 Katie, where are you? I rang your buzzer like 11 times. I've been Brooklyn's rank got so out of control. I've just been couchsurfing. Might as the couch! But it's great lighting and... Taichi. It's Taichi for tauts. The barista was so rude. Not a lot of privacy. They didn't even put like a heart in my foam. And my toddler can make a zigzag in my... Why are the most boring people the loudest on their cell phones? Where exactly are you? Ah, Prospect Park. Uh... Tree... I've been performing with Wayne Brady, the Hanson brothers. Oh, the real Housewives. But I really miss our show. I don't know. Nine years! 250 interviews. I mean, how many more employees can there be? Was it Hanson? And way too many Housewives. Since Trump, though, I've just been down. I cut out wheat, sugar, dairy for like the whole 30. Minutes. And I got a therapy dog. Don't you already have a dog? I got a therapy dog for my therapy dog. It's just too much to put on one dog. How does one even get a therapy dog? There's no dog. Stress up his bees. Wouldn't you think the owner's a nut or butter? After Trump, it's just been perpetual traumatic stress disorder. I keep hoping for the post in PTSD. That's why we need to do Employee of the Month. Give people time to come together for a fun, thoughtful evening. And we signed a contract with Live Nation. Oh, shit. Well, what time do we need to be there? Now! At least they're letting a few token women host late night talk shows now. Wait. Women can talk and listen? Who knew? I feel bad that I judged you. My meditation teacher told me, if you judge, don't judge the judging. But you know what? There are enough therapy dogs to go around. Come on! Come on, let's go!