully this is actually something. Oh, come on, kid. A soaker told me all I had to do was get you. You're a little bit here for like 30 seconds. Come on, fall down. Just have a sit down, man, though. Go to sleep. Yeah. Well, it's a ship that's fresh, so you don't need to sleep. Well, that's pretty obvious of you. Maybe Boba Fett's not intending to be antagonistic. Oh, yeah. Maybe maybe he's a good man. Well, maybe he's there to like literally meet him. I suppose Boba's allegiance. He was only like a sort of like a contract. He's a bounty hunter. Yeah, I think he's a bounty hunter. I don't think he had really cared who was paying the bills. Yeah. Oh, neat. Oh, okay. We don't have time for this. We got to get out of here. Yes, you do. Yeah, you don't know. You're all right. Chill. Just stay there. Relax. Boba Fett's a long way away and you have a jet pack. Yeah, just keep an eye on that guy. Yeah, I was about to do that. Yeah, you've got a perfect time. And please hurry up. You just wait because that guy hasn't walked really far. Yeah, let's just stay here. Stay. It's a force field, man. You're at the top of a hill with a force field. And you've lost him. Now you don't know where he is. Dude, what are you doing? Maybe you're just going to get him back. How are you going to bump into him this way? Yeah, baby Yoda will get taken by somebody else. I'm thinking probably the empire by the robots, the death robots. Hello, Boba Fett. Are you Jedi? Fuck no. Like I'm revealing his face beats nothing to bad. I need to pull the armor. If you want my armor, you'll have to peel it off my dead body. Not yours, idiot. I don't want your armor. I want my armor that you got from Cobb Vanpeck on Tatooine. Why didn't you take it off? It belongs to me. Are you Mandalorian? I'm a simple man making his way through the galaxy. Like my father before me. Did you take the creed? I give my allegiance to no one. The Beskar belongs to the Mandalorians. He was looted from us during the purge. The armor was my father's. Now it's mine. What's to stop me from dropping you right where you stand? Because I have a sharp shooter up on that ridge. Knew it! With a lock spoke that will unload by the time my body hits the ground. I'm the one wearing Beskar. As soon as I see that muzzle splash- He just won't shoot you in the armored parts. It's both dead. I didn't mean she was going to shoot you. My friends locked on to that little companion of yours up on the hinge. And if you remember, I don't miss. I don't miss. I don't miss. I don't miss. Phenic? You have a keen ear, Mando. Yeah, he's got a shield. How are you, Mando? I don't even- Are they going to address it? How are you alive? Point that gun away from the kid, or I'll drop you both where you stand. Dude, Mando, this kid's fine. Let's all put down our weapons. No need for bloodshed. Why? Tell her to drop the gun. After you put down the jetpack. What? Why? Because I guess we can fly away. What? The weapons are the problem. Not the fucking jetpack. The weapons are more important. Why is he taking it? What? Someone's going to steal his jetpack? Probably. That's important. They made him take the jetpack off. Yeah. Fates sometimes step in to rescue the wretched. In my case? The plot. The plot. That's the end of Davis. What? What? How the fuck did Boba Fett do that? You're a cyborg. What? Boba Fett built her a new stomach in the middle of the desert. I'm always good to do my father Django. The bounty on your little friend has risen significantly. You can buy 10 suits of armor for the price on its head. Clearly not. No one cares about him. Yeah, no one's doing anything about it. Oh my god. How inconvenient is all of this? Everyone's showing up at once. Get your... What? Did you just walk off without the jetpack? Why would he just walk off without the jetpack? What? He was right next to you. I can't even understand this stupid thing. He's just coming back to life. Oh my goodness. Dennis, you could have been here hours ago. What is the matter with you, you fucking moron? So this option is off the table. Is he knocked out? Whatever the plot needs to happen. So he's lost the jetpack and he's knocked out. Oh no, it's just gonna be... Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Why do they look like CGI? They were shot. They were CGI kind of. Fucking intelligent as I have it lads. They're literally just walking forwards without utilizing cover in any way. I'll move up. Wait, why are they... Their position was fine. Why didn't they use their ship and the cannons on the ship to kill these guys? Also that fucking free aim there. Like go back on the ship and use your ship cannons. Or run up the mountain the open. No, we got to show a bunch of stormtroopers getting killed. There's literally... That wasn't flanking. That was you heading right towards them. You're not flanking them either, you idiot. Oh boy, here we go. He's got his club. What the fuck is that even? Why did he swing that twice? It's a club. You see that? He swung it around and then swung it again. Oh, they missed him, of course. Oh, what? How did you get that? I don't know where I'll be. Oh Jesus. Oh my God. Dude, guys. One shot to BoBernie's dead. You can stab through it? One shot. You can break the arm with a club? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, they're dragging it on the ground. Wow, he can hit him with a club and it breaks their armor. It's not armor at this point. It's a fucking uniform. It's like plastic. All right, team B, your turn. BoB's being awesome. Now it's time to snipe again. Really? Just follow the... Oh my God, they have more. They have more. Wow. Mortars. They're just casually brought to Mortar. Oh my... Oh God, this is so cringe. Yes, shoot, shoot, shoot. Shoot him, shoot him. Shoot the guy. Get plenty of time. Okay. God. You are... How is he missing? Oh my God, they suck. What is this? I know, right? Just shoot him. Mortar is killing me. Mortar guy, he's out in the open. This is what we call in battle kill fun, a free kill. That's your cover. That's your cover. That's your cover. What? Oh my God. Jebo! They're from the school of running away from things. Oh my God. He's in Indiana Jones. Oh my God. What was that guy doing? What are you all doing? He gets stabbed through the armor with his stick. Why is the ship there and open? I'm speechless. I'm speechless. He left it open in case he needs to do something. To get his armor. He's just going to... Oh no. But why would the ship be locked down? And I'm guessing that he's going to fly in it when everything looks bleak and blow everybody up in his mortar phenomenon. Whoa, she's so cool. God, oh look at it go. Fucking hell. Wow. God, it's like Paula Judy. Oh shit. God, Rags, place some FPS for this. She's going to die. Why are you taking your helmet off? So I just got to play with her because the other team is worthless. It parked right next to Mando's ship. Why don't you just use the gun? Why did you use your helmet as a weapon? What the fuck? Oh, he's up. Oh, Mando's up. He's okay now. Come on, Mando. Let's do it. We're good. Oh, what are we doing? Just kill them all. You did this already. That knocked you out. Why didn't it happen? It gets progressively worse every time you try it. What is he? The kid's trying. I don't get it. What is wrong with this person? Do you think he sustained like I was before? Do you think he sustained incredible brain damage for all the times he's been shot in the helmet? Maybe it'll knock something back in place. Oh, it stopped right as he left. Right as he left. Why did you take? People, shoot your gun. They refused to shoot. They refused to shoot her. We don't want you. We want the child. That's why you didn't shoot them. Why aren't you shooting? No, you killed like a dozen of our friends. You're dying. Wow, okay. Yep, there's one right in the chest. I only shoot him. He got stabbed again. He got shot again. Oh my God. They're not, none of them are shooting here. Oh, they got shot. I'm sorry. He's the last guy. Let's do it again. He's the last one. Whoa. Dude. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Yeah, it's Barbara Fett. Oh God. Dude, this is, this is fadsivist, the episode. Yeah. He's a little chunky, but you know. Yeah, no, you still got it. He's looking pretty cool. Yeah. Except they're all acting retarded, as per usual. Yes, usual. Yeah, it's maddening. Seemed unnecessary. Oh my God, what's that? I don't know. Should we get guns? They were, they were. What? He's got knee rockets. He's got knee rockets. Knee rockets. No, no. Back to the ship with the guns on it. All right, and then he's going to use the rocket to blow up the ship. Wait, where is there another rocket? Why do you have another rocket? Yeah, what did he get? Where would you go in the rocket room? There wasn't a rocket in his jetpack, was there? They have guns? They're clearly not using them. There are four fuck off cannons on that thing. Why haven't they sent them? Is he going to hit one and then it crashes into the other? He's good. Yeah, he'll hit one and it'll crash into the other. He's going to kill them, bro. They have, I'll see ships have no countermeasures, these military landing craft. Yeah. Yep. Good job. Yeah. God, Bobo, they're so fucking awesome. Yeah. Fucking god, finally. Somebody uses their ship to blow up his ship. I'm happy about this. Fuck the razor crest. This is a tragedy. Bye. Thank God that fucking ship is destroyed. Hey, lucky they didn't shoot slave one. Yeah, lucky they didn't shoot slave one. Get your jetpack. Jetpack. You're jetpack. You're jetpack. Dark troopers. I'm the dark trooper. Oh, no, the edgy trooper. Why didn't you send these things first? It's going to be your first ship. You used your orbital guns to blow up Mandalorian. Yeah, just blow them up. This is the science fiction world. You can do stuff. Oh my God, look how fucking cool they look. Oh, red eyes, black armor. Hear the robot iron men. Man, if only you had your jetpack, you could have gone to Yoder in time. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I bet they're going to be blast approved too. Oh, they're going to be everything approved. He really didn't get the jetpack, did he? Yeah, no. If he had gotten the jetpack, this wouldn't have happened. None of this would have happened. Also, if Baby Yoda's stupid meditation shit lasted long enough to blast these guys away from it. Yeah. Why are they walking so slowly? Men are saying. Oh, they got him. Okay, okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just stop. Boba Fett. You can still save the baby. Boba Fett's got slave one and he's got a jetpack. And you can get your jetpack, you fucking moron. There he is. All right. Wait, why does, why do they care? I guess they, he got his armor, so he's going to help out Mendoff. I guess so. I guess so. Do not harm the child. Copy. I'll do a loose follow to where they're headed. It's Mark decision that was made by character. I was going to say, I'm okay with that one moment. Yeah. Though, couldn't he get blown out of the sky? I assume they could just shoot him once. They wouldn't destroy slave one. No, they wouldn't have destroyed slave one. Fett now. They don't have the fucking balls to destroy slave one. The Empire, they're back. Oh yeah. You know you were fighting stormtroopers a moment ago, right? I'm surprised they haven't let loose time fighters or just trying to destroy that ship, but okay. Yes, there's nothing left of the ship. Tiny fucking pieces on your stupid fucking ship. No dude, he'll take all of the pieces to a local mechanic and it'll be the razor crest. He'll resurrect Quill from the dead just like her and then he'll put it together in a couple days with his spark gun. Dude, it'll be like in Simpsons hit and run when your car explodes. You just take it to a mechanic and they fix it up. Oh really? I was about to ask if he's going to find a stupid ball and then he does. Of course, the ball survived the explosion. The best car ball. Yeah. I like these two are just like he's having a moment with his ship. It's fine. Treating the ship like it's a character. Yes, the best car's fear. He's going to use that to stab Moff Gideon in the middle. Yeah, he'll impale him. Yeah. I wonder if he's going to be like, hey, Boba, you want this? Also, I guess he doesn't care about Boba having the armor anymore. I think he's going to get us jetpack fat. See, this is me. Boba fat. This is my father, Jango fat. Your father was a foundling. And fought in the manual of the Civil Wars. I don't know. Then that armor belongs to you. Then our deal is complete. Not quite. We agreed in exchange for the return of my armor. We will ensure the safety of the child. Child's gone. You took the armor, though. Charlie's returned to you safely. You're in your debt. Fuck, Boba's a super nice guy. Jeez, code of honor. Fucking hell. Can we just sub- Boba's a good guy. Can we just follow Boba now? Fuck, Mando. Yeah, Mando. I want the Boba fat show instead. Boba did like a smart thing. One smart thing. He's already leagues ahead of Mando. His ship is so awesome. That's pretty cool. Very odd, but certainly... That's why I like it. Oh, we're back here? Okay. Oh, so she's a marshal. Didn't she have a death sentence on her that she had to flee the Republic? No, that's fine. Name it. I need you to locate someone in the prison registry. That's what I can do. He didn't tell you who yet. What the fuck? Megs Mayfeld. Oh, it's Bill Burr. Oh, we're getting the gang back together for the finale, huh? Why did you ever want this guy? I need to bring him to help me locate Moff Gideon's like cruiser. Help locate Moff Gideon's like... Because he's ex-empire? No, just use the fob that Baby Yoda's attached to. No, we don't do that. Talk to grief and get a fob for Baby Yoda. No, we don't do that. Oh, you better not have any eggs on board. Yeah, that was a dramatic twin. He looks so small. Well, maybe those Stormtroopers are just really tall. Yeah, uh-oh. I do like his name. But then again, I like all the music in this show. I think with the show it's good. Yeah. What the fuck is happening? Why are you shitting with me? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, this is perfect. It's the Mandalorian's opinion about Stormtroopers. They've got Baby Yoda tossing them around the room while they go, I'll lose. Wait, let them kill your friends. Wow. Oh, Stormtroopers. You're so silly. Trained for decades. You've gotten... Have you ever seen one of these? Oh, edge labor. Oh, it's so edgy and cool. Quick touch it. You're not ready to play with such things. Put it in shackles. He didn't miss. Impressive. He didn't miss. Infinis Rags is a big circle, so... Give this guy a promotion. Let him know we've got our donor. Yes, sir. They have the donor. You can slip out of that. He's all you need. You can just flip right off. I'll just pull his hands out of those. Little baby shackles, I love it. Ronald Rodriguez directed that. Oh, wow. Okay. Jesus. What else did he do? For some reason, Planet Terror is the fifth thing that comes to mind. He did need to do all the Machete movies as well. Yeah, he did Machete once upon a time in Mexico. He did Predators. Oh yeah, he did Sin City. Oh, Spy Kids 2. Oh, we lost Frankie. Oh, bye, Frankie. Oh, no. Couldn't take it anymore. Hey, welcome back. You're right, man. Hey, you're mine and I dropped. Did you guys keep the episode going? Baby Yoda's face. Some fucking ghoulish shit right there. I got you. I got you. Oh, man. Okay. So for sure, we're season to season, we're episode of season two. Not sure if we're episode of Mandalorian as a whole. Oh, yeah. I think four is still going to be tough to beat. Yeah, that was terrible. That was really bad. Really bad. It's nice to know. And the funny thing is, I know exactly why. People are calling this the best episode. It's so fucking obvious. Hit him with the club. And she's so cool with the way that she shot all the storm troopers. One of them had a mortar and one of them had a gun. And then you got hit by a rock. It was so cool. And then the dark troopers, robots. Oh, my God. You see the dark troopers so clear in red eyes. And it's so cool. Embarrassing as fuck. Embarrassing. They could have done so. I can't believe all of this episode hinges on Mandalorian forgetting he has a jet pack. He just puts it down and never picks it up. It's insane. The funny part is that the writer's new is like, we can get it so that he'll forget it when it's on the floor. That's not a problem. The problem is getting him to take it off. That's where we have to use our writing skill. So how about we have a Mexican standoff with Boba Fett. And he says like, okay, you lower your weapon and I will lower my weapon. And it's like, okay, actually you put your weapon on the ground as will I. By the way, Mando just disengages the whistling bird things. So that's like a second away from being something that can kill you. But Boba's just like cool with it, whatever. But then he's like, so please put down your jet pack. You're like, wait, what? Why? Why? Why did you want him to put down the jet pack? That's strange. God, that's some incredibly honest writing. It's insane. It's so bad. You have, I've never, the way they don't give a fuck about Mando getting shot anymore. He is officially blaster proof despite half of his body not being covered in a best scar. I will get shot like 20 times in this episode. I will find out in the editing, but I am almost certain I'll do a count. I think he gets shot in this episode in that one scene, more than he got shot in the, in the whole way scene in episode three. Hey, let's move in. I think so, because I think it literally was about 20 times here that he got shot just standing there casually. And she's right next to him, by the way. She never gets shot standing right next to her and he gets shot like 20 times. If she gets shot in like the spleen, Boba Fett can just make her a mechanical spleen. I love that you were, you know, we all sort of see it and we're like, okay, what's the explanation? I thought they weren't even gonna explain it, but I actually think they did a worse job. They said like, oh, Boba Fett just fashioned her a mechanical torso, I guess. Excuse me. You know when they had the mechanical hands? I think the writers were like, we can do mechanical stomachs, right? That's something people are okay with. That makes any sense. I can't have anything too spicy, but other than that, I'm fine. I don't get it. Mando, first time trying to get big baby Yoda up. Okay, it doesn't work fair enough. I'll buy some time. Second time. Oh, it still doesn't work. And it's like, okay, that's enough, right? Okay, I'll try a third time. And it's like, I guess I'll protect you and run away. And the second later baby Yoda is like, oh, I'm sleepy now. Like it's so clunky. Like the whole fucking scene is so terrible. He would have seen the second person come out of slave one if he had just stayed up there and kept his eyes on him. How far away he walks the first time. Let me see if I can find this, the frame. Like it's super far away. It's insane. By the way, Boba Fett, you know, he blasts off as soon as Mando ship is destroyed. He's blasting off because Sniper Lady says your ship, like the point being, so this guy's ship was just blown up. Slave one might get blown up too. You should go and get it, Boba. So this is like two stupids in one to counteract each other. Because the thought I had, oh, I'll put that on the screen. But when he goes, I'll try to get you some, save you some time or buy you some time. He walks all this way over here. What's the long way? That takes a while to travel that distance on foot. It's super far away. He's a fucking moron. Ian, I also love that he knows that Baby Yoda is immune to blast a fire right now. The whole thing is fucking crazy. But I was just going to bring up, so had the Empire blown up slave one as well, either Boba might even have died, but it just, it changes everything. It's basically the point I'm going with that one. Simultaneously, if Boba hadn't blasted off to go and rescue his ship from potentially being blown up, which apparently the Empire had no interest in for some reason, we've seen the people who own these ships just mowing down your stormtroopers from up there, so I guess that's just not enough evidence to consider him hostile. Boba could have jet-packed off to maybe not save Baby Yoda, but certainly make a fucking difference, because he could have gotten to Baby Yoda before the droids did is what I'm getting at. Oh yeah, yeah. But it's funny because that problem gets dwarfed by Mando forgetting he has a jet pack. Didn't even need to do that. Like they all have the whole surprise element of them being in orbit, sending down the dark troopers. Yeah, dark troopers. Like they already have the surprise element. They could have just sent like 12 of them and just like a hard fight and they still get Baby Yoda. They don't need to make Mando like a retard again. Why wouldn't the Empire sent down the troopers at the same time the stormtroopers came down? Not that we need any more reminders, but the Empire is fucking shit. It's so incredibly lucky that this weird force ritual that Baby Yoda was doing didn't last another minute, because if it did, everything would be different. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, robots wouldn't have been able to grab them. That was an atrocity that was fucking horrifyingly bad. And it's not like it destroyed anyone's characters because Mando's been this retarded the whole time. But man, it should be testing your ability to take the show seriously. Eddie went out there who still thinks this is great. And of course Mando gets a stupid little shitty knob from the wreckage fucking retarded. Dude, I guarantee you many people in the audience were like, oh, because that's what he used to, that's what Baby Yoda's play was. Have I made out of the best guy or what? Yeah, obviously. I, yeah, I'm calling. He stabs Moff Gideon with the best guy. Definitely. Yeah. And then as Moff Gideon dies, he's going to say, you have no idea what you've done. He's going to be like, oh no. Because they need to have maybe he needs the best Garstiel to fight the Dark Saber because they're going to have a melee fight with the Dark Saber. Yep, yep. That's going to fucking happen, isn't it? Oh, and let's not forget, like Boba, Fat and Mando are going to have a moment in seven or eight with it probably for reference. I actually feel like this is so probably on point that I want to reference this before the episode's out. Okay. But there's going to be a scene with Boba and Mando of both like, you know, like Iron Man 2 with War Machine and Iron Man, just fucking wrecking it. Oh yeah. And they're back, back. They're going to do that with Boba and Mando. Either a hallway or an arena, but they're both just going to be shooting their guns together. Mando might say like, we make a good team. And then Boba's like, I work alone. Even though I don't. Even though he doesn't. Even though I don't. I work alone normally. It's a cool line. I'm saying it anyway. And while they're doing it. So yeah, I picture that they're going to, it's going to be Bill Burr, Sniper Girl, Boba Mando, possibly Gina Carano. And they're all going away. Bill Burr is the guy I need to find baby Yoda. He's so fucking cool. I mean, yeah. So next episode is going to be them getting Bill Burr out of jail, I guess. And then episode eight is going to be the big finale climax. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the fucking like opening scene. Oh, maybe. Like they have someone being in some situation. Oh, it's all from Bill Burr's POV or something. And he's like, what the hell's going on? And then they grab him. Something's going on here. Let's go. Well, they can't fight the New Republic because that would make a many of these of that faction. And Cara Dune, I guess, is a marshal with them now inexplicably. Well, obviously, who knows what's going to happen. I'm expecting hallways with all of them walking down them. Stormtroopers turning corners and getting shot down. It's going to be epic. Can't wait. Oh, yeah. There's going to be a lot of dead Stormtroopers these next two episodes, as if we didn't have enough because like, guys, this, the Stormtroopers are worthless. True. The Empire is insanely stupid. They're too stupid to live. Also, I just want to bring it back up. Knee rockets. Knee rockets. They were there with projectiles, whatever they were. They shot little rockets. Yeah. Instead of him just shooting the two guys with his gun, he shot them with his rockets. Are we going to see the scene where Boba goes to this shop to get extremely specialized knee rockets to replenish the ones he used? I don't know why he took the time to prep and fire knee rockets instead of just shooting his gun. Just shooting them, yeah. The knee rocket thing was pretty dead. That's some of that OC shit, you know. My guy's got knee rockets. Yeah. You're like, oh, that's so cool, man. This is one of the things I think I want to, I want to, you guys, I've made aware of this kind of funny. It's just the opening of this. This is, so this is Star Wars theory, which is one of the most popular channels for what he does, which is just instant reaction review of an episode, I guess. And his video is called The Mandalorian Season 2 Episode 6 Breakdown. Oh my God. And the top comment says, Boba is amazing and he's pinned it himself. Yeah, so it is that simple, isn't it? Well, just listen to this opening. Here we go. This was my absolute favorite episode of the entire season. It was action packed and everything that the 10-year-old me would have loved. Yeah, I can see why a 10-year-old would like this. Yeah. So on the face. It's everything 10-year-old me would love. It's like, yeah, good job. Also, I see someone has made this. Gotta give it up for Boba Fett. I do, I do remember Boba Fett. Give it up for the man and the man, The Mandalorian, Arm of Babies and Gentlemen. Boba Fett. Boba Fett, Boba Fett. He's coming back. Boba Fett. He's got a backpack and he flies. He's so cool and mysterious, he wears a mask. Oh, I love that. That's awesome. I feel like it's so clear. All you have to do is have an old Star Wars character doing cool stuff. I can't stress enough. The writing of that episode was really bad. Yeah, worst episode of the season. Easily. And we had some doozies already. Yeah, episode one was still really bad. Three was really, really bad. Four was pretty bad as well. Yeah, so, see you for the next ones, folks. Yeah. Bye-bye, Boba Fett. I can't kill myself forever. Help. But you bring me. Let this serve as your warning. We will not discriminate between the Bat and those who ate her, I bet her, or so much as turn on a damn Batlight. Get out. We're gonna need to find something stronger. We're gonna blow her damn head off. You just made this way too personal. It's war. Walk it all down and find me the Bat. New Star Wars show episode with Green Mandalorian sniping lady and the robot people stealing the Gremlin dude was epic. There was a lot of action, rocket slash sticks and ray guns, scenes, boulders slash mortars and ships. Can't wait to get the EFAP coverage out. Was so cool. It really felt like Star Wars. Also correction, Green Mandalorian is called Django Felt. And I just missed it. But the episode felt very excellent and was visceral in the tactile approach to action. You have to admit it's better than the sequels. How many people do you think will take this seriously? You put it out right now.