 I just wanted to get a list of all the employees that are coming today for the job fair. No, no, no, no, no. There's no way you're going to the job fair looking like that. Back up. Come on, back up. What's wrong with my outfit? First off, there's no employer that's going to hire you looking like that. Not every day is casual Friday. I think that you would look better in... Whoa! Oh my gosh! Now that's more like it. I'd hire you in a heartbeat. I think you're going to the club. I think you would look better in... Now that is what I call professionalism.