 Today, me, Shane, and Elle will all be competing in the NFL Combine. We want to see just how we would stack up against NFL athletes. First, we have to measure and weigh our athletes. Height name, position. 5'5 1 quarter, El Sertiment, wide receiver. Why is he going wide receiver? Be weighing in at you fat ass bitch. 122.4. What's your NFL comparison? My NFL comparison is- With a little energy, Elle, pretend like you care. My NFL comparison is Trevor Lawrence. Wait a minute. All right, what's your height, weight, position? Shane Cullen, DB, height, 5'11, about 160. People usually compare me to the one and only sauce guy. Dude, in the van, that's so greasy. 164.2. Matt Mahert Kicker, Michigan State University. My NFL comparison is Jackson Mahomes. Wait a minute. 162, okay. Please keep telling everyone I'm 6'5, but I am legitimately 5'9. And we're starting in the gym with the bench press. Oh, he's got it. Now at the NFL Combine, the bench press is how many reps of 225 pounds you can complete. That's the bar and two 45-pound plates on either side. So one single rep would be pretty cool here. Obviously there isn't, but if there was a woman's NFL Combine, what do you think the weight would be? I feel like 135 is real hard. I mean, that's what I'm doing. 65. Great form, Al. 75. Good hit. 85, Al? 85, baby. Nice job, Al. Who we are. Hey, 85 was so good, Al. Was I 135? All right. He's got it. He's got ease. That was like 50-50 when I was coming back. 185 for Shane. When it got down there, it was like... Got a little prematurely kicked out, but no worries. Got one rep of 225, Shane, you got 185. 185 and Sir Elliams? 85. All right, on to the next event. Next up is the 40-yard dash. Now in the NFL, this is laser timed, which is a lot more accurate than hand timing it, but it's overall a very simple drill. All right, Al. Don't you cheat. I'm nervous. So the 40, you go on your time and then take off whenever you want. He'll start the stopwatch. It's on your go, Sir Elliams. So we just wait for you. So you just start as soon as you see her move. You're kind of cooking. Al, you've got to run through the line. What are you looking at him for? You've got to run through it. No way. I told you I'm slow. You've got to run through the line. You can't be looking at him. I'm excited. What's her NFL comparison? She got a 6-2. I think Tom Brady didn't beat that. I think he did. All right, chains up. Ooh. Oh, he's kind of moving. Not bad. That's tough. No, that's pretty good, bro. Need more reps. Yeah, first one. That's a warm-up. So my first one, baby. Run through it. Improvements. Oh, let's go. Four tenths of a second. You're faster. Hey, you got in the fives. 6-2 to a 5-8. I would draft you in the first round. First round, Vic. Yeah. In the vans, bro. In the vans. He's moving. Five flat. Pretty much. Hey, everybody's getting faster. Let's go. 10th of a second faster. Oh, baby. Quick 4-7-7. You're getting better. Did I get 4-7? I was probably the fastest I ever ran in, like, high school track was like a 4-7. Next up, we have the three cone drill designed to measure speed, agility, change of direction, and body control. In the NFL, the goal is to evaluate how fast the player can change direction while accelerating. But I've been kicked out of a high school, a gym, and obviously I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a middle school. So we've found the final field. We've got a few drills left. We've got the broad jump. We've got the three cone drill, and we've got the 5-10-5. Let's get after it. 7-8-9. 7.89. What was the fastest time ever? 6-2. Oh, my God. He was hauling an ass. When Elle gets a 14, I'll feel good about myself. I also don't have cleats because I'm not a cheater. We're real football players. We have tennis shoes. On your mark. Yeah, start fucking four feet in front of me. That's fine. It's fucking bogey. Get back there. No cheating. There's no way. Hey, that clock better be running right now. I'm cold. Yup. Yup. So far, so good. Run through. Run through. Run through. Let's see it. Let's see who's going. 7-9. There's no way. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, there's absolutely no way. There's no way. It was like a 9-5-9. 9-5-9 is pretty good though. Sub 10. Sub 10 is fire. Michael is trying to stay low. A lot of people, I think, pop up too early in there. Reach all the way down. Come back and reach. I think I'm going to stay low the whole time, you know? Yup. Yo, he's staying low. I can go. Get there. Run through. 8-9-2. 8-9-2, baby. You're so strong. You got a 9-5-9, bro. You got a 9-5-9, but you're wearing cleats. You should be absolutely dusting. I'm going to beat you barefoot. I'm going to beat you barefoot. Say something about the cleats now. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 8-4-5. I was way slow. Oh, my God. I was way slow. 8-4-5. Let me start over. I'm so excited. It's how Chris Johnson got the world record. A 40-yard dash. He said, let me start over. I was too slow. You got an L. 8-4-5. 8-4-5. He's too focused on getting the speed. We're not done with you yet. I'm not done with you. What happened? What happened to your cone drill? I crumbled. I got sacked. I got tackled. Next is the 5-10-5 drill, intended to measure an athlete's ability to accelerate, decelerate, change direction, and re-accelerate as fast as possible. Well, it's been pretty good out here today. Everybody's slipping, sliding, considering you're the only ones with cleats. Hey. I just came prepared, bro. Good work. Good work. Go, go, go, go, go. You know, scouts are going to notice that quitter's mentality. 73. It's slippery. It's that quitter's mentality. What are the rules in the actual NFL Combine? What if you slip on the 40-yard dash? I guess you get three tries. 4-9-5. I'm going to try again. I don't think that was my best. 4-7-9. Hey, I said 4-8, right? I'll take that. What a loser. We didn't get to use an actual field. So we're just playing in the mud bowl. That's fine. Get out of here. Get there. He's got a little nice. 76. Oh, he fucking beat you with the curl, bro. How do you feel about your performance? Honestly, my starts were pretty good. But I just think I'm so explosive that, I mean, you know, I'm kicking up this dirt. I've got dirt on the arms, dirt on the hands, you know. I'm getting down to dirty. Hopefully the coach is like that. You know, I might not be the fastest, but I got the most grit. Do something funny. Do something funny? Am I a fucking monkey? Is that what I do? Do something funny. Want to hear something funny? You're making a fucking kitchen. Next is the broad jump. Used to test an athlete's explosive jumping power. All right, broad jump. We're just simply going to stand here and jump out as far as we can, and then you measure to the heels. So if this was my broad jump, I'd just measure from back there to right there. I have no idea how good I'll be at this. I think I've ever done this my whole life. 103 inches. 103 inches? Wait, how many feet is it? Eight foot seven? Eight foot seven, I guess. Oh! Dude, that was a freaking launch. Eight foot one? Eight foot? Eight foot one. I gotta get a redo on that. This is weird. It is weird. I don't know how to practice for it. All right. I think you had a little more in the tank, too. Hey, almost seven foot, six foot seven. Six foot sevens here, Williams? I don't want to be more. Eight foot seven again? The same shit. I guess eight foot seven is my number. I'm not going to try again. I'm aiming for past that little heel mark you got going there. Didn't get there. Eight foot two. Eight foot two. At an inch. At an inch. One inch, that's a big difference. Eight. Terallium, six foot seven to beat. Eight. Eight. Six foot ten? Seven foot three. Seven foot three. Let's go. All right. You got one feet and a shot against me. No words. Probably the same result from this guy over here. Get your ass and keep it right out. He's going to give a racket. For like eight hours today, I'll try to get me to say the word eucalyptus. This is so poverty. This is a joke, L. Matt, what kind of soap is that? It's eucalyptus. This is dick. And the last drill is the vertical jump. How long is it? Only when I'm looking at Matt. All right. Last thing is the vertical jump. It's a couple of days later. We had to wait for this thing to come in, but Jeff Bezos finally came through. How does this work? Who knows? Well, so it's set between nine and 11 feet. So as long as you guys don't jump lower than nine and higher than 11, we should be good. Okay, so if we smack one of those, you'll know what our vert is. So what we would do is you stand here, put your arm all the way up, and this tells us what your starting height is. Then we measure which one you hit, do the math, bang bang bong, got some shit. And I just have to go straight up and down, right? You see that red one up top move? I think that's mine. Okay, so I hit the fifth mark. Now, bottom mark is at 111 inches, which means what I just hit since each mark is one inch is 116. So we take 116, and we subtract my starting point of 87, which makes my vertical 29. I feel like that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm kind of excited about that. Yeah. A little spring in mine. Come on, cheer me on, honey. Come on. Go Matt. Hey. There we go. You got it. The inch vert as you're right there. Let's see if I can bang it up to 31. That can't be the form. I went up this way and tried to hit it that way. So, Shane, you are exactly 91 inches. 25. Oh, I missed it. I felt it. I felt it. I need to do that again. I don't know, buddy. I need to do that one again. Oh, yeah. I hit my... I hit my hand on the, like... You're after your vert? L is measuring in at 79 and a half inches. 79 and a half. That's almost the same as you. But you didn't have to say it. So the first rung is 99 and a half. All right. So L max is 80, and that bottom rung is 100. So she hits the bottom rung at least a 20 inch vertical. Every rung higher is another inch. You got it. Oh! 22 inch vert? Shane, her vert is about close to yours, buddy. What? Shane's max was 25. Yours is 22 right now. All right. I have a 23 inch vert. You need two more. The tie, Shane. Two more to tie, Shane. 23. She had nothing on me, to be honest. Shane's draft stock... Wasn't scared. I wasn't scared. It's all good. I was scared. Hey, thank you guys so much for watching our video. It means the world to me. Really. You guys, seriously, it just means so much to me. Say bye, father. Say bye, father. Nice. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Dude, the cleats are big. No! I dusted them. I dusted them.