 Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the procrastinators podcast I'm the best guy ever and here's Hippo crit Like big guns and I cannot lie you other boys can deny when I shoot you in the face. You're dead And munchie Semper fight Delos to all our armed forces Excellent and that just so everybody knows this is the PCP. It's a show where a bunch of YouTube and other place content creators We just get together and we talk about stuff. There's your there's your introduction if you don't know what this is That's what it is. So trigger warning Our our topic today is the military the Military what what an enigma what can you even say about the military nothing? Yeah, exactly we say I've got the urban dictionary open okay I some of some of the definitions are lame. So I just went to the one that is like a bunch of definitions So here's here's like the third entry and there's like five of them on here. So here we go military a government department It's got like that parentheses s charged with defense of national borders to members of military department members of the military department Forces in parentheses for some reason an armed government department employed to ensure security and home and abroad That's clearly a typo Nobody gives a fuck about her dictionary I guess an armed force used to subdue or oppress groups which oppose governmental policy at home or abroad and A designation which bestows a virtual sainthood in some cultures. Oh, I get it. That's like the joke one. Okay, okay cool So that's it. So that's the military armed forces of nations. Yeah, I love war I just want to say that Like is a little boy you're told You know war is bad and you don't want World War three You know I guess I don't want World War three But then you read about all all the all the fiction all the stories all the real life stories all the cool things You all the toys like military war stuff is like the coolest thing ever and war It's great. It's a great time. Where's a great time to rise through the social ranks, you know this You know this this Alexander Hamilton was you know the play Hamilton the musical that came out not too long ago that Like one of the everyone tries to be I like oh Hamilton such a wonderful guy and he's just a perfect boy But like yeah, he pretty much wanted war so that you know tons of people would die War is not good so that he could rise through the ranks and you know grow and stuff like that was his opportunity to do So so he was kind of hoping for that shit nonetheless So and and and Nate you actually went to go see Hamilton But then the entire cast you know wouldn't start the show and they just berate you for and for and and and your accomplice for you Know not not respecting minority rights and how you need to use your extreme Executive power effectively. That's right. Like what the fuck I didn't appreciate that that was very rude But I will work on forgiving them in time as I strip away all their civil rights I want to clarify conflict is is terrible because like conflict is like oh There's there's a group of people and they're being bombed by this nasty guy And then there's other bombs going off and there's drone strikes. That's boring as cowardly. It's it's terrible There's civilian deaths don't like civilian deaths. I do like battles with with armies like like if we were to go to war with a country Let's just say fuck you. We're going to war Send everyone the robots the nukes the whole gang the whole gang's here I I love I love the idea and the romance of battles and war, but if we're talking about the military It's it's pretty fucked up Yeah, that is what started World War one, you know, everyone was real interested in like man We've got all these militaries. We haven't used our weapons in a while We've got all these new ones like this mustard gas bombs and shit. Let's just have a big war Then they did and that was World War one and it was Instead of just meandering around the idea of armies and war and military What are we gonna like discuss about the military? Are we talking about like I think we should in general or like current or American versus UK military because I can talk about like historical stuff But I think more interest you know more like relevant would be like modern military and like it's place in the world And what we think about and what it's doing all that all that good stuff, you know Semper fi delas to all Far more important military fashion the Prussian slash The best military fashion Google search Franco-Pussian war uniforms for some fresh shit You World War one bread has some good shit, too, but fucking debate me all the fucking pickle helms that she were fucking sick They were great boys. I like them. I've always had a pension for SS officer uniforms. Oh, you know, I I'm quite fond of them I think they're very attractive looking the Nazis had impeccable fashion. There's no denying it At least for their officers for their office Barra's have never been like cool until the military decided that they were the thing Like you think of a beret you think of like a French guy with onion and onions round his neck and going home I'm gay a whole. They're very afraid of vampires in France. Yeah. Well, no, it's onions. There is well Mummies hate parsley just wave some parsley in a mummy's face and you got that boy spooked Yes, that's how that works. Yeah berets like British officers types. They're like, oh, I'm in charge. I have a red beret and I'm cool And I'm like, yeah, you are I believe you What about um, okay, that that's true and all but what do we think about you know, like So so times have moved on and like if there were to be like a world war three It would be a big deal because the last like big old war Of course is World War two and that ended with the advent of nuclear weapons So like that's on the table now and that's a big deal and I don't know how much we want to talk about like war specifically versus I think I think yeah, if there is gonna be a World War three Nobody is going to admit that it is happening and that it's being called World War three because nobody wants the Nobody wants to live in a world where World War three is happening because so much time has passed since the you know Great war, it would be really bad PR to have World War three People they're always like oh World War three's just around the corner It may already be happening like the cold war is kind of like the World War three just in the sense that like most of the World was divided up between like two sides and I mean at least America and Russia or the USSR and like all its subsidiaries and shit and then like but of course like the whole the whole thing there was like we couldn't afford to Escalate that to a bigger war because if we did and that's maybe why nuclear weapons are kind of good because they force you to find Other things or else everyone's dead even though that threats on the table You know if you don't find a way to to avoid that outside of like I mean now that you know Nukes are on the table like you're gonna get a nuclear war and that's not so good It's not so spicy The next time a nuke is used I think will be It's gonna be a big deal. It's gonna be a big deal And probably people will say okay now it's happening like now World War three because like you can't you can't back down from like well Now we're gonna try Sorting this out peacefully because we knew you know the most likely thing for that is I think that the most likely thing I think that probably will happen at some point But it's gonna be like some sort of dirty nuclear bomb that like a terrorist organization gets their hands on somehow Because like more and more countries are getting their hands on nukes and shit It's just you know the technology is known and it's out there for like 60 years now So I think that's gonna happen. It's not gonna like destroy a country or anything It's gonna be very bad and it's going to radiate like a population somewhere and it's gonna be fucked up London I don't think it's almost inevitable. Yeah, Olympics, baby The bomb fun fact, did you know that during the Korean War a US general wanted to just use a nuke on China not like on their capital But just like to like stop their advance like just a tactical nuke just wait wait Do you mean China or Vietnam or Korea? I mean in the Korean War trying to help North Korea I was so right so they want to nuke China to stop the North Korean advance Yeah, okay. All right. I'm yeah, okay. I mean, you know, there's certainly a tactical advantage to using a fucking nuke But just just think about how like how fast we would all be dead if that were to transpire Exactly, exactly. So I think it's I think the moment that a single nuke is used We are all dead and you might as well just say yeah, it's it's it's it's kind of that's the nature of deterrence It's kind of um It's so big a threat that it's kind of hard to wrap your head around being scared about it Like at any moment a country could decide, you know what we're gonna suddenly start using these fuck you boom North Korea dude north fucking Korea. Yeah, it's like oh well They have nukes and they could nuke us and we could be dead within a day or two And if we're not dead the whole rest of our country will be in nuclear Quarantine and would be nothing all of infrastructure will fall apart and would be in the slums and it'll be terrible And you're like you're thinking about how bad it could possibly be and you're not shying away from it But it's just it's just too big to be like scary in a way that you can understand You can't feel that fear until it's act it's like actually happening to you The people that are the most interesting to me in there are the South Korean people because like right across that fucking Waller River Whatever it is there is North Korea has nukes Could easily drop them on South Korea if they wanted to and and that's the big thing with why okay? So North Korea is possibly the most dangerous nation like in the world right now because they're so fucking crazy And they worship you know like this one dude who runs the whole shipment can do whatever the fuck he wants because he's Like a god or something to the people So like because of that if we go in and try to like take that guy out as a lot of people want to because he's just a Toxic element on the world stage Like the most likely thing that would happen is that we can't like instantly take out all their defenses And they just dump everything they got on South Korea They're holding like at least all of Seoul like the capital which is right across the border They're holding all the population of Seoul is held captive To prevent like any action against North Korea period and like there's just and those people like I was listening to an NPR story I think about like interviewing what South Koreans think of North Korea Like they they're they're hoping to get like a resolution at some point They want diplomatic talks in fact I think they just elected a president who ran on a platform of like reform Reforming relations with North Korea. I mean who knows that has any chance of working I'm certainly no expert in the politics, but like they want that to happen But like they are just like yeah, like it's too big to think about for them the fact that every single day They could be wiped off the face of the earth. I want to win of King John. Yeah, sure This isn't the world politics PCP, this is the military. It's related, but yeah, you're I kind of wish it was talk about Fashion this is fashion Fashion soul. Yes, I guess dude. I was just thinking my fashion is so cluster punk, dude Which what is military fashion is so fucking cluster punk. What are you talking? It's not cluster punk at all It's the most streamlined like a disciplined organized possible fucking thing It could be that's what you all think too when the when the dark carnival starts Jugglers assemble their armed forces now that will be a Too scared caught world war three so they just called the dark carnival You'll be too horrified to come over three. So yeah, we're in the midst of a dark carnival, ladies and gentlemen All it would take is is is for Donald Trump to say I am now Juggler I'm down with the clown American brothers and sisters like everything will come true that was in Homestuck just like we all thought just like we all knew They'll all come true. Guy Fieri will be there, you know Trump says yeah, I'm a man. He says as a nuke explodes behind him Like like he puts on the shades like yeah walking away from As he nukes is fucking nukes the White House own fucking house. He's just like fuck this shit, man This is the carnival, baby. Oh my god It gets a replace with a black and white house What if no, what if what a fucking North Korea just explodes itself? If you're ready, I mean that happened a lot. Yeah Well, you know that that sounds pretty cool. Unfortunately, like, you know to the rest of the world Excuse me like the North Korean people are also like brainwashed people being held hostage You know, who knows I don't know what they if they actually like believe this shit I mean, I'm sure to some level they do because all right propaganda has been so I got I got an angle I got an angle for this for about about the military Your favorite historical army Thing oh, there's like from like from Age of Empires or civilization fucking fucking whatever whatever you know What is your favorite? Oh? I like I don't know. You go first. Yeah. Well, let me think while you well I played Age of Empires 2 a lot and Fucking love that game learned so much more About history from that game than I ever did in my books That's what video games are video games are teaching like a books only good. They're like books But you don't have to open them. Thank you. You have to click on double click on them But you have to install Linux and then boot your you know windows and later Fucking draw your own game and then you have to draw every frame. Yeah, exactly every frame literally a gimp painting the way it said every frame of PNG But a fucking I loved in that the English longbowmen mostly because I'm English and that's like oh, yeah I I want to be an archer now. I want to be a longbowman, but because also that if you get like 50 of them They can just completely decimate like anybody because they've got the longest range and it's so cool Just to see all those arrows flying. God. I love I love arrows, dude She hit mom you would also nice. I fucking love nights and castles. Okay, what nights are you would love Simfad because they have longbowmen England has the law bone longbowmen in that game And he's fucking overpowered because he can see so fucking far You can see like millions of miles at a time. He's he's Literal literally elves were based on longbowmen. I'm making that I mean J. R. R. Tolkien was English. So you're right pretend proven confirmed but Did you know here's a stupid gay fact? Did you know that it was required by law that every male? has to learn to be an archer in England and that was a law that was never stopped it was it's still in effect It's just nobody fucking gives a shit That's pretty sick That's kind of under those like there's like these weird old laws in America that like you have to carry a gun on your way To church on Sunday like in like New England because like there were Indian raids going on So they were like wanted all the men to be armed and shit But like still in some towns you are like by law order to carry a gun with you to church Wherever the fuck you go. It's just yeah, well, it's a lie. You just do that normally Yeah, I hear you dude Jesus wants to see us packing a heat. I still kill the native Americans on my way to church still You didn't get the memo yeah You know, okay, my favorite military. I think I mean, I'm quite fond of the Nazis Well, you know it yeah, they were pretty cool But I'm definitely gonna give it up to the Persian slave hordes Persian slave hordes are totally dope and they're full of magic. I'm basically basing this just on 300 They're fucking sick, bro, and they hurl, you know themselves endlessly and they just die in agony and pain They don't want to be there, but they're forced to be there by their god king. That's that's the army for me That's what I want any any army that uses elephants is my is so yes So war elephants are the coolest big guy with a big nose Swing it out around pick up a club. He can whack him with a club like yeah Like that's exactly what I want to see on the battlefield most powerful. I agree in the Middle East All right, Munchie, what do you like? I don't know about that Israel's gonna. Oh my yeah, that's true You know what I'm saying There's a lot there's quite there's quite a bit so I'm just gonna rattle off some My all-time favorite war of all time is World War one and and like like my favorite like period of time is the 1800s through 1900s Everything before is gay and besides the ones that aren't and then also everything afterwards is gay except it's not It's even better So so yeah World War one. I like Venezuela. I like the South American Wars of Independence all of them pretty cool I like I like I'm pretty like pretty much anything in Europe pretty much anything there is good besides when it involves anything in East Europe because each Europe is gay. I Like yeah, and anything and everything in the ages gay Yeah, that's pretty much it was so which military Oh That oh shit, I don't know they're all pretty bad. I hate them What about the fucking World Warriors from Scotland? Oh my god, the dragon queen Wait fucking the Romans the Romans are there the coolest they made a fucking turtles things with their fucking shields They made turtles on the battle You mean the the fuck what's the phalanx because that was a Greek thing first wasn't it? No, no The the Roman well, maybe it was but the Romans developed it was in 300 bro Yeah, okay They invented like mass producing By by means of like making the equipment exactly the same by using molds and stuff and Making everything to order exactly the same so that they their shields could very easily lock together To make like big old like you can fucking get them. They're just impenetrable That's true. That's the phalanx right. I don't know whether it's called a phalanx But if you type in Roman turtle thing, you'll find okay some shit Also asterix and obelisk is my dad. I just want that to be known Okay, it's my favorite thing Uh Hippo red pillion whales what it's it's just England, right? Alright, the whales is the little bump on the left side. Yeah, I know the other England great late. Yeah, uh-huh. I I know that it At one point I think it may have been a country with a king But I'm not actually I'm not actually sure that it ever was and I'm not sure that it ever was not part of England But they just speak a different language and they have a flag and we're like fine just have it It rains all the time over there. We don't care I know that uh, I mean scarlet has referendums on independence sometimes that I think yeah That didn't pass last time does whales ever have like referendums for independence. Is that a thing they do? I don't yeah That's the thing because I I've heard I've heard once and I don't know whether it's true But it was probably true because it was on television Right that whales is not technically its own nation But it's treated it has a border and you need your passport and it's basically a nation But they don't really care about seceding because they have no real Infrastructure that like their biggest exports like uh, like tom jones and and and stuff like that like like it's tom jones What's new pussycat? Oh, I see That's that guy. Oh my god. I'm clipping. I'm like the whole time. Is that like an american? Okay. All right No, no, he's there's a lot of welsh singers that are very very good at singing for some reason I think it might be the language They just they're just good at singers. They're good at singers. They make good singers and that's what they export That's what I just my point. I'm clipping the mic and I gotta change the mic Well, let's okay. Let's talk about let's completely shift gears back to military stuff And let's talk about the current american military and what we think about because like that's the thing that we have the most Oh, wait, I forgot you're from england But but none the lot you can talk about the you know the british military to care too But like uh, I mean some of the guys that we were hoping to have on here actually grew up near Fucking military bases and no a lot of people in the military Oh, did you I didn't know that you were that near one. Okay. Well, what do you think? What do you think of our fine men and women in uniform? Here is my opinion of people in the military Every single day There is a helicopter or a plane that runs over my head very fucking fast And he always scares me because I just think this is the day this is the day where I get 9 11 It's it's it's about to happen But now now it's finally transpired and I am about to become the 9 11 But it never happens and I'm getting I'm getting increasingly upset like like if you're gonna do that to me Why not just fucking pulled the trigger? You know, you're upset that they're just delaying the inevitable, right? Right, and soon those will be drones instead. Oh, no 9 11 drones Yeah, uh, I truly be 7 11 I live next to like a milk like a huge military base Uh, and there's like a towns developed around the military base and all of them are just rich assholes And so, uh, I don't know. They're pretty gay. Uh, I actually no I went to a bowling alley one day on the base with a military friend and I like bowling So there, you know what they're good. I've changed my opinion. They're actually really nice On the on the on the the basis of they they like bowling too. Yeah military Yeah, I don't really know a lot of people in the military, but I found everybody to be very they're very professional They're very polite these guys seem like they know what's going on with the with the shit around them So, uh, I don't know. I like them. I guess I just um This isn't even really a criticism of the military, but I don't like people with guns near me at all Yeah, uh, I don't like when people could kill me if they want to because I don't know these people And I don't know if they're actually sane or crazy So it always spooks me when I see like when I'm like the airport Or just like, uh, I don't know like in Penn station a couple times I've seen like people with guns walking around only military people. Yeah It's a little spooky. It's a little spooky. I just don't trust anyone in the world Uh, including like the military or the politicians or my friends or family And I don't trust anyone. Uh, I'm on my own. I'm on my own and when there's people with guns Uh, yeah, they they they scare me a little bit scare me a little bit including cops So you're saying that you hate freedom of speech. I mean the second amendment Whatever. Yeah, you hate guns. Oh my fucking god. Thank you for condensing my argument to the important part Jesus Christ, you know I don't know how how true this is But I've always felt like and maybe it's just my own propaganda on my on my side of the of the pond Um, but the the general asset the feeling I get is that the american military is big, but it's not like tightly Constructed like they have bunches of soldiers and bunches of stuff But there's a lot. There's a larger percentage of them that are just not that well trained And they fuck up and do bad stuff and kill now. Hang on hang on a second there. I don't know that's at all true Huh? Because like I mean, I mean, how many military people do do you and I really know I have no idea I'm just saying because I I feel the needs to feel better than than you guys because my military Oh, we were in paris and I see yeah, yeah It's smaller because obviously there's less people But because of the smallness and the fact that we're an island, we have like a big old naval thing We've always had that and we've got a good air force Like and we're like more more more tightly moving like a scare force Like like, you know put together very very carefully and and properly and trained and like uh, yeah, you gotta do it Right. Otherwise, you're gonna get slapped. Uh, you do your bootlace Sofner you can't drink the tea while you fly the plane I know nothing about fucking military. Why am I here? Well, here's why uh, I want to uh, uh, join the military And I want to drive a tank Consider this your official uh, your official signing into the military I'm leaving the pcp. I'm joining the military. That's what I that's what I'm gonna do They do bigger podcasts there. They get more money per podcast. They do they do podcasts while doing drone strikes That's what they're about. That's it's an upgrade. Yeah, those podcasts are way better because they have like live feeds of the people They're bombing. It's so yeah It's very engaging. It's basically like like soldiers react to uh, carnage Yes, that they're causing let me let me say this I think about I want to do that You should I think about uh, I have a lot of respect for military people Because I think that a lot of them do all their shit for the right reasons and that they I mean, I uh I'm too cowardly to want to do this shit But they you know, they they really are willing to put their lives on the line and risk it for Yeah, I guess I didn't really um, I just I guess I didn't really like say about the like the people who join the military. Um, I think Uh, it's generally a silly idea But I see why people do it and I mean, it's like it's like it's like part you want to be like a hero. You want to be Protecting people. It's like a you know, you do it for a good reason Hopefully you don't just want to shoot people you want to protect your country You feel proud and all that and there's and there's stuff, but I feel like it's generally It's pretty Silly because the government government may have like a stupid idea That they want to send you to the wrong place and kill you have to trust your government Really if you're whoever's commanding you if you're just like like like I don't know I I wouldn't join the military because I don't trust Like really any government to put me in the place that's going to do the best for you know, yeah The world at large I would care about my country more just in general because that's where all my friends and family are Sure and where I am. I don't know It's it's a very big thing I say that not joining the military is like pirating video games. It's like that Because you are you are reaping the benefit of like labor that other people are doing people in the military I mean, obviously the degree is different Uh, like you are profiting from like other people's work and like yes, of course We all pay taxes and shit and if you're in the military like you know You get paid and you good things come to you if you do so, but you're taking an extreme risk Uh, you know, uh doing that kind of shit You're you're putting yourself at the very least in harm's way even if it's not extreme risk You could have like a desk job or whatever But like you're part of this machine that's that's doing defense and you know what? I mean, that's kind of that's kind of still I thought somebody would yell at me and I would concede that like It's not actually like pirating video games because you're not like it's just I was going to say I was going to totally agree with you as a joke because it was sounds so funny like a one-to-one correlation It's exactly the same That's good, but like okay, let me I got a lot of respect from these people I always think about that scene I watch this movie all the fucking time a few good men with tom cruise and jack Nicholson And that part at the end like the most famous scene of the you can't handle the truth Where jack nixon's like uh son We have a country that has walls and those walls those walls need men to stand on them and defend the nation for people Who want to destroy who's gonna do it lieutenant Weinberg you you? I forget the names of the characters, uh, but yeah Like the point is like that guy gets it that guy realizes that like they're No matter what there's always going to be forces that like want to take things that other people have Uh, and I'm not saying like like in their case they're talking about like cuba and at the time like cuba in america We're very much not not liking each other so much Um, you know things are different now, but there's always going to be something like that And I just really appreciate the people who do do that shit. Yeah, like I've got a personal uh Memory of this like when I was a kid I worked at poppy genius this pizza shop in in mass juice. It's nothing beats and like there was this Yeah, it's the best is my favorite And uh, there was this guy who worked there for a little while and he was a veteran But he was only a couple years older than me. I was like 17 or something He was like 21 22 like really young But he was an iraqi fucking veteran already and had like come back And like he told me the story one time about how like yeah, you know one time me and my buddies We were like raiding this house and uh, you know, there was a fucking there was a perp there Or you know, whatever the word was like there was a fucking guy. They're trying to kill me And so like I you know, I what has something happened. I like fell back I pop off a few rounds and I see this guy looking down at me and I'm like, yeah, right I'm about to die for my country. You know, I'm doing what I can I'm trying to just trying to you know Be a good person and uh, but he didn't die. He didn't get shot. He survived that particular situation But now here he was just like barely scraping minimum wage in this fucking pizza shop Despite being like that level of willing to put himself in danger for like my sake and everybody else And like the world just didn't give a shit about this guy and like I get it You know capitalism you are the value that you can give to the world, but like god damn I just felt like the world wasn't respecting this guy enough and other people like him That's why I said it was silly because of the way veterans are treated Not not because I don't respect them because like they're like the jobs they do They do very well and they have to do very well. Otherwise they're dead So it's like it's very respectful and it's very like You know, that's why I said I like war like it's very romantic. It's very cool Young boys all over the world. They just they just dream of being a tough soldier and and defending their country and stuff When Gibb hears about a bunch of young boys in one place, he knows that's the place he wants to be Yeah School kindergarten. Yes, but like yeah, it's like They're just they come home and then they're fucked Like if they had especially if they they got a leg blown off or whatever they get a what they get in a nice award You know like a little little dinner for you Fucking it's just it's just a really bad thing to have to go through and then you're not even in a position of power You're just you're just a grunt You're just a throwaway object of a human being to the government that you signed up to to serve and it's just Yeah, that's why I think it's silly like it. It's just that's why we need robots to take over Uh the jobs of the military not because that'd be nice not because of like, you know Well actually yes because it's better because Because robots they can't feel and they don't deserve rights and fuck them. I hate robots true true We just need mecca and then we can just fight with our mecca and not have foot soldiers Anything we can do to lower the total number of people who die in war would be a good thing. I think drones, dude obama tech That's true only drones kill 90% not the targets, you know, they just kill like other people invented obama obama invented obama care and also obama uh, obama's scare There's the I don't know. This is the halloween episode That's what these drones are called. He invented drones. He invented obama scare. That's what it's called. Yes, that's right Okay, okay. I have to interject here But just catch up just like a few sentences before I continue what we were actually talking about Back up. Uh, I just I realized that my favorite military force is actually the british Uh, and I like I like the law. I like the ship of the lines I like how they go around and they fucking destroy people and minorities And I liked how they subjugate people and I wish that it lasted longer all good things all good things pretty good Yeah, what time period Time period uh, like like uh late like like at second half 1800s until and they got fucking their ass after the yanks broke away Yeah, yeah after the yanks broke away like around the time when india was in full swing Oh, right. Okay. Sure. I I really love the the whole red coat sort of uniform Yeah, the funny hat and and the yeah man, you know, george washington wanted to be a red coat his whole life And he never fucking made it instead. He just became president to the united states Yeah Yeah, it's a sick power metal album It was from george at least I like I like england france and germany. I like all the like the the western europeans besides spain If you follow my Twitter, you know my my notorious eight for spain if you listen to this in spain I fucking hate you get fucked. Oh, yeah, portugal or france. I'm gonna I'm gonna blacklist all of you All of your blacklist from listening to the hey, weren't you weren't you calling for portugal to be absorbed by france? Just so that the the peninsula would look better. Yeah, I did that before I was redpilled on spain Before I was fucking right. Okay. Yeah, a portugal should absorb spain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the opposite Anyway, yeah, so I like all that culture. Anyway, uh back to what we were fucking saying Right, why would I why like like on like military like joining the military and like, you know people with vets and stuff Why like why would I fight for beliefs and reasons? I don't believe or I think fully understand because the government's always like doing like weird puppet shit And they're never gonna actually tell me what I'm actually fighting for because I don't have like a national identity or anything What's whoever and even if I did I bear things do then like die for a cause they don't have a stake in And then like I respect, you know veterans for doing this stuff But I I I do not I do not feel like I am American and I know that's like not uh, I think that's like a problem Probably, but I don't feel you're fucking globalist. Is that what you're telling me right now lunchy? Close photoshop and end yourself right now Yeah Yeah, I like I understand the sentiment though That's kind of that's kind of like a millennial sentiment to feel more like a like maybe a human or a world citizen as opposed to a national identity You know, yeah, that's right. You're able for the first time to really talk to people from other countries, you know It's it's usually just the English speaking countries, but sometimes there's you know Other people from europe who speak english like danes and stuff. They they they say hello. I'm from daneland. I say fuck off Me Say fuck off. Yeah, but like it used to be like that like earlier when it's like um Your nationality in a youtube comment section would mean something and people would laugh at you I mean, I guess they still do if you're on a video about like nations Sure, but it it matters so much less now because people have friends across Countries so so often so normal where the military is concerned there It kind of reminds you of middle-year solid 4 It's been like a bunch of years since middle-year solid 2 happened and like the world has changed such that like national identity Has been like completely removed from like militaries militaries are now just like these hired Groups that just you know, they go wherever and they just kill anyone and like Ideology or like national borders no longer have anything to do with like the wars that are fighting It's just like economics and and I don't know just I feel like petty squabbles or something I don't know I feel like the the best way to solve most major conflicts is for like a An actual good google translate to translate everything from every country so that everybody could talk to everybody There is some issues though like cultural like uh, the fact The word figure out like know that the language and then know the thing and then but but i'm just saying some people like Just as one example There's some you know like islamic people who want the whole world to live under sharia law And that doesn't translate very like even if you understand what they want That's not like helpful for when they you know want to conquer your country. What I mean is like You have like, you know Let's say video games like that video games Ship to all sorts of countries if you have people from those games talking to each other from different countries And they're just kids, you know that solve all our problems Yeah video games will save the world What I mean is like You make friends as kids when you're when you're naive and you don't know about like world political stuff and sharia law and like Oh, well, I didn't know that you know if you're if you're like um, if you're in the middle east and you're a kid and you you're online And uh, you know, your friends will always american people and you and then your dad says, uh, Americans are fucking horrible and they suck Like some some of those kids are gonna be like, well, wait, I like these guys. They're fun. They're cool I don't I don't know and then it's sort of it's it's sort of makes the next generation a bit less prone to hating people instantly I think that's definitely happening right now to some degree. It's just you know, the technology hasn't fully penetrated There's not enough dota going on in like, I don't know, uh, iran right now We need we need to up our dota levels a little bit so we could make this happen Dude, okay, sports will save the world. Esports will save us all. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Japan. Oh my god soul Fucking iran bro. I ran dude top esports exporter exports all the esports every single one is from iran Now in the future coming up 2020 are you I was looking into this I had no idea I'm gonna sound like a fucking idiot to people who like know politics well But do you guys know that iran like wasn't even like a very conservative place? You know, respectively until like the current administration took over like 40 years ago and like the 70s or something Like women didn't have to like wear veils and shit all the time But now they do because like there's like just the people in charge now Change the country that way, which gives me hope that it'll change, you know to be more liberal in the future as well You know, that'd be good. That'd be good. I don't know anything about the middle east other than that There's oil and uh, yeah, so people I I know a lot about medieval middle east, but none about a current shit. Uh, by the way hippo Well, that's fine. I just want I just wanted I want to know if if you also believe this because it could seem like I really agree with you Do you also agree that like 90 percent of positive change in the world currently Could just come from us just like just waiting for people to die Just like waiting for that. I've had I've had that thought like it's I've had that thought but I feel like the amount of time it would need because like people are still Being indoctrinated to the old world values by, you know, family members and stuff. It's not like people are all You know growing up being better or different or not very much less. So I think than previous incarnations of the world. So, yeah Munchie where that's concerned, uh, it is always necessary that older generations die for certain ideas to catch on For example, uh, like the like our parents are probably less comfortable With like the amount of time we spend interfacing with computers and like this kind of stuff So like to them it's like a little weird and especially like two or three generations before them They find it very strange that all this interpersonal communication is going on And you know, maybe it's bad for humans in some way, but like it's just the way that that culture is going It's inevitable Uh, so like that transformation is happening and like we're the generation that's comfortable with that However, as technology evolves as we're getting older we're getting into our 20s 30s 40s 50s, etc like things like Like vr that like plug us into Virtual worlds like it is a distinct possibility that guys like us will all we're all already too old to like really Understand that shit from birth and like we will be the cut the old conjures who are like, uh, I don't understand this Like this is weird And so already like things are being developed that we are not prepared for and that we will need to die In order for like the the society as a whole to absorb it and like process it and be able to you know Use it as effectively as it can be so that's absolutely a pot like not every human is not able to just change Everything about what they believe sometimes you just got to die for the culture to evolve That's just uh technology though. Is there an example you can think of of like an ideology like absolutely Religion is I mean is a huge one That's exactly what I was about to say Nate Right most millennials aren't fucking religious. I none of my friends know even who a god is Yeah, they haven't ever even seen one When I see a millennial talking about god, I execute that millennial because they're corrupting You know, this is just what I do every day. I take those motherfuckers out windmill style. You know, bro Swing my arm around very fast That's when very fast You don't even know, dude. Um, yeah, I also just like every like Everyone in the government is soon like they're all like they're all like 100 years old Just like in a couple years. They'll be dead and we'll be able to be our government is like the oldest It's ever been I mean people live longer, but like the people in office like like I was just listening to this the other day I believe it's like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi And like whoever else like these are like the leaders are like the democrats and like the senate and the house or something They are all like over 70 and that's like that's really really fucking old That's still like 10 20 years Like I feel like that's like the danger that they'll just stay there for another 10 years Like like these people are not gonna understand new ideas The reason why young people push out old people, you know I I know but like I feel like The old people will try to to cultivate younger people to take their place and that's been going on forever And it will continue to go on. I'm not saying things can't change. I'm saying It's not just going to be as simple as oh once they're dead There's no one who wants to take their place who is also evil You're right about that But like a generation doesn't last that long at its longest so maybe like 20 years So like it's true like people like Nancy Pelosi Let's say that they groom you know to be like the new leader in the of the democrats in the senate Someone you know like her. Yeah a pizza gate They they bring in people that are like her but just because they're younger and the culture itself is changing It's inevitable that little change is creeping just as this process goes along and some of them are major Like like the whole gay marriage question flipped over like the course of like one year from like outlawed to completely legal in everywhere in the united states like it's like I mean that you know was building up for a long time, but sometimes things like that can happen that quickly And uh, it's just you know really the the people can force their representatives to do what they want when they just like Make their voice heard about what they really fucking want people to do Uh, okay, but we're totally off topic here And I did want to bring up one issue directly about the military that we haven't talked about So I for one was doing a lot of praising of like the men and women in in the uniform But I did want to bring this up because I feel like a lot of people talk about this When they're talking about the military especially on the left So like okay, so the military's job basically is to kill people who are doing bad things So let's talk about people who join the military so that they have an excuse to kill people Say with like the police force or you know like I'm actually bringing up as like Do you think it's maybe good that we have that as an outlet for people who just really want to fucking kill people? And like we we have two choices. We can like institutionalize them And keep them away from society in some way or we can put them to work killing the people We don't want around and I'm not saying wars are justified. Just like you know We shouldn't just kill people who are bad But if we can like I'm just gonna say if you're an isis you should die So I'm totally cool with you people all being sacrificial lambs to make our murderer population happier That's what I'm saying Here's where I find like the general difference between uk and us armies that I've seen from various documentaries and Various, I don't know it may be propaganda. I may be talking out of my butthole But stop getting trying to get me to join the british military give guy. Damn it It's it's just there's this feeling of like if they want to kill people why not put them in you know with a gun Uh, which I don't I don't like as an idea because you shouldn't enjoy killing Uh, and if you do you're more you're more likely to you know You're more likely to be fucked up in the head and make a bad decision and get someone else killed or like um You know the military has to be a tightly run ship. You need to be Right all properly coordinated and communicating and and doing your job as you're told because if you don't Uh, you know whoever makes the plan if that plan doesn't go right because some You know asshole on the field is just deciding. Oh wait. I can get him. I can get him. Yeah Should and guns Yeah, and then the whole operation is fucked and you know that you It leads to other deaths or or casualties or or losing ground or losing position. It's like I feel like people who are fucked up in the head enough to want to kill a lot of people Should just become hunters and shoot deer or something. Yeah, it's it's not really a place because in the military I feel like discipline is the most important discipline. Yeah. Yeah, that's the word. I couldn't think of the fucking the whole time discipline I feel is the most important. You can't you can't you can't go you can't go to war and be like a like a guy with a club You got a gun you got a aim, right? Well, let me you know, I just think some people in their nature have a killer instinct and uh, I guess I like and that's a That's a good like me, you know, I just kill I kill millennials. That's my thing. I'm the millennium killer That's that's me. I am the zodiac killer also Uh, I I don't even know what I'm saying that like it's good that there's a place for people to go if they want to kill people I don't know. I guess that's what I'm saying. Uh, it's better than not having that I just I don't think everyone with a killer instinct is an evil person necessarily. There are good ways you can channel that I guess that's my point. I don't I don't even know. Yeah, well, that's the thing I don't I don't think a good way to because like you can give them like therapy that that can make outlets for them They could maybe if they really like hitting things they could be like a guy who A junk guy smashes junk junk into cubes with his bare fists Or maybe maybe you could pick up drumming and just go Wham wham wham and and he could be a better person Through, you know something other than getting a gun and killing a human being like like I said hunting like like that Is a thing that people can do it's killing but it's like regulated and and shit Yeah, yeah, I guess I hear what you're saying I guess I'm really just like approaching the idea of like I feel like if we had a bunch of hardcore lefties on the show what they would bring up is like that they don't like the military I hear this from people like jimmy door Uh, they they freak out about like people are in people are cops or in the military because they want to hurt and kill people And they like that feeling of control that it gives them Um, I don't know like you think that's a serious thing. You think that's like a big deal I think it's I think it's it's it's a kind of an unavoidable problem Because you're giving people power and there's obviously gonna be people that want to abuse it and you you know It's not much you can do about it except like having stricter training and making sure people who are prone to to Abusing power get weeded out early on or or banned or stuff I don't know. I feel like if you give a police officer a gun Way too early before you know whether he's gonna shoot some guy Or if the same thing for the military if you give a guy a gun Before you know that he's not going to just shoot some random kid because he's brown Like I'm not I'm not gonna get into a race thing, but like, you know Some guys just like killing And I think you should you should do it properly Yeah I don't want to be I don't I'm not I'm not I'm not a gay. I'm not gay guys. I'm not I'm not lefty. Oh, no I'm oh, it doesn't matter. It's fine. No, I hear what you're saying. Um, oh, hey, let's just a drink It's it's the thing I feel like like I don't I don't you don't like yeah, I think I understand I don't want to be a world peace faggot because I know it can't happen People like me or people like fighting. I like You know the fact that war is cool is is the reason it's gonna continue You know what I've been thinking about recently I've just been thinking about how I I tend to spend a lot of the time in the theoretical realm when I'm talking about my weird Utilitarianism and shit. I think I'm gonna try to incorporate more of like Present-day realities into the things that I'm thinking about. I'm just gonna try I don't know if it's gonna work out But that that's kind of why I wanted to talk mostly about like the the military right now because like I guess ideally A military would be like starfleet and like those people are like full-time employees Shut up shut up shut up. I'm just I'm just saying I'm just saying you said immediately going back to star trek Well, just to make a goddamn point about what I'm not gonna talk about as much. Oh fuck this. All right. Let's no, I get it I get it. Okay. Yeah, you understand like what I like about them is like their military like has Another job that they do the full like all the time they are explorers But then like when there's a conflict, you know, that's when like they're called in to you know defend and shit Okay, well let's talk about one more. Let's talk about one more question Wait, what are you saying? Hold on. Hold on. I just realized the military should be a star trek It should be all like star wars battlefront too Every single like like they're just a bunch of stormtroopers on each side and then once they get enough points The one who can turn into Darth Vader and then yeah, yeah Dude, it's so true. It's that is what it is currently Now right now after I said that obama was like, oh my god We should get this guy on the phone if you if you're a soldier you kill like 15 people you turn into barack obama. Yes That's right You use your fucking nobel peace prize noble phantasm and just decimate everyone with love gay beams. All right. Yeah That's what happens. Uh, okay. Let's talk about one more question about this issue. Okay. What do you got? Here we go. Topical alert. Oh We got the trans community is it from serving in the military Trump did it. What do you think? um Verdict well, uh from what I hear write a whole thing From what I hear that the issue was that people Trans people they they go into the military Some of them do to get um the free surgery To to change gender otherwise it would cost a lot and I think that's the reason But obviously people are taking it as like uh trump hates trans people and he just for no reason decides to ban them from the military And they are their soldiers too Constantly taken the worst possible reading of anything trump does as like what it must mean But yeah, so so I guess if you know if those things about people abusing the system are correct then I get I feel like it's it's Probably like drastic to ban all trans people. I guess if you're if you if you have you're already post up and you just want to serve It's like yeah Yeah, or or you could ban like the usage of of military funding for your surgery and stuff And it could be very specific surgeries that you could have like uh getting a new arm if you lost it Like stuff like that sure banning them. I don't know it's obviously You know a thing that's getting people riled up But I don't see too much of a problem with it Except for the fact that people have fucking pissed You know what's interesting about it to me I think it might actually be a distraction tactic because it's so random The trump might have just done it to make people forget all the other shit that's going on like the russian investigation and shit He actually just did it because he thinks it would like make people talk about that a lot and like he's willing to you know just Whatever take whatever heat comes from that to just distract people from the other shit. I don't know. I don't know I'm not too You know trump politic. Yeah, yeah knowledgeable It's kind of it's inevitable that comes up a little bit when we talk about this shit I don't I think basically we're all going to agree like banning them across the board Like what is that doesn't really seem like the right policy Like there's probably some awesome trans people who really want to be fucking warriors That's the thing Shovel knight from from from from from this video Oh, no, my favorite military was ruined Oh, fuck But like Yeah, the the thing about the the trump thing is like it was a tweet that he sent out that said that trump Dude the the generals were like, whoa, whoa, you didn't talk to us about this first No, no, no, no, not not that not that but like the idea is that he tweeted it But his actual policy like in writing might be different and might be actually Less extreme than what he said. Okay. Well here if that's the true Maybe the case a lot of the time, but I nobody cares to look it up That's if that's true though He should just shut his fucking fat face and just like deliver it properly the first time and avoid the shit Unless the whole point of it is to distract and enrage people like maybe that's actually what he's I don't I don't fucking know Anyway, I don't even want to talk about trump. He's a fucking boy. I have an actual other military topic Oh lord, okay Jesus christ How dare you bring that into this sacred podcast? Okay, god It's it's the idea of the spending of the budget. Oh, yeah, okay military budgets I think we can all agree are fucking ridiculous because of the fact such a massive amount of the budget It's ridiculous. It's it's really just because of the way budgets work Yeah The one year they say, okay. Well, we need some more fighter jets. So, you know, we've developed this new fighter jet We're going to build a hundred of them and it's going to cost this many billion And you know, we build them and then the next year. Well in order to have that amount of funding for this year We need to spend That many billion again Otherwise we we won't get it the next year and we need that funding because we're used to it now And we don't want to not have it. So they just make uh, you know, sort of like they they just make more shit That's never gonna get used because they don't need that many extra jets But there's so much waste so much fucking waste. Yeah, I'm looking at I just hate the way I hate the way budgets work Why do they work like that every single thing that's wrong? It's because budgets work on that basis that if you don't spend it you don't get as much next time Oh, I like this. You're talking about all the right things now. Yes. Yes. These are these are solvable problems theoretically That's what I want to talk about. I'm I pulled up a pie chart of american Discretionary spending for the entire government in 2015 1.11 trillion dollars at 1.11 trillion dollars the military budget 54 percent of all spending was in the military 598.5 billion dollars. That's too much money. That's too. It's it's I mean, it's more than half It's more than half fucking food and agriculture is 1 percent of the budget Transportation 2 percent social security unemployment and labor is 3 percent and people are screaming About how social security is like killing the american budget. Meanwhile, fucking military 54 percent of the entire fucking budget science all science 3 percent 3 percent of the fucking budget. What is this? What is this bullshit? All right, you know This is not good. This is not good guys. We gotta fix this shit I gotta look up that the uk budget things for that because I don't I've never really looked it up All I know about it's probably less than america's because we're crazy. We're crazy like like a percentage wise It probably it might it might be around the same I mean america, okay to be fair america has unique responsibilities because like we are strategically placed with our military like throughout the world In a like stabilizing fashion like that that is true So like it makes sense that we would put more into it, but like jesus christ 598 billion dollars and like You know how much it would take to like make uh like state college Uh free it'd be like it's it's like a couple billion or something and like everyone could go to college for free That's like not even 1 percent of the budget Oh, it's fucking nuts and like they argue endlessly that there's no way to take money away from this You could just look at this and you know, that's not true. You know, it's not true I want to know your opinion may Do you what is your opinion on the us being like an intervention? Like just fucking out like like going around the globe and just kind of like intervening and shit What do you think about that? Well, I don't like there were being a bunch of fucking globalists probably using photoshop to make all our goddamn logos and shit So i'm not i'm not a big fan of that american flag made in adobe I think oh disgust Go fuck yourself Uh, wait, I think that was your name. Yeah, uh Um, I can't say that I like it But like I get it like america's got its shit together when it comes to Just like I don't know Like building its economy. I mean this is getting less true over time as we go But like for a while there like after world war two america just had its shit together better than anyone else in the world by far Yeah, it was great. It was really really good at the time Uh, so and you know those those legacies continue, but like things like us jumping out of the fucking climate the paris climate agreement Are like kind of fucking with our position there trump get your shit together Uh, okay in terms of like being interventionist Like the the the super lefty, uh position is to say like no just like leave everybody alone, dude Like what are you doing going into these countries and like I don't know like the fucking I don't know anything about like world events really But like there was some genocides that like like didn't we invade libya or something under hillary clinton? And like why did we do that? I don't know under president hillary clinton Yeah, yeah during her day back in like 2008 or whatever. Uh, I don't know like 2007 or something Yeah, like okay, that's that's not good. Oh no, that was under fucking bush Whatever sometimes recently we invaded libya or something like lots people died. I don't know why we did it Uh, I have no fucking awareness of these things. Okay, but like iraq, right? Okay, iraq's like the obvious one We invaded iraq for literally no good reason in terms of like what we said we were doing it for Like there was all this cover about like it's got something to do with weapons of mass destruction Or like osama bin lond's there like it was it was like two years after 9 11 And ultimately it was completely unrelated and we were like fed all this bullshit and like, okay I just recently looked into this shit Fucking dick cheney vice president under under fucking, you know, uh, george w w He was like, okay, this is gonna again be super obvious to anyone who knows anything, but i'm a baby boy I just learned that he worked for I believe it was like he was like the the ceo of halliburton Or like a really high ranking guy at halliburton, which is a defense contractor that was given contracts to go fucking fight in the iraq war Like like what this is like the most obvious thing I've ever heard now that i'm aware of the facts like they just started a war so they could make money And then like take the oil and shit It just it just obviously benefited the people who made the decision to engage so obviously I don't know how the fuck they got away with it or people didn't make this clear to me sooner I blame everyone else for me not knowing this fact Um, uh, uh, yeah, I might be I don't know for a hundred percent it was halliburton But it was like something like that like that's fucked up, dude. Like what the okay, whatever I'm not going to go into it anymore, but that's not good. Okay, things like that are not good The only time america should do any kind of interventions thing is like If we're like asks to give help to like a country that's I don't know like fighting against like an internal terrorist organization or something like okay, obviously that's like a thing that makes sense If there's a civil war going on somewhere like like in fucking, uh, syria right now like It's a mess and it's not clear which side is like better But like I could see why we should like do something about that situation We shouldn't okay like I don't think it's america's responsibility to be world police or like manage the whole fucking world But like I mean at the very least to be cynical about it We could at least like protect our investment in the world and like try to make sure the world around us doesn't fucking fall apart And we can still continue to like do trade and you know be a be a healthy member of the world economy and make sure that the people We trade with aren't like first of all like are able to like actually have materials that we can trade with and get Get us things that we want and you know utilize their population to make goods and services that we need But then also like we can and then we can worry about like the humanitarian thing like okay Uh, maybe maybe let's trade with north korea. You know, maybe we shouldn't that guy like literally has gulags Where he enslaves political opponents who like do nothing against him Like that's not good. Well, let's let's not do that. We should try to do something about that guy Not as much as the fact that he's got nukes all this other shit. I don't know you hear him saying like if it's yeah If it's in our best interest, I mean And it doesn't hurt anyone I mean, yeah, sure go for it like if there's a civil war that you could help end In a in a productive way then that sounds good as long as it doesn't like You know cripple america because it america is good america is valuable. We shouldn't let this place just like crumble Uh so that we can like help people who are not as well off as america because america is One of the america is like apple or like elan musk or one of these like tech Giants that like because we're doing well the whole world is doing well or or better And we can provide things to the entire world that improve life for everyone, you know fucking smartphones Just technology in general You know, there's things that we did bad as well, but but wrap music exactly uh afro america And culture that we is our number one export gotta love that the only thing the export in fact Yeah, it's great That's just yeah, like I mean that's why that's the thing with like Countries like sweden that are literally cucking themselves Out of their country just to like they're so sorry that they're white They're so sorry that they're fucking white and they just want to they just want to give up and hand their Fucking country to like anyone who'll take it and right now that's a lot of middle eastern people And like they're just making their country uh shitty. They're making it worse. There's like rape gangs and uh I don't I don't know the full facts. Okay. I admit fully. I don't know all the full facts But like Sweden is like a number one place that wants to cuck itself because it's it's so liberal It feels bad about even doing well at all when there's people out there who are suffering And they don't understand the way that like economics work Whereas like it's not like if you're doing well you're taking things from other people You are just you're you're making yourself better off and that and then if you trade with other people in a consensual way You can help them too. That's like the basis of economic growth Uh, just in general and and commerce just tried selling ikea furniture to exactly exactly that'll frustrate them I I'm you shouldn't You shouldn't undermine just just to finish my point You shouldn't undermine your own ability to be productive or helpful and you know, maybe i'm exaggerating what that's like in sweden Uh, but you know, they've got other issues like they're they're they're a big Welfare state that I I hear I don't know this for sure. I hear is crumbling there Like they're just taking out too much. They can't afford it. They're too socialist I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I've been hearing And I would be interested to look into it more and hear what people have to say about it You you can't take on everyone's burden all the time. You got to look out for yourself Everyone every man has a responsibility every person has a responsibility to take care of their own shit And then once you've got that just in order then you can worry about helping other people and america You know has had its shit together for a while, you know, maybe it's getting a little shaky or whatever But it'd be nice to help people if we can do that without fucking ourselves It's just like in minecraft when When you're building when you're building, you know, you go out and into a server and you're like, well These guys need help, but I need to build my house first. So I'm safe for the night. So I'll do that first I'll I'll I'll worry about my shit and then I'll go help when I know that I have a safe place Now I now it makes I I think I'm not totally, you know Solidified in this but I I'm I'm I'm thinking I'm toying with that. Maybe we should Well, like, you know, I don't really like the intervention and I think that maybe sometimes it's better for the world if we just let Them toil and like not police and just let, you know Uh, dude, let me tell you and like let people die and like let, you know, because that is Yeah, like we always go to war. Yeah, what? Oh, okay. I'm just saying like that is exactly what Star Trek this big libcuck show that is what the prime directive is all about and they grapple with this issue all the time And it's about how like all the time when like the fucking, uh, you know, whatever the westerners came to America Uh, they fucking took it over like they just fucked those people over like you can't just integrate yourself Into a society that you are like the conquistadors in South America. Yeah, they fucked that place up Uh, like you cannot just invade a place and expect them to like immediately accept like the things you bring them You have to let people develop independently And if you if you can get involved with them in like a small way because you know, we're all we're all on earth It's not like in star trek where you can just avoid a planet entirely You know, then you can, you know slowly work to bring people, you know into the fold where you are But like like even star trek a big libcuck show acknowledge like yes We absolutely have to let some people die in order for this society to grow itself and us to not completely fuck it up Yeah, I really think the main thing That's making like america and other western countries great again It's in in in political stuff all over the world Is that uh one it's pr like who is showing like oh, yes We're such a great nation that will help other people because we're so powerful And you shouldn't fuck with us because we we have the power to spend on On helping other countries fight their wars or whatever. Um, you know, there's that there's the show of like We're the best where you can do all this cool. Shit um, but there's also like the idea that if you don't Intervene in certain places they may be taken over by People who you really don't want to be in power like let's say, you know, sure the general idea is like Oh, well, if we don't help the right side of win this war that's going on over here There may be another north korea emerging in the future and we don't want that We don't even want the possibility of that. We want to make sure whoever wins the war is on our side and they like us Yeah, uh, that's true in in the in the beginning. So I see why they do it in the beginning of north south korea South korea was eating shit. North korea was doing pretty fine. And not, you know, great Okay, uh, but like it so so that's how they got the head start and now they're fucking insane I mean, you know, they're always insane. They're always calm this but be good. I mean, they were doing fine for themselves economically speaking Somewhat at least is it just because they had such ties with china. They were just relying on that right And and so that's why I find like like having just another north korea seems pretty far-fetched me Because okay, just uh, obviously take the obvious example. Middle east some fucking, you know, syria, I guess syria just becomes A fucking super al-qaeda. They're they're the exploit is now 9 11. That's their primary. Okay, right I don't that that government just will not last Like like they just will not last that long because it's built upon You know crazy shit that has no like it has no grace period of like being a good quote unquote country It just starts out shit and it will be continued to be shit Probably be you know probably be on the map for like, you know 10 years or something But it will eventually crumble and I'm always thinking about things in like like decades span You know, you're absolutely right about that It's just like like north korea really wasn't that big a deal at first after the korean war and it was just that like You know, we just left it alone Like we knew they were doing crazy shit over there But we just left them alone because like, you know, the china's got their fucking back. What are we gonna do? They got that shit covered. So like it's just over time They just got crazier and crazier and like we we we still didn't address the problem And now we're at a point where they're like really close to having like the ability to launch nukes against like the western coast Of the fucking united states and they can already do it to south korea if they fucking want to Um, let alone japan Jesus, yeah, japan too is within their range. I think so like that's it's not good. It's not fucking good Yeah, um, also like yeah, like the whole rise of of, you know, nazi germany Like they started taking over a few places But because they just had a huge war everyone was like, uh, we shouldn't really get involved Hitler was uh on the cover of time magazine Or hitler was man of the year twice as I recall once because he was the best guy ever and they loved him And second because he was the worst guy ever and he didn't like him anymore and they loved him as well Yeah, they thought it was he they really likes his ss uniforms. They're really by the way, uh Before you know, we end we're going to questions after this so no worry, but yeah, go on We got I I looked up the the the whole um, british Budget spending on stuff. Oh good. Good remarkably different. Uh, the the total spending is like 762 billion pounds Uh defense budget is only 44 billion. Wow. Okay. So like we're like more than 10 times more Yeah, education is like double We're 10 times more you fucking pussy You would invest the fucking see that's yeah, okay. Sorry. Go ahead even fucking keep Hong Kong. What the fuck Yeah, I know dude embarrassing Uh, the healthcare is like 138 billion. So I can see why people are like, you know Fuck that shit. Yeah, because it's it's generally okay, but it's It's pretty fucking expensive And uh, it doesn't work very well for a lot of people Like I I understand like a lot of liberals just like they look at this graph and they think to themselves like Jesus christ Like my life is fucked right now Like imagine if I had had like a free college education instead of like having to you know Do whatever I had to do and not have the student debt like wouldn't that be great? And they're just looking at this budget They're like looking at all these billions of dollars just being thrown away and they're like I just want me a piece of that I want me a fucking piece of that so I can like Square my life away, you know, and maybe it's maybe it's a reasonable request Like if I just hadn't had to take out these student loans, I wouldn't have gone under financially blah blah blah But um, you know the the only thing is I don't really have a lot of sympathy for people who feel that unless they really are in a bad way And I know I was totally privileged in my life, but I just like just take responsibility for your shit Take responsibility for your own life. You got to find your way out. This is the situation you're in everybody So just don't cry about it. Don't bitch and moan and feel free to uh to campaign for what you think are like fair laws If you want to make college free for everybody like hey go for it campaign all you want No problem, but like accept the reality of the life that you have and and make the best of it However, you can be financially solving people live in a tiny ass apartment like me so that you can pay off your student loans faster And then you'll be financially free. That's what I'm doing. That's what everybody should do You know just just get your shit together. That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying for my privileged position of a guy who had really Uh, you know, I don't know middle middle income parents. I did just fine Grew up in a great place had no major problems whatsoever. That's that's me That's me saying all these things about how you need to get your fucking shit together you lazy sex or shit That's me pull yourself up by your bootstraps and exactly Speaking of that uh welfare is like 113 billion For last year, by the way, this is all last year 2016. How much is that so like Let me pull it up again Um, they're like yeah going 113. There's only three things on this. There's pensions. There's healthcare and there's welfare And those are all over a hundred billion And defense is like it looks so small. There's like 44 billion It's like a libertarian government like I can barely even see the suspense building I don't see okay. There's no welfare, but it must be out of social security unemployment and labor Uh, that's that's a total of 3 20 29.1 billion and this is in 2015 There you go You got for like it was like 170 some million for you guys 113 a million a billion that is a lot more than we spent so Well pounds not dollars. So that's a lot more. Yeah, it's a lot more and proportionally. It's a lot more Yeah, just a lot more. What do you know? More different than I would have expected our fucking military is just so needs so much such a fucking money Thing takes up so much fucking money. Okay, whatever. Let's move on. Uh, okay guys I Love the ottomans old big old hats Oh, they get their fucking sword And then they got their big old fucking hat And then they go that's what they say And then they fucking kill those goddamn fucking austrians give give you need to see I just got a picture of this hat I'm trying to Dude, I just got the picture of this fucking hat dude. You have to see this No, you do have to see this. I know what they look at this Yeah It's the biggest hat I've ever seen that's not even a joke. It's ridiculous. Well, you know why they're so big. Why? It's because that's where they keep their wives That's how big they smart they are That's how islam used to also that Oh, oh, oh, by the way also an actual thing Fun fact back when world war one was like first starting Uh, like the like fashion related the france like put on their fucking sick ass like colorful uniforms They're all like kind of hard moving and also like colorful And then like they were just walking up to a fucking german Like like fort and then the germans could just easily spot them like on the fucking horizon Just mow them down like one after another machine gun fire. So like their uniform just made the big old fucking target And just they just fucking massacred all of them just fucking obliterated Is it is a time is an age gone by where where war was was like Civilized and you're stood on one hill and with your flag and you saw the other guy and you went And then you walked slowly towards them and since muskets sucked You had to get real close before you could fire And then they just kept doing that and guns got better and then Now everyone's hiding in bushes. You know when that changed that mostly changed during the american revolution, baby Thank you native americans for teaching us that shit. No What what do you mean? No, I'm saying That's when they they had to fucking fight with guerrilla tactics That was like considered dishonorable at the time. So, you know, like they didn't like it, but that's how we fucking won Well, okay. I guess I didn't I didn't like invent that they invented. God damn it We took we culturally appropriated it from the native americans I would say the first modern war was like, okay Uh Either I would say like the seven years war. No, not this fucking seven years I'm gonna say it was sonichu versus the four cent garbage the american civil war the american civil war That shit's the first good one Yeah, the first good one since a lot of people died also guns were big Awesome, I don't know anything about Vietnam war because all the video games about it have Vietnam sucks video are there are a lot of video games about the vietnam war I mean, there's a lot of comics and movies and shit. I don't know. There's like battlefield, vietnam Kill china man the game They're not china man. Well, there's probably a couple in there. All right. Uh, that's it. All right So we're done with military stuff. Let's uh, we we agreed, uh, 10 out of 10. Good. Oh Sign me the fuck By the dots early light Semper fight delas to all our armed forces. That's right. Okay. Here we go So I'm see please Here's some questions. All right. Here's some questions. Okay. Here's here's our good buddy at nat blasphemous This guy makes a bunch of art for us. He's a cool guy Um, would you give up content creation at least publicly if you could live wherever you wanted and have all needs provided All need you think about that Uh, I'm imagining like, uh, like a really crystal clear like blue water beach Log house with a pier and and and a straw hat roof I like that but also Uh, I I guess if all needs means everything this guy's saying everything you want is all taken care of pretty much Yeah, uh, well a fucking course who wouldn't give up. No, no see see that that's where you're wrong The answer is no, of course. Yeah, because if you're not doing something you just shrivel up and down Exactly exactly right That's what I want to do. You have to you have to give up content at least publicly Yeah, so like you could make it on your own if you wanted to I guess but you just wouldn't release it It'd be like your own. I just release it under a pseudo name. Yeah Like that'd be I I think I would not take this. Well, okay Uh, I I would assume that the the gist of this question is like about if you would still like Give up doing this kind of work or whatever if like, you know, you can do that sort of or you know releasing it to the public like I I I mean no because there'd be no point to me doing the kind of work I do on youtube if people couldn't see it because the whole point of it. Yeah, well people see it I think I think what the general idea of the question is is Do you have a creative outlet that doesn't involve people watching it on youtube? I think you're right on the internet I don't I would say I would say yes because I like sculpture I like the idea of building sculptures if I had like plenty of money and no reason to To worry about shit. I would just I would make easter island I would buy an island I would be on an island and I would make sculptures and then when I'm dead people will be like What the fuck happened here? He he also he says like all creative content whatsoever though, right? He said content creation Yes, but he said he said well, he said he said publicly so like you could do it on your own if like you Yeah, I would I would just I don't fucking people statues I would I would build cool fucking statues all over an island until I'm dead and then then people will find them If people find them it's not public in my head the whole time That wouldn't be public. That would be like invasion of private property Yeah, let's let's just say nobody can find it for whatever. Um, okay. Well, it's gay No, uh, I like making things and people would see yeah, I like invalidating me I agree completely well all my needs met includes a human being so like they You know company like I wouldn't want to live on my own forever. That's just generally shit Okay, we're just talking about the content creation. You can just still be out and talk to people and whatnot You know, it's a dumb question because it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't really make any sense That's okay. That's a good boy. Would you like everything except the one thing that you also like? I'd like everything and and that to mean everything not everything minus Fuck you. I'm lost in the woods on this one. Okay. Let's go to another question here at read or daryl asks What are your thoughts on the announcement for the American live-action tv show adaptations for one piece cowboy bebop and sao Is that real tv show? About May actually be good because it's already pretty western-ish I mean that's that's true. I could see that that making a neat transition one piece Garbage instantly. I know it will be I mean, I've said I've seen cosplayers white people cannot look like those characters at all I don't think anyone can in real life. They're too cartoony. I just don't want to see that No, I've seen I've seen a pretty good. I've seen a pretty like a few pretty good-looking Japanese men being sanji Yeah, I guess that's fair. They pulled that off But like imagine imagine like someone trying to be Frankie just picture it like no No, it can't be done. It cannot be done Well, I think this is all garbage We all talk, okay, go again. What were you saying, Kim? I was gonna say it's like the super maro brothers movie where bows is just a guy Well, that was cool because it was so fucking weird But I mean at the time I was very confused. But like that's what I'm imagining You'll be like, oh, it's a guy, but he's got like tattoos of stars on his hands I don't even is this legit like tv shows of cowboy bebop sao and one piece They're getting tv like I heard about the cowboy bebop movie like that was a thing a tv show Is this real? Where's he getting this news? I don't know. I'm just going to assume that it's correct I did I did hear the one I did hear the one piece one. Yeah, that's the one I did here Uh, not good as shit. I'm gonna enroll in high school. I hope you want to join the football team with me I would love nothing more than that God Jesus Christ The only thing they'll make this good if we've got mumkey d Luffy on the team. Let's bring him in I like the idea that it's not just a high school setting, but it's a high school setting where it's just like he is He's just into football Oh, kind of like those Remember whenever that one like the sometimes oda will do like a little side thing where he tells like a Like a three page story about like alt universe straw hats Remember the one where luffy was like a super studious student And all he wanted was to like get into like the number one school in the country and he was like That was his like pirate king thing like b of the best student and get into this school like that's you know Is that doable? I don't remember that one I don't think that's where shanks is like their teacher and he just told them to be degenerates and like not worry about it Are you talking about like the the the little pages of like question answer things? No, they weren't the sbs like so oda's done a couple of these like Stories where it's just like all the care all the straw hats are like different characters in like a different world Like there's one where they're all literal family members and like, you know, zoro's the dad Brooks the old man. I'll have to link you. Yeah, they're great. They're really really good Uh, it's me luffy. I'm walking out there. Oh, I bumped shoulders with some guy. I get out of my fucking way God, this is a fucking nerd. Oh Oh my god, that was another member of my fucking anime crew. We're gonna bond now into Oh, no Jesus christ Okay, let's move on this is this topic is killing munchie Um, uh, okay. Here we go. Um, benjamin wiss at benjamin whistle asks what game have you played the most? Would you say it's your favorite? Uh, undertaker Team fortress 2 i'm gonna google search how many How many of them? Okay, uh, i'm just gonna say the game i've played the most without a doubt is uh, Decidio final fantasy the first one for psb. I played that game Every night four hours four years every day and I it was the greatest I am a real final fantasy fan guys. All right. I love final fantasy. It's my favorite And this was everything I ever wanted finally made real. Uh, yeah I love final fantasy. Please don't beat me up after school Damn, I hate that guy. I'm gonna beat him up. It sounds like a bitch Uh, yeah that that game when it isn't my favorite. No, but it is really really good And I loved it and this new one coming out from ps4 soon. Yeah with ramza fucking ramza. Okay, but i'm sorry. Bye now Ramza one It's the game I've played by far the most of team fortress 2 2672 hours on record. Uh first played that in like 2012 I think early 2012. Okay, uh, it's One of my favorite games. Maybe not my favorite, but yeah What like top five I would say I love team fortress 2 too bad. It's horrible now And I would never fucking play it ever except for the times that I do. Are there any like legacy servers? No No, oh, it's just dead. It's just gone. Well, that sucks It's it's just horrible now Give is yours. Is it is it runescape the one you've played the most? I'm just guessing here. Is it runescape? Um I would say no because world of warcraft Uh, I would when I was into world of warcraft. It was like, all right I've just woken up time to turn on computer World of warcraft I gotta play I gotta do it. Oh, I gotta get ready for school I can I can get in 30 minutes of world of warcraft. Oh, no You know that was me the the good thing was that I it didn't affect me too much That's good like other aspects of my life. I was already a loser. Oh, so it was all fine It was all it was all meant to be Probably one of the heights of my gaming career was one day I was playing mario and luigi bowser inside story and my like I was just I just stayed up all night just playing it And and like I wasn't even like at the final boss or any like like, you know story moment I was just like the fucking like just the third level just midway through my mom knocks on the door Like hey, it's it's time for school. You have to go I open the door and I'm fucking just like crying like mom. I want to keep playing mario Please Please I got my knees. Please. Let me play mario. Please And she's not healthy Christ What'd she do? What'd she do? Sure? I guess So you just got to stay home and play mario this day. Yeah. Yeah, just that day and then like the next day I just didn't care. I just didn't care the next day. I said, yeah, all right You know what? I just cared so much about playing just like I didn't even like beat the game I just continued to play for like a couple hours and then I just shut it off Like for just you know some reason I just wanted to play very badly Those weren't fake tears. I was legitimately crying for the like I just couldn't I couldn't play mario for like six hours. What the fuck Sometimes I felt that before uh-huh go ahead get I I felt that those feelings before us like Like I'm just really into something and I deliberated on whether it was okay to bring my my gba to school like if it was it really into playing fire emblem or something I was like, uh, I've been playing it all night. I want to play more Could I bring it to school? No, no, the bullies will take it I never I never had bullies that would take things But I I always felt like if I had my gba I wouldn't be able to bring it out during class because the teacher would take it And I wouldn't be able to bring it out during you know in between times because the people would say what are you a gamer? Kill me. Oh, no Can't take that risk So I never brought it to school, but there was one time when I saw a guy he brought it to his to school I was like, you mother fucker. You're so brave. How do you do that? You're so brave. He's the real veteran here. Not the name that he's fucking, you know boys in blue Did you did you learn from that? Yeah, you're right. Did you learn for that? Did you bring it after that? No, no, I brought my game boy to school like for years every day I was just so paranoid of like of of of turning on the game And sitting down and then having people come over and say oh what game you playing and then I would shrivel up and be like I don't know. I didn't worry about that too. I don't know That that's what I would have said. Hey here. Okay. Here's a here's a good question Um at rum raisin seven asks, um, why is munchy so bad at Kirby? You know, that's a good question It's a very good question everybody. Oh, no, why? No, no, no! It's not true! It's wrong! It's not a real thing that that's what that is. That's a fake thing. It's a fake fucking made-up fact That's not even a true one that you can check with the government Go check out the uh, the the Kirby race everybody. It's just great. Um, okay. Here we go This is better than fucking Nate! Yeah, you that's true. You know, that's really it's funny that like it's just because you got more invested than me Because you got more invested you got rocked harder. Um, I got my dick fucking shook Someone wags a bad shit, bro Uh at jip clip c asks, why don't pcps last for more than an hour now? Actually, I know the reason I just want them to be longer. Well, we're already an hour and what like 20 minutes Yeah, we're over an hour and a half now. So I don't know what fuck you, dude. I think I think what it is is that uh Sometimes There's less people and if there's loads of people and it's a big topic. Yeah, everyone wants to get everything in but now When the topic sucks sometimes it does None of us have like enough to say each even if we all get a turn so That's why the reason we gotta ask pretty robust. It was with three people. It was still over an hour There was gonna be way more people like and by way more. I just mean like six or two Yeah, it's just two more five, but they just didn't show up. Uh, so we were like, we're gonna be good Well, I was I was at least I did had no idea what we were going to talk about But this actually turned out pretty good Yeah, the reason though the reason though that everyone's like, oh, fucking why are they short now? I've seen that multiple places because on like the past two I think but both times have just been like we've been in the middle talking and it's been like, all right done bcp's over now. Bye I don't I don't really think we need to go on that long. I mean we make a good product and we wrap it up I'm pretty happy with how long they've been going up to now Uh, yeah, it's just both times I've met a bit I've made a big stick about Nate closing the pcp and so they've probably been like, oh munchy's fucking right We do maybe right. Maybe right I don't know. I'm pretty like this one is longer than I expected to be and I'm perfectly happy with that as well Yeah, yeah, I'm happy to me This is fine. Uh, yeah, I'm sick of this shit. I'm pretty fucking fed up tbh Uh, okay Let's let's let's see. I got yeah, it's another question. Um Oh Okay, no this question fucking sucks Okay, tell maybe you guys can tell me what this means at sys gum 69 our old friend asks Can you talk about your head mates? What does that mean the fuck is that I don't like like the people who live with me in my head Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know what you don't know what head mates are I don't think so. I don't know the term dude. I have so much like a topa. Is that a topa? I have so many head mates. No, no, they're like toplas but inside of your physical brain Is it like a split personality thing? Is that what it is? It's it's okay. So here's what you do You pretend that you're insane. That's the first right pretend that you're insane Then when you when you're making your sick ass fucking form posts that you just you know, you love to make every single day You laugh so hard making these posts that you just drop your fucking pretzels out on the ground That those sick ass formulas while you're making those Just like just like enter colon, uh, brock obama, uh, darth cedius, uh, you know The martian from loony tunes any of those guys colon. Just have him say something retarded Just say that okay. It'll make it better. That'll be your head mate Just pretend that those fictional characters are inside of your brain And then you say funny fucking quips that make everyone like you on your phone posts guy online tumblr fucking RuneScape. Yeah. Yeah, all those warchand.org slash co all those nice places Just get your fucking headmates to say some sick ass nihilistic wicked sense of humor shit. Um, and everyone will love you That's what headmates are Yeah, I I I've done this a couple times I called it like like like quite that intense but like you know every so often like i'm walking home from school and i'm like I feel like talking about something but there's no one there. So I've just imagined What the possible counter-arguments could be like a person doesn't agree with what I said so I just argue with him Uh, and just talk in my head. Uh, they don't have different voices. They're just like saying different things like Yeah, blah blah blah I don't know about that and then you know, I just go go through the motions of this thinking about it It's usually just to to think just a way to think through just to imagine that there's another person that I am being also Is that what it is? Or is it just I I love I mean, I'm sure that's practically what it is or you know in a practical sense That's what it is. Uh, what people say is this is the fictional characters live inside their brain and then they talk to them sometimes And and and and I don't I don't have characters And and and then sometimes and on a blood moon one of those fictional characters will take over their physical form And and and then they'll become they'll like role play that character themselves These people are so special and impressive and amazing. I I wish I was as cool as them. They're so cool Vampire hunter D is now at the front. He's at the front now. I am him I like the fact that vampire hunter D has the has the Feels the knees to explain that he is yes this incredibly quiet reserve character who changed my entire way I acted by never saying a fucking word announces himself in the room. I am vampire hunter D. Everyone. It's me. I'm real. I'm here Yes, that's very in character. That's the head made you that's the head was the the fucking question The the question was uh Fuck can you talk about your head mates was the garth mall? Oh Yeah, the rich personality of darth mall really takes up a large chunk of my head Yeah, he's got a lot to say. Let me tell you He's a fucking asshole. Oh, that's that's the thing He's a fucking red pill trump supporter piece. He's no no I do I go with him all the time about chiller. He actually needs to be fucking locked up And he just won't right fucking you won't take any of it He's a big John Oliver fan. He always wants to switch the channel even when I'm trying to fucking watch You know Sam hides world peace to get my red pill my swastika's in He just won't he just won't fucking do it. I fucking hate you darth mall. I've got odi from garfield Odie and darth mall do not get well together at all. They're like They are exact odi is the most migtow fucking like like red pill guy you will ever meet Hard to talk to because he's always making fun of darth mall's masculinity and it doesn't get pretty That's understandable The munchie actually has a lot of characters in this fucking head, of course, of course And I just Napoleon Bonaparte just had just hanging out. He's a military guy I should have had him come to the front of consciousness for this debate. Unfortunately, that would have been helpful Unfortunately, all he does is play well in league and he doesn't have time to come to the front of my head space a lot So, you know, it's it's a real shame Maybe we can one day we can do like a bonus episode that's us with our headmates, you know Just like being themselves that that'd be nice. That'd be a nice episode Oh, good question I have a hippo potistle mess in my head Yeah Yes, he's a dime store. He's the he's like the bizarro world More like more like scare store What about you give what do you got Tell me your secrets You look like you got a couple of you you hawk a show care Just I don't know what you you hawk a show. That's why they don't explain themselves. Oh And we're still recording get the fuck out of here Hey everyone Ben Saint here just wanted to pop in and give you all little context and what you're about to hear So on the day of this PCP we had agreed that afterwards We would all get together and hang out in the chat in the discord have a little group call have a good time So I come in Two hours after the PCP was meant to start and I see that everyone's in the call And I think ah surely the good times have already started surely my friends are just there waiting for me Waiting for me to come and join them and have a real good time. Uh, so I get in the call and Well Yeah, and the rest is history. So I just wanted to give you that give you that context So, uh, let's see how that plays out shall we? Yeah Okay, go on good what you say You were you were telling us about your you hawk a show head base. You're telling us about yes My Yu-Gi-Oh head space you I have in me I have in my Yu-Gi-Oh head space The entire cast of Beyblade mushed into one character Right. Yes. No one has the Beyblade Yeah, the Beyblade. Oh No, no, I have Uchiha Sasuke right and Fucking I Think you've got a head mate. That's an old World War two fighter pilot piloted by an anthropomorphic baguette Not even like a royal like not even like a fighter ply just an airplane an airplane Oh He doesn't like people flying inside him. He says you should fly on your own Your own ways you should be like the bird and take wing. I'm not go don't go inside me. Don't go inside me I'm not gay. Uchiha Sasuke does not care. He's a real pigtail planes going their own way You know, he doesn't need their these other guys. He's got his own life He doesn't need you to make him a complete plane. Okay. There's one last question that we have to address Wait, wait, I got it. Okay. I just have the thought. Yes, you know like ghost pirate ships What about ghost planes? Aeroplane robo. Yeah, she's not there And then and then it's a plane going in a circle and it's like how the hell do you get in there? What you're in there? It's like oh spooky. It's spooky. It's kind of like in Scooby-Doo wild for some reason it reminds me of breath of the wild only breath of wild isn't flying Okay, if you combine a breath of the wild with the one before it in the sky Colossus No, yeah Yes, shadow the head that's what I'm trying to think of. Yes, what I'm trying to say is I like shadow the head He just puts he just puts one foot in front of the other he's fucking dead. Yeah, he's there instantly one step He doesn't need to be quick I guess is why we shouldn't let the women fly because Amelia are fucking died But no, he nailed it dude. He nailed it. Okay. Here we go. Do we have any more questions? I'm done. There's one last question that we have to answer. Okay. Here we go at Muhammad H asks oh now that Canada allows sex with animals Is there any animal in particular that you want to fuck? the skeleton of you sad Devolved into a bonus episode. I know it really did this is by oh shit I forgot we've got we've got shirts everybody. I should have mentioned the beginning go buy our fucking shirts that were there There's links. There's links in the description everywhere. There's bonus episodes become our patron a five dollar patron You get more of this kind of nonsense like I can't believe we're still going with this Everyone's damn good edge. I pledge allegiance to sans I love the two sands. Please let me see your glorious face And I just want to be with you. Can't you just fucking understand you simple bitch Special appearance by the Undertale or 587 everybody Yeah, go go be our patron five dollars to bonus episodes You you get into our discord at any amount we talk to people there to go do that shit buy our shirts We got a bunch of merch up on the store now those remember those PCP Patreon shirts you only get the good ones for one month, and they're going away for ever just like the old logo So act now if you want that shit go get on the red bubble and there's this other shit on the fucking print all over me Pay-alm store About the military is all the child slaves so I can ground into Lou I like that to follow our patron at TP crass inators and send us questions every week that we answer Just like we did here using hashtag ask PCP and that is all the announcements go buy our shit everybody give us money So we can do more I really like how all the announcements of our patreon stuff was interjected occasionally by the undertale I think they should be a staple. It's appropriate the patron The undertale I should be there vacation He evaporated Well, maybe that tradition just ended find out next time everybody Did we even answer that last question we oh, yes We're it we're done. All right, thanks for listening everybody. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye Supposed to be