 Where's the camera? What's the camera? Ah, Shaber 1000 here. How's everybody doing? Happy Friday to y'all. Just got off work. We ain't no monkey to come pick me up. So, I thought I'd do a live feed, a little vlog. Vlog about work, okay? I've worked. End of vlog. Hopefully you can hear me a lot of traffic going past. So, just hanging out. There's the camera. Okay, I found the camera. Better remember that. My other phone was over here. I keep looking over here, and then I'm looking up here to see if anybody can join us yet. Wish the camera was more right here that way. I can look at you guys better, or whatever. Saturday? But we have a change of plans. We're going to do that next Saturday. At work, we'll do a Saturday night. We're going to have a fire, and see what y'all think about that. And then you can call in on a certain number that I'm going to have, and I'll give it to you on that day. We was going to do, again, we was going to do it this weekend, but monkey's been kind of stressed a little bit. So, I'm going to take her out of town. We're going to go to the corn maze, the haunted house, and hey, we're going to spend the night, and then we'll come back Sunday. So, that's why we're not going to... Hang on a second, guys. It was an upside down period. There's the camera there. Down here. Yeah, down here at the bottom. Really good shape, but hot. It's an 0-3 Toyota. Well, she says it's an 0-3, but it was after the six months. So, I'm thinking it's an 0-4, but she says it's an 0-3 on the title. I don't know. But anyway, it's got 430-some thousand on it. So, she's wanting to get to a million. I don't know if it'll make it. I guess the board can do on it. It's getting tired, but it doesn't smoke. It doesn't knock. No noises. Nothing like that. So, wrecked. So, we've been wanting to get it out, but she wants to get Bruno a life jacket first. So, I ordered him one. It's going to come in Monday. It's got a shark fin on it. It's really cute. So, I may do something on that about Bruno's little life vest. So, I'm kind of... There's a hole right here. So, I'm trying to keep it that way. See a little shade. So, that was a little better for you and me. I was giving her a point. I said, wait a minute. So, I went back in. I'm back out. I sat down on the truck. She says, you can equal in that word. So, I ended up missing a 102.4 fever. And I got it down by that evening. I got it back down to normal. But Tuesday, I was still sick. Wednesday, I went ahead and came in to work. I should know. Everybody said, man, why are you here? I'm like, yeah, I ain't leaving the guys out at the shop. You know, swamped or whatever. You know, if I don't have to. I probably should have stayed home because it was hell that day, man. Whew. I was sicker than a dog. But I'm over it now. I'm feeling pretty good. My color's back today. I was looking a little peeked. So, I'll chit chat with them. Imagine if I'm still on. Well, when monkey's finished with her patient and she's on her way to get me, she'll probably kick it on. Listen to me through the speakers in the truck. I blew tooth in the truck, but I got her one thing. So, hopefully she won't try to message me going down the road. But she does and she shouldn't. Yeah, she's had a long week. So, you know, I'm just going to take her. We're going to have a little fun. Yeah, just sitting here in front of my workplace. Fruitland Park trailers. The sign's moving. Seven minutes, man. It's moved a lot. I may have to move my chair. There's no... See, the sign is right in front of me. So, it's going this way. So, I would be like looking south-ish. That way would be east. That way's kind of west-ish. Towards the west. So, it doesn't matter, does it? I know I'm losing my shade here. You can see this right here. That's my shade. Another video that I've got to... We mentioned it the other night. I have to edit it. And I usually use... It's PowerDirector. And it's supposed to support MP4 formats, but for some reason, just like her phone, if I put something on with her phone or with our new camera, the audio plays really fast. Some things are a little different. But the new editor I got works great, but, which it's Wondershare, it's easy to use. It's user-friendly, but it just takes so long to save what they call produce or whatever. It takes so long to do that. And, like I said, I've been having trouble with the PC shutting down, so I had to make sure I got a YouTube video and playing on it in the background if I'm not sitting there or it shuts down. So I don't know what's going on with that. But then, once it's saved to upload, it only takes five to seven minutes to upload a 20-minute video. So, Saturday I figure, guys, we'll go live intermittently, maybe here and there. Maybe we'll go live from the corn maze, depending on if we've got service and stuff. Just a quick hello. I figure we'll be there until about 11 o'clock and it's an hour and a half. So I just figured, I just got us a cheap motel, nothing fancy this time. It's not a resort or anything like that, like we stayed past a couple of times. It's a $79 room because, like I said, we'll get to the room. We'll be in bed by midnight or she will. I might watch some TV or something. And then, Sunday we'll just get up and go to breakfast and come home. So we just needed a place to lay our head because it's only one night. So when we have one nighters, we try to get the cheapest form we can because, like I said, we won't spend any time on it. But when we're gone for a couple of nights, we try to get us something nice, you know, a resort or something. So, let's see, the 20, what the hell is it? I think it's Friday the 26th. I'm taking that day off. And we're going to Kissimmee area. We're going to a ghost walk and that kind of stuff. So I got us two nights. We're leaving. Friday off, she's got to work, but I went ahead and made it a four-day weekend until Friday and Monday off. So Friday night, we'll go check in the motel and just kind of hang out at the motel. Maybe have a couple drinks, what not, do a live feed with the guys. And then Saturday, you know, I've kind of got some activities planned and Saturday night activities. So, you know, I got us two rooms. It's a pretty nice place, but it's not, it's not, you know, like I said, it's not a resort like the other ones we've stayed in. So, but, you know, we're going to be there two nights, but it is, you know, it's got a bedroom stuff. We may show it to you if it's really nice, but as I mentioned, you want to see more vlogs. Sometimes I got to sit and wait on her, but that's okay, you know, she's got a job to do, whatever. It's no big deal. It's starting to cool off now, but sometimes she gets there as fast as she can. Sometimes she'll pick me up and I'll go do a couple of patience with her. I just sit in the truck, but it is all just do a vlog like this and after work vlog, you know, just put it under my vlogs playlist and, you know, we can just do that kind of hang out in evening times like this until she gets here. Second guys. I want to start going maybe like when I work Saturdays, you know, like sit off work next Saturday. It's probably our old camera and, you know, I'll do little things because Saturday's kind of a but it's a short day, number one. And number two, it's not real busy, so I can like maybe show you how how to wire a seven-way plug or something like that, you know, for the gear heads, you know, change the spring or change the brakes on the trailer, whatnot. Maybe it's here and there, but I think I'll just bring in the camera and start doing some videotaping here at work on Saturdays when we're not real busy. So, if you guys want to see some of that, you know, gear heads and stuff, let me know and because, you know, right next to the trailer, so easy. Well, kind of for me it is, but to a lot of people, you know, like the wiring, you know, it can give a lot of people problems. You know, when the brakes wiring a seven-way, it can be confusing because in the plug, you know, it says the color on it, like, you know, brown, red, black, white, whatnot, but that's not the way you wire. Like, you know, for your tail lights, your brown wires your tail lights, right? So, but in the plug, it's going to say green. That's where you got to put it in that way. It's real weird while the vehicle, whatever. So, it can get confusing, but for me, and I've done so many of them, it's real easy, but that way maybe, you know, it can help you guys out with stuff. And if you have questions on your own trailer, you know, like, how much in place should you have your bearings and how often should you grease and stuff like that? I can answer questions for you. You know, like in the comments later on, if you have a question, oh, by the way, how much grease do I put in? Blah, blah, blah. I can answer those questions for you. It's really no big deal. It's not like a car to where you got to put it on a computer and run the codes and all that. You know, like, one thing can run, you know, several different things. So if that one thing that runs the other one throws a code, well then now you've got, say, four codes or five codes because saying all this stuff's wrong, well, it's because the one thing's wrong, it's the one that's not working properly. Well, you know, which one is bad? You know what I mean? Because they're not all bad. You know, so. And sometimes you'll get what we call a phantom code. Which is a code that's not in the book. It's not, you know, nobody knows what the hell it is. Well, that phantom code usually means if it's throwing a code like that, it's usually your computer, you know, your PCM or whatever. That's telling you, look, I don't know what's going on, so you know, start there and it gets really, really technical. Especially on like Lincoln's and Cadillacs and Viewix and stuff like that and just everything. It's just code. It's code. It's code. Hell, back in the day, you know, even back in the 80s, you know, if you could start a car and listen to it, you knew what it was. If it didn't start, well, it was either fuel or spark, you know. And it wasn't, okay, well, now I don't want to spark, but what is it? Is it a coil pack? Is it, you know, a crank sensor? Is it an O2 sensor? Is it so many sensors? It was like, you know, it was either the points, a plug, a coil, you know, electrical, that was pretty much it. Your gas, if you wasn't pumping gas into the carburetor, well, you wouldn't get gas to that. You had a had a bad fuel pump or a clog in the line somewhere which would be like a fuel filter or something. In that case, well, you just dump a little gas in and see if it's fired up. You can't do that now. If it's fired up or a second shut off, well, you know, it's not getting fuel. Well, you can't do that now. So, it's all, it's all I'm sticking to the trailers now. Small engines, I'm getting out of the out of the cars. The older stuff, all right, you know. Hello, welcome to Shave Air 1000. You got a viewer. But, yeah, you know, it's just, it's just so many variables. But it's a fun, you know, I started working in my dad's junkyard when I was 10 years old. He would tell me to take a part off and I'd go take it off. Then he'd give me an old part and say, go put it back on. I'm like, why? It's a junkyard. Hey, monkey. Monkey 1000 is with us. Hi, baby. Love you. And he'd say, go put it back on. I'm like, why? It's no good. He says, because if you take something off, you got to learn to put it back on. It's always harder putting it back on. Hope your day got better, honey. I love you. One more? Okay, babe. I'll wait on you, honey. I'll wait. We're gonna have a good weekend, babe. You're the only one watching, honey. And you shouldn't be watching this going down the road. So please be careful, babe. Okay? You mean a lot to me, honey. Okay. You are, what, you are watching me? Don't watch me. Listen. Hang on a second, baby. LOL. Not funny. Hang on. I think it kind of made Johnny look bad today, baby. Oh, number two. Hi. Welcome to Shabare 1000. Anyway, he ordered this cop apart for his boat. A cap for his surge brakes on his boat trailer. The wrong one. Well, that's one he ordered and everything. I was sitting there, talking to the guy in the office. He was closing time. I brought it up on eBay. $13.99. I said, when do you want it, you know? And he said, that's it. So, I mean, I'm like, come on, dude. But he needed it today. I had an old one that would fit it, but wedge. Because it looks like a wedge. We got one out back right now that Oh, no. Got one more to you, baby. You can kick it tonight. How's that sound? Sound good? Johnny, honey, Johnny wants me to when Bruno's vest comes in. Okay. Bruno's vest comes in. He wants me to put it on him and do a little. Yeah. Okay. And do a little videotape of him walking around and stuff, but no sound. Just the jaws, the dun dun. Dun dun. I'm gonna do that because I showed him the vest that he's getting, you know, with the short fin. So, yeah, I'll go to do that. I'll probably put that on here on YouTube too. Yeah. Are you feeling better, monkey? Just remember, I don't stress out too much, babe. You got me and Bruno. That's stress enough, right? There's, you know, a lot of traffic and stuff going past here. And you just a little stressed and worried, but things will get better, honey. Just don't let it get to you. It's just small stuff. Our life is great, so, now you measure them all, honey. Like I said, you know, it's just, you know, it is what it is, honey, but the thing about it is, you know, she'll get a hold of you. But you have to tell her, mom, look, you know, this ain't working, you know what I mean? But we'll get into that later. But you know what I'm saying, honey. I know it's hard, you know. I went for a long time, a solid year without talking to my own daughter, you know? But, you know, so I kind of know, but I don't, you know, nobody knows exactly how you feel, but, you know, like I said, she called me on Father's Day one year and didn't, you know, she wished me happy Father's Day, her divorce with her first husband or getting ready to get a divorce and I told her, just think about it. You know, I just want you to, she said, happy fucking Father's Day and I didn't talk to her for a year. And then the next Father's Day, she called me and she said, daddy, we need to talk. I said, no, we don't need to talk. She said, well, I want to come and see you. I said, that's fine. You know, I just wanted to apologize. I said, no need to, you know, and it was, it was hard because I seen her at the fair and she walked past and didn't say nothing to me. I didn't say nothing to her. Yeah, her, did I go home and cry? Yeah, I did, but, you know, it's one of them things that it's called tough luck, you know. I'm like, she didn't need to talk to me about why I'm just looking out for her welfare, you know, and that's what you're doing too. I feel you, baby. It'll get better. I promise it'll get better. Let's cheer up, baby. We're going to have a great week. I was telling YouTube about, I was telling YouTube about, uh, about what we're going to do this weekend. So, talking about it. See if I can handle it. Five minutes already. See, the thing about it is, when it's live, a lot of people will see that you were alive and then they won't watch. I don't know why, but some people will. Some people watch it later, but it's probably kind of early for people. You're going to call your patient. Okay. Okay. Honey, just be careful. What are you talking about? Your patient. And you said you're back, right? I got you now. Okay. I got you. Sorry. To catch that, you know. So, yes. Mom, baby. She, man. But it's still hot out here. Yes. Making me five. I hope this place we're going to ain't as bad as the clown college. That was terrible. The kids come out of that haunted house and they was like, like, what the hell? They come out of there disappointed, like, remember I won't kid mom? That wasn't scary at all. She said, I know, baby. I'm sorry. You want me to do a dance? I think you meant dance. Me too. Tell the story. What about the clown college? Now, I'm going to say that for you. Because you never time I think about that, honey. It pisses me off. The guy would not leave me alone. What was his name? Bob or some shit? I'm like, he wasn't even dressed up like a clown. All he had on was his big shoes. He had no makeup. No, nothing. I'm like, yeah, I see you're doing pretty good. That guy was a freaking idiot, man. I tell the story when I got viewers because right now, you're my only follower right now. His name was Bob. Bob up and kissed my ass. That's all I got to say. Bob. Man, Bob, get the hell out. Man, give up your career and become a clown. Yeah, he's a clown. What the? Are you serious? Remember I said, are you making 14 bucks an hour? He's like, well, no, I get paid in other ways because the joy I bring... I'm sorry, just take your time. The joy I bring people, that's payment enough. I'm like, that doesn't pay my bills. That doesn't, you know... I was smelling dead fish or something. Yeah, I get waft of it. Man, it smells like dead fish. Nasty. And if I turn clear around in the chair, then the sun's gonna be facing the camera. Yeah, it's nasty, hun. I don't know what the hell it is. Just every few seconds I'll get a waft of it. It smells like dead fish. No, it's not in here. It's coming from that direction. It's... It's not in this trash can. It smells again. It smells like rotten dead fish. We all know what that smells like. It's terrible. It's horrid, man. It's like good. I'm sitting here talking to you, knowing that you know we're close. And I keep looking up the road for you to pull in. I'll see you soon. And to anybody else that'll watch this... Yes, I do. Yes, you do. Baby, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna hit Facebook live. What the hell, right? I love you, honey. I'll see you soon. I miss you. And to everybody else, I'll talk to you guys soon. I'll talk to you this weekend. And probably tomorrow. So, with that being said... Alright, bye, baby. With that being said, bye, monkey. Shae Bear 1000. I'm gone. Remember the myth, the man, the legend. Shae Bear. I'm gone. Bye, bye, guys. See ya.